Massage Parlor Reports

[Carolina2]

Hi Zebra,

Nice to see you from TMR.

Sasi (Sassy) gave me a good massage but would not step over the line. I think that was the experience of others too. She has been reviewed on this thread.

As far as massage anywhere in general I have not bought a token so I don't know about that. KK and Tara are on there, so that tells you something. I have found some others on there as well who will help out a guy in need, from one who would just do the finish finish and nothing more, to others who allow roaming, to ones that will peg you.

L.

I don't know about the past, but Sasi is now strictly legit. She has also moved recently to a room if that is what you call it, a couple blocks away from her previous Thai Massage place on Curran in Mclean. Its just a single room off a public lobby that is shared with a eyebrow and nail shop and a therapist. Its quite uncomfortable / bizarre going through the lobby in a robe, if you have to go to the restroom, or if waiting for her to get ready for an appointment. The room has a glass door, on which she placed curtains. Open the door. And bam there you are on the table. I liked the old place, much, much better. This new place is just to public, even if you are just going for a legit massage.

I asked her why she changed. She stated the old place was going to turn her massage room into another Thai massage room. That story didn't quite hold together, however. As rarely was anyone else in the other rooms while I was there. I also know that she has been on and off with the "partner" or owner of the place on Curran. As she has had to set up shop next door before temporarily, while sorting out the issues. My suspicions is that the Craigslist ban has recently cut into her business, and she is having to cut costs.

[NyHornet]

She wanted. 8 but I stayed firm with. 6 and trust me my guys I did not go in expecting what I got LOL. I haven't been there in about 6 months usually standard nova with the girls out and roaming. Maybe they want to retain customers or something haha it was dead there when I went. Also she is not available on weekends. Just don't go expecting someone who is hot, like I said she is like a 4 out of 10 looks wise.

There was another review a few months ago with a different lady (Kandy? But similar experience if I recall correctly.

[Reptar 69]

Sounds like she had her own amazon prime sale. Rim job, BJ. Prostate finger diddle all for the low low price if $60?

She wanted. 8 but I stayed firm with. 6 and trust me my guys I did not go in expecting what I got LOL. I haven't been there in about 6 months usually standard nova with the girls out and roaming. Maybe they want to retain customers or something haha it was dead there when I went. Also she is not available on weekends. Just don't go expecting someone who is hot, like I said she is like a 4 out of 10 looks wise.

[Member #6873]

I may be old but I don't recall any reports like this from GC. If I'm wrong somebody please let me know!

Sounds like she had her own amazon prime sale. Rim job, BJ. Prostate finger diddle all for the low low price if $60?

[Creeping]

Went to Green castle therapy in manassas. Greeted at door by sunny she's like 5 foot 2 maybe, age late 40's or early 50's can never tell with Asians. Looks left a little to be desired but green castle is just a spot I hit when I get the itch. So we go to the table shower very thorough lots of teasing on the boys and the back door. Massage was great as usual for that spot. Before the flip she does the feather fingers on my back and to my surprise some rimming before she ask how much I want to tip we agree on 60 and mama mia she went to town with some great rimming again and jerking me off from the back while her face is buried in my butt. She ask me to flip then back to rimming while sucking on the boys and the pole very sloppy lots of noise which I love then on to prostate and BBJ to completion. So all in all great trip.

Massage 8.5 out of 10.

Looks 4 out of 10.

Flip 10 out of 10.

I may be old but I don't recall any reports like this from GC. If I'm wrong somebody please let me know!

[Jay1646]

I always enjoy your reviews, Frankie (and I, too, love big teddies.). Thanks.

Me too, love his reviews. Us boob connoisseurs got to stick together.

He put me on to Fairfax Nikki. (Tip her well and take the shower she offers) I miss those tits.

You guys have so many options up north I'm jealous.

[BuckshotWatson]

I love big teddies....
Frankie.

I always enjoy your reviews, Frankie (and I, too, love big teddies.). Thanks.

[TheOuroboros]

And this is what I noticed. It was still OK in '03 but jas gotten worse since about '11. Seems like these girls think we will pay for vintage when we are only getting OLD.

Wasn't around then but from reading old post and listening to some of you lucky seniors it seems like the 90's-00's was the golden age for mongering.

If any of you miscreants develops the blueprints for a time machine please shoot me a PM.

[Reptar 69]

Went to Green castle therapy in manassas. Greeted at door by sunny she's like 5 foot 2 maybe, age late 40's or early 50's can never tell with Asians. Looks left a little to be desired but green castle is just a spot I hit when I get the itch. So we go to the table shower very thorough lots of teasing on the boys and the back door. Massage was great as usual for that spot. Before the flip she does the feather fingers on my back and to my surprise some rimming before she ask how much I want to tip we agree on 60 and mama mia she went to town with some great rimming again and jerking me off from the back while her face is buried in my butt. She ask me to flip then back to rimming while sucking on the boys and the pole very sloppy lots of noise which I love then on to prostate and BBJ to completion. So all in all great trip.

Massage 8.5 out of 10.

Looks 4 out of 10.

Flip 10 out of 10.

[Wp212]

Sorry, new here. Any of these places offers the same ending on women?

Some claim to offer things for couples, but it's probably just marketing to seem legit.

[Justforme]

And this is what I noticed. It was still OK in '03 but jas gotten worse since about '11. Seems like these girls think we will pay for vintage when we are only getting OLD.

Just got back from NYC and had the experience of mongering there for the first time. What an experience! Young Korean girl no older than 25-30. Unfortunately, it seems like when these hot bombshells get old and used, they make their way over to NOVA. That's just the way it is. Once in a while you'll find a gem but they tend to come and go so it's slim pickings out there.

[Justforme]

I can do home visits for females. Welcome to the group.

Sorry, new here. Any of these places offers the same ending on women?

[Frank Digitola]

I love big teddies. Whenever I see one of the brahs here report on having an encounter with this love of mine, I become entranced and enticed. Despite even hearing mixed to unenthusiastic reports, the teddies still speak to me. This is especially the case if said teddies are huge and or natty. Enticement occurred recently when good ole GripNSip brah reported on his visit to 8303. I myself have reported on 8303 once before. It was a warning report telling the brahs here not to fall for the lure of cheap 4 hand at 8303 as I had seen both of the ladies who worked there. KiKi was the first. She's an older, thick, yet Sponge Bob not hourglass shaped lady with huge teddies who gave a massage that was a hair above average. She gave me an impoverished tugger and I was unable to pop despite stockpiling for days. The other was a woman whose name I didn't even retain whose performance was the exact opposite. Tugger was slightly above average and I popped, but the massage was just okay. Looks and body were just average older Chinese lady.

When I saw Grips report of a chubby chick with big teddies named Sun Dee, I became intrigued as big teddies and non spinner are my Bat-signals. This was however 8303 so there was a bit of apprehension. So I sent my normal apprehension PM. "Hey brah are the big teddies worth the trip?" To which Grip replied "This hobby is like playing PokMon. Sometimes. You got to catch them all. " Goddamn Socrates up in this bish. I'd be willing to bet my next paycheck that Grip wasn't sitting on marble steps wearing a toga, but he should've been. (Just as a quick side note, if you didn't read "Socrates" as "So-Crates" like Bill and Ted, you're really doing yourself a disservice. The bit was way funnier that way.) Moving on. I continue to read my PM and Grip goes on to say "Besides, they offer 4 hand for $60, you can try Sun Dee and have KiKi's big teds at the same time. " I wasn't reading that while sitting in a swamp staring at a little, green, big eared man thing, but I should've been. So now, I'm definitely going to 8303.

I arrive and am met by Unretained Name Lady. I tell her I want to try the new girl and KiKi in a 4 hand. She agreed and sends them in. Sun Dee is very cute, but she is chubby. Like chubby chubby. She does however have big teddies. KiKi has lost a little weight it seems but her teddies are still huge. The massage starts and roles are established. Sun Dee is the main attraction and KiKi is the accessory. Good. That's what I was hoping for and I hope this trend continues to the flip. Sun Dee actually commented that my back felt like twice baked hell (I'm paraphrasing) so she actually put in some serious elbow grease and propelled herself into the gold medalist at 8303. KiKi worked my legs and butt. The massage was good. KiKi was a bit talkative, but I've gotten 4 hand before and expected that. The tease began with tickles on my neck and back while KiKi tickled the boys and my angus. Then, I'm flipped.

Upon the flip Sun Dee goes straight in for the nova. I don't even go for an otc grab, I just start rolling up shirts and ask for bras to drop. Sun Dee pops the teddies out like a champ and they are in fact awesome. Since I got crap for a previous report, let me also reiterate that Sun Dee is chubby and has a belly. It is however a neater belly. Her belly doesn't look like balled up homework like some others. That being said, spinner exclusive brahs should swipe left. KiKi pulls out one ted like I came here to see three teddies. Since this ain't Total Recall I ask her to pull the other one out. She pulls out a violin, dims the lights more, and begins singing a sad song about how brahs throughout the day have been nursing said shy teddy like there's Strawberry Nesquick inside. She tells me that it is sore. I tell her that I don't want to touch it, I just want to see it. Spoiler alert, I'm lying. Sun Dee says "Oh he just wants to see, pull it out" she wants to go steady, I just know by the way she said that. KiKi complies and, viola, 4 big teddies.

Sun Dee is going to town. Her Hugh Jackman is really good. Eye contact, smiles, good cadence. Everything is good. I wish I was Gordo from Mortal Kombat so that I could have four arms and a hand on each teddy. I then realized that that's gross and just bounce back and forth with my two hands. KiKi is tickling my bozack, butt and thighs, completely ignoring the fact that I'm roaming away on the fatigued ted. She's handling her role of accessory like a champ. That is, until she starts talking again. A couple minutes in and she starts chattering. Sun Dee is also getting frustrated and giving nods and what appears like one word answers. The couple minutes turn to several and KiKi asks "You pop for us?" and then turns to Sun Dee and mutters something in Chinese that makes her smile at me. I ask "What?" "She says you're strong for 4 hand" is her reply. I tell her "just keep doing what you're doing baby. I'm going to pop for you. " She ignores me and starts a double fisted, corkscrew maneuver with her teddies squished between her arms. That's all she wrote brahs. I popped with toe curling violence.

I paid 6 for the hhr, and despite being on the verge of telling KiKi to stfu, I gave them both 5. I'm going to go back and see Sun Dee again, but solo. Thanks again Socrates.

Frankie.

[NyHornet]

I noticed the other day when I was in Woodbridge that the massage place over the old Octopus Garden location (gone now) off Route 1 was still there. I remember years ago, around 2007 or so, I went there and got FS from a hot spinner. Anyway, I was wondering if anyone has any intel on if this place was worth a visit. I was thinking about TOFTT and checking it out if there is no recent news. Unfortunately I don't know what the place is called.

It's had a few different names over the years. Currently called Rt. One Massage Therapy. I haven't visited in many years, but it has recent reviews on Rubmaps.

[ShyGirl1]

Sorry, new here. Any of these places offers the same ending on women?