Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

Nah definitely not knee knockers.

Go to: reddit.com/ are / my_vice_is_back.

That's an idea of what they look like, just smaller areolas with thicker nipples.

That's actually pretty accurate. Nikki and the chick Jay brah referenced actually have very very similar bodies. To add to that though, I've been telling brahs who PM me with questions about Nikki to google "Ryan Smiles booty gif". That's how phat Nikki's ass is. So imagine the my_vice_is_back chicks body with silky smooth Asian skin, nipples three times thicker and the Ryan Smiles ass. That's Nikki.

Dammit I've been talking about her too much. I really got to make an appointment now.

[HemiPower]

Was on my way home and spotted this place from 28 while sitting in traffic, I had nothing to do so I went home to shower and gave it a shot. I was greeted by Lucy (mid to late 20's shoulder length hair perky b cup, flat ass) 40 hhr 60 hr, they have stand up shower but its self serve.

Medium massage was OK, she didn't back away when I rubbed her butt while she was working on my shoulders, on the flip it was right in to the nova. Otc / utc seems to be the only thing on the menu at the moment. Chatting w her at the end and she told me they have only been open a week and will have new girls in a week or so, she repeated a few times "tell all your friends" I tipped 40 and she was happy.

So here I am telling "all my friends".

Hemi.

[JohnnySalami]

Hello gentlemen! Thanks for having me. I'm excited to hear your input and contribute too! Here's my first contribution.

Cristine Thai Lady in Fairfax.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/cristine...-review-663246

I saw her back in May and had a weird experience.

Made a mid day appointment and was available within the hour. Got in the building by going in when someone else opened the door. Once inside she opened the door and let me in. I have seen her before when she worked out of an extended stay in fairfax. She remembered me once we started talking a little bit. She's aged a bit since then, but still looked great and the little head was at attention. The massage was good, strong and let me feeling pretty relaxed. On the flip, she massaged my head and chest. And said thank you and walked out of the room. I was shocked! I said "that's it?" She said "yes. " After a little talking, she told me she doesn't do the ending anymore but reluctantly gave me the NOVA handshake. This is odd considering she used to blow me at the end of every session. She has even done P2 P on me once or twice when I was having a hard time finishing, and 69'd me once too. Yet this time, even after remembering me and talking about old times, I reluctantly got a HJ. No idea what do on this one. THEN, I read some reviews that say she gives nice BJ's. I'd love to return, but I don't want to waste my money either! Are the reviews BS? I've been a seeing ladies for a long time now, and I'm sure I didn't do anything out of line to make her feel uncomfortable. I'm not so mad about it being a wasted trip, but more annoyed at the fact that I was looking forward to seeing her again as a regular. Her BJ wasn't the best I've had. But along with her massage skills, it was enough to have me as her regular for a long time back when she was in Fairfax at the extended stay.

If anyone wants to chime in on this, that would be great. But I'm new here so I understand if no one does.

Thanks for listening.

[JustaNon75]

Just a hunch, but pretty good one!

Thinking back to the old Alice ads and I am a good 99% sure it is her.

[Jay1646]

If that big and natural, has gravity taken its toll and turned them into knee knockers?

Nah definitely not knee knockers.

Go to: reddit.com/ are / my_vice_is_back.

That's an idea of what they look like, just smaller areolas with thicker nipples.

[Idk85]

That's really weird brah. It sucks that happened. I've been back twice since my first report on her, including Friday. I saw her both times without issue. My experience was really really different so maybe she's a YMMV provider.

Frankie.

The first meeting was cool. She gave me a business card to set up appointments with her. What she did was bad customer service. I originally told her 1:00; however, she told me to come sooner. So, I arrived around 12:30. Another person probably showed up before me because she rushed to answer the door and passed me off really fast. She could of at least explained the situation. I was willing to wait until 1:00. However, she chose to bait and switch. It is a pet peeve of mines.

[Tapas]

Sexy vivian submissive thai ** at at at at at at at at at ** loves to please.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/vi...a/8035587.html

Was quoted $120/ plus tip. That alone should have made the bells ring a little louder in my dense head. I was taken by the headline and my little head was doing ALL of my thinking for me. I made all of the rookie mistakes -- the worst was 'tipping' before the massage. I'm super angry with myself and it was a lesson learned. I brought in more money than I was willing to spend on a first time visit. I'm sharing this so my fellow mongers don't make the mistakes I did.

She was oh for three with the headline.

1. Not sexy.

2. Not submissive.

3. Doesn't love to please.

She went 3 for 3 with my big three no-no's for a session:

1. texting with not one, but two phones during session.

2. lackluster rub and completely stopped the massage with hands off while texting.

3. shorted the time. Paid for an hour and was back in my car after beginning and ending shower in 45 minutes.

I do not recommend. Do yourself a favor and look elsewhere.

Just a hunch, but pretty good one!

[Tophat31]

TARA and Kk know each other and I think have a mutual respect though don't work together.

They do know each other and used to work together all the time. I probably had 5 or 6 four hands with them at the KK condo and it was really intense every time, never FS but they were very comfortable with each other.

One time I got a massage from one of KKs old employees Kate at KK condo. Kate probably gave the best massage ever but didn't like the endings, which in my mind made it more erotic that she didn't like or normally do it, weird but it was. On the flip she says she will be right back and who walks in? Tara, she'was over KKs for dinner and did the ending.

I requested through both of them a 4 hand and they will do it I think but only if they are in the mood or have time. I had asked but the answer was no. Bottom line I think both of their personal practices got big and with Tara further away, the 4 hands don't really make financial sense, unless they have dinner plans?

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

First and foremost, shout-out to my boy Frankie for putting me on to Nikki I appreciate it!

So I took his advice, tipped $40 and took the shower she offered.

Had 0 issues with her getting down to her thong.

Anyway Nikki is a very pretty Thai woman, I'd say she's in her early 40's.

She greeted me in a nice little lingerie robe and offered water.

Clean apartment, and room. Her massage as others said isn't hard like others have mentioned, instead it's a light / sensual massage. I enjoyed it very much.

Now came the flip. Finally got a good look at her body. Now me I love a big pair of natural breasts and Nikki definitely has them. Nice thick nipples, very soft, hung nice. She had a nice little bubble on her too.

I normally take a while to finish, but she turned me on too much and I kinda messed up the grand finale.

Definitely recommend and I'll definitely be back whenever I'm in DC.

She looks a bit older in real life compared to her pictures but she's way more pretty than I thought she would be. And her tits are past DD she posted. I'm thinking more in the E / F range.

Treat her nice gentleman, she's definitely worth the money in my opinion.

If that big and natural, has gravity taken its toll and turned them into knee knockers?

[JustaNon75]

Sexy vivian submissive thai ** at at at at at at at at at ** loves to please.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/vi...a/8035587.html

Was quoted $120/ plus tip. That alone should have made the bells ring a little louder in my dense head. I was taken by the headline and my little head was doing ALL of my thinking for me. I made all of the rookie mistakes -- the worst was 'tipping' before the massage. I'm super angry with myself and it was a lesson learned. I brought in more money than I was willing to spend on a first time visit. I'm sharing this so my fellow mongers don't make the mistakes I did.

She was oh for three with the headline.

1. Not sexy.

2. Not submissive.

3. Doesn't love to please.

She went 3 for 3 with my big three no-no's for a session:

1. texting with not one, but two phones during session.

2. lackluster rub and completely stopped the massage with hands off while texting.

3. shorted the time. Paid for an hour and was back in my car after beginning and ending shower in 45 minutes.

I do not recommend. Do yourself a favor and look elsewhere.

[Jonze053]

Hmmm do you see where it says "Report Post?"

Why do you think we added that feature? Care to guess?

A2

[Jay1646]

First and foremost, shout-out to my boy Frankie for putting me on to Nikki I appreciate it!

So I took his advice, tipped $40 and took the shower she offered.

Had 0 issues with her getting down to her thong.

Anyway Nikki is a very pretty Thai woman, I'd say she's in her early 40's.

She greeted me in a nice little lingerie robe and offered water.

Clean apartment, and room. Her massage as others said isn't hard like others have mentioned, instead it's a light / sensual massage. I enjoyed it very much.

Now came the flip. Finally got a good look at her body. Now me I love a big pair of natural breasts and Nikki definitely has them. Nice thick nipples, very soft, hung nice. She had a nice little bubble on her too.

I normally take a while to finish, but she turned me on too much and I kinda messed up the grand finale.

Definitely recommend and I'll definitely be back whenever I'm in DC.

She looks a bit older in real life compared to her pictures but she's way more pretty than I thought she would be. And her tits are past DD she posted. I'm thinking more in the E / F range.

Treat her nice gentleman, she's definitely worth the money in my opinion.

[DickSetUp]

When I saw her 2-3 weeks ago she said she would soon be leaving for China for a month, but I thought she said another lady would fill in while she was gone.

Hmmm, since nobody answered the call I didn't bother to walk in, maybe next time I should just knock the door.

[Sansu77]

I met Lina, she work Monday-Wednesday at CC in 1487 Chain Bridge Rd, McLean. It was probably the worst experience I've ever had. I don't hate on elderly people because someday we will all be there but this isn't a grandmothers game. She reminded me a little bit of the grandmother in the movie "There's Something About Mary." She was way too old to be doing this.

Worse I saw a bunch of roaches in the place.

I will never go back there.

[Sswede]

I had a blast with KK last night. Good massage, good apartment, very beautiful + curvy body. Great attitude. I love providers with strong hands (basically not skinny chicks), and she delivered.

Any other therapists similar to her? Thanks.

TARA and Kk know each other and I think have a mutual respect though don't work together.