Massage Parlor Reports

[Habogad]

Decided to check out some of the local flavors that I've always been wanting to try out.

I first went to Fareast Therapy but the door was locked and no one was answering the phone. Figured they mighta kicked off early for the afternoon.

I found Serene from a quick local search.

I drove to the address and found the location immediately. The signage is pretty noticeable from the street. That said the building is decently tucked away in a sorta industrial office area.

The suite itself is in between a few establishments that may get decent foot traffic during the week so take note of that (I checked it out on a Saturday late afternoon.).

Funny enough though, I believe there are two other establishments attached to this same building: "Best Therapeutic" and "Yams". Both are LITERALLY around the corner from Serene.

But I figured I came here for Serene I might as well check that out first.

I walked in the front door and rang the doorbell and was greeted by a visibly older Korean woman. I'm talkin she might got a week before she evolves into MMS. Not the most pleasing thing but I've been surprised before so we proceed.

I ask for a table shower first so I can establish some rapport and get a feel for things. Says her name is Ori and that Sundays are usually their busy days (maybe that means you might get a chance to roll others as it seemed she mighta been the only one holding down the fort during that visit.).

Anyways down to the details: It was a very perfunctory massage. I've had worse but by no means will this be ranking in anyone's top 10 by any stretch. Just mechanical and not very attentive.

Same with the ST. It didn't really do anything beyond just "Well we're at THIS portion of the routine. . . ".

Not much to report after that.

Standard NoVa for. 8 for the house plus an additional. 2 for the time.

Summary: Based on this visit, I'm going to say it's not going to knock your socks off. But if you're absolutely in need of something it'll scratch that itch. Given the other available options in the area there's a chance I'll never make it back. But if you ever visit on a Sunday hopefully you'll get a better experience.

[WxMan1]

The staffs are very friendly. Susan is my favorite if you want strong hands and Having those massive DD breasts. I can say, every time I come here, I feel very welcomed. Always a privilege to be treated by Susan. Susan is a serious angel. So helpful and sweet. She earns five stars!

What else do you get there, Any "extras"?

[NotMikeSmith]

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[NyHornet]

Tanya is a Chinese provider visiting from HK. She has a cute face, tight body, natural B cups, lovely curves, and a bright smile. I would date her as late 20's early 30's. If you took the girl in the ad pics, let her graduate high school, and didn't photoshop her legs into impossible twigs, you'd get Tanya. She's renting an apt in Reston and her ad copy reads the same as those for Apple and Dara. I haven't seen either of those two but I wouldn't be surprised if they all work out of the same incall. Her apt was clean and convenient to the highway.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6620402.html

Tanya speaks English well and we quickly setup an appt through texts. I was very pleased with her looks and upon meeting I upgraded to 200 for some extras. A full menu is available for 220 or so. The oil massage was more than a basic rub but could improve if she'd slow down her strokes. She wasn't trying to rush me out the door (in fact we stayed a bit over time) but she has a little bit of manic energy and that translates, for good and bad, into the massage and other activities. The main event was lots of fun. She was generous with her body and willing to take gentle direction. It seemed 2 cups were available but I only served one. She joined me in the shower to clean up. If I repeat it would be for the full menu. Massage is not her forte and she has a body that demands a good pounding.

Tanya will be around for a couple more weeks. Be nice to her so she returns.

Yes, this lady from Hong Kong is attractive, but not close to the fake pictures in her ad. The ad also says screening request, but there was no screening involved.

[NyHornet]

Tanya is a Chinese provider visiting from HK. She has a cute face, tight body, natural B cups, lovely curves, and a bright smile. I would date her as late 20's early 30's. If you took the girl in the ad pics, let her graduate high school, and didn't photoshop her legs into impossible twigs, you'd get Tanya. She's renting an apt in Reston and her ad copy reads the same as those for Apple and Dara. I haven't seen either of those two but I wouldn't be surprised if they all work out of the same incall. Her apt was clean and convenient to the highway.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6620402.html

Tanya speaks English well and we quickly setup an appt through texts. I was very pleased with her looks and upon meeting I upgraded to 200 for some extras. A full menu is available for 220 or so. The oil massage was more than a basic rub but could improve if she'd slow down her strokes. She wasn't trying to rush me out the door (in fact we stayed a bit over time) but she has a little bit of manic energy and that translates, for good and bad, into the massage and other activities. The main event was lots of fun. She was generous with her body and willing to take gentle direction. It seemed 2 cups were available but I only served one. She joined me in the shower to clean up. If I repeat it would be for the full menu. Massage is not her forte and she has a body that demands a good pounding.

Tanya will be around for a couple more weeks. Be nice to her so she returns.

I saw Tanya several days ago. She responded to my text with her menu options and I selected the $160, nude massage. She was friendly enough and well spoken, but nude was not everything. Her massage was pretty good, but a bit fast as Yoyo stated. Upon the flip, there were all kinds of upgrades way beyond the norm. When I tried to get her panties off, $40 more. When I asked about FS (which I really wasn't interested in), she said $120 More. She wanted another $80 for BJ. Told her I had $60 more and she said would do CBJ for that, which would have been $220 total. Wasn't going to pay that. Told her I typically get fully nude with BJ for total of $160-$180 and she said she couldn't do that. So I said just finish the massage with handjob and she was fine with that. She did allow nursing and roaming everywhere except at the why and she did help me wash off the lotion in the shower, kind of like a stand up table shower would be. She was steadfast on her prices, but things remained pleasant between us. When I go back to the car, found total session was only about 45-50 minutes so got shorted in time also.

Kind of an odd session with all the negotiating being a downer. There were positives, but the negative far outweighed them. I believe she said she would rerun to NY on 17 May and be replaced at the apartment, which she said she wasn't sharing with anyone. If she returns, I wouldn't repeat due to the lack of value for what she offers.

[Madness322]

Good catch. I didn't look carefully enough at his note about listed twice. Odd though, different numbers and one with no address. Search one number and the MP comes up. Search the other number and an obvious Asian Crapshoot add comes up.

Please report back if you visit.

[Nova907]

After doing some research the past day, I've decided I will try out an independent therapist in Shirlington. Now I may be over thinking all of this, but after the back massage is done and asks to turn over and asks what I would like, is it normal to just flat out say "a happy ending", or "a handjob"? (Just trying not to embarrass myself for my first time &#129322.

If she charges $120/ hr, will this include a HE? I see some comments saying she offers an extra $60 for topless, which I will not partake in. So I don't want to be rude, would a standard tip be $40? ($160 overall).

Thanks for the help!

[Great Expecta]

I'll be visiting Fairfax in a few weeks and I'm looking for either a Korean or Chinese apartment to call on. There used to be one in Tysons Corner, and you called the number and made an appointment. The number I have no longer works, but I know there has to be several operating in the area. Could someone please PM me if they know of one?? The ones I'm talking about charge $. 6 and the girl showers with you and then gets down to business. I've been a long time poster and now live in AZ.

[MrSunnyHills]

There are two with the same picture and similar names. Just looked.

Good catch. I didn't look carefully enough at his note about listed twice. Odd though, different numbers and one with no address. Search one number and the MP comes up. Search the other number and an obvious Asian Crapshoot add comes up.

[DoctorDoctor]

Nalee would be my ATF if she were closer. Always a great massage. Once you get to know her, she's funny. Highly recommended.

[Madness322]

There are a several places in Falls Church listed in rub maps (none twice as of just now). Any more specifics? Also what exactly did you get for $80 and how long?

There are two with the same picture and similar names. Just looked.

[OneHitWonders]

The staffs are very friendly. Susan is my favorite if you want strong hands and Having those massive DD breasts. I can say, every time I come here, I feel very welcomed. Always a privilege to be treated by Susan. Susan is a serious angel. So helpful and sweet. She earns five stars!

[MrSunnyHills]

Went to the place in falls church for massage, ended up Asian crap shoot place. Did not get a massage, but a lot more. Girl name was Mindy, she was thin older with bolt ons. .60 + .20 tip. It is listed twice in rub maps. Don't get fooled like I did unless you want to.

There are a several places in Falls Church listed in rub maps (none twice as of just now). Any more specifics? Also what exactly did you get for $80 and how long?

[Tom McAn]

It suggests paranoia and a need for control. It's better that she flipped out over a texted joke; imagine if you were there and she got bent out of shape mid-session.

Thanks for your observation, Bunker Buster. I've crossed Ashley off my list.

[NyHornet]

I was there just a couple of weeks ago. Provider was Mia and we had a good time? Are you 100% sure, because I was planning on going back.

You were at the Old Blue Sky on Digges. Boy, for a small lady, Mia can really deliver a deep massage.