Massage Parlor Reports

[StanleyStankas]

Has gunnison been gone? Don't go by there these days as a few years back I was up and down that street everyday. Just happened to swing on the way to and from errands with the truck and see it completely empty. I mean that little strip center has nothing that stays except the insurance place, the dentist and the irish gift shop. Anything that was dramatic? In it's passing. Just interested is all as I used to give tips on where to and where not to hang back waiting in vehicles. Will copy this in norridge as well.

[BDub30]

Long time lurker, first time poster and had an interesting night that I wanted to share. First a little background of kind of what I have been looking for over the last few months. So, for me Chicago is a somewhat difficult market for this hobby. I am an African American which seems to have its own set of hurdles in finding FS escorts around here. There is a certain mid market segment that I cannot seem to find. I live in the city with no car so am always looking for providers in the city. Those providers are mostly expensive or I haven't found enough intel to risk taking the plunge. Te perfect price point for me would be NG girls but they would not see me, and at any provider above say $250, I feel like I might as well hit up Holly Berry and have her come to my house and provide fantastic service for $350. Any way with that I have been trying out different massage girls that are in the 150-200 range. About a year ago, there was a girl I was seeing in West Town who provided an average massage but the L2 was fantastic. She was tatted and had some nice boltons but she moved to Cali. Not sure if anyone knows who I am talking about but I feel like her name was Kelly? I could be wrong. But she was basically the type of service I was looking for at that price point. Since then I have been searching for body rubs with L2 in the 150-200 range in the city with no luck. Wit that said here a couple of reviews from tonight with links. If anyone has a good suggestion as far as L2 in the city please let me know.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/131986

So started the evening sending a few texts to people advertising to see what I could drum up. Ended up making it this Euro's place in Lincoln Park. Place was a nice building with amenities. She has a studio but still probably pricey. I buzz in and go up and she opens the door in a robe. Looking back at the pics it probably is her actually. I shower at her insistence and then come out and lay on her massage table in the corner. She is still heating up oil when I get there anyway. So I lay down and she undresses to a thong and gets started with a massage. Massage was decent nothing too crazy. After a little she adds the nuru gel and eventually gets started with that. She spent a ton of time rolling around and doing body to body massage. Touching was fine but she was at an awkward angle so I was really just touching her leg LOL but still was enjoyable. After a while I flip and she puts the gel on my chest and stomach and gets started with that. It felt great and finally could cup her nice firm ass and roam around. Eventually she got like a reverse cowgirl position and I was kind of cupping her ass and roaming around the thong trying to see what I could do. My fingers were basically under the thong and then she kind of moved the thong to the side a little and her kitty was out with my fingers right there. So of went to that area slowly to see if she would stop me. She never did and then my thumb went in and there was no push back or anything. Eventually I realize its on and I have 2 fingers inside just going to town. She seemed to enjoy and just was bent over while I was deep inside with my fingers. Felt really nice and made me want to put my dick inside but I made sure she got hers and then she continued with me. After that she kind of stayed in that reverse cowgirl and used the nuru gel for a L1 that felt really nice. After all of the finger banging I was more excited then I realized and busted before she got too far into it. All in all she was pretty nice. Definitely eastern European but the accent was pretty easy to understand. There was small talk at the beginning of the massage but after the nuru gel she really got into it and we weren't talking at all LOL. Damage was 140 for the half but I don't know exactly how long I was there. Also on text she made mention again of no FS but I'm wondering if maybe L2 was on the table. I wanted to ask but didn't want to offend her. May try her out again just to see if anything changes and that she is close by.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132126

So basically when I was still at the last girls apartment I was still hard as a rock. Even after busting. Not sure what she did to me. I had texted this girl and kind of put her on the back burner in case there were any issues with anyone else. She also said she was up late so since I was still feeling it I figured I'd hit her up. She was available and I made my way to her hotel on Mag Mile. I know a couple of pages back people were asking about her so here is the review. So I go up and honestly I think she might be the girl in the pics. Her hair is a different color for sure and she wasn't wearing makeup and she has freckles so its hard to tell but she cute and has a really skinny and fit body. Not usually my thing in general but I like the smaller girls for massages for some reason. Anyway she is really nice and personable. She said she was a student and actually she lives in Cali and comes out to massage every few months and make some dough and then go back. I get undressed and lay down on the bed with a towel already there. She starts the massage and it was actually pretty decent deep massage. She advertises nuru but I wouldn't consider it that. She just used lotion or whatever and it was pretty solid. The problem is her vibe isn't very sensual. It felt like if I was getting a massage at a legit massage parlor except she is naked and there is L1 at the end. She was chatting all the way through it until it got to L1 but even then I didn't even know if I could touch her. She said it was okay so I roamed around but she said definitely couldn't touch anything covered. The sensuality wasn't there it was just a nice massage and the she massaged my area to get my guy at attention and then proceeded to go in to a nice L1. I wouldn't say it was mechanical as she worked everything but compared to the last one I just didn't feel the love as much. I would say YMMV as it was late and I am sure she has seen a lot of business men today. I probably would not see her again but it is her in the pics so that is confirmed. Damage was 140 for the HH. Sorry for the novel but wanted to get all the details before I forgot.

[BDub30]

Long time lurker, first time poster and had an interesting night that I wanted to share. First a little background of kind of what I have been looking for over the last few months. So, for me Chicago is a somewhat difficult market for this hobby. I am an African American which seems to have its own set of hurdles in finding FS escorts around here. There is a certain mid market segment that I cannot seem to find. I live in the city with no car so am always looking for providers in the city. Those providers are mostly expensive or I haven't found enough intel to risk taking the plunge. Te perfect price point for me would be NG girls but they would not see me, and at any provider above say $250, I feel like I might as well hit up Holly Berry and have her come to my house and provide fantastic service for $350. Any way with that I have been trying out different massage girls that are in the 150-200 range. About a year ago, there was a girl I was seeing in West Town who provided an average massage but the L2 was fantastic. She was tatted and had some nice boltons but she moved to Cali. Not sure if anyone knows who I am talking about but I feel like her name was Kelly? I could be wrong. But she was basically the type of service I was looking for at that price point. Since then I have been searching for body rubs with L2 in the 150-200 range in the city with no luck. Wit that said here a couple of reviews from tonight with links. If anyone has a good suggestion as far as L2 in the city please let me know.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/131986

So started the evening sending a few texts to people advertising to see what I could drum up. Ended up making it this Euro's place in Lincoln Park. Place was a nice building with amenities. She has a studio but still probably pricey. I buzz in and go up and she opens the door in a robe. Looking back at the pics it probably is her actually. I shower at her insistence and then come out and lay on her massage table in the corner. She is still heating up oil when I get there anyway. So I lay down and she undresses to a thong and gets started with a massage. Massage was decent nothing too crazy. After a little she adds the nuru gel and eventually gets started with that. She spent a ton of time rolling around and doing body to body massage. Touching was fine but she was at an awkward angle so I was really just touching her leg LOL but still was enjoyable. After a while I flip and she puts the gel on my chest and stomach and gets started with that. It felt great and finally could cup her nice firm ass and roam around. Eventually she got like a reverse cowgirl position and I was kind of cupping her ass and roaming around the thong trying to see what I could do. My fingers were basically under the thong and then she kind of moved the thong to the side a little and her kitty was out with my fingers right there. So of went to that area slowly to see if she would stop me. She never did and then my thumb went in and there was no push back or anything. Eventually I realize its on and I have 2 fingers inside just going to town. She seemed to enjoy and just was bent over while I was deep inside with my fingers. Felt really nice and made me want to put my dick inside but I made sure she got hers and then she continued with me. After that she kind of stayed in that reverse cowgirl and used the nuru gel for a L1 that felt really nice. After all of the finger banging I was more excited then I realized and busted before she got too far into it. All in all she was pretty nice. Definitely eastern European but the accent was pretty easy to understand. There was small talk at the beginning of the massage but after the nuru gel she really got into it and we weren't talking at all LOL. Damage was 140 for the half but I don't know exactly how long I was there. Also on text she made mention again of no FS but I'm wondering if maybe L2 was on the table. I wanted to ask but didn't want to offend her. May try her out again just to see if anything changes and that she is close by.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/132126

So basically when I was still at the last girls apartment I was still hard as a rock. Even after busting. Not sure what she did to me. I had texted this girl and kind of put her on the back burner in case there were any issues with anyone else. She also said she was up late so since I was still feeling it I figured I'd hit her up. She was available and I made my way to her hotel on Mag Mile. I know a couple of pages back people were asking about her so here is the review. So I go up and honestly I think she might be the girl in the pics. Her hair is a different color for sure and she wasn't wearing makeup and she has freckles so its hard to tell but she cute and has a really skinny and fit body. Not usually my thing in general but I like the smaller girls for massages for some reason. Anyway she is really nice and personable. She said she was a student and actually she lives in Cali and comes out to massage every few months and make some dough and then go back. I get undressed and lay down on the bed with a towel already there. She starts the massage and it was actually pretty decent deep massage. She advertises nuru but I wouldn't consider it that. She just used lotion or whatever and it was pretty solid. The problem is her vibe isn't very sensual. It felt like if I was getting a massage at a legit massage parlor except she is naked and there is L1 at the end. She was chatting all the way through it until it got to L1 but even then I didn't even know if I could touch her. She said it was okay so I roamed around but she said definitely couldn't touch anything covered. The sensuality wasn't there it was just a nice massage and the she massaged my area to get my guy at attention and then proceeded to go in to a nice L1. I wouldn't say it was mechanical as she worked everything but compared to the last one I just didn't feel the love as much. I would say YMMV as it was late and I am sure she has seen a lot of business men today. I probably would not see her again but it is her in the pics so that is confirmed. Damage was 140 for the HH. Sorry for the novel but wanted to get all the details before I forgot.

[DaveSanto2]

Claire doesn't work at Elegant anymore? That's a bummer.

Even worse, Elegant / Millipede is gone. And not gone as in another AMP might take its place. Something else has moved in (seems to be some sort of trendy art studio or something).

RIP to an unspectacular but longtime reliable local spot.

[StanleyStankas]

I wanted to know why she has 30 and 60 min slots if there is no massage. As soon as I got in she took the money and I wanted to downgrade to 30 minutes and she said she has security in the other room and I would be in trouble.

You can't get L E involved here. You risk incriminating yourself. Can't complain to better business bureau either.

Oooooohhhh citizen's arrest citizen's arrest. Barney fife! You are totally right and they need to be outed here by being identified and other members on here commenting I would never give her money because of your experience. This forum is our only resource of retaliation! I know I keep harping on that but these b**ches can libel us on any number of their sites, however we can't. That is except here. *somehow these c**ts need to be directed to this forum so they can see why they are broke!

[ApplePiePussy]

What's the experience at Apartment Asian Massage Parlors in the area?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/134708

https://chicago.rubratings.com/143439

Some are hotels, some in real apartments. Information they text you when you first contact them. They all want you to text when you get to their location to confirm specific room I guess. There appears to be no verification ahead.

Looking to get details on room, shower setup, safety / privacy and of course feedback on menu.

Am I better off at nearby Ivy's or Apple?

So one day recently I went down the list of Naperville and Oakbrook AAMPs and I walked out of every single one. All old and overweight. Oakbrook terrace used to have some nice ones a few years ago but things have changed.

[AImldm]

Out of curiosity: What was her threat? I'll call my uncle LEO?

I wanted to know why she has 30 and 60 min slots if there is no massage. As soon as I got in she took the money and I wanted to downgrade to 30 minutes and she said she has security in the other room and I would be in trouble.

You can't get L E involved here. You risk incriminating yourself. Can't complain to better business bureau either.

[StanleyStankas]

Stanley, you must not have visited St. Charles in the past 50 years. LOL. For a few years St. Charles had a decent AMP scene and even 1 Korean joint that offered FS. In the beginning of 2016 the sleepy town had at least 7 AMP's, not too shabby for a town with a population of 37,000. SaintChuck.

It has been that long. Did not know this so thanks. I knew back in the day the pheasant run had a questionable reputation so maybe they moved on to the AMP scene! Tx chuck!

[PrivateMonger]

What's the experience at Apartment Asian Massage Parlors in the area?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/134708

https://chicago.rubratings.com/143439

Some are hotels, some in real apartments. Information they text you when you first contact them. They all want you to text when you get to their location to confirm specific room I guess. There appears to be no verification ahead.

Looking to get details on room, shower setup, safety / privacy and of course feedback on menu.

Am I better off at nearby Ivy's or Apple?

[SaintChuck]

That as well saint c. St. Charles would be a stretch to find anything worth pursuing. It's just a little bedroom community really with landmarks that have been there and that downtown area the same since I was in high school 50 years ago! any massage location albeit even legit would look totally out of place and considered suspect as a business

Stanley, you must not have visited St. Charles in the past 50 years. LOL. For a few years St. Charles had a decent AMP scene and even 1 Korean joint that offered FS. In the beginning of 2016 the sleepy town had at least 7 AMP's, not too shabby for a town with a population of 37,000. SaintChuck.

[StanleyStankas]

All information on St. Charles will be located in the Geneva thread. There probably won't be any info on St. Charles because Uncle LEO ran them all out of town in the spring of 2016. You can make the short flight to Switzerland, but the current lineup sucks. SaintChuck.

That as well saint c. St. Charles would be a stretch to find anything worth pursuing. It's just a little bedroom community really with landmarks that have been there and that downtown area the same since I was in high school 50 years ago! any massage location albeit even legit would look totally out of place and considered suspect as a business

[RaccoonJoe]

Gentleman please avoid.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/50571

She only offers level 1 with no massage. If you go for a hour, you will be out in 20 minutes. If questioned, she threatens you.

Out of curiosity: What was her threat? I'll call my uncle LEO?

[SaintChuck]

Anything worth sharing in the St. Charles area?

All information on St. Charles will be located in the Geneva thread. There probably won't be any info on St. Charles because Uncle LEO ran them all out of town in the spring of 2016. You can make the short flight to Switzerland, but the current lineup sucks. SaintChuck.

[AsiaPhileJake1]

So after telling you guys about what felt like discriminatory actions on the part of the mmsn at Apple. I decided he'll no I'm going back. I get to door ring the bell and same mmsm comes to window and peeks out and just looks at me. No hi, hello nothing. I say I want hr massage. She's says you been here before. Same shit as last time I'm thinking. So should I say yes this time or continue to use the line no but a friend told me about the place. I say yes I was here last week and you told me to come back you were too busy. She then says well we too busy today too many customers. Knowing this was some bullshit. I decided a different strategy. I say well ok I'm not coming back then I will stick my regular place Ivy Massage. I start walking towards door and mmsm says. Wait! Then some other girl peeks from behind counter into window and says Wait! "You a regular at Ivy massage". I say yes I go there all the time and about to go now just was hoping I didn't have to drive so far. All of a sudden door swings open and a an absolutely gorgeous thing standing there says come on in. Mmsm starts saying, oh yea I remember you, no problem, you welcome here no problem. We will take care of you. At this point I don't care just glad I didn't get turned away but at the same time knew I wanted to take all frustrations I built up of fighting to get in this place on the beauty that let me in. I get to the room and yes the same beauty walks through the door. Table shower, massage and CBJ, DGS, RCG, Mish, and back to DGS. And yes we both were tired and I was redeemed after this massage. My momma didn't have a lot of wisdom for me but she always said, if at first you don't succeed try try again. LMAO.

Dwill.

Awesome job dude. I'm glad you worked your way in and enjoyed the stay.

[Tela1980]

Gentleman please avoid.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/50571

She only offers level 1 with no massage. If you go for a hour, you will be out in 20 minutes. If questioned, she threatens you.

Thank you AI! This is the SECOND negative report on this innocent little angel.