Negative Escort Reviews

[Member #6935]

For my monger buddy's who have visited this agency and their girls. Think of the girl which you had an amazing fucking experience with. Many might say Maya while other might say Catherine. Well, Dani is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE. The absolute worst time you'll have. First, it's not the girl in the pictures. If it is, then those pictures are at least 5 years dated. Dani is about 25 pounds heavier than what those pictures depict. She is far older than 24 years old. She is not GFE. She will not do BBBJ like the ad and moderator mentions. It's too bad bc Dani is very pretty. Not slime like Maya, but is those thick gals. Not BBW either. Fat ass with nice titties.

I got in, get undressed. Put the donation on the night stand and laid in bed. She grabbed a condom, put on JR (who was soft bc of the cold reaction upon entrance from Dani) and the begins to give the most lackluster CBJ. I've had better oral back in the day when the girls would use SARAN WRAP at AMP's lmao. Dani tried doing this thing with her teeth and suction to try and make JR get some life. I asked her about BBBJ and showed her the ad. She pretended she didn't understand english. Then she proceeds to jump on JR while he's SOFT. SOFT, I tell you!

Anyway, I cursed at her in portugese got dressed and grabbed the donation. She looked at me and began speaking perfect english with a thick Brazilian accent. I should have picked up everything and walked out, but I left her $40 bucks. Dani is def in this for the quick cash. She has not one ounce of passion at all. Eh. Oh well. Hopefully the agency does something about it, but I highly doubt they will.

[OrlandoWeb]

Was trying to setup an appointment with nikkibaby25 she really good reviews. After some text I was ready to go. After I agreed with her I wanted to Meetup. She then ghosted me. I have not attended reaching out to her again. Maybe I will in the future. I just do not like when all communication abruptly stops for no reason. I am really hoping to Meetup with her. I live in Winter Park. And I don't know if any providers near me.

I am attempting to add a screenshot to this post. It is my first time so I hope it shows up.

[Redsox2005]

Hey Sexifun, same here. We never met before because of "family" issues. But I'll take a comp and give a fair review also.

Sox.

Hey Sexifun, I've got a terrible headache so I'll gladly take your freebie offer (if James doesn't want it) and write you a fair and balanced review afterwards. Just shoot me a PM if interested.

SYM.

[SevenYearMitch]

Tried to make it right
And you sir refused. I already explained I was unable to keep the appointment due to an unexpected family situation. My offer still stands.

Hey Sexifun, I've got a terrible headache so I'll gladly take your freebie offer (if James doesn't want it) and write you a fair and balanced review afterwards. Just shoot me a PM if interested.

SYM.

[Cylon]

Just an observation here, but if a well reviewed lady offers to make it right 'on the house', I would probably find a way to make that work. Things happen to get in the way of our fun, so maybe it's worth it to give it a go.

And you sir refused. I already explained I was unable to keep the appointment due to an unexpected family situation. My offer still stands.

[Sexifun]

She flaked on me and then offered to give me a freebie to make up for it. I passed. Glad I did. I don't need free, I need good communication and for her to be ready at the appointed time. Usually the flakiness is a sign of other issues as you point out. Thanks for the heads up.

And you sir refused. I already explained I was unable to keep the appointment due to an unexpected family situation. My offer still stands.

[DaBears58]

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1513740

This girl may be a catfish hence the selfie she sent me that was super dark. We texted and agreed to 100 with kissing but of course she says no kissing. Absolutely no GFE and she turned her head completely away from me while I was doing miss. The first time in my 4 year mongering career that has happened. She is short and decent looking but I think there is much better than her. The first time in a long time I left a dream wishing I spent my money some where else.

I text her and she immediately responded with the hotel address, rates, and a "verification pic". At least you got a real pic because the pic she sent me got a few hits on tineye. I ask her to send me another current pic and she tells me the pic she sent me is current. I never responded back and moved on after that.

Side note: Is it me or are the latest batch of Colombians so cold and far from GFE these days? I've always said that GFE is not a requirement for me, but what I do have an issue with is when someone advertises as GFE or agrees to do GFE and provides nothing even close to this. This is too bad as most of the sites seem to be flooded with new Colombians these days. Looks like the only Colombians I will be seeing for a while are Lorena or Paulina. Oh well.

[CozyJones]

Yesterday she / he / they had the same ad up on escortalligator in 6 different cities across the US, so yeah, most definitely fake.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/34497722/

I wouldn't waste any time on this one who looks TGTBT. Texting with her last night and quoted me 100 hh 200 h and said pics are 100% her and recent then sent me a topless pic. I then asked her to send a selfie touching her nose, needless to say 7 hours later I'm still waiting for that selfie!

[NedleyMandingo]

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/34497722/

I wouldn't waste any time on this one who looks TGTBT. Texting with her last night and quoted me 100 hh 200 h and said pics are 100% her and recent then sent me a topless pic. I then asked her to send a selfie touching her nose, needless to say 7 hours later I'm still waiting for that selfie!

[LuvLargeCheeks]

https://adultsearch.com/florida/orla...scorts/1513740

This girl may be a catfish hence the selfie she sent me that was super dark. We texted and agreed to 100 with kissing but of course she says no kissing. Absolutely no GFE and she turned her head completely away from me while I was doing miss. The first time in my 4 year mongering career that has happened. She is short and decent looking but I think there is much better than her. The first time in a long time I left a dream wishing I spent my money some where else.

[LeesburgFun91]

No offense bro, but as far as white knighting goes you may want to look in the mirror in this instance. See your quote below about lending her money to "buy pizza" (odds are she bought drugs instead) and the "bad crowd" she hangs out with that's actually "pretty down to earth", LOL. I know that pussy is powerful stuff (especially 19 year old pussy!) but it might be throwing you off your game a little.

I too wanted to give Creamy the benefit of the doubt but unfortunately I just received a PM from a reliable source that makes it clear to me she was in on the scam. It's too bad because she was a great fuck IMO.

SYM.

I'm just posting in this thread to direct people to my recent report (see here - http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...249&viewfull=1#post4327249) stating that I was able to have a fantastic time with this girl and she's absolutely not a scammer. It seemed to have been a big misunderstanding and a genuine situation, albeit caused by drama and probably the "bad crowd" she hangs with.

Like I said in my report, those who would prefer to avoid any and all drama and avoid as much risk as possible, then she's probably not for you. For those who are less nitpicky about a girl's personal life or whatever and think the risk is worth it, then she's fucking amazing. Personally, I'm going to continue to see her. Though, honest disclaimer. After this last visit with her, I'm totally addicted, LOL.

[Lehmonade]

Scheduled to meet up with this chick who looked very cute in picture, attached. She was only doing outcall at the time for $.6. So I booked a room and texted her to meet me ahead of time. Girl is girl in pic but Big belly. Saggy tits, probably D cups with grape sized nipples. But saggy all over. Belly all stretched out, baby damage. Cellulite all over her ass too. Told her nah and we parted ways.
Drove all the way for nothing good and new. Arms all marked up, she sure as hell shoots up. So fuck that. Hell nah.

https://backpage.com.orlando.listcra...post/34235566/

[SevenYearMitch]

...My review of her stands as is. Will not rescind any of my post to appease anyone...

You have mail.

SYM.

[NaughtyBoy1]

Thanks guys. Was planning to see her and with recent developments, it's best to move on as Lehmonade says. Not good to take risk.

NB1.

Pretty sure I'm not the only one who's seen her multiple times with no issues. And I got some intel just last night too about it.

My review of her stands as is. Will not rescind any of my post to appease anyone. I enjoyed my time with her when I saw her, and that's all there is to it. This might change if she flips on me, too.

Regardless, in light of recent development I don't think anyone on this site should see her.

Onto the next one!

[Lehmonade]

It's too bad because she was a great fuck IMO.

SYM.

Pretty sure I'm not the only one who's seen her multiple times with no issues. And I got some intel just last night too about it.

My review of her stands as is. Will not rescind any of my post to appease anyone. I enjoyed my time with her when I saw her, and that's all there is to it. This might change if she flips on me, too.

Regardless, in light of recent development I don't think anyone on this site should see her.

Onto the next one!