Negative Escort Reviews

**Lehmonade** · 05-22-19 21:58

Rushed game.

Lady in her late 30, tanned, plastic breasts and ass. Similar to pics in ad.

Rushed so bad I couldn't even get hard. Put on a condom, licked my balls a little then CBJ. Then pointed at her watch and move into mish.

During the deed, she pointed at her watch while I'm hammering away. Fucking hell.

I didn't even blow, just left unfinished as she rushed me out the door. WILL NOT REPEAT.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....294/3219472053

**Member #6598** · 05-19-19 22:56

Recently I went out looking. Could not get a response from several providers, so came across this ad. Decided to check it out. Good communication, safe location. Long story short, I arrived, went inside. Same girl in (some of) the pics, but they are either very old or she got real busted. Looked beat up, didn't seem very clean and smelled. Not what I signed up for. Left a few bucks (cost of doing business) and bailed outright. Wasted time and some $, but everyone gets catfished at some point or another.

https://escortalligator.com.orlando....post/33301047/

**ShokDJ** · 05-19-19 21:42

Originally Posted by WhereWhen [View Original Post]

Well after a second attempt dream came through with flying colors. I'll move it to the positive post. Turned out to be patient and accommodating. Multiple positions and shower included.

Link doesn't work.

**WhereWhen** · 05-19-19 11:26

Originally Posted by WhereWhen [View Original Post]

Drove out one morning to take a quick nap before work and got to the place and no one answered. Was at the last minute so maybe that's why, but that could have been said. https://aypapi.com.orlando.listcrawler.com/post/.

Well after a second attempt dream came through with flying colors. I'll move it to the positive post. Turned out to be patient and accommodating. Multiple positions and shower included.

**Lehmonade** · 05-16-19 23:21

Originally Posted by ThaJoker123 [View Original Post]

Weird I've seen her a handful of times and never had an issue. Always good service and talkative. Hope she was having a bad day and this isn't going to be a trend for her.

Originally Posted by TyOrlando1990 [View Original Post]

I totally agree with Hungstud, she said some crap that she was hurting and couldn't perform and she had to go see her family bla bla and to come back later just to get me out of the door. I felt robbed too. I agree with the body type but she is very conniving and a big time liar. I would not see her again either. Horrible attitude.

Of 5 and 4 reviews. Doubtful.

**DaBears58** · 05-16-19 22:39

Originally Posted by ThaJoker123 [View Original Post]

Weird I've seen her a handful of times and never had an issue. Always good service and talkative. Hope she was having a bad day and this isn't going to be a trend for her.

Fun fact. She used to advertise on the sister site as Brazilian Jen for those of you that remember and she has some reviews in the positive review section you can find. I guess she's only on listcrawler now. I have seen her about 3 times myself. My experiences has been as follows; first time: Great experience close to PSE, second time: Got shorted on the time as the other member reported and she had me stop early as well in the middle of the session after giving me some bs about someone else coming soon, which I did not appreciate. Third time: She gave me a significantly reduced rate due to her f-up last time and service was up to par again. Point being from my experience she can really be YMMV and I can definitely see her pulling the shit she pulled on the member here. Service was good, but not enough to warrant her being put in my regular rotation. Despite this fact I can see myself seeing her again at some point in the future as the rates are decent for the service you get (on a good day).

Happy mongering and stay safe.

DB58.

**TyOrlando1990** · 05-16-19 22:07

Originally Posted by ThaJoker123 [View Original Post]

Weird I've seen her a handful of times and never had an issue. Always good service and talkative. Hope she was having a bad day and this isn't going to be a trend for her.

I totally agree with Hungstud, she said some crap that she was hurting and couldn't perform and she had to go see her family bla bla and to come back later just to get me out of the door. I felt robbed too. I agree with the body type but she is very conniving and a big time liar. I would not see her again either. Horrible attitude.

**CasualPlay** · 05-16-19 19:26

Just saw Valentina and I just felt it was not worth the $$. Its my second time and it was a day and night difference. No DIY, very mild kissing on boobs, no kissing on lips. At least I got 3 minute BBBJ, 2 minute CG and 1 minute reverse CG. When I ask for standing Doggie, that's when she remind me of time. Then my staff went limp since I don't feel any quality nor connection. I just jack off myself and sprayed it on her belly before the timer runs out.

It's just unfortunate with so much talent and looks but can't perform her work.

**Themick95** · 05-16-19 17:32

Originally Posted by HungStud2000 [View Original Post]

Really beautiful body, pornstar quality, face so so. Just decided to stop the in the middle claiming the donation was too loo for qv and that she was saving her self for later. WTF. Like seriously WTF. Do not see her, she will just pull some crap like that and tell you to beat it after she got your donation. Do not hand in doantion in the beginning, wait till the end. AVOID!! You have been warned.

https://megapersonals.com.orlando.li.../33223885/8769

Weird I've seen her a handful of times and never had an issue. Always good service and talkative. Hope she was having a bad day and this isn't going to be a trend for her.

**HungStud2000** · 05-16-19 17:23

Really beautiful body, pornstar quality, face so so. Just decided to stop the in the middle claiming the donation was too loo for qv and that she was saving her self for later. WTF. Like seriously WTF. Do not see her, she will just pull some crap like that and tell you to beat it after she got your donation. Do not hand in doantion in the beginning, wait till the end. AVOID!! You have been warned.

https://megapersonals.com.orlando.li.../33223885/8769

**ImmanuelHope** · 05-16-19 14:13

Originally Posted by Loki78 [View Original Post]

Not that this will matter much since she's very popular right now but I'm so frustrated I need to vent.

Tried to schedule a date on Tuesday at 130, she requested 230, which I agreed to. I texted to confirm and get details between 130 and 230 and she responds at 229 asking to push 30. I chastised her a bit for not giving me a heads up that she was running late and that I could not make that time work. She apologized a few times and I said I wasn't looking for an apology, just better communication next time.

Texted her yesterday for a date this morning, she agreed to the time. I confirmed again this morning at 8 and she confirmed the time (1030). I was texting her throughout with details of where I'm at and trying to get details on where to pick her up, she didn't respond until 1038 with, "I'm here". No details ever provided where "here" is. Texted a few more times over the next 10 minutes asking where here is. She responds with, "I'm home dear". I ask again where here is, 5 minutes late I get an address. I get there in 5 and radio silence. I wait until 11, texting and calling, no response. Now 30 minutes past agreed upon time, I told her I'm out.

She literally just responded as I'm writing this with, "I was in the shower". What in the actual fuck. She either fucking with me or I don't even know. She's missing some reading comprehension or any respect for others time.

Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you won't run in to this problem with her but holy shit was this experience the most frustrating thing I've encountered in over a decade of this hobby.

She's available about 6 hours a day on weekdays as far as I know. I had a 9:30 appointment but we met up around 10:15 & dropped her off around noon.

**SevenYearMitch** · 05-16-19 13:56

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

One thing I've noticed with some of the great service girls:
Is that they can be unreliable and flaky. When you do finally get to see them, they're incredible in bed though.

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that they're in such demand. They can literally, be texting with a half dozen guys at one time. So, they get confused as to what they've said to each one. They also seem to have issues with time management. Yes, it sucks to be on the receiving end of a NCNS, or radio silence, but it happens.

Perhaps give her a try again on another day and it'll work out. Another thing I've noticed with these types of personalities is that they usually get better at keeping appts if you've seen them before.

These are very wise words from Vino. I had this exact experience with NikkiBaby25. She ghosted me a few weeks ago but I gave her another chance and when I finally got her in bed: fireworks! See my review in USA Advertiser Review thread here:
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4276764
SYM

**Plattler** · 05-16-19 13:52

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

Is that they can be unreliable and flaky. When you do finally get to see them, they're incredible in bed though.

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that they're in such demand. They can literally, be texting with a half dozen guys at one time. So, they get confused as to what they've said to each one. They also seem to have issues with time management. Yes, it sucks to be on the receiving end of a NCNS, or radio silence, but it happens.

Perhaps give her a try again on another day and it'll work out. Another thing I've noticed with these types of personalities is that they usually get better at keeping appts if you've seen them before.

Vino is spot on. Sarah has NEVER disappointed in any way. She is a high intelligent lady with many other treats to offer.

She is a mother and has a personal live and is usually very low volume with normally just regulars, maybe this time there where really several texts coming through at the same time, who knows. Not trying to make up excuses just trying to figure out why this happened.

You are missing out, that's all I can say.

**Loki78** · 05-16-19 13:43

Appreciate the insight Vino. For now, I'll stick with my reliables Cassie and AltamonteNikki.

Originally Posted by Vino7373 [View Original Post]

Is that they can be unreliable and flaky. When you do finally get to see them, they're incredible in bed though.

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that they're in such demand. They can literally, be texting with a half dozen guys at one time. So, they get confused as to what they've said to each one. They also seem to have issues with time management. Yes, it sucks to be on the receiving end of a NCNS, or radio silence, but it happens.

Perhaps give her a try again on another day and it'll work out. Another thing I've noticed with these types of personalities is that they usually get better at keeping appts if you've seen them before.

**Vino 7373** · 05-16-19 13:34

Originally Posted by Loki78 [View Original Post]

Not that this will matter much since she's very popular right now but I'm so frustrated I need to vent.

Tried to schedule a date on Tuesday at 130, she requested 230, which I agreed to. I texted to confirm and get details between 130 and 230 and she responds at 229 asking to push 30. I chastised her a bit for not giving me a heads up that she was running late and that I could not make that time work. She apologized a few times and I said I wasn't looking for an apology, just better communication next time.

Texted her yesterday for a date this morning, she agreed to the time. I confirmed again this morning at 8 and she confirmed the time (1030). I was texting her throughout with details of where I'm at and trying to get details on where to pick her up, she didn't respond until 1038 with, "I'm here". No details ever provided where "here" is. Texted a few more times over the next 10 minutes asking where here is. She responds with, "I'm home dear". I ask again where here is, 5 minutes late I get an address. I get there in 5 and radio silence. I wait until 11, texting and calling, no response. Now 30 minutes past agreed upon time, I told her I'm out.

She literally just responded as I'm writing this with, "I was in the shower". What in the actual fuck. She either fucking with me or I don't even know. She's missing some reading comprehension or any respect for others time.

Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you won't run in to this problem with her but holy shit was this experience the most frustrating thing I've encountered in over a decade of this hobby.

Is that they can be unreliable and flaky. When you do finally get to see them, they're incredible in bed though.

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that they're in such demand. They can literally, be texting with a half dozen guys at one time. So, they get confused as to what they've said to each one. They also seem to have issues with time management. Yes, it sucks to be on the receiving end of a NCNS, or radio silence, but it happens.

Perhaps give her a try again on another day and it'll work out. Another thing I've noticed with these types of personalities is that they usually get better at keeping appts if you've seen them before.