Massage Parlor Reports

**SaveFerris** · 04-12-19 10:11

Seen her a few times. I keep thinking it's going to get better, but it just doesn't. Just about everything I've read here is spot on. Lackluster massage, very little skill, if not any. After the flip, she always offers "help here? Technique is unremarkable, mechanical, and she dazes off into space which I find to be a turn-off. I like it when the provider show enthusiasm, she doesn't. I almost feel badly for her because she has this look like, this is the 10th guy I've jacked off today, I can't wait for quitting time. Definitely not what I'd like to be thinking while someone is stroking my junk.

She's sweet and allows OTC with her practically anorexic body. Flat chested as they come, but will allow nipple play. Nothing to write about here, it's just not a turn-on. Always shorts by 10 minutes.

There's so much more out there, for the price, I'm done trying to see if she will improve.

**Tijuaniko** · 04-11-19 22:21

This looks like a very good start! Thanks for the input.

Originally Posted by NudeBeachPerv [View Original Post]

Sounds like this might be your cup of tea.

**NudeBeachPerv** · 04-11-19 22:15

Saw this ad:

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/141244

"Free massages with quick energy clearing. Medium & certified. TEXT ONLY! Please keep things super simple in our communications! Write to me about when ONLY please. Super respectful people only thank you. Massage table comfort. ".

My first thought is someone may have put this ad up to attack someone they didn't like so they get a ton of guys asking for free massages.

**NudeBeachPerv** · 04-11-19 22:00

Originally Posted by Tijuaniko [View Original Post]

Hello everyone. I'm reaching out for help and hoping you all can help with some recommendations. I am looking if anyone can recommend good providers with tattoos.

They don't necessarily need to be covered from head to toe. Just a few tattoos will do, or full sleeves, backs, underboob tattoos, interesting or creative tattoos, or unusually placed tattoos, etc. Will all do. Feel free to reply to the post or DM me please.

Cheers.

Sounds like this might be your cup of tea.

Originally Posted by King4 [View Original Post]

Saw her a couple of days ago. She offers body slides at what I think is the standard 60 minute nude for 2. 00, and lower prices for topless and smaller demonetizations of time Def her in the picture, if you ask her to flex she def got some muscle on her but its not that noticeable if she isn't flexing, she has a pretty face and I believe in her late 20's. She gives a pretty good physicians (massage, and allows free roaming but no fiv. Not GFE but I felt taken care of. She mentioned there was only 7 minutes left, so I thought she was a clock watcher but when I left I saw I was also given more time than I paid for. She finished the massage Russian style when I asked too. Overall I'd say if be worth giving her a look. I could hear another masseuse in the suite she works at but I didn't get a look at her.

https://sandiego.rubratings.com/122684

**BearD** · 04-11-19 21:54

I decided to see Nina near Miramar since it's close to work. She responded to text fairly quickly and I got to her private office. OK looking, very skinny and up top and behind. I'd say late 30's, early 40's Chinese. Decent English.

Massage: not much skill, kinda just presses around a bit. I went for the hr so I was on my front for about 30 min. It was comfortable but unremarkable. She answered the phone when she was on my back and said she was available at a time less than 60 min from when I started.

Flip: did a little light massage and then asked if I wanted "help" so I said yes. It was not bad in technique but pretty lackluster. I touched a bit and she told me otc only. She didn't take off her top or anything for that matter.

I checked the time at the end and she did short me ten minutes. I gave her my change from the hr and just left. Won't be repeating since there's better pretty much everywhere else.

**Chiron** · 04-11-19 20:09

Originally Posted by Lion1 [View Original Post]

Maybe not lives, but time, money and frustration for sure. Thanks Chiron. Poor technique and shorting time are more than enough to take her off my list. I am wondering though in all fairness, for any monger who can't resist a pretty face, if you requested any of the extras listed on her MR ad. If so, did she say no or something like maybe next time.

I was interested in the Nuru, but she considered that a body slide and didn't really know what a nuru is. Here body slide wasn't great and very short. The Come on Body she does by pressing her nipple up against you for the HE. Didn't ask about the rest.

**Tijuaniko** · 04-11-19 18:25

Hello everyone. I'm reaching out for help and hoping you all can help with some recommendations. I am looking if anyone can recommend good providers with tattoos.

They don't necessarily need to be covered from head to toe. Just a few tattoos will do, or full sleeves, backs, underboob tattoos, interesting or creative tattoos, or unusually placed tattoos, etc. Will all do. Feel free to reply to the post or DM me please.

Cheers.

**Tijuaniko** · 04-11-19 16:51

I recently made another trip to Angel Spa on Picador. I understand there's been some recent talk about Angela being a bit mechanical but I've never had that sort of experience with her, so I figured I'd swing by for a visit. I text Angela beforehand to ensure she'd be available but much to my despair, she informed me she was off for the day. She suggested I wait a day or try one of the other girls. I've had Any and Cici and although all experiences with the aforementioned have been pleasant, I was really hoping for Angela. She suggested I maybe try Tina. This was the first I'd heard of Tina and Angela indicated I would not be let down. So I called ahead and scheduled with Tina. When I arrived, Tina was at the counter and she immediately led me back to what has been one of the most flirtatious and enjoyable table showers and massages of my life. She's not as young or pretty as Angela, if guess she's in her late 30's or early 40's. If I'd rate her looks, I would give her a solid 6 or 7 based on her age. She's definitely not a spinner but if you felt her thighs, you'd quickly ascertain that she must do some sort of exercise to stay in moderately good shape. What is most outstanding about her though is her personality and desire to have fun. Like I mentioned before, she is extremely flirtatious and made me feel comfortable and pampered almost immediately. I would recommend and will repeat sometime soon.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 04-11-19 16:04

Originally Posted by Maiko [View Original Post]

Do they offer table showers?

Only a regular standing shower.

**JoshLovesBBJ** · 04-11-19 10:59

Saw Eveline for a second time at her place in Lima Linda as our first was pretty heated and was hoping for more than HJ. As last time lots of teasing and allowed mutual touching. Her dress came off pretty fast and on the flip BJ was offered but I wanted it all. Quoted $80 more and I didn't bargain ($260 total). Multiple positions and finished doggie. She's sweet and very sensual. I'll be back.

**Garthie1** · 04-11-19 08:27

Originally Posted by NakedBadger [View Original Post]

I am new to the AMP scene and so far I am thoroughly enjoying it! Unfortunately, I haven't found any FS girls. The most I have scored is a BBBJ and some above the waist UTC & OTC roaming below. I would love any tips or recommendations.

Rubmaps is pretty active for the SD scene. Get a subscription and look in the Advance Search. 'FS' click 'Yes'.

**Maiko** · 04-11-19 03:57

Originally Posted by TwoBlueBalls [View Original Post]

So I've just started dating a petite Latina nurse that works and lives in the Point Loma area. She reminds me of younger softer version of Michelle Rodriguez. Her apartment is barely a mile from 305 Beauty Salon and Spa, AKA Rosecrans. After a dinner date she invites me to her place and I'm thinking, I'm going to get laid! I'm going to get laid! We're listening to soft music with candlelight flickering off her loveliness as she shares her life with me, but all I'm thinking is, I'm going to get laid! I'm going to get laid! I'm playing it cool, mentally undressing her and scoping around thinking of all the places and positions I'm going to nail this hot little tamale! Suddenly I'm awakened from my blissful daze as she snuggles on my lap and tells me what a gentleman I am. She says most guys would be trying to get in her pants by now, but I know how to respect and treat a lady. Ay caramba! So I agonizingly listen to her life story till 7 AM. She makes me breakfast and I'm out the door with a hug, a peck on the lips and the bluest balls ever! On my way home at about 8:30 AM I pass by 305 and see a cutie open the door. I swing a Uturn and announce Zaoshang hao at the gate in the lobby. A very cute young tiny gal comes out with a surprised look! She was expecting a Chinese guy she says laughing. Candy is the cutest little Asian sweetie I've ever seen at an FS spa! Opted for an hour with this barely twenty year old looking, slightly over 5 foot, all natural, B cup angel. Decent accupressure massage, every once in awhile giving me a spank, tapping my Johnson and tickling my sacks. At exactly on the half hour she asks me to flip and continues massaging my chest, arms and legs, then whips off the towel and slaps my Johnson back and forth bringing it to full mast. All the things I fantasized about doing to my little Latina princess I did to this Asian Candy! No clock watching or time restrictions as in my previous visits and reports. Went over a few minutes and no concerns expressed. Caught a glimpse of the other gal on my way out and believe she has some substantial cleavage for you breast men. Amy and Candy waiting to pleasure you at 305 Beauty Salon and Spa. Apologies for the drawn out post! I'm venting and sharing!

Do they offer table showers?

**Tijuaniko** · 04-10-19 23:15

Thanks for clarifying.

Originally Posted by RChangDatyKing [View Original Post]

The place is call Convoy Massage. 4690 Convoy Street.

**Lion1** · 04-10-19 23:10

Originally Posted by Chiron [View Original Post]

I tried a session with Lana Jane, wouldn't recommend.

Pros: Super-hot young petite blonde. Tightest little ass I've seen a while. Pretty nice massage.

Cons: HE was jackhammering, no technique at all. Paid for 45 minute special but was done in about 25 minutes, and she didn't have anything else on the menu. Just meh service for a lot of cash. Might loosen up the rules with more visits but I'm not willing to spend the money finding out.

Maybe not lives, but time, money and frustration for sure. Thanks Chiron. Poor technique and shorting time are more than enough to take her off my list. I am wondering though in all fairness, for any monger who can't resist a pretty face, if you requested any of the extras listed on her MR ad. If so, did she say no or something like maybe next time.

**RChangDatyKing** · 04-10-19 22:55

Originally Posted by Chiron [View Original Post]

I tried a session with Lana Jane, wouldn't recommend.

Pros: Super-hot young petite blonde. Tightest little ass I've seen a while. Pretty nice massage.

Cons: HE was jackhammering, no technique at all. Paid for 45 minute special but was done in about 25 minutes, and she didn't have anything else on the menu. Just meh service for a lot of cash. Might loosen up the rules with more visits but I'm not willing to spend the money finding out.

Thanks for your report. She was on my list, but with no sensual technique and shorting on time is a no go for me, no matter how hot.