Massage Parlor Reports

**Ron News** · 05-18-06 22:47

There's a massage parlor on the north side of SR436 in a small strip just west of 17-92. The telephone number said it's Ebony Massage. Anybody had any dreams about this place?

**Ron News** · 05-18-06 22:44

I heard a guy talking in Seven Eleven yesterday about a "shower sting." It sounded like he was talking about a couple of girls getting caught. This was up on SR 434 east of 17-92. Anybody heard about anything going on?

**Member #3975** · 05-16-06 21:24

Hey Hairball

I'm not sure if your dream had anything to do with it, but “our friend” was possibly circling that place like a vulture soon after your dream.

For everyone else, if you miss the place and have to make a u-turn, make sure you drive 2 or 3 miles first or you could have someone in your rear view mirror following too closely. Of course I'm not speaking from experience :-)

Everyone be careful while dreaming about this place.

I recommend that you know what to do in the event you should have to pull over. A quick search on the net for one of our favorite hobbies should do the trick. I’m sure there is more info in the forum and archives as well.

For now, I consider this a high risk dream.

pop till you drop,
hojo

**Hairball** · 05-15-06 08:42

Gents,
I was correctly repremanded in a PM for providing too much detail in my last post. The last thing I want to happen is to have trouble brought anyone. I have read both sides of the debate and agree too much detail is an unnessary risk. However I believe every provider knows the risk. The overwelming number of MP busts are from a complaint filed from a disgruntled customer, or new sherriff in office. This forum probably is monitered by LE and if they decided to take action could RTFF to find all the info they want just like we do. Our attemps to code words or dollar figures is no protection because if a simpleton like me can figure it out so can they. PM's are also little protection because anyone of us could build post numbers and confidence among fellow members just like they catch pedefiles.
I love this forum and have found more pussy since joining in the last couple of years than my whole life combined. I will in the future be more descreet.
For LE site monitors: All stories posted are just dreams or fantasies posted by ficticious people with made up names like Hairball. All stories are creative wrighting and are not to be confused with actual people and places

**Hairball** · 05-13-06 18:04

Gents,
The new place just mentioned half way between 436 and Forsyth is in the OW as Soothing Asian Massage. Not the place by the scuba store or to be confused with My Soothing Touch also fairly close by.
Took one for the team as so far no one else has reported about it. Went early Sat. afternoon. Looks like 2 or 3 girls working and mammsan. Inside the front door is a small waiting room then through a bead curtain to a counter to pay mammasan .6 for the session. On the other side of the counter is an open room with TV and girls waiting in view for thier turn. Well it must have been Ju Ju (Jew Jew spelling?) time. She was very nice and friendly and asked if it was my first time and I responded yes, will you take good care of me, which was good for a smile. Led to a some what small room for a good back rub with oil but not the full body work over. She also sang a song while on the rub part and I was impressed at how good she could sing. Ju Ju is probably about 30yrs old in real good shape standing about 5'2" not spinner size but close with natural B cups. Following the flip she initiated the bargining process. Now I normally do not expect much the first trip so probed a .2 for a hj question which got a frown face so said you tell me. Ended negotiations with Franklin's picture. Off we went to the table shower that was nothing special but the boys got cleaned. Back to the room and she confessed to actually being horny. All the stuff we dream about as I finished before her and she was attached like a boa constricter till she was done. This gal was into it and the wet slit was no fake juice job. Claimed to be new and had not got any for 3 mos. Her O was real or the best acting ever. Either way I left happy and vowed to return. The place is small low budget looking but the towels got changed and was basically a clean establishment. Also left smelling better then I should so take SO precautions. Total set back was 1.6 ymmv
Hairball

**VerySlowly** · 05-08-06 20:58

Originally Posted by Hardwood123

Hmmm, I never paid to masturbate myself.

Pulling your own pork is not a crime yet unless you do it in a mall. ( Ask the homeland security dude from tampa)
Masturbation is the art of chicken choking it is not necessarily a do it yourself project and if you pay somebody to do it and get caught its crime time----VS

**FL Wingman** · 05-08-06 17:02

there goes the lap dances, sounds like the law in orlando, can't have ANY fun there in the clubs.
FL wingman

**LAXGuy** · 05-08-06 12:37

Not 100% sure about Florida but in many states, ANYTHING done for sexual gratification in return for money is illegal.

**ViciousCycle** · 05-08-06 07:39

Originally Posted by Hairball

Gents,

While traveling to the coast I noticed a new place half way between 436 and Forsyth on Hwy 50. Small building and the word ASIAN in neon under Massage. Anyone taken one for the team yet? Was strapped for funds and could not myself. Could not find a cheap skank in Titusville either, actually went fishing this trip so still came home smelling like tuna. Hairball

Ironicly I went fishing there a few days ago too. Cop pulled me over while I was leaving though. Said I looked suspicious. Crime-rate must be high up there if a dude with fishing pole looks as though he could pose a threat.

That massage place isnt in a strip mall by a scuba store is it?

**Hairball** · 05-07-06 18:43

Gents,
While traveling to the coast I noticed a new place half way between 436 and Forsyth on Hwy 50. Small building and the word ASIAN in neon under Massage. Anyone taken one for the team yet? Was strapped for funds and could not myself. Could not find a cheap skank in Titusville either, actually went fishing this trip so still came home smelling like tuna. Hairball

**Hardwood123** · 05-06-06 21:49

Originally Posted by VerySlowly

According to Fl. statutes any sexual conduct for money is illegal including masturbation--VS

Hmmm, I never paid to masturbate myself.

**Snake12** · 05-06-06 18:32

I am not looking for "sexual conduct" or masturbation. I only want for her to massage my manhood as well as she massaged the rest of me. She can use her hand or other body parts.

Originally Posted by VerySlowly

According to Fl. statutes any sexual conduct for money is illegal including masturbation--VS

**VerySlowly** · 05-06-06 18:14

Originally Posted by dcs02d

Is a HJ illegal to get? I know FS is but what about just a HJ?

According to Fl. statutes any sexual conduct for money is illegal including masturbation--VS

**Keepsitup** · 05-06-06 12:22

Originally Posted by NoTeethPlease

1.)I figure it comes down to two things! religious nuts not wanting YOU to break THEIR laws. Eventhough many of their own so-called leaders do it and simply ask to be forgiven!!!

2.) It's hard to tax prostitution eventhough it could be a very profitable endvor. Plus, regulating it would be rather dificult and leave the government open to some rather difficult legal stress.

You should check how they do it in Germany. Prostitution and brothels are completely legalized and regulated. It's reported that more than 300,000 women are registered there.

**NoTeethPlease** · 05-05-06 18:27

Originally Posted by Cbaxter74

It's hard to believe any of this is illegal. Imagine - 2 grown adults are told they can't touch each other other in exchange for a few bucks.

In the case of a massage, you can rub 99% of the body in exchange for money, but you can't rub the penis. What a mind numbing society we live in.

1.)I figure it comes down to two things! religious nuts not wanting YOU to break THEIR laws. Eventhough many of their own so-called leaders do it and simply ask to be forgiven!!!

2.) It's hard to tax prostitution eventhough it could be a very profitable endvor. Plus, regulating it would be rather dificult and leave the government open to some rather difficult legal stress.