Streetwalker Reports

[AlphaFex]

Had an interesting dream; after giving a "Holly" a ride I was preached to by the bible the. Begged to provide a ride to the Haines Triangle. One of ya'll did a number on her, LOL. Dream ended with no engagement beyond disenfecting the passenger seat LOL. Oddly enough, I like that shit so I will probably try again. Love it when then tell me about Jesus. Reminds me of NOLA.

[Op1954]

I got a kick out of the "talking in code" post. I want to make several comments.

1) sometimes it is just the person's narrative writing style. I can identify some of the other posters just by how they write the review. I like some of the obtuse stylists. Some need to stop IMO. I don't like James Joyce.

2) the "code talk" I don't like is the location stuff. I mentioned that about locations two years ago. I'm a snow bird so I didn't know where the hell anything was and I asked for clear street directions. Most members now do that and when asked some members respond clearly an concisely, e. G. The Haines Triangle. Thank you to all who do this. This year I looked up Biffs which I thought was a locals "code" word. Google found it for me right away and I LMFAO. My first year I was looking for a race track. I didn't know they were gas stations. There used to be maps up that showed the routes but they tend to get outdated. I was actually going to use a google program to pin all pickup spots but I just printed a map and put Xs on the spots where girls had been picked up. I also know St. Pete a lot better now so the map is in my head.

3) Abbreviations are standard "technical lexicon" in all fields; mongering is no exception. I have a program that will expand BBBJCIMNSNQ into the whole thing but why bother nowadays. If you don't know what they mean there are 10 sites that will tell you. Abbreviations grew out of character limitations in the early days of newspaper personal ads (ya, I'm fucking old), computers being slow (300 baud modems), and texts having size limits. I do my post on a big assed desktop vs. An itty bitty phone with an idiot autocomplete / correct function.

4) "Code" talk to avoid legal issues. Urban legend. If the cops want you and you're posting here they will get you. Using roses instead of $ will not protect you legally. That goes for all the other stuff you think is "coded".

5) A big thank you to all who share.

[Eye Myt]

Seems there might be a charcoalDodge minivan that is circulating around 4th ave and and 35th street, as well as at the cactus. It looks as though it drops off a girl down the street and parks a bit away. The girl is way to obvious standing on a corner and not moving more than 50 feet in any direction. She will only come to an open window, and won't get in. After a while, the van comes and picks up the girl, circles the block, and a new girl appears in the same spot doing the exact same thing. Both of them have bright colored handkerchiefs in their back pockets, which I can only assume would be used to signal the van a deal has been made. One girl is shorter and blonde, the other is taller and brunette. The brunette is wearing a pink top, shorts, and flip flops with a sock on one foot, and carrying a oversized black purse. The blonde has on adark shirt with flowers, blue Jean shorts, and flip flops. Be careful. Follow the rules. Have a great weekend!

I checked PSCO website at about7:30 and found only one prostitution arrest in St. Petersburg. As usual, another cost ineffective use of LEO time.

[MeetTheDom]

Not trying to be a jerk; but the use of "code" has always mystified me. Why? Surely LEO isn't fooled.

Because why type out Bare Back Blow Job Cum in Mouth if you don't have to?

[ParaDave]

Seems there might be a charcoalDodge minivan that is circulating around 4th ave and and 35th street, as well as at the cactus. It looks as though it drops off a girl down the street and parks a bit away. The girl is way to obvious standing on a corner and not moving more than 50 feet in any direction. She will only come to an open window, and won't get in. After a while, the van comes and picks up the girl, circles the block, and a new girl appears in the same spot doing the exact same thing. Both of them have bright colored handkerchiefs in their back pockets, which I can only assume would be used to signal the van a deal has been made. One girl is shorter and blonde, the other is taller and brunette. The brunette is wearing a pink top, shorts, and flip flops with a sock on one foot, and carrying a oversized black purse. The blonde has on adark shirt with flowers, blue Jean shorts, and flip flops. Be careful. Follow the rules. Have a great weekend!

[ShurShot14]

Had a Siesta around 2 pm and dreamt of finding my GFE around the place that flame broilers on Central but after an exhaustive search I gave up. My GFE recently lost her digits (Big Surprise) so on my ride home I thought I would keep an eye out for new Talent. Driving just pass the southern edge of the triangle I found the lovely Courtney (The Good One). 28 Brunette looking so cute in jean shorts and a 3/4 low-cut top. I pulled up and invited her to get out of the scolding Sun into my nice air-conditioned ride which she happily accepted. After a LEO check and a standard donation she put her migraine therapy skills to work. A nice slow BBBJCIM. She made my migraine go away in a matter of minutes. I was so pleased that I donated another 10 Mario coins to her favorite charity since she was TGTBT. I woke up from this wonderful dream fully refreshed and properly drained.

Not trying to be a jerk; but the use of "code" has always mystified me. Why? Surely LEO isn't fooled.

[MeetTheDom]

Always wears teenie shorts and revealing top.

Like all these girls, Brenda is a little too in love with her meds. She has managed to keep herself looking pretty good and if you catch her on the right day she is still a lot of fun.

[HanginLow]

Do you happen to know if this is same Puerto Rican Brenda we used to have in Nowatney area of Tampa? She left that area a few years ago.

She's never lived in Tampa or worked in the in that area over the bridge brand has always been a Saint Pete a girl. She grew up here live in Puerto Rico for a about 7/8 years years and came back one thing I can say she always satisfies me really showed you a good time.

[Peter Rammer]

Do you happen to know if this is same Puerto Rican Brenda we used to have in Nowatney area of Tampa? She left that area a few years ago.

Always wears teenie shorts and revealing top.

[Casey3939]

When she's not picking up her meds at the Sunshine City trap trailer or passed out there, she's walking on 50th or 49th aves, Haines Rd or 28th St.

Do you happen to know if this is same Puerto Rican Brenda we used to have in Nowatney area of Tampa? She left that area a few years ago.

[BJ Hunter727]

Had a Siesta around 2 pm and dreamt of finding my GFE around the place that flame broilers on Central but after an exhaustive search I gave up. My GFE recently lost her digits (Big Surprise) so on my ride home I thought I would keep an eye out for new Talent. Driving just pass the southern edge of the triangle I found the lovely Courtney (The Good One). 28 Brunette looking so cute in jean shorts and a 3/4 low-cut top. I pulled up and invited her to get out of the scolding Sun into my nice air-conditioned ride which she happily accepted. After a LEO check and a standard donation she put her migraine therapy skills to work. A nice slow BBBJCIM. She made my migraine go away in a matter of minutes. I was so pleased that I donated another 10 Mario coins to her favorite charity since she was TGTBT. I woke up from this wonderful dream fully refreshed and properly drained.

[ShurShot14]

Why so snarky? I never did anything to you.

Yes you did. You annoyed me.

[Jones Loop]

So I guess I'm kind of a hypocrite for being picky when it comes to my SW preferences. I mean, I want to save a buck like any other guy, but I'm hoping for talent that costs 10 times as much. I have very very very rarely picked up, because I'm hyper cautious when it comes to Uncle and it seems like I always find some flaw that's just a bridge too far when it comes to those girls. Either they're too dirty, or they have that sunken-in candy face, or they're too big or too skinny. Whatever. I usually talk myself out of it some way. Today around 5 I did a loop around the triangle on my way home and when I turned right onto 50th from Haines there was that one redhead who is always there. She seems friendly enough waving cars down and she has nice legs, but her face is just slightly on the used side and I haven't quite been able to talk myself into that yet. Just after I passed her I got a call and it was important and I had to deal with this guy. And of course, that's when I see the Unicorn walking 50th. I don't know who this girl was, but she was a brunette, young, pretty, with the best long smooth legs I have ever seen on a girl walking at the side of the road. No one else around. I would have scooped in a heartbeat and I literally could not because I was on the phone with this dumbass on a call I had to take. By the time I got off the phone with this guy and looped around she of course had vanished. One of you was probably with her, and if so, you suck. So I headed home, and down at the intersection of 28th and 34th I saw something that just made me laugh for a good 30 seconds. There was a SW there, not unattractive, just slightly paunchy in the middle, in a gray short dress, and she really needed some business because she was just standing there as cars were rolling by simulating the blowjob stroke into her mouth. I couldn't believe it. She had a rueful look on her face that just cracked me up. It's a strange interesting world we live in.

[Peter Rammer]

Hey, has anyone seen Puerto Rican Brenda around? Heard she had a # anyone have it on hand? Well fellas be safe.

When she's not picking up her meds at the Sunshine City trap trailer or passed out there, she's walking on 50th or 49th aves, Haines Rd or 28th St.

[Eye Myt]

And why is that important? Is your cock sterile?

Why so snarky? I never did anything to you.