Massage Parlor Reports

[Biliator]

Take this FWIW, but I stopped in today for first time in many months. As I was leaving, I casually mentioned to the proprietor that I'd heard from a friend that the spa recently had been closed for a few days. She truly looked at me like I had 2 heads (kinda appropriate since the second one had just gotten a nice workout) and said, "are you crazy? Why would we close? How are we going to make any money if we close?" My take was they had not, after all, been shut down. But what do I know? Anyway, as I said, take it FWIW.

[ADAvet101]

Usually went west to Rockford for my massage visits. That's a dead horse now. Found this place Chicago Body Rubs. Website is chicagolandmassage.net. Says it has three locations for incalls, but setting up appointments is a mystery to me. All very convoluted, but that's beside the point. Is this place worth it. The girls look phenomenal, the services sound great, the price might be a bit steep, but that's the kicker. Anyone been to this place that can give some info. I'd like to know if this place is as advertised or to good to be true before I drop hard earned money there.

[UncleNutzy]

Longtime member, first time poster.

First let me thank you all for the great information provided on this and many of the other forums. I don't think I would have taken the plunge, if it was not for the education I recieved reading all the posts. Also let me add that this was not my first visit to a MP. I've been indulging for a bit more than 2 years, mainly local AMPs. I just haven't felt comfortable enough to post.

I recently visited Pacifico. I called about an hour before hand to setup an appointment. I tried once visiting once before by just walking in and was told no one was available. When I called I asked for an hour massage, however when I arrived I was told they only had time for hh. MT said her name was Rose. This surprised me as I had not seen that name here or in the RM reviews associated with Pacifico. She was a late 30's, early 40's Latina burnette with a big chest and big belly. As an older gentleman, I don't need some pretty young thing, but she was a 5 at best. The massage was nothing but spreading oil over my back and legs and then wiping it off with a dry towel. Most AMPs will at least use a hot moist towel. On the flip got asked what I wanted to which I indicated an standard HE. Once she started, I asked her to take her top off. She asked for. 8 and agreed to. 6. The finish was good, but just tissues for the cleanup; no towel, let alone a hot one. Damages were. 5 for hh plus. 6 for the extras, total $. 1. Very underwhelming, will not repeat.

PD.

Just a head's up, Pacifico was one of the places recently busted and shut down for a week for "remodeling" by LEO. There has been conversations about cameras being installed and long-term stings being set up. I believe Oki was the other place mentioned as well. Not saying you're in danger, more like a friendly mention to avoid. Be safe out there, why'all.

[Truthfu11]

This is kind of a request and review, does anyone know if Julie is still there?

She was always my favorite there, loves nipple play and never upcharges for it. Standard damage. Past few times I've been she wasn't there. I did get an older enthusiastic masseuse but I didn't catch her name.

And does anyone know where Coco from millipede went? I saw her about 6 mo ago. I stopped going since it was hit or miss. Sometimes she was just rushing to get it over, but the last time I saw her she kept pushing for me to get extras. I didn't bring enough for anything more than standard, but after a half assed massage, she insisted on getting on the table with me and started rubbing herself on me. I was confused at first since I was only expecting hand, but then after asking me if it was OK, she pulled aside her panties and rode me until I came inside of her. I was trying not to cum inside, let her know it was coming, but she wouldn't get off. Strangest thing after, she grabbed leftover cum off my dick and stuffed it into herself. Wild. I never go to these places expecting FS, so that was interesting. Didn't go back bc I'm paranoid about catching stuff. I think that was a one time thing since the other times I saw her, I got very lazy massages.

Ovulating time and a desire to get pregnant? Sounds like she wanted your cum to stay inside her. Maybe a baby Yona in the oven now?

[PenDog]

There have literally been hundreds of reviews pretty standard fare older MT's L1 or L2 depending on MT but you will leave 😃.

I agree with Captain. Been to New Hope a few times. Nice (I. E. Big) table shower, half way decent massage by older MTs, always left happy. . 6 for hh plus standard tip. 4 for L1.

[PenDog]

I have seen Rose before. She is new to that spa but has been reviewed before. Sounds like you got the hung over Rose. Cause when I saw her a year ago, she was one of my go to providers. Fake tits and ass. She might have gained weight a little but she has a full menu and is most of the time super into it. She is a party girl, so I can't say I have not ran into what you ran into with her, but I think you might want to try again with her in the near future. Thank you for the review.

OngBak,

Thanks for the feedback. I think if I went in anticipating a hh with a weak back rub, my perspective might have been slightly different. Rose did have a good attitude and gave me the impression more was on offer (which I apprecited given it was my first time there, even if I didn't take her up on it). Perhaps I will give it another try and go in with different expectations.

PD.

[Walker333]

This is kind of a request and review, does anyone know if Julie is still there?

She was always my favorite there, loves nipple play and never upcharges for it. Standard damage. Past few times I've been she wasn't there. I did get an older enthusiastic masseuse but I didn't catch her name.

And does anyone know where Coco from millipede went? I saw her about 6 mo ago. I stopped going since it was hit or miss. Sometimes she was just rushing to get it over, but the last time I saw her she kept pushing for me to get extras. I didn't bring enough for anything more than standard, but after a half assed massage, she insisted on getting on the table with me and started rubbing herself on me. I was confused at first since I was only expecting hand, but then after asking me if it was OK, she pulled aside her panties and rode me until I came inside of her. I was trying not to cum inside, let her know it was coming, but she wouldn't get off. Strangest thing after, she grabbed leftover cum off my dick and stuffed it into herself. Wild. I never go to these places expecting FS, so that was interesting. Didn't go back bc I'm paranoid about catching stuff. I think that was a one time thing since the other times I saw her, I got very lazy massages.

Mts are women, with their desires and emotions and sometimes, seldom, great, unexpected surprises happen. Every one who does mongering long enough have some stories to share.

[Vern2020]

If you've read some of the recent comments, I would be a little cautious of going. By all means, still have fun but just be careful. A previous post mentioned how Oki was recently closed for a week, which made some users think that they were preparing a sting of some sort.

I went today and had no issues, for what it's worth.

[Yonalusta]

This is kind of a request and review, does anyone know if Julie is still there?

She was always my favorite there, loves nipple play and never upcharges for it. Standard damage. Past few times I've been she wasn't there. I did get an older enthusiastic masseuse but I didn't catch her name.

And does anyone know where Coco from millipede went? I saw her about 6 mo ago. I stopped going since it was hit or miss. Sometimes she was just rushing to get it over, but the last time I saw her she kept pushing for me to get extras. I didn't bring enough for anything more than standard, but after a half assed massage, she insisted on getting on the table with me and started rubbing herself on me. I was confused at first since I was only expecting hand, but then after asking me if it was OK, she pulled aside her panties and rode me until I came inside of her. I was trying not to cum inside, let her know it was coming, but she wouldn't get off. Strangest thing after, she grabbed leftover cum off my dick and stuffed it into herself. Wild. I never go to these places expecting FS, so that was interesting. Didn't go back bc I'm paranoid about catching stuff. I think that was a one time thing since the other times I saw her, I got very lazy massages.

[MickSwagger]

Any reviews on sun or heavenly over there on barrington road.

[Brail]

Will be in Chicago Wednesday. Any update on the talent at OKI would be appreciated.

If you've read some of the recent comments, I would be a little cautious of going. By all means, still have fun but just be careful. A previous post mentioned how Oki was recently closed for a week, which made some users think that they were preparing a sting of some sort.

[OngBak15]

Longtime member, first time poster.

First let me thank you all for the great information provided on this and many of the other forums. I don't think I would have taken the plunge, if it was not for the education I recieved reading all the posts. Also let me add that this was not my first visit to a MP. I've been indulging for a bit more than 2 years, mainly local AMPs. I just haven't felt comfortable enough to post.

I recently visited Pacifico. I called about an hour before hand to setup an appointment. I tried once visiting once before by just walking in and was told no one was available. When I called I asked for an hour massage, however when I arrived I was told they only had time for hh. MT said her name was Rose. This surprised me as I had not seen that name here or in the RM reviews associated with Pacifico. She was a late 30's, early 40's Latina burnette with a big chest and big belly. As an older gentleman, I don't need some pretty young thing, but she was a 5 at best. The massage was nothing but spreading oil over my back and legs and then wiping it off with a dry towel. Most AMPs will at least use a hot moist towel. On the flip got asked what I wanted to which I indicated an standard HE. Once she started, I asked her to take her top off. She asked for. 8 and agreed to. 6. The finish was good, but just tissues for the cleanup; no towel, let alone a hot one. Damages were. 5 for hh plus. 6 for the extras, total $. 1. Very underwhelming, will not repeat.

PD.

I have seen Rose before. She is new to that spa but has been reviewed before. Sounds like you got the hung over Rose. Cause when I saw her a year ago, she was one of my go to providers. Fake tits and ass. She might have gained weight a little but she has a full menu and is most of the time super into it. She is a party girl, so I can't say I have not ran into what you ran into with her, but I think you might want to try again with her in the near future. Thank you for the review.

[MarkLipper]

Will be in Chicago Wednesday. Any update on the talent at OKI would be appreciated.

[RaccoonJoe]

Maybe the masseuse called LEO as you didn't tip? JK.

It's possible that LEO was collecting your license plate number and had to make a u-turn as your car didn't have one on the front?

After FL-Kraft, I'm becoming paranoid about this hobby.

Was down in the south loop 8 days ago so decided to try SXL out for size. I was crunched for time and it was 1st time so decided for the hh. I did not call ahead for Emily or juju just took 1st available for whom I got no name (almost no talking). It was around 11:00 am I luckily got a parking spot right in front of the place. When the towel came out I was on the fence. Come to find out. Nada. Weak massage to boot. Then she has the gall to ask for a tip. I have had plenty of luck pretty much anywhere I go but that Sunday was not to be.

So now it's time to leave. Walk out, get in car, fire it up and lo and behold he comes LEO headed NB on mich ave slowly and pulls a you immediately and pulls up behind me. I have no front plate on my car because frankly the type of car I drive is worth way more than devaluing it with a front plate and the ticket I would get is worth getting but its annoying none the less. So I am thinking ok great here we go with another hundo to the city and I start to pull out and LEO stays right there and appeared to be heading into the spa. Can't say for sure because at that point I just wanted to GTF out of dodge but the whole thing was quite uneasy. W / lightfoot in the mix I would not be surprised to see a steep decline on hobby locations.

Be safe out there everyone.

Cmd.

[ConfuciusMan]

So what happened? Did he ask you to get out? Did he go inside spa? You made it sound like they were getting busted. So what happened??

Was down in the south loop 8 days ago so decided to try SXL out for size. I was crunched for time and it was 1st time so decided for the hh. I did not call ahead for Emily or juju just took 1st available for whom I got no name (almost no talking). It was around 11:00 am I luckily got a parking spot right in front of the place. When the towel came out I was on the fence. Come to find out. Nada. Weak massage to boot. Then she has the gall to ask for a tip. I have had plenty of luck pretty much anywhere I go but that Sunday was not to be.

So now it's time to leave. Walk out, get in car, fire it up and lo and behold he comes LEO headed NB on mich ave slowly and pulls a you immediately and pulls up behind me. I have no front plate on my car because frankly the type of car I drive is worth way more than devaluing it with a front plate and the ticket I would get is worth getting but its annoying none the less..