Massage Parlor Reports

[Frank Digitola]

A couple of weeks ago, I visited this establishment to see Kiko. I was able to see her and she gave me a good deep tissue. The damage was .60/.60.

So, I decided to visit her again. I called ahead to book an appointment. Kiko was the one that answered my call. I was even told to come sooner through text. I get there and she opens the door. She proceeds to introduce Jenny to me. She informs me that Jenny will be taking care of me. WTF! I should of left but I didn't.

Jenny's deep tissue doesn't compare to Kiko's deep tissue. She killed my flag pole when she asked for the tip before the basic nova. In addition, she used too much oil. I discovered that I can pop at half-mast. Damage was .60/.40.

While I was leaving, Kiko says "long time, no see". I directly told her that I called ahead. She ignored what I told her. No apologies at all.

I'm done with that place.

That's really weird brah. It sucks that happened. I've been back twice since my first report on her, including Friday. I saw her both times without issue. My experience was really really different so maybe she's a YMMV provider.

I actually went and saw her last week and she gave me an even better massage than she did on the first visit. This go round she climbed onto the table and after doing the initial pushes she did some body stretching with me. She then gave me some deep tissue action and even that was better than the first time. Then the flip happened. This might be TMI, but I think we're all past that now. My ears and directly behind my ears are stupid sensitive and if a chick touches me there I'm toast. Really toast. It's a problem. Like, if I were an EMT and my crew was tasked with removing a 500 lb woman from her home to take her to the fat clinic, if sawdust from the removal of the side of her house caused her to sneeze behind my ear as I was placing the helicopter harness around her, I would be full mast and ready to put on some Sam Smith and are&B stroke her to her fitness goals. Semi serious, but I digress.

Kiko massages your ears and behind your ears on the flip. When she did it on my first visit I was pudding. On this second visit she flipped me, looked me deep in the eyes, and with a smile says "I remember what you like" as she pulls out her teddies and grabs me by the ear lobes. I'm now harder than a roll of Sacagawea dollar coins dipped in water and thrown into a deep freezer. She novas me and I pop so violently that I hit my own neck. And that's not a Frankie joke. I'm being literal. I get dressed and I'm starting to feel vegetative like I did after Mamasan Tia at CC was finished with me. I head out and hand Kiko 6 and she hands me a can of ice cold Chinese Coconut Milk. I ask what it is. She tells me, and says "you need to try this. You popped hard and popped a lot. " She's giggling. I full on belly laugh. Not because of what she said, but because after she told me what she gave me I immediately thought of the "He need some milk!" meme and, well, I'm a degenerate.

I went again Friday after work and it got kicked up another notch. She did everything she did on visit 2, but then she did some knee crawling all over me and a few extra stretches. She flipped me and the teddies were already free and another majestic pop was had.

I say all that not to minimize your aggravation, because I surely would've been irritated if I were you. But maybe this inconvenience could be referenced via a future text appointment and you can get "Level 4 Performance Kiko" on your second meeting with her. I for one can't wait to see what Kiko vs Frankie IV is going to be like.

Frankie.

[NyHornet]

Tried to reach Lucy on Javier rd Fairfax, phone is turned off for two days. Anybody any intel?

When I saw her 2-3 weeks ago she said she would soon be leaving for China for a month, but I thought she said another lady would fill in while she was gone.

[DickSetUp]

Return on the 25th June. In the past, this could be fluid.

Very appreciate the info .

[Kijimuna]

Tried to reach Lucy on Javier rd Fairfax, phone is turned off for two days. Anybody any intel?

It's been over a week.

[Idk85]

A couple of weeks ago, I visited this establishment to see Kiko. I was able to see her and she gave me a good deep tissue. The damage was .60/.60.

So, I decided to visit her again. I called ahead to book an appointment. Kiko was the one that answered my call. I was even told to come sooner through text. I get there and she opens the door. She proceeds to introduce Jenny to me. She informs me that Jenny will be taking care of me. WTF! I should of left but I didn't.

Jenny's deep tissue doesn't compare to Kiko's deep tissue. She killed my flag pole when she asked for the tip before the basic nova. In addition, she used too much oil. I discovered that I can pop at half-mast. Damage was .60/.40.

While I was leaving, Kiko says "long time, no see". I directly told her that I called ahead. She ignored what I told her. No apologies at all.

I'm done with that place.

[DoctorDoctor]

Tried to reach Lucy on Javier rd Fairfax, phone is turned off for two days. Anybody any intel?

Return on the 25th June. In the past, this could be fluid.

[TopSpinner]

I'm glad you had a good visit. I may have to try her at some point. FYI, if Leah is part of KK's crew then don't expect any extras.

Leah is not one of KK's crew, but another FOKK (friend of KK); they will swap referrals depending on availability. Leah provides a good professional massage, good conversation. She is fun and worth a try.

[DickSetUp]

Tried to reach Lucy on Javier rd Fairfax, phone is turned off for two days. Anybody any intel?

[Backrub321]

My initial impressions upon leaving was that it was a legitimately good massage and she did not short change on time (in fact she might gone over by 5 minutes or so) but the sudden change in attitude when negotiations started (there was a bit more than I covered above but there was back-and-forth and definite shifts in reception on her end) just made me not want to try this place again.

That said the total damage was. 6 for the hour and. 4 for the tip. Not too bad, right?

Price-wise, that's satisfactory for the low end. If I want to get off cheap (pardon the pun), I can hit my local CAMP near the Occoquan (still. 6 for the hour) and make it out at $. I know going in that there's no table shower, but I won't have to try to strike a deal because the furthest they'll go is OTC roaming and maybe some nursing. For that I'll add another Jackson.

[OrZammar]

I just visited a provider that was excellent. I asked how I could do a review and she asked me to add it to USAsexGUIDE. However, I'm not sure what to do. I'm sorry.

Her onebackpage.com heading is "Best prostate / LIMGAMbodywork asian" and the first name is CINDY (reading the posting guidelines I think it is OK to give this information.).

She is NOT a raving beauty on the outside nor thin to average; however, not quite a BBW. She is nice and her price is more than fair. She is a kind person so you will be very comfortable.

Important: She has skills and let her use them.

Her BBBJ was awesome and continues until you first start to CIM. I have never been drained so much. If you're polite I'm sure you can work out a deal then I'm sure you can do the CIM thing if you want.

What was the damage?

[Habogad]

Decided to check out one of the two spots in Mosby Towers. I settled on Diamond.

It's on the second floor of an apt building that has businesses on the bottom floor. But make no mistake this place is an apartment unit that they're running the business out of.

Anyways the door is reasonably close the elevators once you get off. They have a doorbell set up on their door for you to ring. In the meantime you're just chilling out in the hallway while you wait.

I was greeted by a pleasant looking Chinese lady (if I had to guess with the Asian curve I'd say mid-to-late 40's possibly 50's) named Jenny.

Okay so generally speaking there's going to be a language barrier but I've been around enough times to make passable conversation in both tongues. Let me just say Jenny is NOT going to be able to hold up her end of the conversation if you don't speak Chinese.

Anyways the usual she asks how long and I say an hour (cause I want a shower as well). And at first I thought she was saying "no time. " And I was like "whaaaat? No time for a shower even WITH an hour?" But turns out she was saying "no TABLE. " Okay, makes sense, this is an apartment unit after all. So it's literally just their bathroom with some generic bodywash. And it's self-serve. That's fine. I wash up and head back in.

Now the massage was good. Not the greatest but it definitely hit spots and she was very thorough. I think the fact that she used a lot of oil helped. Hell, I almost faded off to sleep it was gentle and firm enough. This goes on for I'm pretty sure a solid hour.

Then comes the flip and some more massaging. She was genuinely doing a good job massaging and given the hour was only. 6 I thought, maybe this is just a homegrown legit op. ("B-But I've read reports from others".

Eventually she broaches the question of extras. I say, "yes". She asks "how much?" to which I reply, "what's available?" She says just HE. I ask about being able to see anything else or feel around and she was quick to say "no. " I ask again, "nothing at all?" just to confirm and she's pretty adamant about it.

Okay that's fine. Some folk don't do that. With that in mind I pitch the usual going rate for a very basic package of. 4 and she gives me a bit of a look and says "you can do more than that. " to which I retort "so could you. " So I try to negotiate a little more but nothing doing.

So we just settle on the base level and that's that. A bit of a crestfallen and unethusiastic effort from her and we're done.

She cleans up and leaves the room while I get my stuff together and she's out front waiting with a paper cup with water in it.

My initial impressions upon leaving was that it was a legitimately good massage and she did not short change on time (in fact she might gone over by 5 minutes or so) but the sudden change in attitude when negotiations started (there was a bit more than I covered above but there was back-and-forth and definite shifts in reception on her end) just made me not want to try this place again.

That said the total damage was. 6 for the hour and. 4 for the tip. Not too bad, right?

[Budentist]

Scheduled an evening session with Natalie. She is super tan and looks like she got some nude sunbathing in on her vacation. Friendly and nice but wouldn't take off the bottoms despite tip offer and also is getting slightly chubby. If you like them fresh and tight the window may be closing on this one as I've noticed her going from slim to thick in the last few months I've been seeing her. This was likely the last time I'll see her despite being a semi regular.

Daytime sesh with Courtney was pretty hot. Dark skinned spinner maybe viet or Thai? She was enthusiastic and slid all around everywhere completely nude. Was afraid it might just slide in but she's got good technique. Also lfk friendly. No mention of any up charges. Enjoy.

[Ashoka]

Tried 11 out and I won't be back. I have a couple redline indicators that I won't tolerate. First is bait-and-switch. Second is shorting my time. Both occurred tonight. Called and asked for an appointment with Jackie, hoping for a good massage and a full menu. A long-ass drive for me, and when I got there Jackie greeted me, took my 80 for the hour, and sent in Bobbie who was tall, somewhat younger and in a very slinky dress. I asked for Jackie and it all went downhill from here. She tried to play it off but I told her I had made an appointment. Finally I just asked for my money back. Jackie returned and finally agreed to do massage.

Nice if quick table shower and decent massage with a quick back walk, good teasing, at end she pulled her shirt and skirt up, started great HJ. I asked about FS and got a hard no. BJ? No. I convinced her to do a slip and slide which finished me off. She went to get me a bottle of water. I dressed and we had just passed 30 min. I gave her 40, she protested, I pointed out I had paid for an hour, she claimed she was going to do more massage after getting me water, despite the bottle of water being the universal sign for GTFO, you're done. I laughed and told her she could take the extra 20 out of the hour I paid for. She said she would remember me, I said I would remember her, and escaped into the night.

This might not be a negative experience for others- both girls were nice and polite the whole time, Jackie was pleasant even at the end, and Bobbie looked like a hot time. They both thought I was crazy because I didn't want the younger girl. But I'm looking for good massage too and the hot ones don't necessarily do that. I just really don't like the casual take what we give you attitude that comes with switching girls and shorting time. I know this is the type of report that can attract white knights, so I'll just say I could see her being a nice time earlier in the day and maybe for the half hour. Also- maybe I didn't get Jackie? From other reports I thought she was green light for FS but this one wasn't. Thin, older, fake breasts. Was that her or did I get the double bait and switch? Either way, I'm skipping 11 going forward.

[Tom McAn]

I had some free time on a weekend, what a rarity! I set my sights on a couple of the Thai indys and gave them too short of a notice (as in "are you available now? - Fern, not avail. KK, not avail. KK suggested that I "see Leah", provides the address and off I go. Easy location, lots of parking.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8028742.html

Behind the door is Leah, a short, very cute, friendly, fun Chinese woman. In shape, perky bees, flat ass (sigh), cute face. I would guess that she is about mid to late 30's, give or take the Asian age curve. The pictures are her, but really not the best angle or lighting, or she's not very photogenic? She definitely needs a better photographer. She looks better in person. She spoke perfect English, like she had been here her entire life. We chatted, she rubbed. It was a light massage, I didn't ask her to go deep. I went with it as it felt good, we had good rapport, and it was relaxing. As the massage went on the teasing began. She gave a solid teasefest. On the flip, she got as comfortable as me and I enjoyed a long ending. No extras, but a hint of maybe more in the future? I'm always the skeptic and have played the "next time" game too many times before. But, maybe?

I typically request for a deeper, sports massage to get some relief from my aching muscles. I thought I would be disappointed with a lighter massage, but, strangely, I really liked it. I'd visit Leah again. Like I said, she was fun, chatty, funny, we seemed to click. I'd recommend.

I'm glad you had a good visit. I may have to try her at some point. FYI, if Leah is part of KK's crew then don't expect any extras.

[ZzzBoy14]

I had a blast with KK last night. Good massage, good apartment, very beautiful + curvy body. Great attitude. I love providers with strong hands (basically not skinny chicks), and she delivered.

Any other therapists similar to her? Thanks.