Massage Parlor Reports

[ScottysAccount]

Hey everyone, visiting here on business for a couple weeks and I was wondering if anyone has any recommendations for someone who can do an outcall massage to my hotel room? I looked but have not been able to find anyone reputable.

Thanks.

[Max #01]

, I wanted to throw this out there and see if anyone has done this or if they have any recommendations for spots or specific girls.

One month before I visit, I begin taking a supplement stack with the goal to increase my semen volume (load size). I stack zinc, lecithin, and l arginine. Along with this, I also stay very hydrated drinking over one gallon of water per day. I refrain from getting off for at least 14 days before my visit and in the last three days before my club visit I practice edging.

When all of these things are done together the size of your load is fucking huge. Not just noticeably larger but it makes a mess. Peter North like loads of not bigger.

I like to ejaculate on the girl or in her mouth so that I can see the size of the load and be visually stimulated by it. I also like the female to see it too so she can be visually stimulated and shocked by it. Blowing in their mouth yields the same reaction as well.

Anyone ever done this before? There might even be a girl who you didn't care for or had a bad experience with that you want to get back at. I could hose her down for you.

I go without sex (including self-service) for at least a week. My situation makes that not hard to do at all. Refrain from alcohol. I can't speak to pot, because I've never smoked, but I assume the same would be true. Get yourself as horny as possible about an hour before your visit. At my age, I usually partake of Vitamin V at about 30 minutes before I walk in the door. This will usually turn your masseuse into Playmate of the Year. Treating her like a lady also helps.

[FindersKeepers]

Had some time to kill but needed to stay in the area. Interesting setup, big open front room with a few more spaces towards the back. Modest privacy everything separated by curtains. Provider was mid-late 40's. Good hard massage on my back, arms and thighs. Flip, light teasing then another person was brought to the back and massage went strictly therapeutic but underwhelming. Unlikely to repeat.

Reading stories of the old days makes me wish I had been around, but there are better places in the city to get a better therapeutic massage.

[Rex66]

Really appreciate the info Kurt. You're right. There is more info on those boards. I was initially confusing a shirlington therapy and S tempatations. My fault. But you answered everything I was hoping to know. Appreciate it.

I'm looking for something tonight. Do you have a link for this? I can't find anything with a google search.

Thanks.

Sorry for the late reply. You got to google edensmodelva. Took me a moment to realize after I lost track of their ads. Good luck.

Was my tempted to see Natalie in dc myself.

[BuckshotWatson]

Anyone have any recent info on Shirlington? In my hunt, they seem to be the only one I've run across on RM, that offers FS.

Thanks for any info.

Both Shirlington and EdenModels are discussed in the Northern Virginia section of the Virginia board. I haven't seen either operation, so can't offer any insight.

[VanillaStick]

Anyone have any recent info on Shirlington? In my hunt, they seem to be the only one I've run across on RM, that offers FS.

Thanks for any info.

[VanillaStick]

Hello all,

Hoping this is kosher to ask here about Edens models and other private viewing arrangements, like St in nova. Been to AMPs and none asian mp's before but something these places are a little different.

Noticed Edens hosts in DC and was real tempted to call them.

What would someone expect there? Is it pretty much the same situation as an AMP upon arrival? I'm assuming there would be a hand finish but no idea if I would be expected to tip on top of the rate. Would appreciate any and all info to avoid making a fool of myself. Thanks.

I'm looking for something tonight. Do you have a link for this? I can't find anything with a google search.

Thanks.

[Kurt Honn]

Hoping this is kosher to ask here about Edens models and other private viewing arrangements, like St in nova. Been to AMPs and none asian mp's before but something these places are a little different.

There are extensive recent discussions on the NoVA MP forum with dozens of posts over the last few weeks which probably will answer most of your questions.

Noticed Edens hosts in DC and was real tempted to call them.

IMHO, the E M location in DC is the nicest location for PV / MP in the DMV area and tends to host E M's traveling models which tend to be among the prettiest. Given the nicer environment, some extra discretion is advisable.

What would someone expect there? Is it pretty much the same situation as an AMP upon arrival? I'm assuming there would be a hand finish but no idea if I would be expected to tip on top of the rate. Would appreciate any and all info to avoid making a fool of myself. Thanks.

PV models and standard NoVA MPs generally provide the same services. Differences include that the PV models are usually younger, prettier and speak English well and do not require any additional tip for the same level of service. Some sometimes provide some clients some additional services for an additional tip, but that is all that can be said in general.

[Rex66]

Hello all,

Hoping this is kosher to ask here about Edens models and other private viewing arrangements, like St in nova. Been to AMPs and none asian mp's before but something these places are a little different.

Noticed Edens hosts in DC and was real tempted to call them.

What would someone expect there? Is it pretty much the same situation as an AMP upon arrival? I'm assuming there would be a hand finish but no idea if I would be expected to tip on top of the rate. Would appreciate any and all info to avoid making a fool of myself. Thanks.

[Param Ahmad]

So I was looking into va law apparently hand service in va is not illegal mmmm any one know more on this.

You seem to be correct:

https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/...ction18.2-346/ :

18.2-346. Prostitution; commercial sexual conduct; commercial exploitation of a minor; penalties.

A. Any person who, for money or its equivalent, (I) commits adultery, fornication, or any act in violation of 18.2-361, performs cunnilingus, fellatio, or anilingus upon or by another person, or engages in anal intercourse or (ii) offers to commit adultery, fornication, or any act in violation of 18.2-361, perform cunnilingus, fellatio, or anilingus upon or by another person, or engage in anal intercourse and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof is guilty of prostitution, which is punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor.

B. Any person who offers money or its equivalent to another for the purpose of engaging in sexual acts as enumerated in subsection A and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof is guilty of solicitation of prostitution, which is punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor. However, any person who solicits prostitution from a minor (I) 16 years of age or older is guilty of a Class 6 felony or (ii) younger than 16 years of age is guilty of a Class 5 felony.

But consensual sexual intercourse with anyone you are not married to is a crime in Virginia -- even if you don't pay her!

https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/...ction18.2-344/ :

18.2-344. Fornication.

Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.

Amazing, even if the penalty for consensual sex without paying her is only a $250 fine: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/...ection18.2-11/.

[Efltgp]

So I was looking into va law apparently hand service in va is not illegal mmmm any one know more on this.

[Jedston]

Stopped by here after RidgeRacer's report, and indeed there was a blonde working there. Older, maybe mid to late 50's. Wearing a red dress, decent bust. Russian, couldn't speak English very well. Thankfully, I only paid for the half hour, ($1 damage) because the massage was pretty much nonexistent.

Fortunately that wasn't necessarily why I was there, but still a bit offputting. No real teasing, and she just went for it on the flip. I asked her politely if she was fluent in French, to which she vehemently denied such an act. She went on about how she would lose her license, and if I wanted that kind of service, to go see a Chinese therapist. So hooray, I got a nonexistent massage, but a standard ending. Definitely wouldn't repeat for that price. Sounds to me like the brunette is the better of the two.

[Member #6804]

I know that's not only one place in the entire district willing to go the extra mile on a full body massage. Someone, anyone, please give me some intel.

[BadDances]

I haven't been in this area for years. I went back to G&G because I used to have a lot of fun there. Was promised FS, was then refused FS. Took my money back and walked out. Disappointing.

[Member #6804]

Checked out La Perla Salon near Mount Vernon Square the other day. Called ahead and when I asked if the hour massage was full body, she straightforwardly told me happy ending was included for $1. 20. Place is in a rowhouse basement. Was met by a middle aged brunette, buxom Russian in a tight red dress. Not amazing to look at but not bad.

Massage was OK, not half assed like some I've had but not something that's really going to work out the knots. On the flip, she got the job done and gave some nice verbal encouragement, but nothing out of this world. She allowed otc rubbing of her ass. Topless was more, but I didn't feel like splurging.

Did not expect or receive a tip after the initial house fee. All in all, a rather middling experience, but the only thing I've found at all convenient to downtown DC so may repeat. I think there's a blonde who works there as well.