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  1. #6034

    Wish I was a senior.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon88  [View Original Post]
    Mature gal with nice breast and a spinner body loves to give and get oral with swallow BBBJ enjoys DATY and also will do mish. Anything else will have to be discussed with her. Reasonable rates; Only catch is that she has to use Geneva but she will stay the full two hrs. Please only seniors may text me for her name and number. If you have anything to share that would be appreciated.
    Hey She wouldn't take others? I would like to meet.

  2. #6033
    Quote Originally Posted by DaisukeAramech  [View Original Post]
    LOL
    Ok, this one made me crack up! Well said!
    Thanks DA! I'll be posting a new review (my first) for Maitland Mom Sara soon, what a sweetie she is!

    Quote Originally Posted by LennyBruce  [View Original Post]
    Hopefully your photon torpedos didn't Klingon her chin! Bang zoom. Another great one Mitch.
    LMAO, thanks Lenny! Thanks to Mr. Sulu there were no Klingons on Michele's chin - all my photon torpedoes found their target deep within her black hole. Strangely, the torpedoes defied the laws of physics and were shortly ejected from the mouth of her black hole. Mr. Spock said it was "fascinating", his analysis determined it was caused by a space-time continuum, LOL

    However, the Klingons did successfully attack Sara's face with full force - concentrating their efforts on her chin. Fortunately, Dr. McCoy was standing by and was able to remedy the situation with the baby wipes he keeps in his monger, er, medical bag. Captain Kirk says he'll file a detailed report on this incident with the Federation just as soon as he's done fucking a green alien chick later tonight, LOL

    SYM

  3. #6032

    Maitland Sarah

    Met up with Sarah since I heard she was in need. Like everyone saids she is a very sweet person. Loves to talk. She didn't have a place nor did I have alot of time so we opted for a quick car date. Communicated easy through text. Picked her up off maitland at her hotel, if your windering kids were in hotel so that's why we couldn't use it. Found a nice hidden spot at some condos and off she went. Follows direction well, she could not hold it in her throat tough, she kept gagging but still nice job. Let me touch all over, finger in both holes, vocal which made it nice too. Not the best performance I have ever had but still good and a super nice girl.

  4. #6031

    Sarah

    Quote Originally Posted by PingaDura  [View Original Post]
    Hello guys.

    This is a plea for help on her behalf.

    She is about to lose the place she lives in and will be out on the street very, very soon with her kid.

    The same way I have seen other requests for help for other UTRs I ask the same for her. She is a good person and awesome at what she does.

    You won't regret seeing her.
    I'd love to meet up with her. Could you possibly PM me?

  5. #6030
    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    Michele1 L (White & Nerdy)

    Had another amazing dream with Michele1 L. Took a shower before I headed to her incall and since I was running a bit late I just grabbed a t-shirt to put on. After I was already out the door I realized I was wearing a Star Wars t-shirt and looked like a fucking nerd, LOL.

    So on the drive over I texted M1 L to ask if she could wear something super nerdy for me so we could role play as a couple of geeks who had never done it before. Upon my arrival she opened the door and I couldn't believe my eyes at the smoking hot nerd who stood before me! I was reminded of the song "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al, LOL.


    SYM.
    Hopefully your photon torpedos didn't Klingon her chin! Bang zoom. Another great one Mitch.

  6. #6029

    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    Michele1 L (White & Nerdy)

    Had another amazing dream with Michele1 L. Took a shower before I headed to her incall and since I was running a bit late I just grabbed a t-shirt to put on. After I was already out the door I realized I was wearing a Star Wars t-shirt and looked like a fucking nerd, LOL.

    So on the drive over I texted M1 L to ask if she could wear something super nerdy for me so we could role play as a couple of geeks who had never done it before. Upon my arrival she opened the door and I couldn't believe my eyes at the smoking hot nerd who stood before me! I was reminded of the song "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al, LOL.

    Link to "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al:

    https://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw

    Michele was wearing glasses and a long shirt with a bunch of planets on it and other geeky stuff. She looked like she had literally just come from a Star Trek convention, LOL. It was exactly the look I had in mind and I was amazed she was able to put it together on such short notice for me.

    She led me to the bedroom and I asked her if she could show me how to procreate since I had never done it before. She grabbed my light saber and proceeded to give me a DTBBBJ that was out of this world. Next I asked her if I could play with her Xbox so she proceeded to coach me on proper DATY technique. She was nice to point out all her anatomical features and erogenous zones for my future reference.

    She then taught me how to do all 4 major human copulation positions: K9, CG, RCG, and finally Mish. My hour long nerd convention was almost over and seeing Michele's beautiful face with those sexy glasses on pushed me over the edge into the final frontier. I pulled out and launched about 8 photon torpedoes containing approximately half a billion sperm cells into her mouth.

    I'm already looking forward to my next nerd convention!

    SYM.
    Ok, this one made me crack up! Well said!

  7. #6028

    Michele1 L (White & Nerdy)

    Michele1 L (White & Nerdy)

    Had another amazing dream with Michele1 L. Took a shower before I headed to her incall and since I was running a bit late I just grabbed a t-shirt to put on. After I was already out the door I realized I was wearing a Star Wars t-shirt and looked like a fucking nerd, LOL.

    So on the drive over I texted M1 L to ask if she could wear something super nerdy for me so we could role play as a couple of geeks who had never done it before. Upon my arrival she opened the door and I couldn't believe my eyes at the smoking hot nerd who stood before me! I was reminded of the song "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al, LOL.

    Link to "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al:
    https://youtu.be/N9qYF9DZPdw

    Michele was wearing glasses and a long shirt with a bunch of planets on it and other geeky stuff. She looked like she had literally just come from a Star Trek convention, LOL. It was exactly the look I had in mind and I was amazed she was able to put it together on such short notice for me.

    She led me to the bedroom and I asked her if she could show me how to procreate since I had never done it before. She grabbed my light saber and proceeded to give me a DTBBBJ that was out of this world. Next I asked her if I could play with her Xbox. She proceeded to coach me on proper DATY technique and was nice enough to point out all her anatomical features and erogenous zones for my future reference.

    She then taught me how to do all 4 major human copulation positions: K9, CG, RCG, and finally Mish. My hour long nerd convention was almost over and seeing Michele's beautiful face with those sexy glasses on pushed me over the edge into the final frontier. I pulled out and launched about 8 photon torpedoes at warp speed containing approximately half a billion sperm cells into her mouth.

    Needless to say I'm already looking forward to my next nerd convention! Trusted Senior Members can PM me for her new screening digits.

    SYM.

  8. #6027
    Quote Originally Posted by RowdyReptile  [View Original Post]
    I guess you could say you 2
    Were Rowdy Reptiles that night.

    Go Gators!
    LOL, definitely! You should go see Crawl if you haven't already. Lots of rowdy reptiles, you'll fucking love it!

    SYM.

  9. #6026

    I guess you could say you 2 .

    Quote Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch  [View Original Post]
    Had a great dream with Cassie the other day. Took her out to dinner to celebrate her recent birthday (she's still less than half my age!) and then to the movie "Crawl" which was actually pretty good. It reminded me of "Sharknado" but with a hurricane and a bunch of huge gators instead, LOL.

    Here's a link to the trailer for "Crawl":
    https://youtu.be/H6MLJG0RdDE

    Cassie was wearing tight pants and a skimpy top with no bra so I had a boner for much of the movie. She kept reaching over to my lap where I had strategically placed the popcorn, LOL. After the movie I finally got some relief when Cassie got naked and curled up beside me for a BBBJ.

    While Cassie sucked my cock I stroked her beautiful long hair with one hand and fingered her tight pussy from behind with the other. I then asked her to crawl onto the bed on her belly like a gator so I could admire her perfect "10" ass. I couldn't resist and got on top so I could fuck her gator style (see pic below, LOL).

    After awhile we rolled over 90 degrees on our sides so I could caress her body and rub her nicely shaped breasts with my hand while I continued fucking her from behind. Next I told her I wanted to fuck her hard in doggie so she got up on all fours and arched her back and teased me with her incredible K9 pose.

    I got behind her and after relubing (she's extremely tight) I slapped my cock against her pussy several times from behind. What a sight! I slowly slid my cock in and rode her hard for several minutes. As I pounded away I squeezed her ass and gave her several spankings for being such a good fuck.

    Flipped her over for some mish and enjoyed watching her breasts jiggle up and down with each thrust. When I couldn't take it any more I pulled out and drenched her belly and breasts with my sticky Gatorade. We jumped in the shower together and I helped clean her up. Damn she looks sexy when she's wet - if I was a younger man I would have banged her a second time in the shower for sure! After we got dried off we shared a beer together and discussed some upcoming dreams I have planned with her.

    Will repeat!
    SYM
    Were Rowdy Reptiles that night.

    Go Gators!

  10. #6025

    I tried Maitland Mom Sarah

    Quote Originally Posted by Misterm407  [View Original Post]
    She really is wonderful. Too bad guys keep canceling on her. Seriously, she will rock your world if you're cool.
    She didn't have a sitter, I tried to hookup w / her. Soon. Yd.

  11. #6024
    Quote Originally Posted by PingaDura  [View Original Post]
    Hello guys.

    This is a plea for help on her behalf.

    She is about to lose the place she lives in and will be out on the street very, very soon with her kid.

    The same way I have seen other requests for help for other UTRs I ask the same for her. She is a good person and awesome at what she does.

    You won't regret seeing her.
    She really is wonderful. Too bad guys keep canceling on her. Seriously, she will rock your world if you're cool.

  12. #6023
    Quote Originally Posted by KenLaid  [View Original Post]
    If she is open to a non-SM that can provide reference, I'd love to say hi to her. I should be up in her neck of the words tomorrow I believe.
    I'm sure she would.

  13. #6022

    Sarah. Absolutely Amazing.

    Let me first start off by thanking PingaDura for going out of his way to verify me when I reached out for Ms. Sarah's number. I've been on this board just as long (or longer) than many senior members and have had the honor to meet most of the top providers (including UTR), but I don't post unless (a) I feel the need to warn others or (b) the provider was outstanding and asked for a review. Kiss and tell is a thing, it's just not my thing.

    Now to the best part, which is Sarah. All of the previous posts about her which greatly stress just how sweet she is absolutely true. If you're a gentleman and respect real ladies (they are not objects like some members think) then Sarah is a *must* on your list. It's so rare to come across a provider that you feel you have to protect from the other "not so nice" guys out there. Sarah is one of these diamonds in a field of cubic zirconias. My dream started with easy communications that were clear and not the typical "wait 20+ minutes" for a return (though if she's busy I'm sure you'll have to wait as her phone was *never* around during my dream). Sarah didn't have a location at the moment and just as previous posts mentioned, a less than 10-minute lift to a well-known spot was necessary. During this time, we talked a bit and got to break the ice a little. Once we arrived, she took care of securing a location. Some have posted that she did like to chat a little more than others but this was different. It wasn't mindless "talk" and it really made me feel comfortable. Sarah is a tall, cute, slender lady (yes, she has had a child so don't expect a 6-pack. She's a real woman) who has some creative ink on her, but nothing distasteful. A piercing here and there but not where you wouldn't want it (I. E. Chest). Speaking of her top, she does have sensitive (beautiful) nipples in my dream and loves it when they are given proper attention. I found her willingness to ask what I like and to tell what she likes upfront to be nice, especially the way she goes about it. It's not your typical "run down the list" as if you're about to go through a pre-flight checklist but instead, she really cares since she's not in this just for the donation. No siree. Sarah is in this because she *likes* it and this makes all the difference in the world. At the end of her dream, there is no candy to hunt down or some expensive handbag to buy. My suggestion is to listen to what she likes and don't be selfish. Please her too. You *will* be rewarded! Just like any normal human being, she has things she likes and dislikes. Her list of things she doesn't like is pretty small and *completely* reasonable. Super-duper freaks and hardcore need not apply here so please go elsewhere. If you want to spend time with someone that will make you feel like a young kid who just fell in love and had sex for the first time, well then she's your lady. If you just want an object to abuse and throw away, then *please* move on to the next post as myself and others here will be *greatly* upset if this ever happens.

    Honestly, Sarah has no business advertising and deserves *only* the kindest gentlemen that also knows how to have a respectfully have a good time. If you fall into that category then rest assured, you *will* have an absolutely wild dream! Please treat Sarah well since ladies like her are very rare. Also, I wish people on the forum would realize that YMMV! Sarah is not a robot and just like you, she might not get as turned on doing some things that turn you on. Just because we donate to providers in our dreams doesn't make us masters. Enjoy!

  14. #6021
    If she is open to a non-SM that can provide reference, I'd love to say hi to her. I should be up in her neck of the words tomorrow I believe.

    Quote Originally Posted by PingaDura  [View Original Post]
    Hello guys.

    This is a plea for help on her behalf.

    She is about to lose the place she lives in and will be out on the street very, very soon with her kid.

    The same way I have seen other requests for help for other UTRs I ask the same for her. She is a good person and awesome at what she does.

    You won't regret seeing her.

  15. #6020

    Cassie the Sexy Lioness (Crawl)

    Had a great dream with Cassie the other day. Took her out to dinner to celebrate her recent birthday (she's still less than half my age!) and then to the movie "Crawl" which was actually pretty good. It reminded me of "Sharknado" but with a hurricane and a bunch of huge gators instead, LOL.

    Here's a link to the trailer for "Crawl":
    https://youtu.be/H6MLJG0RdDE

    Cassie was wearing tight pants and a skimpy top with no bra so I had a boner for much of the movie. She kept reaching over to my lap where I had strategically placed the popcorn, LOL. After the movie I finally got some relief when Cassie got naked and curled up beside me for a BBBJ.

    While Cassie sucked my cock I stroked her beautiful long hair with one hand and fingered her tight pussy from behind with the other. I then asked her to crawl onto the bed on her belly like a gator so I could admire her perfect "10" ass. I couldn't resist and got on top so I could fuck her gator style (see pic below, LOL).

    After awhile we rolled over 90 degrees on our sides so I could caress her body and rub her nicely shaped breasts with my hand while I continued fucking her from behind. Next I told her I wanted to fuck her hard in doggie so she got up on all fours and arched her back and teased me with her incredible K9 pose.

    I got behind her and after relubing (she's extremely tight) I slapped my cock against her pussy several times from behind. What a sight! I slowly slid my cock in and rode her hard for several minutes. As I pounded away I squeezed her ass and gave her several spankings for being such a good fuck.

    Flipped her over for some mish and enjoyed watching her breasts jiggle up and down with each thrust. When I couldn't take it any more I pulled out and drenched her belly and breasts with my sticky Gatorade. We jumped in the shower together and I helped clean her up. Damn she looks sexy when she's wet - if I was a younger man I would have banged her a second time in the shower for sure! After we got dried off we shared a beer together and discussed some upcoming dreams I have planned with her.

    Will repeat!
    SYM
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