The Rat Trap

[TRowePrice]

I am retired. Please delete / close my account a2.

It has been fun but quit while your ahead is always good. Be safe all.

[Lehmonade]

How many times can you get away with it before she finds out what you're doing.

[Lehmonade]

Meme is made for retirement age LOL.

[PanteraPotzee]

Is this Potsy with the little tiny tacup? Hmmm.

Swagalicious.

Because I have no clue a tacup is.

But I do know anything this potzee is packing isn't tiny.

PP.

[NoFear101]

There you go again, trying to be a comedian.

Hey FAGGOT, you didn't respond to my first set of jokes. Didn't you like them? Maybe you'll like these better!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 2

1. How does NoFear's boyfriend make NoFear scream twice? He fudge-pounds him real hard, and then wipes his dick off on NoFear's curtains.

2. It takes both NoFear and his boyfriend to screw in a lightbulb. His boyfriend screws it in, and NoFear stands around and says: "F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S"!

3. NoFear's boyfriend told me the difference between a fridgerator and NoFear. NoFear's boyfriend said a fridgerator doesn't fart when he pulls his meat out.

4. What do jewish rabbis do with foreskin after circumcision? They give it to NoFear to use as chewing gum.

5. What did NoFear's sperm say to his boyfriend's sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit?

6. NoFear knew he was a faggot when he realized he makes Justin Beiber look straight.

7. How does gay NoFear fake his orgasm? He spits on his boyfriend's back.

8. Why is NoFear embarrassed when he gets caught blowing his hung boyfriend? Because he's caught with a foot in his mouth.

9. NoFear once served in the Greek army. Their motto is: "never leave your buddys behind".

10. As a gay man, NoFear uses ribbed condoms. They give him better traction in the mud.

11. NoFear makes us think he's a gangster. But when he does a drive-by, all he does is throw Skittles and yells: "taste the rainbow betches".

12. NoFear can screw in a light bulb all by himself. But it takes half of the ER to get it back out.

13. NoFear is so gay that when the doctor asked him for a sperm sample, NoFear farted in a cup.

14. Do you know how much cum NoFear has? A butt load.

15. Of course gay NoFear dresses well. He did not spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.

16. Did you know NoFear is from Jamaica? Down there, they call his ass Pokemon.

17. As a gay man, what does NoFear do before jerking off? He shits in his hand.

18. NoFear's friends say he's gay because he doesn't like football. NoFear says they're idiots. He says he's gay because he likes dick.

19. NoFear was married until he sent the wrong text to his wife. He had a hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.

20. NoFear caught his boyfriend jerking off into a rubber, and asked him what he was doing? NoFear's boyfriend said he was packing NoFear a lunch.

Later, LOSER!

Georgie jerks off in the Rat Trap making up stupid jokes. Only a queer could make up such schoolboy bullshit. Enjoy laughing at your own jokes while we all laugh at you buddy boy.

[GeorgeMason]

I'm all for the girls who want to charge higher rates. That way the guys who want to pay the big bucks have girls willing to accept their cash and thereby not spoiling the rank and file providers who are being affordable to most of us except for Little Georgie Mason Girlie, who don't want no pussy anyway 'cause he's a dickless old faggot! Haha.

There you go again, trying to be a comedian.

Hey FAGGOT, you didn't respond to my first set of jokes. Didn't you like them? Maybe you'll like these better!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 2

1. How does NoFear's boyfriend make NoFear scream twice? He fudge-pounds him real hard, and then wipes his dick off on NoFear's curtains.

2. It takes both NoFear and his boyfriend to screw in a lightbulb. His boyfriend screws it in, and NoFear stands around and says: "F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S"!

3. NoFear's boyfriend told me the difference between a fridgerator and NoFear. NoFear's boyfriend said a fridgerator doesn't fart when he pulls his meat out.

4. What do jewish rabbis do with foreskin after circumcision? They give it to NoFear to use as chewing gum.

5. What did NoFear's sperm say to his boyfriend's sperm? How do we find an egg in all this shit?

6. NoFear knew he was a faggot when he realized he makes Justin Beiber look straight.

7. How does gay NoFear fake his orgasm? He spits on his boyfriend's back.

8. Why is NoFear embarrassed when he gets caught blowing his hung boyfriend? Because he's caught with a foot in his mouth.

9. NoFear once served in the Greek army. Their motto is: "never leave your buddys behind".

10. As a gay man, NoFear uses ribbed condoms. They give him better traction in the mud.

11. NoFear makes us think he's a gangster. But when he does a drive-by, all he does is throw Skittles and yells: "taste the rainbow betches".

12. NoFear can screw in a light bulb all by himself. But it takes half of the ER to get it back out.

13. NoFear is so gay that when the doctor asked him for a sperm sample, NoFear farted in a cup.

14. Do you know how much cum NoFear has? A butt load.

15. Of course gay NoFear dresses well. He did not spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.

16. Did you know NoFear is from Jamaica? Down there, they call his ass Pokemon.

17. As a gay man, what does NoFear do before jerking off? He shits in his hand.

18. NoFear's friends say he's gay because he doesn't like football. NoFear says they're idiots. He says he's gay because he likes dick.

19. NoFear was married until he sent the wrong text to his wife. He had a hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.

20. NoFear caught his boyfriend jerking off into a rubber, and asked him what he was doing? NoFear's boyfriend said he was packing NoFear a lunch.

Later, LOSER!

[PanteraPotzee]

Thanks for the correction. And as a footnote (please don't tell me this is not what a footnote is) when you have the level of sucess Don Henley has achieved AND your work is loved by so many, well, then you can say "fuck 'them".

Fuck don henley.

He's a whiny pretentious fuck.

Weak link of the eagles.

Fuck don Henley.

PP.

PP.

[NoFear101]

C'Mon. Lehmonade, seriously. Did you make it all up? Or am I so for real I don't understand sarcasm?

[Lehmonade]

First off dab is not a "new drug" it's marijuana! Made by condensensing kush bud into a sticky gooey substance so that maybe one toke will do the same as smoking a blunt by yourself. So in other words dab is marijuana and would be tested for THC not "dab stick" which makes me wonder how you would know medical records only the inmate, attorney or public defender can request upon an arrest. Unless you're the cop or you you made the entire thing up.

Swagalicious.

Oh my. If I ever need an instructor to teach me how to do drugs I'd choose you, love. I need you to pick some up for me. Or I could just walk into the evidence locker at the local pd. Who knows. You can be the narrative in your story.

Every name is an alias in case somebody squeals.

What exactly are they going to say? "Hey, NoFear101 told me that this chick sucks cock for money. ".

"By NoFear101 do you mean John Q. Public?

"I don't know, NoFear101 man, NoFear101, everybody knows him. ".

Just a bunch of bullshit. He's probably that Kevin user as well.

Damn, A2 got me. I made all this drama up. And my stories are made-up stories taken from erotic novels found online. I might be Kevin as well.

In any case, there's no real person threatening lawsuits here. I just wanted some fame.

On the side note, thanks for the intel A2. I might catch a little cold from bare fucking this site.

[NoFear101]

Glen Frey said it Solo. . "Smugglers blues. ".

Fuck don Henley.

PP.

Thanks for the correction. And as a footnote (please don't tell me this is not what a footnote is) when you have the level of sucess Don Henley has achieved AND your work is loved by so many, well, then you can say "fuck 'them".

[PanteraPotzee]

"Everyones an alias in case somebody squeals" - Don Henley, Eagles.

Glen Frey said it Solo. . "Smugglers blues. ".

Fuck don Henley.

PP.

[NoFear101]

I don't think you are Kevin. If I gave that impression apologies.

A2.

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

[Admin2]

A2, it's been real. Thought I'd have some humor with the names a little. You're respectable and fair. Fuck You for calling me out LOL.

Without doubt you have already made your next account, when I find it I want to have Lehmonade available so I can merge the new one into this one.

Stop being such a fucking drama queen, you know you're not going anywhere. So do we.

A2.

[Admin2]

This Lehmonade thing really crawled up your ass, didn't it. No, boss. I'm definitely not that Kevin guy or anyone else. You know better than that. What's up with you? Are you off your meds or what? LOL?

I don't think you are Kevin. If I gave that impression apologies.

A2.

[NoFear101]

Every name is an alias in case somebody squeals.

What exactly are they going to say? "Hey, NoFear101 told me that this chick sucks cock for money. ".

"By NoFear101 do you mean John Q. Public?

"I don't know, NoFear101 man, NoFear101, everybody knows him. ".

Just a bunch of bullshit. He's probably that Kevin user as well.

This Lehmonade thing really crawled up your ass, didn't it. No, boss. I'm definitely not that Kevin guy or anyone else. You know better than that. What's up with you? Are you off your meds or what? LOL?