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[Tates1]

Bro, you really need to look into paragraphs and margins for writing such lengthy essays, The human eye can encompass a limited amount of text.

And there's an old saying " Brevity is the soul of wit".

It's not as if I can just go to a buddy and say, "Hey, do you mind proofreading this? It's a description of all of the illegal and ethically bankrupt shit I like to do. Let me know what you think. ".

If you're going to volunteer to peruse through my essays I'll be sure to send you a quick DM. In the mean time let's stay on topic and talk about the girls.

[Glenn Uknow]

I had a dream that I called up this girl Ingrid from an ad.

https://escortalligator.com.miami.li...568/sin/condon

Bro, you really need to look into paragraphs and margins for writing such lengthy essays, The human eye can encompass a limited amount of text.

And there's an old saying " Brevity is the soul of wit".

[Glenn Uknow]

I had a dream that I called up this girl Ingrid from an ad.

https://escortalligator.com.miami.li...568/sin/condon

Bro, you really need to look into paragraphs and margins for writing such lengthy essays, The human eye can encompass a limited amount of text.

[Superfluous77]

Hello!

I'm new to this forum and saw really very helpful posts here. I'm traveling to Miami in the last couple of weeks in June and was looking to get some whilst I'm there. I was searching and found this link. Can someone verify her or share a review, please. Thanks in advance!

https://bodyrubsinmiami.com

[Tates1]

I had a dream that I called up this girl Ingrid from an ad. She answered the phone and had an obvious latin accent. She texted me the address and off I went. When I get there it's not a home but rather a warehouse office park which was an immediate red flag but the little head was telling me to go on ahead because if not I was being gay. I ring the bell and this older woman answers the door and welcomes me inside. That put me at ease because I'm into older women, we go upstairs and they've converted the offices into makeshift bedrooms with a decent tempurpedic mattress on the floor. So far so good. I ask the woman if she's Ingrid from the ad and she says no, Ingrid is not available, Cindy is available. She asks if that's okay and I said it's fine and leaves the room. Mind you I wanted the girl from the ad because it stated that she does BBBJ and back door but maybe this Cindy will oblige? Cindy walks in and takes a good look at me and immediately looks like she wants to shoot herself. Normally I would've taken offense to that but I'm not a bad looking guy. I am well within my wheelhouse to have multiple gf and / or side chicks but I monger because I don't necessarily want the drama that comes with that. Sometimes I just need to get off and go home. So maybe Cindy is just having a bad day? Whatever, that's not my problem. Until it was. BTW she is drop dead gorgeous, flat stomach, decent fake tits, nice fat, fake ass and a cute face with long dyed blonde hair. Things look promising until she gets undressed and right from the start she's grabbing the condom. I asked her if she offered BBBJ like in the ad and she says no. I said fine, let's go with the CBJ and she begins with the most lackluster CBJ I've ever had. She was so bad at it that I couldn't get past a half-mast, if that. She also ended up creating an air bubble in the tip of the condom twice (2 condoms.) I finally ask her if she can just give me a HJ until I'm ready. Again as if I'm bothering her, she begins to use her hand. Finally I mustered up the mental images of the last girl that I fucked plus that of the late great Bea Arthur and got to about a ¾ stance. Not my finest presentation but it'll get the job done. I tell her that I'm ready and to go ahead and put on another condom. She tells me she's out of condoms and that she only had the two. I asked her to please go outside and ask her handler for more. She says that they're only allowed to have 2 and that getting another one would cost more. I asked her to buy another one then, what does a single condom cost, a dollar, if that? She flat out refused. She stood up and went to the little table that was there and seemed to reach for the baby oil, as if she was just going to finish me up with a HJ. I simply stood up and started to get dressed. She asked what I was doing and I replied I'm leaving. She didn't say a word and just stood there in awe. I don't think a lot of men if any have turned down poor ol' Cindy here. I was finishing tying my shoes she asked if I wanted to finish the HJ. I told her no honey, that's fine, if I wanted that I would've stayed home, I do a much better job. I said something along the lines of it's ok, you scammed me out of my money and I've learned my lesson, I'm never going to come here again. I seemed to have struck a nerve because she offered to give me my money back to which I replied no thank you. You scammed me out of that Benjamin and three Hamilton's fair and square. You obviously need it more than me, good afternoon. That was the end of the dream.

I know a lot of you would've been causing a ruckus to get the money back but honestly I go into every one of these situations with the mindset that I may not get what I paid for. It's a gamble and you need to be ready to just walk away because who knows what else or who else was lurking in that place. I don't know about the ret of you guys but I need to be lied to. I need to be kissed, and petted and made to feel like I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. That's what I'm really paying for. If you just want a hole to stick it in then Cindy is your girl. Nice looking girl you can jackhammer away until you're done with her. I had that GFE with the woman called the Housewife but she seems to be MIA, her number is disconnected. Happy hunting and stay safe.

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[GioMonguer]

Found it, seems to be starting but ok check it out.

www.4ulist.com

I don't like EROS and the other best page I found is www. Adultsearch. Com all the other kind of Sck.

Since backpage fall. No other page has got to that level by the way the worst one is bedpage.com only ads to place ads.

Share if you have any other sugestions.

[MRed1971]

Is Dolly Jewel worth it? Just wondering.

[PunkedLife]

Found this one on Tinder. Smokin hot little blonde. Perfect in so many ways,. Tanned, smooth, perfect looking kitty, beautiful green eyes and perfect smile. Excellent moaing during the dream. All business but great attitude. 1 hr, ridiculous price but needed the relief, got little hotel on 8st. 30 for 2 hrs. Clean place. Will be repeating for sure but with significant negotiating. Will definitely get photo on next visit. She actually asked me to take a few poses for her on her cell. Very cool chick, will text her to see if I can share digits. NOT CHEAP. But for me this time, worth the $.

Any link or a pic of tinder profile or something.

[GreekLord]

Anyone seen this chick?

http://miami.skipthegames.com/female...s/475788166723

[JuanPachanga]

I just got back from Miami but next time I go out there I want to check this girl out (Carolina) https://www.yesbackpage.de/75/posts/...ACE-REAL-.html . Any experience with this beauty? Any info much appreciated.

[LilStarter]

Typical 2 call system, Hotel off of Hollywood Blvd & 95. Room was messy but really cool chick. She is pretty much open to anything you ask.
You remember her number
https://miami.adlist24.com/escorts/a250024

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5b5b289c9efb4

You remember her number. I used to see her.

[ViagraMonger]

This would be a real interesting if you can maybe share pictures from her tinder?

Found this one on Tinder. Smokin hot little blonde. Perfect in so many ways,. Tanned, smooth, perfect looking kitty, beautiful green eyes and perfect smile. Excellent moaing during the dream. All business but great attitude. 1 hr, ridiculous price but needed the relief, got little hotel on 8st. 30 for 2 hrs. Clean place. Will be repeating for sure but with significant negotiating. Will definitely get photo on next visit. She actually asked me to take a few poses for her on her cell. Very cool chick, will text her to see if I can share digits. NOT CHEAP. But for me this time, worth the $.

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[Talltex]

Found this one on Tinder. Smokin hot little blonde. Perfect in so many ways,. Tanned, smooth, perfect looking kitty, beautiful green eyes and perfect smile. Excellent moaing during the dream. All business but great attitude. 1 hr, ridiculous price but needed the relief, got little hotel on 8st. 30 for 2 hrs. Clean place. Will be repeating for sure but with significant negotiating. Will definitely get photo on next visit. She actually asked me to take a few poses for her on her cell. Very cool chick, will text her to see if I can share digits. NOT CHEAP. But for me this time, worth the $.

[Gringo2123]

They are looking for mentally challenged individuals who will cash app / venmo, money to set up a date. A fool and their money are soon parted

Guys, is it me or am I seeing a lot of fake ads in Babylon / Alligator ect? Like, they don't leave a phone number, only an email.

Has anyone noticed this? Below is an example.

https://max80.com.miami.listcrawler.com/post/33057392/

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[HeldonSwane]

Looks: 5/10.

Action: 7/10.

Feel: 7/10.

Damage: . 6.

Naptime: hh.

She didn't look much like the photos, surprise, but it was a decent experience. Nice personality, easy to talk to.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7868429059

Nothing too crazy -- bbfscip.