Escort Reports

[LuvEmSmall]

Hey there, just had my first escort experience. It was much different from what I expected. I paid $120 for hhr and the provider didn't make any eye contact, stayed pretty much silent the whole time, and showed absolutely no enthusiasm. Is that generally how it is? She even stopped from time to time to check her phone (which I'm assuming is not normal and is the opposite of the "unrushed experience" I often read about). I was expecting some level of care and / or enthusiasm. Is that something that generally only comes with GFE?

Thanks for dealing with my ignorance. Hope I'm posting in the right thread.

This was the provider I used:

https://escortalligator.com.philadel...post/35186181/

You can even see in her pics she is on her phone. Nah. You over paid and got bad service. A shame. Try again, but maybe an AMP next time.

[BigMacAttack93]

Hey there, just had my first escort experience. It was much different from what I expected. I paid $120 for hhr and the provider didn't make any eye contact, stayed pretty much silent the whole time, and showed absolutely no enthusiasm. Is that generally how it is? She even stopped from time to time to check her phone (which I'm assuming is not normal and is the opposite of the "unrushed experience" I often read about). I was expecting some level of care and / or enthusiasm. Is that something that generally only comes with GFE?

Thanks for dealing with my ignorance. Hope I'm posting in the right thread.

This was the provider I used:

https://escortalligator.com.philadel...post/35186181/

[UTRfiend]

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/2678383789

Saw this girl earlier tonight. Had another girl I was really up for seeing cancel and I dropped my guard a little. She talks a good game claiming she is "special". Buncha bullshit. Average at best. Ad claims sloppy head, she claimed to be a squirter and PSE. None of it true She says that she's hotter than her pics. Her comments on escort alligator say the same things. So I think it's a friend of hers our her song comments She a solid 6, extra around her belly. She was high on some kind of opiate too and nodded a little. Pussy gets wet and feels good. After a couple minutes of mish she started with "are you going to cum for me baby?" I told her to stop with that shit. Doggy was ok, flipped her back over and finished in mish. I tipped her for BBBJ. I won't repeat. Half hour out 1. 4 plus tip for BBBJ.

[PhillyGuy1969]

My style of reviews are the same as many others on the old TER and still active ECCIE. I hate PM's full of stupid ass questions such as How tight is her pussy, does she have a full Bush, what does her ass look Like, does she deep throat and swallow, on and on. Years of writing reviews on multiple boards with the same stupid ass questions. Everything anyone needs to know is in my Long winded reviews.

You are correct, my reviews are written for the girls I really like to help keep them busy. I repeatedly fuck the girls I like. If they are not busy, they will go to NYC, Chicago or where ever to make that money and say fuck Philly, it's not busy enough. Girls have left Philly in less than a week never to return.

You can find Aki reviews from Texas on ECCIE. Don't take my word for it, Texas knows the deal. I will see Aki 2 more times before she leaves next week. I want her to return to Philly.

We are lucky to get these girls at Philly's is cheap ass rate. In NYC it's 400 and in NJ it's 300 for the same girls.

Sorry you had to take one for the team, I had been eyeing that one. Thanks for the heads up.

[Merge1]

I had the same experience. She smelled too bad. She is into drugs. I let go my 150 and walked away. Be safe guys.

Thanks to the two reviewers. I texted with her and she was at a Motel 6 near the airport. Not convenient for me at the time. Glad I didn't take the plunge.

[MarkRomeo]

Just letting everyone know that this girl is a thief. She not only took 200 from me but also an Iphone charger. Not only that but her hygiene was disgusting. Had her for an outcall, said she was going to go out to smoke a cig and bolted. Avoid this trash at all costs. Live and learn I guess. If anyone wants more details feel free to pm me. Was just going to let it go but just found out she stole the charger too so I got to warn everyone here.

I had the same experience. She smelled too bad. She is into drugs. I let go my 150 and walked away. Be safe guys.

[UTRfiend]

http://philadelphia.skipthegames.com...e/553830549318

Has anyone seen this girl? She goes by Denver or Kayla. I'd appreciate feedback.

[WhyKnot1081]

I'm going to miss her this time. Unfortunately with school being out, I have less free time. But once school is back in session, I'll be too.

I've been wanting to try it out. But everyone makes it sound so good I might just have to pull a couple off before the trip so I last longer than 10 seconds. Lmao. From reading it I might not make it past the shower!! LOL LOL LOL.

My style of reviews are the same as many others on the old TER and still active ECCIE. I hate PM's full of stupid ass questions such as How tight is her pussy, does she have a full Bush, what does her ass look Like, does she deep throat and swallow, on and on. Years of writing reviews on multiple boards with the same stupid ass questions. Everything anyone needs to know is in my Long winded reviews.

You are correct, my reviews are written for the girls I really like to help keep them busy. I repeatedly fuck the girls I like. If they are not busy, they will go to NYC, Chicago or where ever to make that money and say fuck Philly, it's not busy enough. Girls have left Philly in less than a week never to return.

You can find Aki reviews from Texas on ECCIE. Don't take my word for it, Texas knows the deal. I will see Aki 2 more times before she leaves next week. I want her to return to Philly.

We are lucky to get these girls at Philly's is cheap ass rate. In NYC it's 400 and in NJ it's 300 for the same girls.

[LurkingDog]

In any case, I FINALLY managed to get verified by EPM, so I'll be able to check it out and review it for myself!

Good for you — how did you finally do it? Any hints for others who are still trying?

LD.

[Lance547]

Just letting everyone know that this girl is a thief. She not only took 200 from me but also an Iphone charger. Not only that but her hygiene was disgusting. Had her for an outcall, said she was going to go out to smoke a cig and bolted. Avoid this trash at all costs. Live and learn I guess. If anyone wants more details feel free to pm me. Was just going to let it go but just found out she stole the charger too so I got to warn everyone here.

Sorry to hear about what happened to you. Personally I have never done incalls and never will for this and many other reasons. I have met quite a few girls who I thought were actually decent and shocked me when they admitted to stealing money, drugs or other items from an incall client. They just laughed about it. One escort I knew said the escort agency she use to work for openly encouraged stealing from clients and shorting them on their time so it's not just SW or independent escorts.

And the escorts with poor hygiene is the worse. They expect clients to be clean and presentable but when their hygiene is bad they have the nerve to get upset when you refuse to do business with them. None of these escorts should have hygiene issues when you have a $1 store is nearly every town!

[Rubber Ducky Boston]

Not trying to bad mouth anything, but every time I've seen a EPM review it's written like a novel. Now I know I get long winded from time to time, but it almost seems like the review is written for them. Some dudes can barely spell their name let alone write like Shakespeare.

I'm just saying, I'm very intrigued, but just wonder is it really too good to be true??

Not that I care that much about this, but rice is pretty active on many other boards than this one, and is well known for his very descriptive long-winded reviews. For what its worth, EPM does have a pretty decent rep all around, so even though his reviews tend to sound like ads, I am inclined to believe him.

In any case, I FINALLY managed to get verified by EPM, so I'll be able to check it out and review it for myself!

[BlufInhtr]

First the few positives. Great tits and pretty good oral skills. Other than that, not much good to say. Contact started OK with a call to her and a message, and a return call. Set up a time and said I was on my way. Call from her 10 minutes later to confirm. Said she would text the address, but didn't until I called her back. Got to her place at the appointed time, rand the bell, no answers. Called and she said she had to run out to the store and would be back in a few minutes. I should have left then, but I waited for 10 minutes. Texted her and told I was leaving. She said to come and ring the bell again. This time she answered. Messy apartment, tells me to get comfortable, while she is in the bathroom. Again thought about leaving and should have. She finally comes out, is barely coherent. I will not repeat. Maybe stick with AMP's. I do not recommend and will not repeat.

http://south-jersey.skipthegames.com...l/240479659946

[YoshiRed]

So I finally picked a girl down here to meet up with. Doing my homework paid off. Beautiful young girl. Amazing ass. Tightest pussy you'll ever be inside. Beautiful eyes, lips, great kisser. Slightly pricey for this area but you get what you pay for, she will negotiate.

http://philadelphia.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/russian-good-girl-gone-bad/678441608396

Just letting everyone know that this girl is a thief. She not only took 200 from me but also an Iphone charger. Not only that but her hygiene was disgusting. Had her for an outcall, said she was going to go out to smoke a cig and bolted. Avoid this trash at all costs. Live and learn I guess. If anyone wants more details feel free to pm me. Was just going to let it go but just found out she stole the charger too so I got to warn everyone here.

[Rice33]

Not trying to bad mouth anything, but every time I've seen a EPM review it's written like a novel. Now I know I get long winded from time to time, but it almost seems like the review is written for them. Some dudes can barely spell their name let alone write like Shakespeare.

I'm just saying, I'm very intrigued, but just wonder is it really too good to be true??

My style of reviews are the same as many others on the old TER and still active ECCIE. I hate PM's full of stupid ass questions such as How tight is her pussy, does she have a full Bush, what does her ass look Like, does she deep throat and swallow, on and on. Years of writing reviews on multiple boards with the same stupid ass questions. Everything anyone needs to know is in my Long winded reviews.

You are correct, my reviews are written for the girls I really like to help keep them busy. I repeatedly fuck the girls I like. If they are not busy, they will go to NYC, Chicago or where ever to make that money and say fuck Philly, it's not busy enough. Girls have left Philly in less than a week never to return.

You can find Aki reviews from Texas on ECCIE. Don't take my word for it, Texas knows the deal. I will see Aki 2 more times before she leaves next week. I want her to return to Philly.

We are lucky to get these girls at Philly's is cheap ass rate. In NYC it's 400 and in NJ it's 300 for the same girls.

[MyDarkSide]

Not trying to bad mouth anything, but every time I've seen a EPM review it's written like a novel. Now I know I get long winded from time to time, but it almost seems like the review is written for them. Some dudes can barely spell their name let alone write like Shakespeare.

I'm just saying, I'm very intrigued, but just wonder is it really too good to be true??

LOL I love his reviews. Keep expecting a "but wait, there's more!" ending. He should get a commission from my visits.