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[NineIncher]

That's what I call an utterly superb farewell post. Good luck and best wishes, JC.

https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...post/32919127/

Even little Eastside Addie from years ago was taller than Funsize. I've never had the opportunity to experience a proportioned miniature woman as tiny as this precious Nubian gem. "Proportioned" as opposed to body characteristics typical of dwarfism genetics. Her traits are truly minimal. The moment I read her first report on this board I began my fishing expedition to reel-in this rare tiniest of spinners. At only 4'3" miss Funsize was indeed that one once-in-a-lifetime spinner prize for which I was willing to endure a "little" risk. I had no idea the risk was far from little.

The night prior she was delightful on the phone after only a few fortunate well-crafted texts. That conversation landed me a promised first visit next morning. Above average communication. Her promised wakeup text next morning was right on time. She was ready showered and made up right on time and not only appeared as advertised, I was absolutely blown away by her 21 year old adult beauty.

Her charm seduced me the night before on the phone because I neglected to establish I don't pay up front. When the topic came up shortly after my arrival I showed her my promised three Ben Franklins as our agreed gift discussed the night before for up to three hours of uninterrupted debauchery. Why three hours? When's the last time you had the opportunity to spear a stunning chocolate spinner less than 4 1/2 feet tall? The mind fuck began the moment she opened the door to her incall realizing this was indeed real. Fortunately I never let my guard down because I knew there's no way any little tinkerbell as small as Funsize could possibly not have male protection nearby. I was in the hot zone at one of the dumpiest notels off Sharon road. Hillbilly Bob was absolutely right in his hesitation with this one.

But we clicked so well she agreed she had no issues with me paying at the end once she saw the $$$ gift in my pocket that was to include mpops and everything covered. Hell, I would have used a dental dam if she insisted but fortunately she loved my delicate DATY that quickly turned into an all out bare tongue-fuck assault on the smallest vagina I'd ever experienced in my life. She threw in some pleasantly unexpected DFK and ten took her turn by asking me to get on my back for a lovely CBJ pampering. Then without warning this tiny taboo nymphet climbed on top of and sat herself down on my raging rod. I've never before experienced a 60 ish pound fuckdoll crawling around my body for the purpose of impaling herself my manhood inside her womb. It was surreal as, for the first time ever, I was able to literally rotate a spinner 360 degrees around on my dick with just my hands. Her gyrations went from slow and sultry to fast and furious and back. And just when I thought this ultimate GFE / PSE combination was nearing its peak, she mindfucked me by asking if I wanted to join in a special roleplay with her (I'm sure you can guess the theme). My brain ended up as twisted as my dick by the time she was done riding me cowgirl calling me "(censored)" for the next twenty minutes until -.

- until the phone rang. And then there was a knock on the door. And suddenly the buzzkill of buzzkills ensued where I instantly knew this fantasy was over and it was time to go into self-protect mode making my way with belongings in hand into the bathroom where I dressed faster than ever in my life making sure my other more powerful protection device was quickly accessible and ready as necessary.

After greeting the door knocker she said her handler needed me to come up with the money up front. I told her I would pay for the room since it was around that time of morning the front desk was likely getting antsy and she agreed. So I handed four jacksons and she then handed them to her handler through the cracked room door. Once he walked away I further assessed what just happened and realized this was indeed over because it was inevitable he was going to return. I was right.

The next ten minutes was a surreal weirdest combination of high stakes cross-cultural negotiation, attempted reasoning, and posturing I've ever been involved in. Imagine a a tattooed human of African descent with the mindset of a ghetto pitbull terrier. All he was missing were gold caps on his teeth as far as I was concerned. There's no reasoning with a tarnished mind like that. He entered the room with me now fully dressed and ready for anything and declared my deal was with him and not her and he wanted the rest of her gift in full at that moment. Then her hot braided duo partner entered the room which I embraced because I now had two witnesses in case Mr. Pimp decided to make a mistake. Always within arms reach of my advantage I kept my cool and never flinched my eye contact with him as I made it clear in front of him and his bitches that I was walking out of there without contributing another dollar to my now interrupted taboo fantasy. The women actually stepped between him and me once I said to him if he's going to try to stop me from walking out everyone in the room was going to have a bad day. He stepped aside and I never looked back.

Here's the deal team. Digging my heels in about the prepay deal in a Sharonville notel incall was a worst choice that could have really gone very bad. What was I thinking? I should have simply walked out as quickly as possible the moment there was a knock on the door and she decided to answer it. But I also do believe if you're brave enough to risk the Sharonville hotbed and you're willing to pay up front, I sense this pimp may very well leave you alone with his little mini slave because she really did perform and perform extremely well. But know this, she's no innocent bystander here either. She's an active participant in this hustle so be really fucking careful if you dare to proceed with little Ms. Funsize. My advice if you dare tread in the Funsize arena beyond this report: outcall.

Was this all worth it? Fuck yeah! In a sickest of ways I'm glad today happened (of course, mostly because nobody got hurt). I can now knock off my bucket list my experience with the truest definition of "spinner" I could have ever imagined. Sure it sucks I didn't get to pop. Now after hundreds of providers having visited four continents over the past four+ decades I am now truly done with this hobby. You won't see another report from me. Thanks for a great website Jackson and A2. This stud is truly and finally putting himself out to pasture. Done. Bye all.

JC.

[John Cleland]

https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...post/32919127/

Even little Eastside Addie from years ago was taller than Funsize. I've never had the opportunity to experience a proportioned miniature woman as tiny as this precious Nubian gem. "Proportioned" as opposed to body characteristics typical of dwarfism genetics. Her traits are truly minimal. The moment I read her first report on this board I began my fishing expedition to reel-in this rare tiniest of spinners. At only 4'3" miss Funsize was indeed that one once-in-a-lifetime spinner prize for which I was willing to endure a "little" risk. I had no idea the risk was far from little.

The night prior she was delightful on the phone after only a few fortunate well-crafted texts. That conversation landed me a promised first visit next morning. Above average communication. Her promised wakeup text next morning was right on time. She was ready showered and made up right on time and not only appeared as advertised, I was absolutely blown away by her 21 year old adult beauty.

Her charm seduced me the night before on the phone because I neglected to establish I don't pay up front. When the topic came up shortly after my arrival I showed her my promised three Ben Franklins as our agreed gift discussed the night before for up to three hours of uninterrupted debauchery. Why three hours? When's the last time you had the opportunity to spear a stunning chocolate spinner less than 4 1/2 feet tall? The mind fuck began the moment she opened the door to her incall realizing this was indeed real. Fortunately I never let my guard down because I knew there's no way any little tinkerbell as small as Funsize could possibly not have male protection nearby. I was in the hot zone at one of the dumpiest notels off Sharon road. Hillbilly Bob was absolutely right in his hesitation with this one.

But we clicked so well she agreed she had no issues with me paying at the end once she saw the $$$ gift in my pocket that was to include mpops and everything covered. Hell, I would have used a dental dam if she insisted but fortunately she loved my delicate DATY that quickly turned into an all out bare tongue-fuck assault on the smallest vagina I'd ever experienced in my life. She threw in some pleasantly unexpected DFK and ten took her turn by asking me to get on my back for a lovely CBJ pampering. Then without warning this tiny taboo nymphet climbed on top of and sat herself down on my raging rod. I've never before experienced a 60 ish pound fuckdoll crawling around my body for the purpose of impaling herself my manhood inside her womb. It was surreal as, for the first time ever, I was able to literally rotate a spinner 360 degrees around on my dick with just my hands. Her gyrations went from slow and sultry to fast and furious and back. And just when I thought this ultimate GFE / PSE combination was nearing its peak, she mindfucked me by asking if I wanted to join in a special roleplay with her (I'm sure you can guess the theme). My brain ended up as twisted as my dick by the time she was done riding me cowgirl calling me "(censored)" for the next twenty minutes until -.

- until the phone rang. And then there was a knock on the door. And suddenly the buzzkill of buzzkills ensued where I instantly knew this fantasy was over and it was time to go into self-protect mode making my way with belongings in hand into the bathroom where I dressed faster than ever in my life making sure my other more powerful protection device was quickly accessible and ready as necessary.

After greeting the door knocker she said her handler needed me to come up with the money up front. I told her I would pay for the room since it was around that time of morning the front desk was likely getting antsy and she agreed. So I handed four jacksons and she then handed them to her handler through the cracked room door. Once he walked away I further assessed what just happened and realized this was indeed over because it was inevitable he was going to return. I was right.

The next ten minutes was a surreal weirdest combination of high stakes cross-cultural negotiation, attempted reasoning, and posturing I've ever been involved in. Imagine a a tattooed human of African descent with the mindset of a ghetto pitbull terrier. All he was missing were gold caps on his teeth as far as I was concerned. There's no reasoning with a tarnished mind like that. He entered the room with me now fully dressed and ready for anything and declared my deal was with him and not her and he wanted the rest of her gift in full at that moment. Then her hot braided duo partner entered the room which I embraced because I now had two witnesses in case Mr. Pimp decided to make a mistake. Always within arms reach of my advantage I kept my cool and never flinched my eye contact with him as I made it clear in front of him and his bitches that I was walking out of there without contributing another dollar to my now interrupted taboo fantasy. The women actually stepped between him and me once I said to him if he's going to try to stop me from walking out everyone in the room was going to have a bad day. He stepped aside and I never looked back.

Here's the deal team. Digging my heels in about the prepay deal in a Sharonville notel incall was a worst choice that could have really gone very bad. What was I thinking? I should have simply walked out as quickly as possible the moment there was a knock on the door and she decided to answer it. But I also do believe if you're brave enough to risk the Sharonville hotbed and you're willing to pay up front, I sense this pimp may very well leave you alone with his little mini slave because she really did perform and perform extremely well. But know this, she's no innocent bystander here either. She's an active participant in this hustle so be really fucking careful if you dare to proceed with little Ms. Funsize. My advice if you dare tread in the Funsize arena beyond this report: outcall.

Was this all worth it? Fuck yeah! In a sickest of ways I'm glad today happened (of course, mostly because nobody got hurt). I can now knock off my bucket list my experience with the truest definition of "spinner" I could have ever imagined. Sure it sucks I didn't get to pop. Now after hundreds of providers having visited four continents over the past four+ decades I am now truly done with this hobby. You won't see another report from me. Thanks for a great website Jackson and A2. This stud is truly and finally putting himself out to pasture. Done. Bye all.

JC.

So I just saw this ad, and it grabbed my attention:

https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...043/3174019812

Guys, what do you think? She even sent a verification pic with my requested pose so I could "know" it really is her.

Anyone seen her? Is this real? Thought I'd check before a potential TOFTT.

[Gonz199]

Facial queen.

Opted for QV.

Started out with BBBJ then cfs.

Stopped for a short breather and she rolls the condom off and asks me cum inside her.

Little head almost took over, but opted for oral to finish.

Her oral is A+++.

Easy BB creampie if that's your thing.

https://independent.com.cincinnati.l...868295/Heather

I took the opportunity to give her a call. Very friendly. Engaged in some pleasant chit chat when I arrived, then both got comfortable. She's definitely not a waif or a spinner, so she's probably not for everyone. But if you're into real mom-next-door types, you'll have a good time. Great oral skills. Said she'd do anything except greek. I did manage a finger in her backside while doing DATY, but she casually reminded me after a few minutes. Great kisser. Smelled nice. And her oral skills includes attention to the boys, which drove me insane. Said she's from Louisville and only stops by Cincy on occasion.

[D Nut]

Her pictures on Eros have not been updated for at least 7 years. Unless she has discovered the fountain of youth or undergone a massive amount of plastic surgery to remain unaged her 7+ year old long ago yesteryear pictures are deceptive. Yes or no?

https://www.eros.com/ohio/files/326643.htm?cat=1

I have never seen but always thought I should try her out just once. Many providers use old photos so does that make her dishonest I would probably say no but it makes her lazy for sure and if she is lazy in promoting herself one could extrapolate that she might be lazy in other ways. However, if she has built up a following and does not really need new business then why would she spend the time and that's my guess. It seems providers with high rates like Tobi Teleford, Alexandra Kole, Natane they have the following that there online advertising is not as necessary as other less established need fresher ads and reviews to keep the gravy train going.

It's hard to definitively say that Tobi Telford is being dishonest by using those old photos, because even when they were brand new, they are HEAVILY PHOTOSHOPED. She is open and upfront with the fact that she is quite heavily tattooed up, and that her photos have been digitally cleaned up to remove the ink to protect her privacy. Her face is also blurred out for privacy. Her face could have gotten all pockmarked in the 7 or so years she has been using the same photos and it will not matter one iota. Blur out her face in a current pic and you still have the same looking blur as the one from 7 years ago.

So what does that leave? You can only fault her if she gains / loses a lot of weight. Otherwise, there is nothing left that can be labeled as "misleading".

[FitAndHung]

I know for a fact that the "pro" photos she uses are at least 5 years old. In those years she has had a child so there might be birth markings. I also know that her sister is in the biz but don't advertise that they even know each other so duos are not on the menu.

If you are interested in a duo just text Jessa and ask. YMMV. They don't advertise it but its avail. It's possible you need to be an established client, I'm not sure.

[MontgomeryMm67]

Her pictures on Eros have not been updated for at least 7 years. Unless she has discovered the fountain of youth or undergone a massive amount of plastic surgery to remain unaged her 7+ year old long ago yesteryear pictures are deceptive. Yes or no?

https://www.eros.com/ohio/files/326643.htm?cat=1

I have never seen but always thought I should try her out just once. Many providers use old photos so does that make her dishonest I would probably say no but it makes her lazy for sure and if she is lazy in promoting herself one could extrapolate that she might be lazy in other ways. However, if she has built up a following and does not really need new business then why would she spend the time and that's my guess. It seems providers with high rates like Tobi Teleford, Alexandra Kole, Natane they have the following that there online advertising is not as necessary as other less established need fresher ads and reviews to keep the gravy train going.

[Simp4ebony]

I text her an for me she has three strikes.

Everything covered, $150 HH. An she is in Sharonville.

Now the ad is gone, so who knows. Sharonville doesn't bother me, but I can't pay that high a donation either.

[MVD212]

https://independent.com.cincinnati.l...post/32807687/

Clock watching to the point of not finishing visit.

Checked phone, knock at door, "time's up".

[Garyhb]

And you of all guys aint been there yet? Shit bet I TOFTT JS PB.

She says that she's 5'1" I don't consider that too unusually short.

[WanderingAbout]

Her pictures on Eros have not been updated for at least 7 years. Unless she has discovered the fountain of youth or undergone a massive amount of plastic surgery to remain unaged her 7+ year old long ago yesteryear pictures are deceptive. Yes or no?

https://www.eros.com/ohio/files/326643.htm?cat=1

[Hillbilly Bob]

So I just saw this ad, and it grabbed my attention:

https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...043/3174019812

Guys, what do you think? She even sent a verification pic with my requested pose so I could "know" it really is her.

Anyone seen her? Is this real? Thought I'd check before a potential TOFTT.

I text her an for me she has three strikes.

Everything covered, $150 HH. An she is in Sharonville.

[Passnby]

So I just saw this ad, and it grabbed my attention:

https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...043/3174019812

Guys, what do you think? She even sent a verification pic with my requested pose so I could "know" it really is her.

Anyone seen her? Is this real? Thought I'd check before a potential TOFTT.

And you of all guys aint been there yet? Shit bet I TOFTT JS PB.

[Simp4ebony]

So I just saw this ad, and it grabbed my attention:

https://escortalligator.com.cincinna...043/3174019812

Guys, what do you think? She even sent a verification pic with my requested pose so I could "know" it really is her.

Anyone seen her? Is this real? Thought I'd check before a potential TOFTT.

[D Nut]

Jessa of Eros.

https://www.eros.com/ohio/files/4883189.htm

Has anyone seen her? Is she legit?

I can only speak in general terms as I have seen a few of that website. If they are "Eros Verified", which this provider is, I would say at least the photos are accurate. To be verified, they must scan their drivers license or state issued I. D. And send into Eros. They then compare to photos from the ad before giving it the verified stamp of approval.

I have only seen verified providers and they are always the same girl as in the ad.

Now, performance, etc is a whole other topic!

I know for a fact that the "pro" photos she uses are at least 5 years old. In those years she has had a child so there might be birth markings. I also know that her sister is in the biz but don't advertise that they even know each other so duos are not on the menu.

[FrankMan5566]

Anyone seen KB recently? Want to meet with her, but I'm noticing most if not all of her pictures are a year or more old. Anyone seen her recently? She looking good / is she safe?