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[MarkKern]

Don't mean to contradict you [Deleted by Admin]

Then don't. Besides, regardless of the number of scientific studies where they break that shit down those guys refuse to believe it's piss. You're just wasting your time.

A2

[Donater]

That's Snowbunny! She may be out of the game or UTR. Not worth the wild goose chase she gets you on.

Mk.

She is out of tha game right now. Goose chase is right!

[MarkKern]

I asked my urologist about squirting and he said it's basically piss. Gave me a fancy answer of how the Skene gland is involved and there's a high concentrate of some hormone but it's still piss. Google it and there is some fancy study some scientists did. It.

Says squirting is pee. Same answer my doc gave. Idk. Gross if you ask me.

If I were you I would change my Urologist that does not know the difference between piss and squirting. If he meant that most women who claim to squirt basically piss on you then it may be legit because squirting is kinda rare.

Mk.

[Bhull]

I have a question for my fellow cruisers about squirting because I have never seen a real squirter. Anyone and everyone that I have come across are fake, meaning they just piss at the right time. Squirting in reality is a woman having an Orgasm and the female ejaculation which is very rare. (Yes women do have ejaculation but not from the clitoris) Personally someone pissing at me is downright repulsive and real squirting among 60 dollar ho's is as rare as the yeti. If someone has experienced real squirting (Not the fake pissing) I would really like them to share their experience. BTW majority of the porn videos you see out there of squirting is actually fake, in other words they are just pissing which any cheap ho can do for a couple extra bucks.

Mk.

I asked my urologist about squirting and he said it's basically piss. Gave me a fancy answer of how the Skene gland is involved and there's a high concentrate of some hormone but it's still piss. Google it and there is some fancy study some scientists did. It.

Says squirting is pee. Same answer my doc gave. Idk. Gross if you ask me.

[Humengofer]

I have a question for my fellow cruisers about squirting because I have never seen a real squirter. Anyone and everyone that I have come across are fake, meaning they just piss at the right time. Squirting in reality is a woman having an Orgasm and the female ejaculation which is very rare. (Yes women do have ejaculation but not from the clitoris) Personally someone pissing at me is downright repulsive and real squirting among 60 dollar ho's is as rare as the yeti. If someone has experienced real squirting (Not the fake pissing) I would really like them to share their experience. BTW majority of the porn videos you see out there of squirting is actually fake, in other words they are just pissing which any cheap ho can do for a couple extra bucks.

Mk.

In my somewhat limited experience it IS a very real thing, but seems rare. In my life I've known just 2 who definitely were true squirters not pissers, and both were GFs not escorts, and separated by many years. First one was a tiny little cute-but-plain, librarian-type. When we first started fooling around things were heating up, I was getting her riled up with a good fingering, and she said "uh, I should warn you, I. Uh. Squirt. A lot. " Uh. Really?? "Do you have any towels? Like, maybe big beach towels?" I was a bit fascinated because I thought squirting was just a fake porn thing. Noooooo. Suffice it to say, she was not lying. I've never seen ANYTHING like that, before or since. I mean it was like a firehose. We're not talking little dribbles, more like- water cannon. And when she was warmed up and loving it, it would just never stop as long as you could hang in there. At her place we could only fool around in the bathroom or on the hardwood floor in her bedroom, and she had a whole closet full of HUGE absorbent towels that she called her 'spunk towels'. I honestly don't know how that little thing produced so much liquid of any kind. You'd honestly need a mop and bucket. It was pretty weird to me a first, but it didn't take long for me to really love it. You certainly know you're doing Something right for her, she's Not faking it! Hahaha Her fluid had a *slightly* sticky quality, a little more viscous than piss, and a shower after the cleanup was not an option, it was a necessity. Ahhhhh, you have me reminiscing now! Hahaha Second gal was a few years later and the experience was similar, but she was not quite as prolific. Very athletic and having completed 3 Ironmans, she'd nearly cut you in half when the spuzz started launching! She was from High Point incidentally, but not there now. Good times.

[JigglyButts]

I have a question for my fellow cruisers about squirting because I have never seen a real squirter. Anyone and everyone that I have come across are fake, meaning they just piss at the right time. Squirting in reality is a woman having an Orgasm and the female ejaculation which is very rare. (Yes women do have ejaculation but not from the clitoris) Personally someone pissing at me is downright repulsive and real squirting among 60 dollar ho's is as rare as the yeti. If someone has experienced real squirting (Not the fake pissing) I would really like them to share their experience. BTW majority of the porn videos you see out there of squirting is actually fake, in other words they are just pissing which any cheap ho can do for a couple extra bucks.

Mk.

OMG really? I've hooked up with a bunch of girls, not working girls, just girlfriends or chicks I met online or whatever and they have been squirters. I thought it was pretty common. You mean to tell me these bitches have been pissing on me LOL WTF?

[FSmith9009]

Can't remember her name so I can't look up the reviews. Can someone please remind me. She text me and I can't remember shit how it went before.

Thanks for the help!

Snowbunny. Good luck.

[MarkKern]

Can't remember her name so I can't look up the reviews. Can someone please remind me. She text me and I can't remember shit how it went before.

Thanks for the help!

That's Snowbunny! She may be out of the game or UTR. Not worth the wild goose chase she gets you on.

Mk.

[Eulessguy2003]

Can't remember her name so I can't look up the reviews. Can someone please remind me. She text me and I can't remember shit how it went before.

Thanks for the help!

[MarkKern]

I have a question for my fellow cruisers about squirting because I have never seen a real squirter. Anyone and everyone that I have come across are fake, meaning they just piss at the right time. Squirting in reality is a woman having an Orgasm and the female ejaculation which is very rare. (Yes women do have ejaculation but not from the clitoris) Personally someone pissing at me is downright repulsive and real squirting among 60 dollar ho's is as rare as the yeti. If someone has experienced real squirting (Not the fake pissing) I would really like them to share their experience. BTW majority of the porn videos you see out there of squirting is actually fake, in other words they are just pissing which any cheap ho can do for a couple extra bucks.

Mk.

[Bige76]

Hey,

Any info on these two? http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/f...5/081559193173.

[Donater]

I can vouch for Emma Waterfalls squirting as cited in an answer to a followup question to my review of her.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...06#post4116906

Bonnie is a very good squirt er. She host just out side Winston. She has lots of ads on stg.

[JJ Gittes]

Has anyone here seen Emma Waterfalls and can vouch for her squirting abilities? I'm looking for a good squirter in the Carolinas and she sounds like she may be a good option. Any others I should see for squirting if not her?

I can vouch for Emma Waterfalls squirting as cited in an answer to a followup question to my review of her.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...06#post4116906

[MarkKern]

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[SCLenscap]

Has anyone here seen Emma Waterfalls and can vouch for her squirting abilities? I'm looking for a good squirter in the Carolinas and she sounds like she may be a good option. Any others I should see for squirting if not her?

As we discussed yesterday, Addison in Charleston is THE squirt queen. I've known a few, but Addi is one of a kind. She doesn't have an ad up currently. She won't leave one up if she isn't entertaining. Just check the Charleston STG and keyword Addison.

You will not be disappointed!

Also Clean out your box, I have a follow up to our discussion yesterday.