The Rat Trap

[SweetsGym]

Thank you Paige for busting my two-girl cherry along with KatieLovett, a wild and crazy dream I'll never forget! Here's a link to my old review, I still get wood reading it today, LOL:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3519796

Good luck to you in all your future endeavors, you were a class act and a valuable member of this forum. You will be missed!

SYM.

That was an amazingly fun time. Now I get why you write these reviews the way you do. So later on you can go back and relive every one of the hot incounters you've had with us lovely ladies!

[Camera3]

Hey Swaggyskank Dumbass,

It's AURA not ORA. Your Roll Tide Inbred Cousin sucking Bama 5th grade education credentials are showing. War Eagle!

SP.

You just got to poke the bear, don't you?

For the record, I don't drive a black anything. Nope. A '66 VW bus with a spinning sunflower on the front.

C3.

[Steve Pope]

The fact that anytime I was telling FartyMarty what a cocksucker Vino is he would get real still and you could see the pissed off uncomfortable ora surrounding him.
Swags.

Hey Swaggyskank Dumbass,

It's AURA not ORA. Your Roll Tide Inbred Cousin sucking Bama 5th grade education credentials are showing. War Eagle!

SP.

[Steve Pope]

I said you moron that all I said was he's nothing but a cashier. So how does he come back with you're a cashier at a liquor store? Keep it up, I'm not the only one who knows you are FartyMarty. Who knows, maybe MBI or FBI does. They did raid the store once and you just so happened not to be there. You're day will come soon brother.

Swags.

You've got some severe mental issues girl. You're delusional and paranoid. Get back on your meds, you're a batshit crazy biatch! Stay away from the window. Don't look outside because someone in a full size limo tint black Chevy pickup truck may be stalking you as you read this. It has a ABC liquor store sticker on it. Is it FartyMarty? Is it Vino? Is it C3? Maybe it's me, Steve Pope. Try to wrap your twisted little mind around those thoughts. Maybe you really have multiple stalkers, have you ever considered that, you crazy crackpot?.

SP.

[SevenYearMitch]

Thank you Paige for busting my two-girl cherry along with KatieLovett, a wild and crazy dream I'll never forget! Here's a link to my old review, I still get wood reading it today, LOL:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3519796

Good luck to you in all your future endeavors, you were a class act and a valuable member of this forum. You will be missed!

SYM.

A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.

I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:

Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!

To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.

To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!

And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.

I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.

Thanks!

Xoxo.

Paige.

[DreamForever69]

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You don't get to have this both ways, either condoms work or they don't. You can't say that you not practicing safe sex makes it more likely that I will catch something when you're a safety guy.

Either they work or they don't, if they do STFU about this and if they don't then start fucking bare.

A2

[SweetsGym]

A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.

I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:

Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!

To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.

To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!

And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.

I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.

Thanks!

Xoxo.

Paige.

[FrankCuba]

If it makes you feel any better, I NEVER would have booked you for anything.

Swagalicious.

My friend tells me that you and I went to high school together. I don't believe it, but. Wouldn't that make you kind of old?

[Omar1979]

I miss TMC. Always gave good, honest reports. We should start at Free TMC Thread.

I don't have much time to monger and he's helped me a lot by pointing me in the right direction. He's also helped me avoid some of the real nasty theives as well. Those thieves were always recommended by a popular lying pile of trash who's also gone. Not sure if it's his gigantic member or his personality but the girls I talked to had great things to say about TMC as well. A cool dude.

[HappyThreeT]

ROWOV -resisting officer without violence. If in the course of his "police work" you hinder him, slows him down, obstruct or otherwise just waste their time they can, and if you're the subject of their official duty, then they most likely will tack on that charge to your booking sheet. It's called POP charge. You've Pissed OFF the Police so he's going to make bail harder, time longer and probation more aggravating. If he asks for your ID and he needs to know it officially you don't have one so he has to ask. Bunch of questions go enter it into the computer for several different databases and they feel it's wasting time, they will tack it on. They won't go putting it on without good cause because while "hindering their performance" is defined at their discretion in the moment it will go before a judge and it's his determination if your guilty now as much as the officer may want to mess with you, he's not going to risk admonishment by the judge for bringing BS into his courtroom and if he sees you enough with even just small crap like this, well I've seen a judge make someone with a badge's life hell to make a point just as they have done with the convicted. But just like I've never witnessed someone use a needle for recreational drug use and not end up addicted or have some significant detrimental result also I have never seen someone give an officer a hard time and not have it go well. If you get ROWOV charge you're an asshole that's that. If he's got you he's got you. Skill, bad luck or whatever brought you to that point just minimize it with yes sir no sir three bags full then STFU. But hey, you're life. If you want that officer to start adding charges like it's Pringle's chips and once he starts he can't stop and it's going to get costly for you. Wrong or right, moral or immorAl. The reality here is that's something they can do and no amount of complaining will make it less because that law will stay on the books for the ace in the hole it can provide with shit hits ran and they willl use it c.

Laws on the books you should concern yourself with —-FSS 50.10. Anyone on this site smoke? Discard a lit flammable object anywhere on the ground. Cigar cigarette, even a damn matchstick and he can arrest you 1st degree misdemeanor and then search your vehicle or belongings at will.

Those white lines at traffic signals intersections? If your tire even touches the edge technically you're breaking a traffic law and can be pulled over. If you're riding dirty and they want you, these two laws are how an old timers will get ya if you're one of the. 00001% of drivers who can manage to not break a law after seeing police car behind them.

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/...s/0590.10.html

They need to suspect you of violating some law no matter how minimal that law is. Any traffic offense, jaywalking, open container, loitering, suspicion of prostitution or just about anything. If they suspect you for some valid reason (even resembling someone that committed a crime), they can stop you and ask for it. You can refuse and then they will determine whether to let you go or detain you. They will usually opt for the latter one.

Stop and Frisk Law. .

(1) This section may be known and cited as the "Florida Stop and Frisk Law. ".

(2) Whenever any law enforcement officer of this state encounters any person under circumstances which B reasonably indicate that such person has committed, is committing, or is about to commit a violation of the criminal laws of this state or the criminal ordinances of any municipality or county, the officer may temporarily detain such person for the purpose of ascertaining the identity of the person.

[SC James]

I miss TMC. Always gave good, honest reports. We should start at Free TMC Thread.

I don't know what he did, but it seemed like even A2 hated to see him go.

[FrankCuba]

And to think I was about to call Swags for a date a couple of years ago. And then she started calling Vino Marty. I've known Vino for years and he is not Marty. If you really want proof Swags, ask Cassie. She has photos of her and Marty on her FB page. So she knows both of them. And they not the same. Batshit crazy.

[SmashDog]

Me too. Gave good reports.

I miss TMC. Always gave good, honest reports. We should start at Free TMC Thread.

[RoadWarrior2K]

Then you're not paying attention! This is better than the daytime soaps.

[ForGOnly]

Is Jerry Springer taping in Orlando this week? Or you guys practicing. .

Swags, Vino is not Marty. McFly or otherwise. Everyone take a drink and have a great week!