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**Humengofer** · 06-30-19 00:09

Originally Posted by MarkKern [View Original Post]

I have a question for my fellow cruisers about squirting because I have never seen a real squirter. Anyone and everyone that I have come across are fake, meaning they just piss at the right time. Squirting in reality is a woman having an Orgasm and the female ejaculation which is very rare. (Yes women do have ejaculation but not from the clitoris) Personally someone pissing at me is downright repulsive and real squirting among 60 dollar ho's is as rare as the yeti. If someone has experienced real squirting (Not the fake pissing) I would really like them to share their experience. BTW majority of the porn videos you see out there of squirting is actually fake, in other words they are just pissing which any cheap ho can do for a couple extra bucks.

Mk.

In my somewhat limited experience it IS a very real thing, but seems rare. In my life I've known just 2 who definitely were true squirters not pissers, and both were GFs not escorts, and separated by many years. First one was a tiny little cute-but-plain, librarian-type. When we first started fooling around things were heating up, I was getting her riled up with a good fingering, and she said "uh, I should warn you, I. Uh. Squirt. A lot. " Uh. Really?? "Do you have any towels? Like, maybe big beach towels?" I was a bit fascinated because I thought squirting was just a fake porn thing. Noooooo. Suffice it to say, she was not lying. I've never seen ANYTHING like that, before or since. I mean it was like a firehose. We're not talking little dribbles, more like- water cannon. And when she was warmed up and loving it, it would just never stop as long as you could hang in there. At her place we could only fool around in the bathroom or on the hardwood floor in her bedroom, and she had a whole closet full of HUGE absorbent towels that she called her 'spunk towels'. I honestly don't know how that little thing produced so much liquid of any kind. You'd honestly need a mop and bucket. It was pretty weird to me a first, but it didn't take long for me to really love it. You certainly know you're doing Something right for her, she's Not faking it! Hahaha Her fluid had a *slightly* sticky quality, a little more viscous than piss, and a shower after the cleanup was not an option, it was a necessity. Ahhhhh, you have me reminiscing now! Hahaha Second gal was a few years later and the experience was similar, but she was not quite as prolific. Very athletic and having completed 3 Ironmans, she'd nearly cut you in half when the spuzz started launching! She was from High Point incidentally, but not there now. Good times.

**JigglyButts** · 06-29-19 21:21

Originally Posted by MarkKern [View Original Post]

I have a question for my fellow cruisers about squirting because I have never seen a real squirter. Anyone and everyone that I have come across are fake, meaning they just piss at the right time. Squirting in reality is a woman having an Orgasm and the female ejaculation which is very rare. (Yes women do have ejaculation but not from the clitoris) Personally someone pissing at me is downright repulsive and real squirting among 60 dollar ho's is as rare as the yeti. If someone has experienced real squirting (Not the fake pissing) I would really like them to share their experience. BTW majority of the porn videos you see out there of squirting is actually fake, in other words they are just pissing which any cheap ho can do for a couple extra bucks.

Mk.

OMG really? I've hooked up with a bunch of girls, not working girls, just girlfriends or chicks I met online or whatever and they have been squirters. I thought it was pretty common. You mean to tell me these bitches have been pissing on me LOL WTF?

**FSmith9009** · 06-29-19 16:24

Originally Posted by Eulessguy2003 [View Original Post]

Can't remember her name so I can't look up the reviews. Can someone please remind me. She text me and I can't remember shit how it went before.

Thanks for the help!

Snowbunny. Good luck.

**MarkKern** · 06-29-19 15:12

Originally Posted by Eulessguy2003 [View Original Post]

Can't remember her name so I can't look up the reviews. Can someone please remind me. She text me and I can't remember shit how it went before.

Thanks for the help!

That's Snowbunny! She may be out of the game or UTR. Not worth the wild goose chase she gets you on.

Mk.

**Eulessguy2003** · 06-29-19 14:49

Can't remember her name so I can't look up the reviews. Can someone please remind me. She text me and I can't remember shit how it went before.

Thanks for the help!

**MarkKern** · 06-29-19 11:06

I have a question for my fellow cruisers about squirting because I have never seen a real squirter. Anyone and everyone that I have come across are fake, meaning they just piss at the right time. Squirting in reality is a woman having an Orgasm and the female ejaculation which is very rare. (Yes women do have ejaculation but not from the clitoris) Personally someone pissing at me is downright repulsive and real squirting among 60 dollar ho's is as rare as the yeti. If someone has experienced real squirting (Not the fake pissing) I would really like them to share their experience. BTW majority of the porn videos you see out there of squirting is actually fake, in other words they are just pissing which any cheap ho can do for a couple extra bucks.

Mk.

**Bige76** · 06-29-19 08:23

Hey,

Any info on these two? http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/f...5/081559193173.

**Donater** · 06-29-19 08:08

Originally Posted by JJGittes [View Original Post]

I can vouch for Emma Waterfalls squirting as cited in an answer to a followup question to my review of her.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...06#post4116906

Bonnie is a very good squirt er. She host just out side Winston. She has lots of ads on stg.

**JJ Gittes** · 06-29-19 06:51

Originally Posted by Gruulaid631 [View Original Post]

Has anyone here seen Emma Waterfalls and can vouch for her squirting abilities? I'm looking for a good squirter in the Carolinas and she sounds like she may be a good option. Any others I should see for squirting if not her?

I can vouch for Emma Waterfalls squirting as cited in an answer to a followup question to my review of her.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...06#post4116906

**MarkKern** · 06-28-19 17:47

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**SCLenscap** · 06-28-19 09:39

Originally Posted by Gruulaid631 [View Original Post]

Has anyone here seen Emma Waterfalls and can vouch for her squirting abilities? I'm looking for a good squirter in the Carolinas and she sounds like she may be a good option. Any others I should see for squirting if not her?

As we discussed yesterday, Addison in Charleston is THE squirt queen. I've known a few, but Addi is one of a kind. She doesn't have an ad up currently. She won't leave one up if she isn't entertaining. Just check the Charleston STG and keyword Addison.

You will not be disappointed!

Also Clean out your box, I have a follow up to our discussion yesterday.

**SCLenscap** · 06-28-19 09:36

Originally Posted by Gruulaid631 [View Original Post]

Has anyone here seen Emma Waterfalls and can vouch for her squirting abilities? I'm looking for a good squirter in the Carolinas and she sounds like she may be a good option. Any others I should see for squirting if not her?

I tried to send you a follow up to our PM earlier, but sir, you got a big bunch of gunk in your inbox. Tis full!

**TJ1445** · 06-28-19 07:03

So because of the encouragement here I made a second appointment. I am glad I did.

Had a great time, she was well worth it. I will repeat.

I set up the appointment the same way yesterday. Texted theb request, got a yes.

And then silence. Texted when I was on my way. No response. Texted when I got there at the appointment time and she replied with the number.

Went up. There was an older woman in the room she was giving instructions to as she was moving her out the door. Krysten explained she had a friend staying in her room and was just using this one.

So after the awkward start things improved drastically.

And the finish was amazing. The body oil slide was fun and she definitely gets a little real work in on this.

http://greensboro.skipthegames.com/m...a/367840212258

**FlashGordan** · 06-28-19 04:13

I have seen the very nice young lady in Miami, Charlotte, and Greensboro. This is over a period of two years. I feel I can speak from experience when I report that she is very trustworthy IMO. I have never had concerns about her taking any of my belongings. It has not been even a remote issue during the times I have been with her. She is intelligent and friendly and if I felt there was any issue I needed to discuss I would simply have picked up the phone and called her and ask her about it. When you are in the type vulnerable positions you get into in this hobby there is a level of trust. After two years of knowing Hialeah I can personally say I trust her implicitly. If you have questions you can PM me. Felt I had to respond as I don't post much. I highly recommend her and look forward to my next visit.

Originally Posted by Hoganmike04 [View Original Post]

I should've wrote this review a while ago. It's an update to an old review that I had with her. The first time around I gave a rave review. Second time around I did not review. The second time I've visited her in the same week there was good and bad.

Good- did everything I wanted and had a good time.

Bad- When I got a shower I realized my extra cash was out of my pants when I put them back on. Unfortunately she took my extra cash I had on me. Also, there was a lot of drama that she was talking about with other pimps starting trouble with her and claiming the territory. Was making me really worried someone was going to knock on the door or something while I was there.

If you see her, just keep your extra belongings insight.