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[Pain2019]

Back in the BP days I could find some early morning AMPs that allowed easier hobbying due to family and work issues. The ones I knew have since gone away. Anyone know of any early bird AMPs?

They open at 7:00 am-11:00 pm Every day.

[SaberLancer091]

Managed to get in contact with Lailani and set up an appointment with her saying that she would send a confirmation request later in the week. Based on prior reviews regarding her, I was excited about finally getting a chance to see her. However, the day before the appointment I had still not heard back from her so I sent a message to her asking her about the confirmation / appointment. No response at all. The day of the appointment as well, there was no response from her. Although annoyed, at least I didn't have to drive all the way to her incall and then have her flake out.

I guess maybe she overbooked or just didn't decide not to work that day but anyone trying to book with her have this problem?

[TwoBlueBalls]

Just an FYI. I've been informed that Honey Bee has returned to the V. I've never gotten a massage with her, but there are some favorable reports on this gal if you do a search for Honey. She is a tiny cutie and seems very sweet. A little darker skinned than most Chinese gals, reminding me of my old psychotic Filipina girlfriends. I'm still suffering from PTSD whenever I meet a Filipina, but that's just me!

[William Monroe]

Anyone have any intel on Tess? She's in Carlsbad. Thanks.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/123260

[BeerGuy]

Back in the BP days I could find some early morning AMPs that allowed easier hobbying due to family and work issues. The ones I knew have since gone away. Anyone know of any early bird AMPs?

[BlueSkyBlue]

Thanks for the history lesson my dude. Ain't seen any reviews from you in San Jose. Is the situation up there that freakin' bad?

I think the simple reason I'm not writing reviews is I don't feel they be appreciated up here.

I write (what I hope are) informative and detailed reviews but up here everything is now being written in code.

It's understandable that they're worried about getting a spa shut down. Given the huge numbers of places already closed and the believe that LE is using reviews on rub maps as a tool to a identity places to close, I'm the last one to want to see these girls get thrown out of business because misguided social engineering on the part of the government. Does not matter whether it's a hand job or blow job or hot and sweaty full contact fucking, in the eyes of the law it's all prostitution. And prostitution is currently illegal.

Rather than have a free and honest exchange of information and experiences, reviews are written in code. But read some of the reviews in San Jose, the code is about worthless. An experience monger can see right through it however there still a lot of guys asking questions. So the point of a code is you don't publicly explain what the code is. And yet that's what people are doing.

I don't think it will fool LE.

However there is a lot of adventures to be found up here and I'm sure there's a lot more for me to discover. It seems like the screening questions have been a lot more intense then I'm used to. Most of the places seem terrified at offering full service but yesterday I just really wanted to massage.

••• warning TL (too long) review ahead••.

The story you're about to read is true however it is not in San Diego.

So I did what I always do, thru my online research, I found a place that had reviews that was close and convenient. HF was $60 an hour or so in the reviews said the provider had double D's size boobs. But here's where the reviews missed lead you up here. Two recent reviews said that there was no touching allowed and one said there was no HJ offered so I took my chances and walked in.

Older Vietnamese woman greeted me at the door with a sweet smile and a cute face but in my eyes immediately gravitated towards her pretty awesome set of lovely large boobs. She asked me how long but quickly offered me $40 for a 45 minute "special". As I had no expectations of anything other than a massage and an HJ, I will give it a go so she grabbed my hand and was led to the room. The place had four different rooms each one had a name of a different flower. I was put in the "Jasmine" room. I had to admire the Decour and layout was pretty well done obviously the place is been there for years but it could pass as a legit spa as well as a place to have fun and relaxation.

So I get undressed and I'm laying face down and when she walks soon we have a gentle and nice conversation, I didn't feel this was the harsh interrogation I've gotten at other places, at least on the surface it had the feeling of a more just getting to know you type conversation. As she started massage on my back, I put my hand on her leg, lightly touching her just letting her know I was interested in being close. Soon she was sitting down on the tables next to me so I reach my hand over on her hip and pulled her closer to me. There definitely was a comfortable feeling between us and soon she got on my back and started straddling my ass. During massage it's common to momentarily lose contact so when she lifted her hands for a minute I didn't think anything about it but when she leaned forward again I could feel the shirt had come off and those amazingly large soft firm boobs were grinding in my back. I reached back and grabbed her hips and pulled her against my ass and she proceeded to start humping me as she asked me what I wanted.

Remember the reviews said there was no tit action and sometimes not even an HJ "according to the reviews" so I smiled and told her everything still not expecting a positive response. Her answer actually surprised me when she said how much you pay and do you have a condom? Not what I was expecting when I happily told her $100 and yes yes I do you have a condom. She got up and said OK and went to the front of the shop to lock the door. It was a long minute or two as I listened to her footsteps coming back I totally wasn't expecting to get laid but it was a happy turn of the events. I was still laying face down when she came back in the room and immediately the shirt came off again. Those big boobs lightly glided over my back, spending some time on my as as her boobs slowly trace the contours of my body. I was hoping she would lick my balls as I thrust my hips up but she kept.

Running her boobs up and down the crack of my ass. After A few moments of her tits on my back, I turned over and helped her out of her jeans. She's an attractive older woman but there is a reason why those boobs were so big as I realized her tight and shapely jeans also kind of kept everything together. So I gazed upon her naked body, a little bit of a belly, a little round but I'm very willing to fuck a plump girl. It's still better than the alternative of no service at all. So as I pulled off for her jeans (no panties) I started to gently kiss her surprisingly small tight ass. A quick lick of her clean shaved little pussy and I noticed she brought in a couple of condoms. So she was obviously prepared for play at the shop. Are usually use my own I prefer opening the rappers myself having it fresh most of the time the girls already open them and have them hidden somewhere. The condoms that she brought out were still in the wrapper so after a few moments of her lightly massaging my cock with a very nice delicate touch on my balls and my ass, she open the condom and tried to roll it on. This was in obvious failure so she tried to put it on with her mouth I am joyed her sucking on me but the condom just wouldn't roll down so I reached over and grab one of mine that I brought him and helped her put it on. This delay just got me more worked up and she was really worried about my size so she wanted to get on top. Laying on the table, she reached over to get some lube but grabbed the hand sanitizer instead.

For me sex is about pleasure so the look of pain and discomfort on her face got me worried until we realized what she had done. Another quick cleaning off and replacing the condom this time putting a proper lubrication on soon humping like little bunnies. It really felt good in my head buried between these big boobs as I was hopping up-and-down on her. We went through a few positions and I finished missionary. We cleaned up and chatted for a few minutes.

I heard a small scratching sound at the door and she told me time was up, it turns out her little shop dog scratches on the door after one hour, so her little furry alarm clock was letting us know the session was over.

I am very sure I went over the 45 minutes I paid for and while I could've probably negotiated for less than the $100 , it was a good experience.

Remember this is in San Jose not in San Diego so please don't ask me for the address or the name.

[Pain2019]

I'm in town for one more evening. Where is this located? Can't seem to find it.

What's the Damage $$.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I'm in town for one more evening. Where is this located? Can't seem to find it.

I see you're a relatively new member so allow me to help you better use this forum. Use the search function for Rosecrans and you shall be enlightened!

[TwoBlueBalls]

This is one of the more amazing reports I've read in this section. Both informative and humorous. How much was the tip?

Sometimes these gals lie about how old they are, because Asian women defy their true age, but I believe her when she told me, ershiwu. That's 25 to us Americanos. All natural with the softest skin you can imagine! $40 half hour, $60 hour house fee. I gave her a well deserved $200 tip for an amazing therapeutic massage!

[TwoBlueBalls]

Hopefully not, but could be one of two WTF:

1. it's a subtle way of her telling you about her previous life before becoming a nurse, or.

2. She's been following you.

Then again, maybe it is a coincidence. Good luck!

Point one wasn't a consideration since I got her life story in extreme detail one very long blue balled night! Point two did cross my mind or maybe I was spotted by one of her friends. The entrance to Rosecrans you can see from the street! So I asked her why this specific book and she said it's because I mentioned that one of my old girlfriends was Chinese. She's an avid reader and also an Amy Tan fan. Joy Fuck Club is on her next date night plans. Might have to let this one go. She's to good for me and I think I'll kill myself if I have to watch that movie! Thanks for the feedback!

[TowsonGuy]

I often pass by the Beauty Salon and Spa on Rosecrans when visiting one of my lady friends. Stopped in to see Candy but to my dismay she's moved on. An older lady calling herself Rose greets me. She read my mind, suggesting I try the other gal Amy. I caught a glimpse of Amy when I enjoyed Candy, but thought she had larger boobs and didn't realize how cute she is! Amy takes my hand persuading me to give her a try, but she already had me at, ni hao! Paid $60 for an hour and when she returned, stays in the room teasing me while I undressed. Can't speak to massage skills as I motioned to remove her dress as soon as I was naked. I got a cover from my secret hiding spot (AKA coin pocket) and locked the door. She smiles asking something along the lines of how often I do this. My first time and I'm a virgin so please be gentle. Ai yaaa! Between her teasing, while I undressed and my teasing while she undressed, I was a flagpole before her panties hit the floor! She grabs my Johnson to pull me towards her and we make out and explore each other like teenagers! She's very vocal and expressive. I'm thinking we might be a bit noisy, but having too good a time to care. I glance at the time, Alamak! How time flies when you're having fun! I point at the clock and she starts humping like a wild rabbit! I have to admit I'm impressed with her stamina as she thrashed and writhed, riding me like a bucking bronco for what seemed like forever! After her eyes roll to the back of her head, she finally tired to a more sane hump and grind along with softer oohs and aahs. I matched her rhythm, building to another climactic finale! As I'm leaving, Rose smirks and says see you tomorrow! I'm thinking if my date is still playing hard to get, damn straight!

I'm in town for one more evening. Where is this located? Can't seem to find it.

[Flintboy]

I often pass by the Beauty Salon and Spa on Rosecrans when visiting one of my lady friends. Stopped in to see Candy but to my dismay she's moved on. An older lady calling herself Rose greets me. She read my mind, suggesting I try the other gal Amy. I caught a glimpse of Amy when I enjoyed Candy, but thought she had larger boobs and didn't realize how cute she is! Amy takes my hand persuading me to give her a try, but she already had me at, ni hao! Paid $60 for an hour and when she returned, stays in the room teasing me while I undressed. Can't speak to massage skills as I motioned to remove her dress as soon as I was naked. I got a cover from my secret hiding spot (AKA coin pocket) and locked the door. She smiles asking something along the lines of how often I do this. My first time and I'm a virgin so please be gentle. Ai yaaa! Between her teasing, while I undressed and my teasing while she undressed, I was a flagpole before her panties hit the floor! She grabs my Johnson to pull me towards her and we make out and explore each other like teenagers! She's very vocal and expressive. I'm thinking we might be a bit noisy, but having too good a time to care. I glance at the time, Alamak! How time flies when you're having fun! I point at the clock and she starts humping like a wild rabbit! I have to admit I'm impressed with her stamina as she thrashed and writhed, riding me like a bucking bronco for what seemed like forever! After her eyes roll to the back of her head, she finally tired to a more sane hump and grind along with softer oohs and aahs. I matched her rhythm, building to another climactic finale! As I'm leaving, Rose smirks and says see you tomorrow! I'm thinking if my date is still playing hard to get, damn straight!

This is one of the more amazing reports I've read in this section. Both informative and humorous. How much was the tip?

[SdfitLife]

Looks like FS is back on the menu for a limited time only.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/128480

[MisterTwinkies]

And yes you lucky bastards I miss San Diego.

It's fucking annoying up here being a new guy in San Jose.

Thanks for the history lesson my dude. We miss you too. Ain't seen any reviews from you in San Jose. Is the situation up there that freakin' bad?