Massage Parlor Reports

**Spk39** · 07-06-19 06:33

Saw the place in Schaumburg while driving by and made a you turn to try my luck. Didn't remember reading any reviews so it was tofft, although I did go in with low expectations. Massage itself was actually good, but not the slighest amount of anything extra (physically or even visually). I will definitely not repeat.

**ConfuciusMan** · 07-05-19 15:05

Has anyone been their lately? Is it still open?

**StayPuff** · 07-05-19 11:48

Originally Posted by DarkStallion [View Original Post]

I saw couple of ads in Rubrating for milking tables. Searched them here but turns out some them are not good and some are good.

Also in the review it was not clear which ads are being mentioned as good or bad.

Saw ads majorly under 2 numbers.

Ending with 0282.

Lena: https://chicago.rubratings.com/134358.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/133864

Latina Evelyn: https://chicago.rubratings.com/122039.

Jessica: https://chicago.rubratings.com/133750.

Liz DDD:https://chicago.rubratings.com/127278.

Ending with 0998.

Arianna: https://chicago.rubratings.com/125283.

Layla: https://chicago.rubratings.com/139864.

Sabrina: https://chicago.rubratings.com/139861.

Never tried Milking and really interested in thinking with my real brain before indulging.

Any directions on best milking table massage in Chi town? PMs welcome.

Only been once. I called the number on Evelyn's ad. Ended up with Lena. Massage was terrible and her menu is not the same as Evelyn's. Lena is a pretty girl though...

If you want Evelyn make sure you explicitly ask for her.

**Mayo Teru** · 07-02-19 20:51

Originally Posted by TonyWestBurbs [View Original Post]

Wonderful! I think I will pay a visit soon. Are we talking D cup here?

I'd put Jessie's at a D cup. Eva is probably C but they're nice. Jessie's a little heavier than Eva, but not what I'd call fat at all.

**Whamster123** · 07-02-19 18:32

Any one have info on her? Saw her add recently and was tempted.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/144310

**StanleyStankas** · 07-02-19 15:12

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

I don't know what these people were thinking opening up parlors in these districts. What did they think would happen? I don't blame the cops either. I bet they get a dozen calls a day about them, especially after the Robert Kraft story. I bet the housewives who call them think that all these places have trafficked girls even though that is such an absurdity. These girls make 100 k a year and there is no shortage of them wanting to come. The problem is not very many young ones want to come to Chicago because of all the busts. The places with the best talent are always those who have the least amount of interference. But the important thing about those cities is that the parlors are all in one or two central areas, usually around the airport and an underdeveloped downtown location. Not in fucking Bucktown. They made themselves targets. There is zero point in being there. Go by ohare or go by chinatown.

And 100% agree. Look at where all the fashion show bars (bikini bars for the youth reading) are around by me. They didn't put them in elmhurst! They are all in stone or unincorporated leyden where no one give's a rat's a** and on a street like heim with constant up and down moving business traffic. Everyone knows they are there and they know that deals are made inside, however everyone minds their own business which is what they should do in the west loop, however believe me first hand I know that they don't. It's what I call the metrosexual attitude. It's none of their f**king business, however they will make it theirs. I have seen it and paid for it first hand in the immediate west loop area. Call it whatever. Gay, straight, the man in the moon, however I do think it will affect the hobby and yes given the most recent political climate down there we will see places start to dissapear. It just is. All imo of course.

**RaffyTaffyMan1** · 07-02-19 14:54

Summer is a good time of year for damn good massage and that name happened to change mu my life.

70/40 great massage / light touch. .8 for hour with. 8 legt om table.

Massage was perfect like I never got. 25 min left I worry little.

Flip edged me to death, teased prostate, and release was so slow slow ad precise. I had my first tease deny explosion. No roaming but she knew what time of the year it was.

**ApplePiePussy** · 07-02-19 14:28

I don't know what these people were thinking opening up parlors in these districts. What did they think would happen? I don't blame the cops either. I bet they get a dozen calls a day about them, especially after the Robert Kraft story. I bet the housewives who call them think that all these places have trafficked girls even though that is such an absurdity. These girls make 100 k a year and there is no shortage of them wanting to come. The problem is not very many young ones want to come to Chicago because of all the busts. The places with the best talent are always those who have the least amount of interference. But the important thing about those cities is that the parlors are all in one or two central areas, usually around the airport and an underdeveloped downtown location. Not in fucking Bucktown. They made themselves targets. There is zero point in being there. Go by ohare or go by chinatown.

**Khalidwind** · 07-01-19 23:35

Hello everyone,

I just settled down in Chicago area. Would like to trade info on busty providers. I stumbled upon two who are fantastic but would like to know more. I'd be happy to share. PM please.

**StanleyStankas** · 07-01-19 14:36

Originally Posted by UncleNutzy [View Original Post]

Not going to lie, I wouldn't want these bitches bringing my property value down haha! I mean, I don't want to have to go to the ghetto to get my nuts drained, but I understand that Becky doesn't want to fuck up her investment too.

Not gay bashing, however I owned down in that hot area as mentioned for 12 years. There are a lot of nosy a** people period. All colors of the rainbow (pun intended). I would think that place on halsted north of lake I believe on the west side should not last too much longer. That is right in the thick of it. Not so much property values as that area has come back solid now and should stay even though it was a drug, wh*re ghetto for many years. The near west side was garbage. Now it's the hottest area in the city and yes after being involved with a hoa down there and various aldermatic, fuzz and community organizations I do think it will eventually affect the hobby. Again there are a lot of people that just can't mind their own business in that area. It's not like downtown with all the anonymity of the high rises. Uk village is the next big area imo.

**UncleNutzy** · 06-30-19 02:07

Originally Posted by Starks [View Original Post]

Yeah right its the gays.

It is more like the people who are paying a million for a condo in the area complaining to their aldermen about the AMPs.

Not going to lie, I wouldn't want these bitches bringing my property value down haha! I mean, I don't want to have to go to the ghetto to get my nuts drained, but I understand that Becky doesn't want to fuck up her investment too.

**TonyWestBurbs** · 06-29-19 18:35

Originally Posted by Starks [View Original Post]

Yeah right its the gays.

It is more like the people who are paying a million for a condo in the area complaining to their aldermen about the AMPs.

Right. As I said a Becky complaining to the Alderman or posting in a community page.

**Starks** · 06-29-19 17:53

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Of human trafficking! Gee the AMP ladies are talking, however LEO's mouth isn't even moving! Great ventriloquist act! May be too political, however just interested in knowing how many lesbian clubs and late night men homosexual clubs on broadway are being visited with the new mayorship in the city?? Oh never mind. I'll sit down and be quiet!

Yeah right its the gays.

It is more like the people who are paying a million for a condo in the area complaining to their aldermen about the AMPs.

**ConfuciusMan** · 06-29-19 17:50

Sorry auto correct why spa on Belmont Ave.

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Why as in YP in Ctown? Can't find any intel. Thanks!

**Indian Chief** · 06-29-19 15:46

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

In the west loop for over 12 years and glad to be done with the city I saw first hand the liberal feminist movement in chicago proper meaning in the city and know what is going on in what was my immediate west loop community and there is an extreme liberal lgbtq agenda down there period. Florida? No clue really except for what I read, however with the current liberal lgbtq friendly new female mayor in the city I do believe it will affect what we desire to pay for here. I am not liberal or conservative and could care less about politics at any level or who sleeps with what sex, however I will be tracking our boards here and specifically in the city to see any changes in crackdowns on SW activity as well as AMPs. What I was posting really is that the human trafficing verbiage seems to pop up much more recently. Like bu** h*les everyone has an opinion and I appreciate all the conversation. This forum is very enlightening to me.

Com'on guys, this business is age old. I been getting my nuts massaged for last 30 years. Politicians come and go, pussy will be sold everywhere.