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[SevenYearMitch]

Close call
After seeing my homeboys review on these two youngsters I was in the mood and reached out to Mitch, we chatted and caught up for a minute then I reached out to Rachel, I think it was Monday or so, I could look but who has time for that. Anyhow all I got was crickets from my intro text to her and went on with life. So about a week has gone by and I'm hanging out Sat. Morning with the wife looking at some funny video on my phone, I was a split second away from handing it to her to watch and I get a text, boing boing tone and it says. Hey this is Rachel do ya want to meet up. I about lost my mind. And text back Rachel who. Thank god the wife doesn't have any reason to snoop or ask who is that etc. Her reply was. I do porn! Holy $hi# that wouldn't have ended well for ole Slim. Anyhow I excused myself and said I had to drop a deuce and text her back how uncool it was to just start blowing up phones and text at random hours and replying anything over an hour from the initial contact, she apologized and I hope / think she understood. I miss my old burner phone. SS96 safe for now.

Holy shit, that's scary! Sorry that happened to you. Only thing I can think is she's just so young at 19 she doesn't know any better. That was nice of you to explain proper provider etiquette to her. That said, you gots to get you another burner phone ASAP brother and keep it coded and powered off when in mixed company. You don't want to end up like Tiger Woods (although I think he's doing just fine now, LOL).

SYM.

[Chucks Berries]

Monger from jax looking to spend some time in your great city and hobby around. Plan to get place for my birthday soon and have some fun. If you're in my neck of the woods PM me.

[Member #6387]

You have a contact number for Marina? Can PVT message me if easier.

There no telling when she'll back if she gone then jersey is going to get slot of traffic.

[JerseyGirl]

What more can be said about this great lady. It seems when you hike the trail untravelled more times than not you are disappointed. Jersey is like the Grand Canyon, no matter how many times I visit I still leave in awe!

Hey Jersey, I have a plan regarding the plumbing!

LOL, I'm so happy you have a plan for my plumbing. Although you've been doing my plumbing just fine all this time.

I'll see you when I get back from vacation next week.

Jersey.

XoXo 😘.

[BbyCream]

Amazing ladies.

Yes had. Great time.

[Dugglc]

I was going to be in the Apopka area and I really needed to get the main vein drained. I saw some good reviews talking about Susan's head game. I texted her this morning to set something up for the afternoon. Her incall is in a nice enough residential area. She has a studio apartment at the back of a house, but she said she'll be moving into her own place in the next week or two. She was still in the shower when I got there, but she texted me to come in. She got out of the shower and walked into the room with a towel on. I told her to take it off, but she said the 40 was with no nudity. She said it was another 20 to take off the towel. I paid it because I was stupid and horny. I barely got to grab her tits a bit before she told me to lay back. So the upcharge annoyed me, but I can maybe look past it because her skills were not exaggerated. She gave a great BBBJ along with BLS. She drained every bit of cum out of me as I nut in her mouth. She grabbed a towel and wiped me off and we talked a minute before I head out. Overall I think I might repeat if I'm in the area again and when she gets her own place, but I'd stick to the 40 she advertisers.

Can I get her digits from you? You can pm me.

[Ftrain]

What more can be said about this great lady. It seems when you hike the trail untravelled more times than not you are disappointed. Jersey is like the Grand Canyon, no matter how many times I visit I still leave in awe!

Hey Jersey, I have a plan regarding the plumbing!

Can you please share contact info I had it but don't save numbers and now her add is down I'd like to catch up with her myself I've sent pm's but I can see she does not come on the group that often or check mail.

[SlimShady96]

Nice pics bro! I think I know what I want for my birthday this year! Looking forward to your review if / when you recover, LOL

BTW, I'm still recovering from my own double with the two 19 year old spinners (Creamybby and Rachel) last week. I'm kicking myself now for not taking pics like you did to include in my review! Here's a link to my "Double Vision" dream review for those who may have missed it: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4335223

SYM

After seeing my homeboys review on these two youngsters I was in the mood and reached out to Mitch, we chatted and caught up for a minute then I reached out to Rachel, I think it was Monday or so, I could look but who has time for that. Anyhow all I got was crickets from my intro text to her and went on with life. So about a week has gone by and I'm hanging out Sat. Morning with the wife looking at some funny video on my phone, I was a split second away from handing it to her to watch and I get a text, boing boing tone and it says. Hey this is Rachel do ya want to meet up. I about lost my mind. And text back Rachel who. Thank god the wife doesn't have any reason to snoop or ask who is that etc. Her reply was. I do porn! Holy $hi# that wouldn't have ended well for ole Slim. Anyhow I excused myself and said I had to drop a deuce and text her back how uncool it was to just start blowing up phones and text at random hours and replying anything over an hour from the initial contact, she apologized and I hope / think she understood. I miss my old burner phone. SS96 safe for now.

[Mic Bush]

What more can be said about this great lady. It seems when you hike the trail untravelled more times than not you are disappointed. Jersey is like the Grand Canyon, no matter how many times I visit I still leave in awe!

Hey Jersey, I have a plan regarding the plumbing!

[SC James]

Who are the two girls?

Amazing ladies.

[Member #6387]

I had an hour to kill and I was in the area. Communication was ok but not great. Agreed on a time. Directions were accurate. Nice townhome in a quiet complex. Opens the door and she is a cute faced latina. Her face and feet were the only things cute about her because her body isn't cute at all. Its thick and nice and definitely built like a brick shit house fun. Tanned, Big fake tits, pronounced latina ass, black shoulder length hair, great smile. Asked for $ or $. 4 up front. I asked what the difference was. One is straight rub and the other is B2 B. I wasnt too big on the "up front" thing but went with $. 4. Everything was in place. She led me upstairs, asked if I needed to freshen up or shower in the private, clean bathroom and then told me to get undressed and lay on the bed. She came in with crappy music that was too loud and not soothing. She talked A LOT. Rub was ok but not great. She kept going from the bed to the dresser to pump more lotion on her hands talking the whole way about traveling. She's apparently been all over the world. On the flip she makes good eye contact and rubs those mighty mammaries all over. Simulates a tit job but no real effort. HE finish with some moaning as I rubbed her clit. She is good looking but very awkward. Not smooth with the rub at all and makes you feel a bit rushed.

No full service that's a no no I will not be seeing that one.

[JoyToy]

I saw her a few times many years ago and you give a great (and accurate) account of a terrific provider.

Wow thank you so much for this fab reiteration of our dream its making me want to take a nap to re-live it! I could use a good convolution where you been? Don't be such a stranger lets enjoy some time.

[WindyMan]

Feast your eyes. The best experience ever. More to come. Still in recovery mode.

Who are the two girls?

[JoyToy]

Ty for taking the trip out to see. Me and your kind words. I do miss my old location and the big house but I am living life on life's terms.

I got the chance to meet Joytoy the other day. I'm usually a younger girl type but I said why not. Communication was spotty at time but I managed to find the place. I live in downtown so for me it was a hike. I usually don't like to go more than 15 min from work. She's all the way down in the hunters creek area. Met up, nice condo and went directly to bedroom. Started off with a wet sloppy BBBJ. This girl definitely likes what she does. Eventually put on condom and and started in CG, then Doggie, mish and RCG. I finally finished in Doggie. She's pretty aggressive because she really like sex and with older girls they do what they like it seems and have learned to make us feel great. I would repeat but only if I was in the area, just to far for me to take time out of my day. Did not rush and did not count the donation.

[Don1990]

Hey, anyone hooker up with one of the midget or small people providers I keep seeing ads that look fake one of them was posting on a regular but when I click more pics I saw chicks with dicks and other providers so thought it was more spam.