Massage Parlor Reports

[Ocno714]

Haven't posted here before but have been reading for awhile. Thought I'd post another funny yelp review. F&c.

[SporadicLurker]

You should book her and let us know. I don't think people have written about her at all.

I sense much sarcasm in you.

[Two Minute Man]

I went to Le Spa in San Juan Capistrano recently looking for Niko. She was off that day so was introduced to Yo-Yo. Yo-yo is early 40's and a little plump for my liking so my expectations were low. She was also dressed in such a way to deny easy access. The mamasan recognized me and said something to Yo-Yo in Chinese which is normally a good sign. Anyway, got naked with no towel and Yo-Yo made no attempt to cover me up. Told her I wanted feather light touch with no oil and within 5 minutes she was teasing the boys and got me hard. Kept asking me if she was doing it right and began to lightly caress my asshole. I flipped early at my request and she continued to tease Junior. Asked her to apply some oil at this point. She knelt between my legs and started to gently attend to me. There was no talk of money and I assumed she was only going to give me a HJ. At some point she sat down facing me between my legs and maintained eye contact as she started talking dirty to me. She had applied a lot of oil and lubed up my ass also. Her attention to my butthole felt great and then she tried to stick her finger up my ass. I have no objection to this but for comfort and pleasure it needs to move very slowly and the provider needs to have tightly manicured fingernails. Yo-Yo-Yo's nails were too long and she was moving way too fast so I stopped her and asked her to just continue teasing my asshole. She was still jerking me off and then moved her head closer to my cock. I was on my back propped up on my elbows watching her pleasure me. Out of the blue, with still no mention of tip, she said she would suck me off as long as I did not tell any of the other girls. There was no evidence that she planned to use a condom so I declined. I am a married guy so unprotected sex is a no go for me. I only mention this because some of you more aggressive and adventurous mongers could probably coax a prostate massage or BBBJ out of her. I don't think there was any indication of FS but she definitely has an expanded menu. I had a great time with Yo-Yo even with just HJ. House fee was. 4 for 30 minutes and I tipped her. 40 which she did not seem impressed with!

[WhoreMaster 91]

Can you let us know where this place is.

PM me the info please.

Yes where is this place??

[Tipisil]

Does Paris at Golden Touch allow DFK or DATY?

You should book her and let us know. I don't think people have written about her at all.

[DreamFreez]

Went there twice in December / January. Both times I got offered FS (I wasn't even asking), but both times I declined. Jessica and Vanessa. I don't usually go looking for FS but regardless, Jessica was a far cry from her pics (and much older) and Vanessa (Colombian) was not well represented either.

Do they have Instagram?

[OCDude1973]

Can you let us know where this place is.

PM me the info please.

I needed a haircut and called to schedule. When I walked in I was like, okay, this looks alright. She had a small black dress on, looked pretty good. I think one pic on ig is her but when she was really young. I'd day she's mid-late 30's. Haircut was pretty good.

After the cut we went to the other room. Light massage, not really a massage, but nice hands sliding. She is way hotter than I thought initially once the fun began. Nice and tight body she seemed eager to show off and roam around. She had sexy, lacy bra and panties. Ass was amazingly firm and shapely which was really another pleasant surprise. Nice flat tummy. When I complemented her fine body parts she made it a point to pose to accentuate them and let me explore. Quick to whip the top off. Tons of eye contact got really into it. Super sexy.

Didn't do waxing. Tho she did joke that I probably couldn't take the pain. She said she's really good with shaving if I ever needed. She's really sweet. Treat her nice! . 4 hhr or. 6 hr + . 6.

[PumpMan]

Does Paris at Golden Touch allow DFK or DATY?

[PumpMan]

Does anyone know if Paris at Golden Touch Day Spa allows DATY or DFK?

[Pop223]

How is she?

[MaxCummings]

Went there twice in December / January. Both times I got offered FS (I wasn't even asking), but both times I declined. Jessica and Vanessa. I don't usually go looking for FS but regardless, Jessica was a far cry from her pics (and much older) and Vanessa (Colombian) was not well represented either.

Maybe that's why Vanessa is no longer there? Something I was not aware of at all as far as FS being an option there. If this is so then it must be a per provider option and I am sure it would be above the regular nuru charge.

[Wicked1]

This thing cracked me up this morning. The boyfriend probably came back by himself next time.

Sign me up!

[DayDreamerLoco]

This thing cracked me up this morning. The boyfriend probably came back by himself next time.

It happened to me also and I don't have a girlfriend.

Good find for a good laugh. Thanks.

[RBFSyndrome]

So does vt offer BBBJ or BBBJ cim?

If so anyone know the rate? Or just general rates in for HE and house fee.

Thank you.

[TwoBlueBalls]

This thing cracked me up this morning. The boyfriend probably came back by himself next time.

Almost as phunny are the guys that post favorable reviews for places we mongers know have off the menu services! Ai yaaa!