Massage Parlor Reports

**Rocket Dork** · 04-16-19 16:20

Originally Posted by WenRegnom88 [View Original Post]

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

Really? LOL! Rocket Dork.

**Heathwood** · 04-16-19 13:09

Successful trip out south. Cute masseuse. Nice massage. Even the mamasan was attractive.

**Captain1954** · 04-16-19 12:48

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

Saw a new place. There reviews on it on RM but I can't read it. Anybody here try them yet?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...a/7814556.html

Hi.

It's the same owner as Lotus Spa on Irving Park so they may rotate staff so LuLu May be your mt if it's the same as Irving Park full menu available with older mt.

**Sam Spade** · 04-15-19 21:56

Originally Posted by WenRegnom88 [View Original Post]

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

You can't have spent any time on this forum or any other for that matter, to get ripped off so bad. You don't throw money at them. You smile and negotiate, and if she's goes with some outrageous price, you smile and say no thanks. And then you can enjoy watching them change their tune, or get pissed and tell you to leave.

**ChineseGuy1122** · 04-15-19 18:38

After reading all these reports on Sarah I decided to go check her out. I always wait till Monday because it's usually the slowest day and I don't have to be like the 19th guy in line. I'm not a big fan of massage parlors anymore because I always feel like I'm committing a crime when I go into these places and especially at okie dokie and ozone where they lock the door so your hoping and praying that someone is right there to let you in before all these people on the busy street see you standing in front of a massage parlour in the middle of the day. Anyway, once I got in, I was right and the place was completely empty and it was only the mamasan, Sarah and one other girl. I went to the restroom beforehand so I could take a quick leak. As I am about to take a piss I noticed there are bunch of floaties in the toilet and I nearly hurled. I didn't think any dude would possibly be brave enough to take a dump in a massage parlor so I had to assume it was one of the three women working. I had my mindset I was only going to get a hand job at that point. When Sarah started the massage, I actually thought it was pretty good or at least better than the ones I'm used to where the girl will just give like five slaps on the back and ass and tell me to turn over and ask me what I want. Once it was time to turn over, I am ready to just tell her that I just want a hand job as I still couldn't get the thought of those floaties out of my head, but before I do she says 160 and you get everything. I've been so used to paying 400 to 500 lately that 160 sounded too good to pass up. I figured for 160, it was worth playing the odds that the floaties didn't belong to her but I was as limp as a dick could possibly be. But as soon as she started sucking away, my dick rose from the dead and became rock hard. The girl was sucking like she was pissed off at my little guy. After a few minutes she puts the rubber on and I start pumping away. As I am pumping, I notice that during this whole time that I never heard that annoying dog barking at all next door. I took a quick break from pumping and I asked her if someone finally shot that dog as a joke. Girl had no idea what I said because she replies. 'that sounds good honey. " I just nod as if she knew what I was saying and once we finished up, she hands me the condom and asks me to take it with me. I thought I'd seen it all.

Overall, Sarah is a cute girl and for that price, you really can't lose. $240 plus I threw in another $40 tip for giving me back my used condom. LOL. It's probably sitting somewhere on Chicago Ave as I'm writing this review.

**WenRegnom88** · 04-15-19 12:36

Well I dreamt I went to Oki and I think I had Sarah? She was a pretty cute light skinned gal with a pretty decent bod. I'm guessing she's in her 30's. Massage was mediocre mostly rubbing. I threw a $100 at her from the beginning hoping for a BBBJ but I only got a topless L1. There was an older woman. Maybe who ran the place but she was pretty hot too. Feel free to share any input! Don't know if I'd go back. $170 for level 1 after hitting up NG makes me feel leaving empty handed LOL.

**OrdLover** · 04-15-19 09:53

Saw a new place. There reviews on it on RM but I can't read it. Anybody here try them yet?

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu...a/7814556.html

**Biliator** · 04-14-19 22:10

Originally Posted by MrLoudMonger [View Original Post]

I've been to Yun Ping and Jin Ding (next door to each other) a few times. Jin Ding was always a fun-free zone, and Yun Ping was reliable for L1 fun. I suspect the Yun Ping owner bought Jin Ding, as I noticed her (she's kind of hard to miss, she reminds me of the old four-foot Psychic lady from the Poltergeist movies that kept telling Carol Ann to Go Into the Light). Anyway I have seen her popping in and out of both places, and both have new identical signs on the door stating their new hours. (open till 1030). I'm hoping that means Jin Ding is becoming a fun zone too.

They may have a different model. I've seen Claire (formerly of Elegant) at Jin Ding. She doesn't work there, but can schedule appts there with her clients.

**Biliator** · 04-14-19 15:51

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

I Haven't been there in ages. I guess it's time to get my nails done. There was always a fantastic looking Chinese woman there. Around 30. Killer ass. I think she said mary or sue. Something really plain. I'd love to get to do more with her. Maybe even a pedicure. Is she still there?

Finger.

Sounds like an Emily session at SXL. As for Mary, long gone. I believe she is at least part time at Belmont. May go by Wendy there.

**Wild Rider 80** · 04-14-19 14:53

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

This place has been offering Euro outcalls for close to 20 years. More than likely they will up-charge for the outcall, but you'll have no problem having somebody visit you for FBSM.

https://www.massage-chicago.info/

Dr Manhattan your are both a scholar and a gentleman. Helpful and have the information. I wish everyone on here was more like that!

**TheRedStar** · 04-13-19 22:09

Originally Posted by Producer79 [View Original Post]

I feel your pain as a fellow black guy. Is usually roll the dice and tip well. When that happens they welcome you with open arms. That's why I maintain a list of regulars.

I agree 100% are usually give places to chances the first time is normal not to get any extras but the second time try to see the same person and see where you get. I've had great fun at SXL and remember the ones you like try to get their number so if they move you can know where they're at. Reviews coming soon guys I've been out the game for while but getting back in soon.

**CanadianGuy** · 04-13-19 20:56

Originally Posted by PaulAllen22 [View Original Post]

Hello folks,

I've got some alone time tonight and would like to try one of the spots near my area (Wrigleyville / Lakeview).

I've read enough reviews about Belmont to be comfortable that I won't leave disappointed.

However, I'm extremely interested in the Turkish bath situation at Masajnow. I searched the thread and most say extras aren't available but one person said that, in his dream, he left with a smile. Does anyone else have experience at Masajnow? Worth trying out sir better to stick with Belmont.

I've had a table shower once in my travels and loved it, so that's why I'm interested in Masajnow. Plus the girls look to be (and others have confirmed that they are) gorgeous. If there are any northside places offering good table showers, I'd welcome replies or PMs.

Thanks!

Long time lurker, first post!

The girls are indeed gorgeous. It's a unique and relaxing experience. Depending on who you get, tips can work wonders. YMMV.

**Producer79** · 04-13-19 19:31

Originally Posted by Wirelessone [View Original Post]

I tried the F-22 raptor folks off adult search illinois but after I called they hang up and text you back asking race and age. The wired one knew that answering truthfully being a black male that I could roll snake eyes and yep, when I text back black male and my age, I got nothing back, no appointment. So today I thought, let me try SXL. I had never been before and the wired one never bothers to lie and say I have been there before cause it never works, I unfortunately have a LEO look so nope, got shut out there. I didn't even lay the correct way on massage table, so when she walked in, she immediately said 'oh you facing wrong way, you never been here before' I could only laugh and said no I haven't been here.

Anyway, despite giving all signals that the wired one is harmless, at the end of my 45 minutes, she gave me the all done sign. However, I did make a point to say hello to the lady in charge so maybe when I return to Chicago next month, I may get some action. Not a good day but still better than Kim Foxx's, LOL.

Anyway been hanging out in Inland Empire area of Califiornia and getting trades from seeking arrangement ladies who need to expand their list of mongers. I plan on moving to Atlanta suburbs in the Fall, which surprisingly Georgia State University in Atlanta has the most sugar babies signed up of any college in America, go figure.

I feel your pain as a fellow black guy. Is usually roll the dice and tip well. When that happens they welcome you with open arms. That's why I maintain a list of regulars.

**Producer79** · 04-13-19 19:24

Originally Posted by Poogee [View Original Post]

Got lost along Archer because of construction and saw three massage places.

Jennifer.

Comfort.

Archer.

Which one of these are actually good massage place with L1?

What are the price structures?

Thanks.

I am a regular at comfort and I usually get LeLe. 60 for the entry fee. I usually get a BBBJ and He for 80. Great breast and allows them to be sucked. The massage is firm and relaxing.

**CanadianGuy** · 04-13-19 17:29

Originally Posted by PaulAllen22 [View Original Post]

Hello folks,

I've got some alone time tonight and would like to try one of the spots near my area (Wrigleyville / Lakeview).

I've read enough reviews about Belmont to be comfortable that I won't leave disappointed.

However, I'm extremely interested in the Turkish bath situation at Masajnow. I searched the thread and most say extras aren't available but one person said that, in his dream, he left with a smile. Does anyone else have experience at Masajnow? Worth trying out sir better to stick with Belmont.

I've had a table shower once in my travels and loved it, so that's why I'm interested in Masajnow. Plus the girls look to be (and others have confirmed that they are) gorgeous. If there are any northside places offering good table showers, I'd welcome replies or PMs.

Thanks!

Long time lurker, first post!

The girls are indeed gorgeous. The service itself is unique and relaxing. Depending on who you get, tips can work wonders.