Massage Parlor Reports

**BigCoolie** · 06-20-19 19:25

BHC is definitely closed. I wish that I knew where the new establishment is located, but MC is dry.

Originally Posted by TBone123 [View Original Post]

Longtime lurker and future contributor now that my go to spot has closed down. Anyone know if Bethesda Therapeutic is still running or are they taking it easy?

I'll write a post mortem about BHC and my dreams. I saw 2 ladies who both gave great massages. One was older who went by the name Tanya maybe? She was great with lots of teasing and mutual touching. HE was great. Mary on the other hand was also great but a lot less teasing and no touching.

**JRavensLoot** · 06-11-19 16:08

Originally Posted by GornyHuy [View Original Post]

Recently saw some very suggestive ads showing up in some of the other sites for Zen Garden Day Spa in Germantown. Reminded me of the old CL and BP ads that were not attempting to be therapeutic at all. Decided to TWFTT and check it out.

Unfortunately, there was no indication of any extras here at all. Maybe with the right masseuse or something, but I got no vibes in that direction whatsoever.

On the plus side, she was tall and thin and young-ish looking, had very strong hands and good deep tissue technique. Almost too strong at time, which I like.

Also on the plus side, she didn't react badly when I did the no drape thing when she first walked in, and then she was very relaxed with draping.

BUT. Nothing even a little bit flirty, avoided body contact, no chit chat, didn't respond to 'accidental' touch at all, etc.

And for the record, I'm usually pretty successful if there is a chance at all. In pretty good shape and have certain characteristics that disarms any suspicions.

So. Sorry, either I got the very straight laced gal, or this place isn't selling what it is advertising.

Had the exact same experience, one guy said he got lucky there but so far I've been twice and had practically the same experience.

**ChipsAhoy 1** · 06-06-19 18:01

Stopped by during lunch and heard Jenny was now working there. She was at Lan Foot Spa but moved.

The beautiful ladies at the reception desk were top notch and took me back to a nice room but small.

Jenny welcomed me and was glad I found her there. She did not disappoint.

Any others I should request there?

**TBone 123** · 06-05-19 19:38

Longtime lurker and future contributor now that my go to spot has closed down. Anyone know if Bethesda Therapeutic is still running or are they taking it easy?

I'll write a post mortem about BHC and my dreams. I saw 2 ladies who both gave great massages. One was older who went by the name Tanya maybe? She was great with lots of teasing and mutual touching. HE was great. Mary on the other hand was also great but a lot less teasing and no touching.

**SuperJimmyC** · 06-03-19 10:30

Great Advice!

IRRC within the last year or so a secret service person was questioned coming out of one of the hotels near Whiskey Bottom Rd in Laurel and he told the cops what he was doing and I guess he thought they would let him walk. But they didn't.

In my career I guess I could have been stopped and questioned. Coming from visits at hotels. At least 8 times. But it has never happened.

I know of one escort who told me she was approached by cops and they told her that they watched 5 different guys enter her room that day and she ought to leave the area or she was going to get busted. She now operates in another part of the DMV.

If I'm ever stopped I have absolutely nothing to say.

Happy Mongering!!

SJ.

Originally Posted by NotMe00 [View Original Post]

I think it might be a good time to remind everyone that if you don't admit to a crime, they'll be unable to charge you, unable to arrest you, etc. Stops like this 99.99999% of the time the cops have nothing, zero evidence, until you give it to them.

If you're stopped and asked what you did in a place, you got a massage. That's completely true and also not a crime. If they keep pressing you, say you're uncomfortable with their line of questioning and want to consult a lawyer. That will end it immediately.

Never ever do what the guy in the article did. Don't lie to the police (that's a crime too, obstruction). Say you got a massage, demand a lawyer. You will walk. If everyone did this 100% of the time, no one would ever get busted.

**Tom McAn** · 06-03-19 10:01

Originally Posted by JT5383 [View Original Post]

Looks like some more LE activity in MoCo.

https://www.localdvm.com/news/i-270/...cpd/2043944782

The crackdown on the hobby continues in Montgomery County many years after it started. That's crazy. It isn't as if Montgomery County police have a shortage of other crimes to investigate. And hobbying shouldn't even be a crime in the first place.

Also, I couldn't help but notice the police state tactics that were used to gather evidence. Hopefully a judge will throw out that evidence following the recent rulings in the Robert Kraft case down in Florida.

**NotMe00** · 06-03-19 07:50

Originally Posted by JT5383 [View Original Post]

Looks like some more LE activity in MoCo.

https://www.localdvm.com/news/i-270/...cpd/2043944782

I think it might be a good time to remind everyone that if you don't admit to a crime, they'll be unable to charge you, unable to arrest you, etc. Stops like this 99.99999% of the time the cops have nothing, zero evidence, until you give it to them.

If you're stopped and asked what you did in a place, you got a massage. That's completely true and also not a crime. If they keep pressing you, say you're uncomfortable with their line of questioning and want to consult a lawyer. That will end it immediately.

Never ever do what the guy in the article did. Don't lie to the police (that's a crime too, obstruction). Say you got a massage, demand a lawyer. You will walk. If everyone did this 100% of the time, no one would ever get busted.

**JT5383** · 06-02-19 19:54

Looks like some more LE activity in MoCo.

https://www.localdvm.com/news/i-270/...cpd/2043944782

**Tom McAn** · 06-01-19 11:53

Originally Posted by LoadedMale [View Original Post]

I have spent the last couple weeks trying to recover Numbers from the "old days" and the "new". Before the major renovations to our beloved adventures, there were a few exciting places to park our weary minds and bodies for an hour. Now we have become more discreet and almost laughable. There were older ladies of many colors, and ages and physical shapes. I miss those. Now there are more quiet women. No one wants to be hooked up with traffic problems hence I look for older women who are more promiscuous and "quiet". HELP. LOL.

Montgomery County was a great place to monger in the late 1990's and early 2000's until the big crackdown began under a former county executive who later ran unsuccessfully for higher office. Since then there hasn't been a whole lot of action. If you're looking for older providers, there's Johana (sp?) and Michelle, who are Latinas, and Luba, a Ukrainian. However, Luba's service menu is quite limited. There should be information in the forum on all three.

**Loaded Male** · 06-01-19 10:34

I have spent the last couple weeks trying to recover Numbers from the "old days" and the "new". Before the major renovations to our beloved adventures, there were a few exciting places to park our weary minds and bodies for an hour. Now we have become more discreet and almost laughable. There were older ladies of many colors, and ages and physical shapes. I miss those. Now there are more quiet women. No one wants to be hooked up with traffic problems hence I look for older women who are more promiscuous and "quiet". HELP. LOL.

**Jf Faster** · 06-01-19 09:39

Originally Posted by BoMcC [View Original Post]

A guy with one post, who's claims are refuted by two people. I've been to DD enough and have been unsubtle enough to know that it's legit only, unless they Tina & co. Just don't like me for some reason.

Maybe someone else has better luck. If I hear from more than one brand new source, maybe I'll rethink my visiting there if I'm not getting all that's on offer.

Legit only, but really good massage.

**BoMcC** · 05-31-19 23:30

Originally Posted by GornyHuy [View Original Post]

There is another post right on this page from a monger mentioning multiple recent successes at DD specifically.

A guy with one post, who's claims are refuted by two people. I've been to DD enough and have been unsubtle enough to know that it's legit only, unless they Tina & co. Just don't like me for some reason.

Maybe someone else has better luck. If I hear from more than one brand new source, maybe I'll rethink my visiting there if I'm not getting all that's on offer.

**Jokester1** · 05-31-19 14:49

Originally Posted by PootyLover [View Original Post]

You can't get anything but a massage at these places so I don't know how you can bust them. Moco police will find a way if they can. That craft thing scared me away from all spas. I don't have six billion dollars to defend myself.

Most of the employees probably don't have a Maryland massage practitioner license. That is illegal.

**ChipsAhoy 1** · 05-31-19 09:55

A fellow hobbyist let me know Jenny, who provides a wonderful service had left an establishment in Rockville and moved to another. To confirm this, I called her original spot and asked if she was working today and they said yes. I then called the new establishment and I asked if Jenny was working and she asked-New Jenny? So I am pretty sure her old place was planning a bait and switch. They do have others there but.

Chipsahoy.

**GornyHuy** · 05-29-19 20:00

Originally Posted by PootyLover [View Original Post]

You can't get anything but a massage at these places so I don't know how you can bust them. Moco police will find a way if they can. That craft thing scared me away from all spas. I don't have six billion dollars to defend myself.

There is another post right on this page from a monger mentioning multiple recent successes at DD specifically.