Escort Reports

**PleasePal** · 06-09-19 09:37

http://lansing.skipthegames.com/fema...s/949104274327

Texted and arranged to meet at a and US 27 (don't tell) motel. Arrived on time to get room number. Kept texting with no response.

Finally, left. Got a couple miles away and then got a return call. Decided to return.

Messy room. Booze bottle. She needed a shower. Missing a tooth. That was hard to ignore.

On the plus side, she was like the pics (accurately chubby) and a blonde with matching carpet.

After pleasing her orally—and she then had her head in my lap, I asked for a 69. She said she didn't do that. The WTF factor, above mentioned annoyances, and her having the skills and energy of a sock monkey, I failed to launch.

When I left, a black fellow was sitting right outside the window.

Note: This was last summer.

**PleasePal** · 06-09-19 00:32

https://skipthegames.com/img/006/TMj...Q2MDA1NDQ5.jpg

I seem to remember conflicting reports of this provider. Worth seeing?

**BoyBear** · 06-04-19 22:54

Originally Posted by PleasePal [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/img/001/129...OTgzOTk4NA.jpg

Won't return to this provider. MUCH bigger than her photos imply. More like "Jaba The Pizza Hut. " Probably has her own zip code.

Was showered. Had a "roommate" in the next room with an oxygen hose (Messy / unclean room / bed.

Allows but said she doesn't like DATY--a turn-off for me. (Hard to find anything under sagging fat rolls, anyway.) Lame massage "skills."

When a nothing-special HJ was finished (well under a paid hour), it was time to go. Like "now."

I cringe at the memory.

Pal, Hate to find humor in your misfortune but I was grinning as I read. Pretty sure we all have swallowed pond scum while in this hobby. Maybe we should start a "worse dates" thread as therapy for monger health. Boybear.

**Selnik** · 06-04-19 16:05

Got to spend 30 minutes with her on the west side of Lansing. Pictures are accurate. She bills herself as a small BBW. Is tall, a little bit thick with a tummy but in no way is she a typical BBW. Nice tatas good demeanor full time given. No kissing and everything covered; DATY FIV welcome. 100 hh 150 h. Massage was okay but mainly a warm up; so don't have high hopes for that. If it weren't for the CBJ I would probably return.

http://lansing.skipthegames.com/fema...e/541193311792

**PleasePal** · 06-03-19 13:27

https://skipthegames.com/img/001/129...OTgzOTk4NA.jpg

Won't return to this provider. MUCH bigger than her photos imply. More like "Jaba The Pizza Hut. " Probably has her own zip code.

Was showered. Had a "roommate" in the next room with an oxygen hose (Messy / unclean room / bed.

Allows but said she doesn't like DATY--a turn-off for me. (Hard to find anything under sagging fat rolls, anyway.) Lame massage "skills."

When a nothing-special HJ was finished (well under a paid hour), it was time to go. Like "now."

I cringe at the memory.

**Sharky577** · 05-31-19 18:36

Saw Natasha for some car fun she had a head special going $40. She tried saying she only does covered BJ but I had her lips around my bare cock less than a minute later lmao. Really really good BBBJCIM spit. Super sloppy. Pics are accurate and price was right. I will repeat especially with the slim pickings up here. Located between clare and harrison.

http://central-michigan.skipthegames...a/908812263604

**Selnik** · 05-30-19 11:52

Originally Posted by Selnik [View Original Post]

Thought I would check her out so sent a message mid day asking for info. She finally got back to me late PM and after a few back and forths we agreed to 30 min for 100. Cross streets were near enough so I showered and told her I was on the way. Crickets for 30 minutes then finally got a message that she was having family problems. Could be legit but thought fellow mongers might want to be aware of my experience.

http://lansing.skipthegames.com/fema...h/648934625849

She did call back and apologized and we met shortly thereafter. Pics are accurate some baby damage excellent BBBJ and cfs. Right now workbench is limited to couch and mat on floor. Decent easy to find location on west side. Not GFE and heavy smoker; did not smoke during session but left with clothes smelling like smoke. Probably will not repeat based on smoke. 100 hh 160 h.

**Firion** · 05-30-19 10:37

Originally Posted by GuffWrangle [View Original Post]

Is anyone still in touch with Sophie? I've been trying talk to her for the longest time but she doesn't post anymore and I've forgotten all of her contact info.

If by Sophie, you mean the person that also goes by Emily, I think she has quit. She had a kid, came back for a while then gone again.

**GuffWrangle** · 05-30-19 09:15

Is anyone still in touch with Sophie? I've been trying talk to her for the longest time but she doesn't post anymore and I've forgotten all of her contact info.

**Selnik** · 05-29-19 19:20

Thought I would check her out so sent a message mid day asking for info. She finally got back to me late PM and after a few back and forths we agreed to 30 min for 100. Cross streets were near enough so I showered and told her I was on the way. Crickets for 30 minutes then finally got a message that she was having family problems. Could be legit but thought fellow mongers might want to be aware of my experience.

http://lansing.skipthegames.com/fema...h/648934625849

**Snowbird34** · 05-29-19 16:50

Anyone seen the Charlotte Massage lady recently? Texted with her, appears to still be available, just wondered she was a little strange last time I visited.

**DasherDell07** · 05-28-19 18:32

Originally Posted by ChasinTail [View Original Post]

I see pixie is advertising, said she at notel numbers. Just curious if anyone seen her lately and if she is cleaning up her act. Last I saw her was couple years ago at her house. She was beautiful, a bit stand offish, but hot. I have not seen her since do to all the negative reviews here. Just curious if anyone has seen her recently. Thanks for info.

Seen her about 2 months ago, some place off the north side. Had a blow up mattress with a hole in it, BBBJ was good, was rushed, she is still downhill.

**Banker33** · 05-28-19 16:14

Originally Posted by HitItandQuitIt420 [View Original Post]

She looking to meet new older guys. My date I just hade was #5 and tits in my face was the best looking nipple area tight girl to hangout whit she low key love her sugar daddy if you like younger girls.

Hit it, we're not being given an option to PM you for some reason, and you can't post numbers on the public boards, so I would recommend her posting something on STG, and you can let us know when that happens. Otherwise partner, your reviews are not really going to translate to more work for this young lady.

Happy Hunting.

**ChasinTail** · 05-27-19 15:47

I see pixie is advertising, said she at notel numbers. Just curious if anyone seen her lately and if she is cleaning up her act. Last I saw her was couple years ago at her house. She was beautiful, a bit stand offish, but hot. I have not seen her since do to all the negative reviews here. Just curious if anyone has seen her recently. Thanks for info.

**ChasinTail** · 05-27-19 11:12

I see pixie is advertising, said she at notel numbers. Just curious if anyone seen her lately and if she is cleaning up her act. Last I saw her was couple years ago at her house. She was beautiful, a bit stand offish, but hot. I have not seen her since do to all the negative reviews here. Just curious if anyone has seen her recently. Thanks for info.