The Rat Trap

[Nutted]

The legend lives!

That's a Ghost writer. Not C5 ! Nah!

[Vino 7373]

Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.

You don't have to boil the water, Lehmonade. Use distilled water instead. It's already purified and about 89 cents per gallon at Publix.

[Lehmonade]

Tara is definitely still around.

C5.

The legend lives!

[Lehmonade]

Haha! That's an interesting method. However I think I'll just stick to the Dasani water bottle method I mentioned in my review. It comes out with a built in handle to aid the fucking and it's so easy even a caveman could do it, LOL. Plus I was able to show Nikkole it was made of pure filtered water which I think helped put her at ease, I waited til I got there to cut it out of the bottle.

SYM.

Oh yeah, I'm definitely boiling that water before inserting it frozen into the girl.

Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.

I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.

[NoFear101]

"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.

The new turd only has one review.

And its with Amy. LOL. Like she would even be able to verify he even saw her fr. Smh.

[SevenYearMitch]

Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".

Haha! That's an interesting method. However I think I'll just stick to the Dasani water bottle method I mentioned in my review. It comes out with a built in handle to aid the fucking and it's so easy even a caveman could do it, LOL. Plus I was able to show Nikkole it was made of pure filtered water which I think helped put her at ease, I waited til I got there to cut it out of the bottle.

SYM.

[SudMongIt]

"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.

You're absolutely right bro, I do only have two reviews and the main reason is my life doesn't revolve around a hobby and it especially doesn't revolve around writing self boasting lavish reviews to impress other mongers and to portray myself a player. But whatever makes you happy. As sad as it is, you keep doing you bro.

Nobody will ever tell you what you have to post here but when you start trying to ridicule good members for posting excellent reviews you gotta go.

A2

[AsianDayDream]

Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".

And here I thought squirting whip cream into a girl's pussy and eating it was weird. This is definitely on a whole other level. LOL. Might need to try it soon.

[Lehmonade]

LMFAO Lehmonade! You have a very good eye. I didn't catch that part about how I fuck women for money. Little known fact is that Richard Gere modeled his character Julian Kaye in American Gigolo after me. If you're looking for another username I'd go with JulianKaye, LOL. As far as the ice dildo goes, go for it! It took me 25 years to get it done but it was worth the wait!

Link to trailer for American Gigolo:
https://youtu.be/NTavf-5Mdpo

SYM.

Soon there'll be a newspaper reporting.

"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".

[SevenYearMitch]

LOL "you fuck women for money" man I wish that was true. I'd like a hobby that pays for itself.

Some of us like myself like to read interesting things. This whole site is about paying women for sex and everything related.

Do I want to read more about a girl? Yes.
Do I want to read about how she took an ice dildo up her pussy? Hell yes.
Am I going to do it to my girl one day? Fuck yeah!

SYM, more techniques bro I'm learning from your posts LOL.

LMFAO Lehmonade! You have a very good eye. I didn't catch that part about how I fuck women for money. Little known fact is that Richard Gere modeled his character Julian Kaye in American Gigolo after me. If you're looking for another username I'd go with JulianKaye, LOL. As far as the ice dildo goes, go for it! It took me 25 years to get it done but it was worth the wait!

Link to trailer for American Gigolo:
https://youtu.be/NTavf-5Mdpo

SYM.

[Lehmonade]

I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.

LOL "you fuck women for money" man I wish that was true. I'd like a hobby that pays for itself.

Some of us like myself like to read interesting things. This whole site is about paying women for sex and everything related.

Do I want to read more about a girl? Yes.
Do I want to read about how she took an ice dildo up her pussy? Hell yes.
Am I going to do it to my girl one day? Fuck yeah!

SYM, more techniques bro I'm learning from your posts LOL.

[SevenYearMitch]

I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.

"Get real dude", you have like 2 reviews and they're both in the SW thread, so if it makes you feel any better I won't be reading your reviews either, LMAO! Judging by the number of PMs I get after my reviews I have no doubt that many members actually do give a shit, LOL

SYM.

[SudMongIt]

I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.

[Lehmonade]

This young bootyful girl is looking for new friends. Very chill girl, follows directions and cleans up real well. I've caught her at some disappointing times with cigarettes smells but never tired of seeing that ass bounce.

0.6 car dates, 0.6-0.8 incall when she has one. cbj, bbj, cg, rcg, mish. No track marks. Only clean and known SM get a reply. Very strict this time now, forget the underdogs.

P. s: Fuck you, Kevin LOL. Silver lining is you gave me an excuse to get rid of that opportunist gold digger. Her pussy and ass was exceptional though not going to lie, but I rather what happened than being trapped for years and losing a house or two on that ass.. Was planning to take her cute ass traveling with me, but I found me a dancer. I guess I can call her my backup dancer LOL

[SevenYearMitch]

I am retired. Please delete / close my account a2.

It has been fun but quit while your ahead is always good. Be safe all.

Very sorry to see you go TRP, you've been a great SM for many years. I'd recommend against deleting your account and instead just leave it dormant because I have a funny feeling you'll be back. That pussy is powerful stuff! LOL.

Plus I see you're only 6 or 7 posts away from getting your 3rd star so you can't quit now - I finally got mine just yesterday!

Regards,
SYM