Escort Reports

**Tom McAn** · 04-22-19 00:00

Executive summary: Overall, this went better than many of my previous crapshoot visits. However, there were still some flaws. Few of the advertised services were available, as is typical, and there were no bare services. I was shorted on time and something disconcerting happened toward the end.

Details: I was still in the mood for some relief and called a few providers. Only one ad was responsive and that was an ad in Falls Church. The gal I talked to sent me the address. It was the same place as the one which sent me the "no BBFS" text yesterday even though the ad said BBFS and creampie were available. The ad I responded to this afternoon, using a different number, made no such claim. Figuring the folks I know who live nearby were probably occupied or away on this Easter holiday, I decided to check it out. I arrived and called the number to let them know I was there. She asked me to hold a moment, so I guess I was talking to someone at Crapshoot Central rather than the local provider. (It was a 917 number, which is a New York City area code.) Then she gave me the suite number and I proceeded upstairs.

A 30-ish woman in a tight black dress answered the door. I saw no sign of the man described in a previous post, at least upon arriving. (More on that later.) The gal, who turned out to be my provider, led me to a room with both a massage table and a bed as well as a shelf full of stuff and a small couch. She asked me to get undressed and lie face down on the table. She began a massage, not CMT quality but better than a basic rub. Unfortunately, it didn't last long before she asked me to turn over. By now she was topless; her tits were small but perky. After rubbing my chest for a moment she reached for a raincoat, applied it and began a so-so CBJ. Then she climbed up on the table and began some CG riding. After a few minutes we switched positions and I entered her in standing mish. I finished in this position a few minutes later. She then cleaned me up and began handing me my clothes, a strong hint it was time to get dressed. She also got dressed. As she led me out of the room I encountered a man in the lobby. He invited me to take some candy, so I'm presuming it was papasan rather than another monger. Still, I found this disconcerting. I grabbed something out of the bowl and then left.

Pros: I got a massage, albeit one that was all too brief. I actually got to finish inside the provider rather than with a HJ or, worse yet, a DIY finish. And the provider, while not a model by any means, wasn't bad-looking.

Cons: Except for a massage, none of the other advertised services were provided. I encountered that man. And I was out the door about 10 minutes shy of the half-hour, for which I paid $. 4.

In the end I got some stress relief but not as nice as I wanted.

**Schmoopy** · 04-21-19 22:45

Originally Posted by WillOckham [View Original Post]

Thai Moon, who worked in NiceSence and later EliteModels.com, is back in town for a long stay. She is advertising on Eros as Moon, https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...2343.htm?cat=1 She's definitely GFE / PSE and really one of the nicest persons in this hobby. I believe she's in Tysons.

Moon went indie a while back, but this is the first I've seen of her on Eros. I believe she is still in an apartment in Tysons, she had been living there with Martyna (also formerly nicesense, now indie). Will nailed it. She is super nice. Currently in school, absolutely no language barrier, and very easy to talk to. She had been one of the lower cost options at nicesense, perhaps due to her sturdier frame. So, if you aren't into spinner, and prefer someone real, she's worth a shot.

**WillOckham** · 04-21-19 22:03

Thai Moon, who worked in NiceSence and later EliteModels.com, is back in town for a long stay. She is advertising on Eros as Moon, https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...2343.htm?cat=1 She's definitely GFE / PSE and really one of the nicest persons in this hobby. I believe she's in Tysons.

**MiRoad** · 04-21-19 21:53

Originally Posted by DoggieFan [View Original Post]

I know that use to be the case but I thought I read that they discontinued that feature.

I'll give it a try.

I have a premium membership but not sure it's worth it. Most reviews are fake. Unless there are multiple reviews of other girls by the same reviewer they tend to be BS, posted by the provider or her shills.

**Schmoopy** · 04-21-19 18:50

Originally Posted by FacelessBoy [View Original Post]

Unless they lied, it is the same Sofia from nicesense (spoke to them).

The Sofia who was at bookalatina was not close to what you described (very tall, thick, fake, 32+, drinker). I got to know bookalatina Sofia fairly well after visiting her several times over the last week. She is avg height, very fit (visible ab and back muscles), 20-something, who doesn't drink / smoke. The pics on EROS and EroticMonkey were both accurate. She went back to school (Brazil) yesterday, but may be back before things ramp up in the Fall. Let's all hope!

**GilBang** · 04-21-19 17:15

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

Thanks. I think the Alexandria location was reviewed a few days ago.

You're right, I typed Springfield, when I meant to say Alexandria.

**WalterKovacs** · 04-21-19 16:43

Originally Posted by KrishKrish [View Original Post]

Its all legit. I go to AG often. Its my backup.

Its just that they are not that competent. Not sure they have good system. It takes time.

Thanks for PM. I responded.

Originally Posted by Schmoopy [View Original Post]

They also don't always hold appointments, and / or double book. I'm guessing that since most of their competition is gone, they are a bit overwhelmed.

This isn't a good excuse because Elite has two assistants and I was confirmed the same day despite how incompetent they were as well.

**WillOckham** · 04-21-19 16:14

DD does not live up to her moniker, as she is only an enhanced D, not DD. But she is one of the most responsive escorts that I have ever met. Every appointment with her has been wonderful. She enjoys her work and everything associated with it. BBBJ, DATY and CFS are on the menu. If you like someone who moans, groans, and cries, she is the one to see. I would rate her 8/10, but remember responsiveness is what I am seeking. If she is happy, I am too, but you should be with DD. But, again it just depends on what you seek.

**DoggieFan** · 04-21-19 16:00

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

TER is based overseas but chose to block access by American customers due to FOSTA / SESTA. And yes, I hope that law is ultimately struck down.

As for Erotic Monkey, you can get a one-week free premium membership for submitting a review. Whether it's worth it is another matter altogether.

I know that use to be the case but I thought I read that they discontinued that feature.

I'll give it a try.

**Tom McAn** · 04-21-19 15:39

Originally Posted by GilBang [View Original Post]

Based on old ads from this same outfit, it seems that this is the number that has replaced that, that's just my. 02 : https://cityxguide.co/escorts/tyson-...body-15976411/ or the Springfield one: https://cityxguide.co/escorts/2-hot-...-wet-15974964/.

Thanks. I think the Alexandria location was reviewed a few days ago.

**Tom McAn** · 04-21-19 14:31

Originally Posted by DoggieFan [View Original Post]

Hey Creeping,

Are you paying for Exotic Monkey access? Since they now block us non paying members from seeing pics the site is useless in IMHO.

I'm registered but that and 99 cents gets you a cup of coffee.

Someone needs to resurrect TER, from a non US country to skirt FOSTA!

Now when I see a review with a link to Erotic Monkey I scroll right past.

TER is based overseas but chose to block access by American customers due to FOSTA / SESTA. And yes, I hope that law is ultimately struck down.

As for Erotic Monkey, you can get a one-week free premium membership for submitting a review. Whether it's worth it is another matter altogether.

**DoggieFan** · 04-21-19 13:57

Originally Posted by Creeping [View Original Post]

Personally, I haven't seen her but I do know she's been advertising for years. Do some research in the forum and you will get the answers you're looking for.

Creepin.

Hey Creeping,

Are you paying for Exotic Monkey access? Since they now block us non paying members from seeing pics the site is useless in IMHO.

I'm registered but that and 99 cents gets you a cup of coffee.

Someone needs to resurrect TER, from a non US country to skirt FOSTA!

Now when I see a review with a link to Erotic Monkey I scroll right past.

**GilBang** · 04-21-19 13:23

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

Sorry for quoting a post from nine or ten pages back, but I called the number for this ad earlier this evening and got a message that the number was out of service. I got the same message for the Falls Church number. More crap from the crapshoot.

Based on old ads from this same outfit, it seems that this is the number that has replaced that, that's just my. 02 : https://cityxguide.co/escorts/tyson-...body-15976411/ or the Springfield one: https://cityxguide.co/escorts/2-hot-...-wet-15974964/.

**Tom McAn** · 04-21-19 12:34

I rechecked the Falls Church Asian crapshoot ad I posted yesterday and found that they've edited "BBFS" out of the photos, although they curiously left the word "creampie". They also added some other photos. I stayed home last night and didn't sample anyone; we'll see about today. Here's the edited ad:

https://cityxguide.co/escorts/21-nue...l-pic-18098637

**Creeping** · 04-21-19 12:11

Originally Posted by Haze007 [View Original Post]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/samantha...ns-corner-9044

I'm thinking about going to see her.

Personally, I haven't seen her but I do know she's been advertising for years. Do some research in the forum and you will get the answers you're looking for.

Creepin.