Massage Parlor Reports

[Ashoka]

Tried 11 out and I won't be back. I have a couple redline indicators that I won't tolerate. First is bait-and-switch. Second is shorting my time. Both occurred tonight. Called and asked for an appointment with Jackie, hoping for a good massage and a full menu. A long-ass drive for me, and when I got there Jackie greeted me, took my 80 for the hour, and sent in Bobbie who was tall, somewhat younger and in a very slinky dress. I asked for Jackie and it all went downhill from here. She tried to play it off but I told her I had made an appointment. Finally I just asked for my money back. Jackie returned and finally agreed to do massage.

Nice if quick table shower and decent massage with a quick back walk, good teasing, at end she pulled her shirt and skirt up, started great HJ. I asked about FS and got a hard no. BJ? No. I convinced her to do a slip and slide which finished me off. She went to get me a bottle of water. I dressed and we had just passed 30 min. I gave her 40, she protested, I pointed out I had paid for an hour, she claimed she was going to do more massage after getting me water, despite the bottle of water being the universal sign for GTFO, you're done. I laughed and told her she could take the extra 20 out of the hour I paid for. She said she would remember me, I said I would remember her, and escaped into the night.

This might not be a negative experience for others- both girls were nice and polite the whole time, Jackie was pleasant even at the end, and Bobbie looked like a hot time. They both thought I was crazy because I didn't want the younger girl. But I'm looking for good massage too and the hot ones don't necessarily do that. I just really don't like the casual take what we give you attitude that comes with switching girls and shorting time. I know this is the type of report that can attract white knights, so I'll just say I could see her being a nice time earlier in the day and maybe for the half hour. Also- maybe I didn't get Jackie? From other reports I thought she was green light for FS but this one wasn't. Thin, older, fake breasts. Was that her or did I get the double bait and switch? Either way, I'm skipping 11 going forward.

[Tom McAn]

I had some free time on a weekend, what a rarity! I set my sights on a couple of the Thai indys and gave them too short of a notice (as in "are you available now? - Fern, not avail. KK, not avail. KK suggested that I "see Leah", provides the address and off I go. Easy location, lots of parking.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8028742.html

Behind the door is Leah, a short, very cute, friendly, fun Chinese woman. In shape, perky bees, flat ass (sigh), cute face. I would guess that she is about mid to late 30's, give or take the Asian age curve. The pictures are her, but really not the best angle or lighting, or she's not very photogenic? She definitely needs a better photographer. She looks better in person. She spoke perfect English, like she had been here her entire life. We chatted, she rubbed. It was a light massage, I didn't ask her to go deep. I went with it as it felt good, we had good rapport, and it was relaxing. As the massage went on the teasing began. She gave a solid teasefest. On the flip, she got as comfortable as me and I enjoyed a long ending. No extras, but a hint of maybe more in the future? I'm always the skeptic and have played the "next time" game too many times before. But, maybe?

I typically request for a deeper, sports massage to get some relief from my aching muscles. I thought I would be disappointed with a lighter massage, but, strangely, I really liked it. I'd visit Leah again. Like I said, she was fun, chatty, funny, we seemed to click. I'd recommend.

I'm glad you had a good visit. I may have to try her at some point. FYI, if Leah is part of KK's crew then don't expect any extras.

[ZzzBoy14]

I had a blast with KK last night. Good massage, good apartment, very beautiful + curvy body. Great attitude. I love providers with strong hands (basically not skinny chicks), and she delivered.

Any other therapists similar to her? Thanks.

[Lane Narrows]

Damn the luck. Enticed by the alluring photos, I called Becka last night for a first time visit to TOFTT. Unfortunately that was about an hour before the posts started popping up advising to avoid her. All you guys are right. The photos are not her, and it was nothing spectacular. She works out of a house in Triangle Quantico area. With the fog and light rain I was sure I was lost in Gretel's forest. The house is in the woods of an older, lightly residential area with hills, twists and turns. She met me at a side door and took me downstairs to her massage room. Also she had a bull dog in a kennel cage that added to my state of paranoia, but that was outside the massage room. She isn't bad looking but not the girl in the pics. Ass and face are her best features. She is Indian-American (India) and was dressed in a sari or whatever. I would guess she is late 30's. Incense burning and swami music or some kind of flute pipes for the vibe. I opted for the "$95.40 Minutes Body2 Body Mutual Touches" from the ad and gave her 100. Massage was not bad. About what I expected for an advert that was mostly about erotic BS. She did everything that was promised and the top came off easily enough. But she claimed to be on the rag and the fish taco was off limits. There was no rush, and after the teasing she was ready to give the standard NOVA. But I asked for a BBBJ and she said that would be 40 more. I paid (seemed to be below the market rate, so why not). She made it clear there would be no CIM. And there wasn't. She cleaned up the mess with paper towels. For the BBBJ, she wanted to use more hand than mouth, so that was a distraction, but I kept her doing it the way I wanted.

Overall, nothing that I would repeat. But no worse than the usual random attempts in NOVA. About like an Asian Crap Shoot, just replace all the Asian muzak, decor, smells and other nonsense with Indian nonsense. Total damage 140, plus the time lost in NOVA traffic jams both ways.

Actually, she is from Trinidad (or at least that is what she told me years ago when I TOFTT and saw her) and she has never once used a real picture for all the years I've been seeing her ads. As you noticed, additional upgrades are available.

[JustaNon75]

Hey Justin, just to be double clear, that is not her ass or face in the photos. The fake ass in the photo baited me to make the call, but her ass is not that great or it would probably be in the pic. But, by all means, give her a shot and throw us all a report. I am curious if she was really on the rag, or just made that excuse to keep it hidden. Also wondering if she would have done full service if it was a different time of the month. Happy Adventures.

The adventure of the game is why we're in it. One man's trash is another man's treasure. I'm on the quest to find my unicorn!

[JustaNon75]

I had some free time on a weekend, what a rarity! I set my sights on a couple of the Thai indys and gave them too short of a notice (as in "are you available now? - Fern, not avail. KK, not avail. KK suggested that I "see Leah", provides the address and off I go. Easy location, lots of parking.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/8028742.html

Behind the door is Leah, a short, very cute, friendly, fun Chinese woman. In shape, perky bees, flat ass (sigh), cute face. I would guess that she is about mid to late 30's, give or take the Asian age curve. The pictures are her, but really not the best angle or lighting, or she's not very photogenic? She definitely needs a better photographer. She looks better in person. She spoke perfect English, like she had been here her entire life. We chatted, she rubbed. It was a light massage, I didn't ask her to go deep. I went with it as it felt good, we had good rapport, and it was relaxing. As the massage went on the teasing began. She gave a solid teasefest. On the flip, she got as comfortable as me and I enjoyed a long ending. No extras, but a hint of maybe more in the future? I'm always the skeptic and have played the "next time" game too many times before. But, maybe?

I typically request for a deeper, sports massage to get some relief from my aching muscles. I thought I would be disappointed with a lighter massage, but, strangely, I really liked it. I'd visit Leah again. Like I said, she was fun, chatty, funny, we seemed to click. I'd recommend.

[CnjDevilish]

Hey Justin, just to be double clear, that is not her ass or face in the photos. The fake ass in the photo baited me to make the call, but her ass is not that great or it would probably be in the pic. But, by all means, give her a shot and throw us all a report. I am curious if she was really on the rag, or just made that excuse to keep it hidden. Also wondering if she would have done full service if it was a different time of the month. Happy Adventures.

You guys are awesome. Great to have this board as a resource. Appreciate the info on Becka!

[ThatGuy9883]

Late 20's? Maybe early 40's.

Thanks for the info.

[Gorbot]

Even with the continual semi-bad reviews I've been tempted over the years to give Becka a call. For some reason, in my head, I say to myself "she can't be that bad" (keep in mind I'm looking at the picture of her laying there with that ass). Blinded by the ass, the story of my life.

In your review I hone in on a key phrase "Ass and face are her best features" and she's Indian. I'm now intrigued as I've mainly stuck to the Asians (yes, I know that India is part of Asian, play along) and now I want to try a new flavor.

Thank you for the detailed review.

Justin.

Hey Justin, just to be double clear, that is not her ass or face in the photos. The fake ass in the photo baited me to make the call, but her ass is not that great or it would probably be in the pic. But, by all means, give her a shot and throw us all a report. I am curious if she was really on the rag, or just made that excuse to keep it hidden. Also wondering if she would have done full service if it was a different time of the month. Happy Adventures.

[Frank Digitola]

Even with the continual semi-bad reviews I've been tempted over the years to give Becka a call. For some reason, in my head, I say to myself "she can't be that bad" (keep in mind I'm looking at the picture of her laying there with that ass). Blinded by the ass, the story of my life.

In your review I hone in on a key phrase "Ass and face are her best features" and she's Indian. I'm now intrigued as I've mainly stuck to the Asians (yes, I know that India is part of Asian, play along) and now I want to try a new flavor.

Thank you for the detailed review.

Justin.

I'm not going to lie brah, I was thinking the same thing. I didn't see the ad until it was posted here, then saw the negative reports and just blew the whole thing off. Gorbot brah then posted his report and that was the only point when I was legit intrigued. All I saw was Indian chick and datass is phat. I've been seriously having a "Don't do it. You're about to play yourself Frankie. " discussion with myself.

[Titan Omega]

Titan; Is that the Bamboo in Springfield, or Woodbridge? Thanks for the report.

Springfield.

[JustaNon75]

Damn the luck. Enticed by the alluring photos, I called Becka last night for a first time visit to TOFTT. Unfortunately that was about an hour before the posts started popping up advising to avoid her. All you guys are right. The photos are not her, and it was nothing spectacular. She works out of a house in Triangle Quantico area. With the fog and light rain I was sure I was lost in Gretel's forest. The house is in the woods of an older, lightly residential area with hills, twists and turns. She met me at a side door and took me downstairs to her massage room. Also she had a bull dog in a kennel cage that added to my state of paranoia, but that was outside the massage room. She isn't bad looking but not the girl in the pics. Ass and face are her best features. She is Indian-American (India) and was dressed in a sari or whatever. I would guess she is late 30's. Incense burning and swami music or some kind of flute pipes for the vibe. I opted for the "$95.40 Minutes Body2 Body Mutual Touches" from the ad and gave her 100. Massage was not bad. About what I expected for an advert that was mostly about erotic BS. She did everything that was promised and the top came off easily enough. But she claimed to be on the rag and the fish taco was off limits. There was no rush, and after the teasing she was ready to give the standard NOVA. But I asked for a BBBJ and she said that would be 40 more. I paid (seemed to be below the market rate, so why not). She made it clear there would be no CIM. And there wasn't. She cleaned up the mess with paper towels. For the BBBJ, she wanted to use more hand than mouth, so that was a distraction, but I kept her doing it the way I wanted..

Even with the continual semi-bad reviews I've been tempted over the years to give Becka a call. For some reason, in my head, I say to myself "she can't be that bad" (keep in mind I'm looking at the picture of her laying there with that ass). Blinded by the ass, the story of my life.

In your review I hone in on a key phrase "Ass and face are her best features" and she's Indian. I'm now intrigued as I've mainly stuck to the Asians (yes, I know that India is part of Asian, play along) and now I want to try a new flavor.

Thank you for the detailed review.

Justin.

[Kijimuna]

There's K&J on Roger faraday. They have FS but it's going to cost you. Way above the NoVa market rate. If you can get Coco it might be worth it. Hot late 20's Korean with DDs. At the very least she'll charge you $180 for FS on top of the $80 house fee. Other than that I've heard on RM that some of the Herndon placesNew Sky, Herndon Therapy offer FS on second or third visit, but most of their providers are older than what you can find at K&J. They used to have euphoria in Herndon which was a great but expensive apartment based nuru studio but theyve been dark for at least 6 months. That's all I know. I rarely stay in Reston / Herndon when I have an itch.

Late 20's? Maybe early 40's.

[JamesonTyre]

Hey all new to posting here are there any spots in herndon or reston that provide FS?

Thanks.

There's K&J on Roger faraday. They have FS but it's going to cost you. Way above the NoVa market rate. If you can get Coco it might be worth it. Hot late 20's Korean with DDs. At the very least she'll charge you $180 for FS on top of the $80 house fee. Other than that I've heard on RM that some of the Herndon places—New Sky, Herndon Therapy— offer FS on second or third visit, but most of their providers are older than what you can find at K&J. They used to have euphoria in Herndon which was a great — but expensive apartment based nuru studio but theyve been dark for at least 6 months. That's all I know. I rarely stay in Reston / Herndon when I have an itch.

[Gorbot]

Anyone know anything about her? Looks hot, but can't find any reviews.

https://bodyrubshop.com/ads/95-95-bo...58806-16077176

https://onebackpage.com/personal-con...95-95_i6582708

Damn the luck. Enticed by the alluring photos, I called Becka last night for a first time visit to TOFTT. Unfortunately that was about an hour before the posts started popping up advising to avoid her. All you guys are right. The photos are not her, and it was nothing spectacular. She works out of a house in Triangle Quantico area. With the fog and light rain I was sure I was lost in Gretel's forest. The house is in the woods of an older, lightly residential area with hills, twists and turns. She met me at a side door and took me downstairs to her massage room. Also she had a bull dog in a kennel cage that added to my state of paranoia, but that was outside the massage room. She isn't bad looking but not the girl in the pics. Ass and face are her best features. She is Indian-American (India) and was dressed in a sari or whatever. I would guess she is late 30's. Incense burning and swami music or some kind of flute pipes for the vibe. I opted for the "$95.40 Minutes Body2 Body Mutual Touches" from the ad and gave her 100. Massage was not bad. About what I expected for an advert that was mostly about erotic BS. She did everything that was promised and the top came off easily enough. But she claimed to be on the rag and the fish taco was off limits. There was no rush, and after the teasing she was ready to give the standard NOVA. But I asked for a BBBJ and she said that would be 40 more. I paid (seemed to be below the market rate, so why not). She made it clear there would be no CIM. And there wasn't. She cleaned up the mess with paper towels. For the BBBJ, she wanted to use more hand than mouth, so that was a distraction, but I kept her doing it the way I wanted.

Overall, nothing that I would repeat. But no worse than the usual random attempts in NOVA. About like an Asian Crap Shoot, just replace all the Asian muzak, decor, smells and other nonsense with Indian nonsense. Total damage 140, plus the time lost in NOVA traffic jams both ways.