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**VeryHorny** · 07-06-19 20:11

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

I have yet to do a midget. I did a girl in a wheelchair but she was in it by choice so I don't think that counts. I just crossed twins off my list and that was well worth the fight that ensued afterwards. In my 20's I did a 60 yr old. That was scary and thank God I was super drunk. I've done the "rodeo fuck" and even given a girl a "dirty Sanchez. " Fights ensued after those too but that's part of the fun. I got my "red wings" as well and as long as the female isn't a heavy flower, who doesn't like their steak a little on the rare side. But I really want to to try a midget.

Well lets see. Redwings got that done more often than I should have.

Cherry popper I did that when I was in my teens.

Did an amputee which was interesting.

Twins I did a few years ago and at the same time.

I did see a mom and daughter which was weird to say the least.

Plowed a gal that was 4'3" tall not sure that qualifies as a midget.

**TimesLikeThese** · 07-06-19 19:33

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

I have yet to do a midget. I did a girl in a wheelchair but she was in it by choice so I don't think that counts. I just crossed twins off my list and that was well worth the fight that ensued afterwards. In my 20's I did a 60 yr old. That was scary and thank God I was super drunk. I've done the "rodeo fuck" and even given a girl a "dirty Sanchez. " Fights ensued after those too but that's part of the fun. I got my "red wings" as well and as long as the female isn't a heavy flower, who doesn't like their steak a little on the rare side. But I really want to to try a midget.

Probably as close to a midget as there is. I can't make it there often, so I haven't partook yet. Chubby, dark skin; face pictures show a decent young (mid-20's) woman. I'll search for link and review if anyone is interested.

**FLMeds420** · 07-06-19 06:12

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

I have yet to do a midget. I did a girl in a wheelchair but she was in it by choice so I don't think that counts. I just crossed twins off my list and that was well worth the fight that ensued afterwards. In my 20's I did a 60 yr old. That was scary and thank God I was super drunk. I've done the "rodeo fuck" and even given a girl a "dirty Sanchez. " Fights ensued after those too but that's part of the fun. I got my "red wings" as well and as long as the female isn't a heavy flower, who doesn't like their steak a little on the rare side. But I really want to to try a midget.

Yeah buddy. I thought I had unusual tastes but you are the man. You have done a few things I would have never thought of. Well maybe a few but I am not admitting anything. Yet.

Sorry but I don't think doing a chick in a wheelchair who has no need for one counts. That sounds like a re-do. Got to be a nice lady somewhere who is confined to one for real who would enjoy the action. However, you have to make it clear why you are doing this. You might also learn to run fast as the woman will more than likely scream and call for help. You know on second thought I will give you partial credit.

As far as the midget, there is a streetwalker in Tampa who fits the bill. Wish I had contact numbers for you. I saw something somewhere about her. Maybe it was an old post from the Tampa thread? Not sure. Good luck buddy and get your freak on.

**NobodyYouKnow** · 07-05-19 23:23

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

Been checking this one out. Almost looks TGTT. 19 with a menu like that? Makes you say hmmmm. Not to mention she spelled "dessert" wrong.

Let he who is without effin' autocorrect cast the first stone. Do our schools teach spelling? Between the two, she probably thinks she's talking about apple pie, not the Gobi.

On the other hand, in the desert just add water and watch it bloom.

**LinStorm** · 07-04-19 23:09

So I am spending the weekend with these two gorgeous ladies. You all know Diamond, the blonde, she brought her friend Shana who is new to the business. I told Shana no one will believe her. So. I am telling all my monger friends. She is real!! I will post a review in. A few hours LOL.

Have a happy 4th. I sure will.

Lin.

**VeryHorny** · 07-04-19 13:32

Originally Posted by Detroit352 [View Original Post]

Now this looks nice!! Any info on this one!

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...a/903265013262

Sent messages and have gotten no replys.

**FranklyScarlet** · 07-04-19 12:51

Originally Posted by Racer352 [View Original Post]

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...d/726918864307

Easy to communicate with went to the no tel and did quick L E check then she agreed for BBBJ CIM for 50 I went to feel her breasts cause the pics look like there nice well little did I know she only has one breast I guess cause I went to grab it and she says its padding it's fake sorry LOL I'm like trying to wrap my mind around that then 10 minutes goes by I'm like shit I don't know if she's going to get me off so she let me grab her head and skull fuck her for a great finish down the hatch wasn't horrible I've seen worse but hey never one with one boob might repeat not to sure.

There was a young lady from Nizes.

Who had tits of two different sizes.

One was so small.

It was nothing at all.

But the other was large and won prizes.

**LinStorm** · 07-04-19 12:42

I haven't seen this one post before. Anyone have test drive this girl yet?

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...a/981982102486

**Detroit352** · 07-04-19 08:55

CASH352 make some space I can't PM you!!

**LinStorm** · 07-03-19 22:40

Originally Posted by Detroit352 [View Original Post]

Now this looks nice!! Any info on this one!

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...a/903265013262

I texted her earlier today but got no response.

**Detroit352** · 07-03-19 22:09

Now this looks nice!! Any info on this one!

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...a/903265013262

**FLMeds420** · 07-03-19 21:50

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

This reminds me of that joke.

What's the name of an Asian woman with one boob saggier than the other?

Wun Hung Lo.

And her boyfriend's name is. Kreme of Sumyung Gui.

Her favorite soup is Kremofsomeyoungguy is the version that I know.

**LinStorm** · 07-03-19 16:53

Originally Posted by FLMeds420 [View Original Post]

This ad is so off in a lot of ways. The ad has a bunch of strange pictures of the "same woman" at different times, weights, and ages. 19 ? To me it looks like someone picked out a bunch of pics of similar looking women. The description of services is a little blatant. " 3 input girl" is a little cooler than saying I will let you use all 3 holes. Was there even a contact number on the ad or was it click box at bottom? Red flag to me. I don't use STG so I don't know if that's normal but I'm not going any further on that ad in case its some sort of sting.

So personally I would pass. While the greek sounds tempting I would stay the fuck away from this one. Yeah she couldn't distinguish desert from dessert. Common error? Most of these SW's are so jaded and / or strung out that they can't spell anymore or even remember their own real name. I don't fuck with any SW who does more than drink or smoke weed. I usually can tell if they are tweeking, jonesing, or off in some way. I will say innocently " Do you do coke " If yes, I will try to ditch them. Crackheads have a 1 min attention span and give horrible service. If they want $20 to go get you some blow don't do it. You will see them take off with your money. Never give money upfront. Tell them to bring the dope boy to the car. As she leaves to go get him you casually drive off. I do not use cocaine in any form or fashion. I hate the drug and how it fucks people up in a myriad of ways. I've been there and done that back in the 80's.

After my stuff got stolen from my center consol while I had Ashley in my passenger seat, I am extremely watchful of these girls. I have decided to stop cruising around Pine for awhile and stick with my 3 best providers. I have 3 go to girls that don't walk much, mostly sober, and do what they do to survive. Don't PM me for digits please. It took me forever being here in Ocala to find some descent providers and I want to keep them. Their digits are out there if you put in the time. Be careful out there especially at Queens. Someone should torch that hellhole.

I have never messed with the SW's. Just not my style and in this Florida heat, God know what type of "crotch cooking" they have going on. I contacted Skylar, the girl in the link, and she seemed really nice. I called her out on the "desert" and she laughed saying it was auto correct fault. She did say that she only does outcall unless she already has a room. That being said, when I told her that I live in Gainesville she told me there would be an extra charge for drive time. I have not heard of LEO going that far out for a bust so if anyone can chime in on that, I would appreciate it. She did say she was not 19 but the pictures are all within the last few months. I booked an appointment for Friday night so I will keep everyone posted.

**VeryHorny** · 07-03-19 16:39

Originally Posted by Racer352 [View Original Post]

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...d/726918864307

Easy to communicate with went to the no tel and did quick L E check then she agreed for BBBJ CIM for 50 I went to feel her breasts cause the pics look like there nice well little did I know she only has one breast I guess cause I went to grab it and she says its padding it's fake sorry LOL I'm like trying to wrap my mind around that then 10 minutes goes by I'm like shit I don't know if she's going to get me off so she let me grab her head and skull fuck her for a great finish down the hatch wasn't horrible I've seen worse but hey never one with one boob might repeat not to sure.

Are you sure its not a guy? There are a few of those around.

**BayPirate** · 07-03-19 16:36

Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]

Well I have checked quite a few thing off my.

" fuckit" list, about every flavor, shape, size, age, position, two at once, gummy, lesbian but never even thought about one tit? Some little 85 pounders I would say had NO tits but one. I guess one hand full of tit and one on the back of her head might work? Speechless which is not often. Thanks for the tit.

Cheers Jesse.

And she lists Breast Relief / Russian as one of her activities. How do you titty bang with only one tit? Isn't that like that trying to turn a doorknob without your thumb?