Massage Parlor Reports

**Scruffy 35** · 04-07-06 14:34

Has anybody had any experience with Avalon? Its over near Universal Studios. Are there extras available or is it just legit massage only?

**Morally Left** · 04-07-06 11:21

Originally Posted by geronimo25

1. If you are visiting an AMP make sure to drink a lot of iced tea before entering. Nothing says happy ending like having to take a piss every 5 minutes because a girl is massaging your pelvis into a table with a few pints of liquid in your system.

2. Only visit MP's that have maintenance personnel present, the loud banging adds to your ability to reach a Zen like state.

3. Find the oldest mamasan you can..remember she's not old...she's experienced.

These tips are brought to you from a friend of a friend's cousin's roomate's bosses step-brother experience at an AMP. Hope it brings at least a chuckle.

Nice geronimo25. Not just a chuckle, but a full-on Guffaw-and-Snort. Thanks, I needed that.

**Gronimo25** · 04-05-06 19:12

1. If you are visiting an AMP make sure to drink a lot of iced tea before entering. Nothing says happy ending like having to take a piss every 5 minutes because a girl is massaging your pelvis into a table with a few pints of liquid in your system.

2. Only visit MP's that have maintenance personnel present, the loud banging adds to your ability to reach a Zen like state.

3. Find the oldest mamasan you can..remember she's not old...she's experienced.

These tips are brought to you from a friend of a friend's cousin's roomate's bosses step-brother experience at an AMP. Hope it brings at least a chuckle.

**Take It Deep** · 04-05-06 13:19

Originally Posted by Hurricane62

I went back this week this week to the incall location. See the December 2005 reports. Always a different girl but all young (20-30) and 6-7 in looks.

This last was from Shangai, 5'6", 130 lb, B cup. Very little English. I got a very nice massage and then proceeded to CBJ, cowgirl, and mish.

I then motioned her to turn around for standard doggie action. She got into position, grabbed me and guided me right to the backdoor! I was surprised and finished inside shortly after. I was very good and I don't care if it means I'm gay!

Now I know what the Senior members have been talking about.

H62

Hurricane, This sounds like a fun spot! I am not familiar with it. Where is it located and what is it called?

**Big Surf** · 04-02-06 00:56

I've been to Asahi twice now and leave pretty happy, but now I'm looking for some variety. Anyone know of an mp that might have an attractive blonde or blondes? I dont think my chances of finding a blonde are very good at Asahi. Hehe

Thanks,

BS

**Tribal69** · 03-24-06 10:35

Originally Posted by Hurricane62

I went back this week this week to the incall location. See the December 2005 reports. Always a different girl but all young (20-30) and 6-7 in looks.

This last was from Shangai, 5'6", 130 lb, B cup. Very little English. I got a very nice massage and then proceeded to CBJ, cowgirl, and mish.

I then motioned her to turn around for standard doggie action. She got into position, grabbed me and guided me right to the backdoor! I was surprised and finished inside shortly after. I was very good and I don't care if it means I'm gay!

Now I know what the Senior members have been talking about.

H62

Good for you. Using the backdoor at a AMP is always recommended (two fold meaning.. Ha ha ha I made a funny )

**Hurricane62** · 03-23-06 11:07

I went back this week this week to the incall location. See the December 2005 reports. Always a different girl but all young (20-30) and 6-7 in looks.

This last was from Shangai, 5'6", 130 lb, B cup. Very little English. I got a very nice massage and then proceeded to CBJ, cowgirl, and mish.

I then motioned her to turn around for standard doggie action. She got into position, grabbed me and guided me right to the backdoor! I was surprised and finished inside shortly after. I was very good and I don't care if it means I'm gay!

Now I know what the Senior members have been talking about.

H62

**Hurricane62** · 03-23-06 10:51

Originally Posted by Big Surf

Anyone know anything about Shinn Inn on 17-92? Looking for an AMP with providers still close to being in their 20's or early 30's.

Thx

I visit the Shinn Inn regularly, and I always find young and pretty providers and leave happy with a handshake.

H62

**Gronimo25** · 03-23-06 09:16

Originally Posted by Wsph7

Sugar is busty (C or D), but a bit older: 40'ish.

Don't think Sugar is there anymore.

**Ron News** · 03-23-06 03:11

Big Surf,

Check out weenie's post at 3-13-06.

**Big Surf** · 03-22-06 02:58

Went to Asahi Friday night and got Linda. Got the TS, followed by sauna. Then took me into the private room for message and offerred hj which I gladly accepted. Somewhat mechanical, but nothing to complain about. Gave 2 JK's tip and she told me to make sure I ask for her in the future.

Anyone know anything about Shinn Inn on 17-92? Looking for an AMP with providers still close to being in their 20's or early 30's.

Almost forgot...anyone know of a provider on the east side of town? I was looking into A Tender Touch and My Gentle Touch, but found out on here that they are legit. Anyone......Bueller?

Thx

**Sponge Worthy** · 03-20-06 21:40

Originally Posted by Dragonfly08

Does anyone know if there are any busty women working at RS in longwood?

Not when I was there, but Amy was fat. If you close your eyes and squeeze her belly, it may seem like some natural ones.

**Wsph7** · 03-20-06 19:01

Sugar is busty (C or D), but a bit older: 40'ish.

**Dragonfly08** · 03-20-06 17:09

Does anyone know if there are any busty women working at RS in longwood?

**PcguyFL** · 03-20-06 16:13

I have been to A Tender Touch many times over the last couple of years. However, the latest visit (today) had different providers with a $65 massage and no extras. Just not the same place anymore - I have to take this one off of the list!