Escort Reports

[NotMikeSmith]

I felt like something quick and cheap, and I know the Latina crapshoots will give you 30 for $. So I texted a couple and went with the first one that responded. Extended stay place in Sterling.

I walked in expecting the worst and trying to be strong enough to walk away if she was fat and ugly. She opens the door in this awesome matching bra and panty set. This woman was gorgeous. No question about it. Hotter than most of the pictures put up by the crapshoot owners. She said her name was Perla. She was about 5' 10". Manmade D's with hard nipples. Flat stomach and bubble butt. Almost perfect!

She wasn't GFE (none of them are), but she was down for some good DATY. She got into it. After a fairly lackluster CBJ, we went into RCG and she rode me hard. I was getting a tingle and I knew I didn't want my time to end in 10 minutes, so I changed is up into some Mish. It was so awesome to watch that hotness moving below me and enjoying it. For the first time in my relatively new mongering career, she reached down and rubbed her clit to orgasm. That was way too much for me to handle and I blew my load 20 minutes in.

She said she won't be there this weekend, but will be coming back Monday through Friday. Speaks no English, but has the translator app.

I couldn't find the ad I clicked on, but here's a different ad I found when I searched on the phone #. Go and enjoy while you can!

https://adlist24.io/classified-datin...exy-body?yes=1

I felt like something quick and cheap, and I know the Latina crapshoots will give you 30 for $. So I texted a couple and went with the first one that responded. Extended stay place in Sterling.

She said her name was Perla. She was about 5' 10". Manmade D's with hard nipples. Flat stomach and bubble butt. Almost perfect!

She said she won't be there this weekend, but will be coming back Monday through Friday. Speaks no English, but has the translator app.

https://adlist24.io/classified-datin...exy-body?yes=1

Hoped to get an appoint with Perla. So, I clicked on ad in this post, then googled phone number for my due diligence. As you'll see, a number of different Latinas use this number. Briefly pondered the logistics of this-- does a group of Latina friends take turns with the number, as they change locations & who's available that day? Seems like a look of effort to share a number. Anyways.

Called the number, then we began texting, presumably so that the Provider could use google-translator to text me. Happy to get Sterling appt avail on short notice, received text of donation times (15/80, 30/120, 60/ Arrived at mid-range extended stay hotel, at which point it occurred to me to finally text & ask "what's your name?" She texted back "Carolina. " Drat, no Perla for me. But, was pot committed, & having seen no red flags in my online research, I figured I could TOFTT for 80 or 120.

Arrived on time, but had to wait 20 min bc 'maid service. ' Was about to leave then got room number. Once upstairs, saw maid cart in hallway. Carolina wasn't girl in pics, but attractive enough to not leave. Answered door in black bra & underwear, & a bodice / teddy thing to cover lower torso. Columbian, probably mid 30's, about 5'6", thick build, huge natural DDDs, below shoulder hair slightly curly blonde brown. Room was clean & no weird smells. Very limited English. Set down 80 donation.

Laid down, kissed & sucked on glorious large breasts. CBJ pretty good. Not GFE. Attempted DATY but was redirected- given language problems & short visit, just rolled with that. Mish was good & she appeared not entirely disinterested. She motioned for us to do standing K9 which was good. After few min when I asked to go back to mish, she motioned to her wrist to indicate short appt. Crossed mish finished line a few moments later. Decent enough visit & ok if no other options avail, but probably won't repeat bc limited English & not GFE. Next time, before driving over, silly me will remember to ask / text to confirm name.

[FreddyCrougar]

Had an amazing dream with this young lady. Very fun and responsive.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Washi...on-DC/Emilysky

[Kinoko34]

What's the consensus on girls who put a full menu on their website or in their Switter ad?

Like it'll say "BBBJ +50/ greek +100" etc alongside their rates.

I've always erred on the side of caution & never talk about specifics until I'm alone in a room. But some of these providers want you to tell them ahead of time what you want? I guess it makes sense if you are going to ask for greek she might need to prepare.

And then I figure if she's going to the trouble to make a website and post on Switter she probably isn't Uncle LEO right?

So what do you say? Would you or wouldn't you?

I wouldn't say a menu means she's not LEO. If anything, all it really says is that she won't upsell after you've come in, if she's legit.

[AcesChris]

Might be a little jaded because I have never had a really great experience with CS in the area. I was thinking too much with little ace instead of big ace. I had a little Time to kill but had to stay in the area. However, got a pretty good experience with a Latina in the run down hotel in Falls Church that host many Asian and Latino CS. She had a nice Latina ass, tight body but showed she probably has had a kid due to a scar and D size man made pair. Nice face and long curly hair. I would Give her an 8. 5/9 out of 10. She said she was from the Bronx but her English wasn't very good.

Paid $ . 5 because I was an idiot and didn't have anything but a Benjamin and a 50. Which might be the reason she was decent. She didn't budge when I asked for a BBBJ so she covered it up and got my attention for a few. Then she went to CG and my hands went to town all Over her body. Finally finished and actually gave me a nice strong massage after.

Probably will repeat if I have time to kill in the area again and hope for the best.

https://aypapi.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/32342250/

Def not the girl in the pics. But IMHO, the one I got had a better body and was more of the GND look that I love.

[TheBdn0128]

So I've mostly do AMP in Maryland and some providers here and there, I'm interested in trying an agency but have never tried one. What do I do for the reference section if I've never done any kind of agency before? Any help would be great.

[Powercho678]

Such a shame. She's a true talent.

[WalterKovacs]

What's the consensus on girls who put a full menu on their website or in their Switter ad?

Like it'll say "BBBJ +50/ greek +100" etc alongside their rates.

I've always erred on the side of caution & never talk about specifics until I'm alone in a room. But some of these providers want you to tell them ahead of time what you want? I guess it makes sense if you are going to ask for greek she might need to prepare.

And then I figure if she's going to the trouble to make a website and post on Switter she probably isn't Uncle LEO right?

So what do you say? Would you or wouldn't you?

I've found asking if there is a "No List (things not provided or things you don't do)" gets me the answer I need.

[WalterKovacs]

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Thanks!

So I got an infraction for WHAT exactly? I didn't say anything negative about the provider or the agency and I'm still doing business with them. You're a fucking goof.

Maybe you might want to get somebody to help you with the big words

This action is in no way a reflection of the merits of the author's comments.

You LITERALLY quoted the part that said you didn't do anything wrong. It's not just in the original, it's in this post where you quoted it and are complaining about us saying, right on the page that

YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

If I'm a fucking goof you're a fucking troll that just likes fighting.

There, now you have something to cry about.

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[Invisibleman22]

What's the consensus on girls who put a full menu on their website or in their Switter ad?

Like it'll say "BBBJ +50/ greek +100" etc alongside their rates.

I've always erred on the side of caution & never talk about specifics until I'm alone in a room. But some of these providers want you to tell them ahead of time what you want? I guess it makes sense if you are going to ask for greek she might need to prepare.

And then I figure if she's going to the trouble to make a website and post on Switter she probably isn't Uncle LEO right?

So what do you say? Would you or wouldn't you?

[Creeping]

To each his own, but in addition to her "no review" policy her screening policy is overly intrusive. She wants your real name and expects to see identification upon arrival. She also wants your employment information. I'm sorry but my real name, identification and employment information are none of her business. What if she gets busted and that information ends up in Uncle LEO's hands? I could be in a lot of trouble, even without having a wife or a SO.

Also, $400 seems a bit much for an hour of her services. Maybe other mongers can afford that, but I can't.

Given the uninhibited experience, I would save up some ice cream money for that as you only live once. As for the intrusive screening, nope not me. Thanks for the saved $ and the heads up!

[JohnnySalami]

Yes, I have seen her before. Overall she is pretty good. I would give her an overall score of 7.5/8. FYI, there are a bunch of detailed info on the ErM site.

Oh I only saw one review for her. I'm not usually inclined to believe the review if they're only one posted. Thanks!

[Dmv Lurker]

To each his own, but in addition to her "no review" policy her screening policy is overly intrusive. She wants your real name and expects to see identification upon arrival. She also wants your employment information. I'm sorry but my real name, identification and employment information are none of her business. What if she gets busted and that information ends up in Uncle LEO's hands? I could be in a lot of trouble, even without having a wife or a SO.

Also, $400 seems a bit much for an hour of her services. Maybe other mongers can afford that, but I can't.

With the very unfortunate situation unfolding in Utah, I suspect and expect much more thorough screenings and verification. I have no problem with it.

I think it should be standard.

Then you are either a chick or a manager, one thing for sure you aren't a monger.

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

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[Tk1134]

I met the newest addition to them Gabrella. She speaks some english, very little, speaks ok spanish and is from brazil. Face is ok, body is ok, no butt, but a revision to her new man made bolt on were nice, still healing. She very careful and does not do like to lick the candy without a wrapper. She likes to play to rough, and her cat is very tight. I would recommend if you can find a good way to communicate with her. Otherwise it might be a stale encounter. Happy and safe mongering to everyone else.

[Tom McAn]

This is not a review as 1. I have yet to visit her and 2. She allegedly hates to be reviewed in any shape or form.

That being said, this is just an experience I would love to have. This is something that should be on every deviant's bucket list! She's cumming to a hotel near us.

http://www.caseyxwest.com/

Creepin.

To each his own, but in addition to her "no review" policy her screening policy is overly intrusive. She wants your real name and expects to see identification upon arrival. She also wants your employment information. I'm sorry but my real name, identification and employment information are none of her business. What if she gets busted and that information ends up in Uncle LEO's hands? I could be in a lot of trouble, even without having a wife or a SO.

Also, $400 seems a bit much for an hour of her services. Maybe other mongers can afford that, but I can't.

[FullWood]

What exactly is the acronym POC?

Piece of Crap.

Assholes like this are why we can't talk about race.

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