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**Detroit352** · 07-04-19 08:55

CASH352 make some space I can't PM you!!

**LinStorm** · 07-03-19 22:40

Originally Posted by Detroit352 [View Original Post]

Now this looks nice!! Any info on this one!

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...a/903265013262

I texted her earlier today but got no response.

**Detroit352** · 07-03-19 22:09

Now this looks nice!! Any info on this one!

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...a/903265013262

**FLMeds420** · 07-03-19 21:50

Originally Posted by LinStorm [View Original Post]

This reminds me of that joke.

What's the name of an Asian woman with one boob saggier than the other?

Wun Hung Lo.

And her boyfriend's name is. Kreme of Sumyung Gui.

Her favorite soup is Kremofsomeyoungguy is the version that I know.

**LinStorm** · 07-03-19 16:53

Originally Posted by FLMeds420 [View Original Post]

This ad is so off in a lot of ways. The ad has a bunch of strange pictures of the "same woman" at different times, weights, and ages. 19 ? To me it looks like someone picked out a bunch of pics of similar looking women. The description of services is a little blatant. " 3 input girl" is a little cooler than saying I will let you use all 3 holes. Was there even a contact number on the ad or was it click box at bottom? Red flag to me. I don't use STG so I don't know if that's normal but I'm not going any further on that ad in case its some sort of sting.

So personally I would pass. While the greek sounds tempting I would stay the fuck away from this one. Yeah she couldn't distinguish desert from dessert. Common error? Most of these SW's are so jaded and / or strung out that they can't spell anymore or even remember their own real name. I don't fuck with any SW who does more than drink or smoke weed. I usually can tell if they are tweeking, jonesing, or off in some way. I will say innocently " Do you do coke " If yes, I will try to ditch them. Crackheads have a 1 min attention span and give horrible service. If they want $20 to go get you some blow don't do it. You will see them take off with your money. Never give money upfront. Tell them to bring the dope boy to the car. As she leaves to go get him you casually drive off. I do not use cocaine in any form or fashion. I hate the drug and how it fucks people up in a myriad of ways. I've been there and done that back in the 80's.

After my stuff got stolen from my center consol while I had Ashley in my passenger seat, I am extremely watchful of these girls. I have decided to stop cruising around Pine for awhile and stick with my 3 best providers. I have 3 go to girls that don't walk much, mostly sober, and do what they do to survive. Don't PM me for digits please. It took me forever being here in Ocala to find some descent providers and I want to keep them. Their digits are out there if you put in the time. Be careful out there especially at Queens. Someone should torch that hellhole.

I have never messed with the SW's. Just not my style and in this Florida heat, God know what type of "crotch cooking" they have going on. I contacted Skylar, the girl in the link, and she seemed really nice. I called her out on the "desert" and she laughed saying it was auto correct fault. She did say that she only does outcall unless she already has a room. That being said, when I told her that I live in Gainesville she told me there would be an extra charge for drive time. I have not heard of LEO going that far out for a bust so if anyone can chime in on that, I would appreciate it. She did say she was not 19 but the pictures are all within the last few months. I booked an appointment for Friday night so I will keep everyone posted.

**VeryHorny** · 07-03-19 16:39

Originally Posted by Racer352 [View Original Post]

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...d/726918864307

Easy to communicate with went to the no tel and did quick L E check then she agreed for BBBJ CIM for 50 I went to feel her breasts cause the pics look like there nice well little did I know she only has one breast I guess cause I went to grab it and she says its padding it's fake sorry LOL I'm like trying to wrap my mind around that then 10 minutes goes by I'm like shit I don't know if she's going to get me off so she let me grab her head and skull fuck her for a great finish down the hatch wasn't horrible I've seen worse but hey never one with one boob might repeat not to sure.

Are you sure its not a guy? There are a few of those around.

**BayPirate** · 07-03-19 16:36

Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]

Well I have checked quite a few thing off my.

" fuckit" list, about every flavor, shape, size, age, position, two at once, gummy, lesbian but never even thought about one tit? Some little 85 pounders I would say had NO tits but one. I guess one hand full of tit and one on the back of her head might work? Speechless which is not often. Thanks for the tit.

Cheers Jesse.

And she lists Breast Relief / Russian as one of her activities. How do you titty bang with only one tit? Isn't that like that trying to turn a doorknob without your thumb?

**LinStorm** · 07-03-19 16:33

Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]

Well I have checked quite a few thing off my.

" fuckit" list, about every flavor, shape, size, age, position, two at once, gummy, lesbian but never even thought about one tit? Some little 85 pounders I would say had NO tits but one. I guess one hand full of tit and one on the back of her head might work? Speechless which is not often. Thanks for the tit.

Cheers Jesse.

I have yet to do a midget. I did a girl in a wheelchair but she was in it by choice so I don't think that counts. I just crossed twins off my list and that was well worth the fight that ensued afterwards. In my 20's I did a 60 yr old. That was scary and thank God I was super drunk. I've done the "rodeo fuck" and even given a girl a "dirty Sanchez. " Fights ensued after those too but that's part of the fun. I got my "red wings" as well and as long as the female isn't a heavy flower, who doesn't like their steak a little on the rare side. But I really want to to try a midget.

**LinStorm** · 07-03-19 16:24

Originally Posted by Racer352 [View Original Post]

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...d/726918864307

Easy to communicate with went to the no tel and did quick L E check then she agreed for BBBJ CIM for 50 I went to feel her breasts cause the pics look like there nice well little did I know she only has one breast I guess cause I went to grab it and she says its padding it's fake sorry LOL I'm like trying to wrap my mind around that then 10 minutes goes by I'm like shit I don't know if she's going to get me off so she let me grab her head and skull fuck her for a great finish down the hatch wasn't horrible I've seen worse but hey never one with one boob might repeat not to sure.

This reminds me of that joke.

What's the name of an Asian woman with one boob saggier than the other?

Wun Hung Lo.

And her boyfriend's name is. Kreme of Sumyung Gui.

**Jesse54** · 07-03-19 14:31

Originally Posted by Racer352 [View Original Post]

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...d/726918864307

Easy to communicate with went to the no tel and did quick L E check then she agreed for BBBJ CIM for 50 I went to feel her breasts cause the pics look like there nice well little did I know she only has one breast I guess cause I went to grab it and she says its padding it's fake sorry LOL I'm like trying to wrap my mind around that then 10 minutes goes by I'm like shit I don't know if she's going to get me off so she let me grab her head and skull fuck her for a great finish down the hatch wasn't horrible I've seen worse but hey never one with one boob might repeat not to sure.

Well I have checked quite a few thing off my.

" fuckit" list, about every flavor, shape, size, age, position, two at once, gummy, lesbian but never even thought about one tit? Some little 85 pounders I would say had NO tits but one. I guess one hand full of tit and one on the back of her head might work? Speechless which is not often. Thanks for the tit.

Cheers Jesse.

**Detroit352** · 07-03-19 14:29

Originally Posted by Cash352 [View Original Post]

Was the real one nice at least!? Haha.

I was reading the review and the first thing I thought was!! Holyshit here it comes it was a dude!! LMAO!

**DuraBook** · 07-03-19 11:39

Had a visit with Jamie the other day for a car date. We went to a spot down from her place that was safe. She had good head game, nice C cups, nice booty, and a tight kitty all for 60 mario coins, I had to haggle her down down on the toll charge. I've seen some good and not so good reviews on her. I had a good experience with her and will probably repeat since there's not to many providers in the Leesburg area that have good reviews. YMMV with Jamie. Stay safe and keep your head on the swivel.

**Cash352** · 07-03-19 09:58

Originally Posted by Racer352 [View Original Post]

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...d/726918864307

Easy to communicate with went to the no tel and did quick L E check then she agreed for BBBJ CIM for 50 I went to feel her breasts cause the pics look like there nice well little did I know she only has one breast I guess cause I went to grab it and she says its padding it's fake sorry LOL I'm like trying to wrap my mind around that then 10 minutes goes by I'm like shit I don't know if she's going to get me off so she let me grab her head and skull fuck her for a great finish down the hatch wasn't horrible I've seen worse but hey never one with one boob might repeat not to sure.

Was the real one nice at least!? Haha.

**Racer352** · 07-02-19 21:28

http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female...d/726918864307

Easy to communicate with went to the no tel and did quick L E check then she agreed for BBBJ CIM for 50 I went to feel her breasts cause the pics look like there nice well little did I know she only has one breast I guess cause I went to grab it and she says its padding it's fake sorry LOL I'm like trying to wrap my mind around that then 10 minutes goes by I'm like shit I don't know if she's going to get me off so she let me grab her head and skull fuck her for a great finish down the hatch wasn't horrible I've seen worse but hey never one with one boob might repeat not to sure.

**LinStorm** · 07-02-19 13:27

Originally Posted by Detroit352 [View Original Post]

I have not seen her but I've seen her post in the pass and believe I've read some reviews on her!! She not 19 and that last pic! It looks like she's put some poundage on!

Hey man, plus we don't pay by the pound thank God. If we did, I would need a co-signer and bank loan for some of these girls! LOL.