Massage Parlor Reports

[BananaBandit]

Hey guys, finally took the plunge into joining in on the conversation. Seattle has kinda slim pickings compared to the Bay Area where I used to be able to see a beautiful young Korean for $$, all included and with phenomenal service. Dunno why prices are so much higher here. Anyways, here's some of my experiences here.

I used to like Lazy Cat, until I had a session with some young hottie with GPS like crazy! Wanted $. 2 for topless HE and left after 40 minutes on the pathetic hour massage. The first girl I saw there, I think her name is Wendy, is the reason I kept going back. Tall, thin, really nice perky B's or C's who gave a great massage and topless HE (never been able to get more there) for. 8 and she was super playful and fun to talk to. I think she only works Thursdays, which unfortunately doesn't work for me.

Orchid on AA, has a cute girl in her 30's maybe early 40's who gives a nice massage and HE, never even asked for a tip, though of course I give one. There's another girl there on call who comes if the regular girl is busy. She's older and a bit crazy, whole thing felt weird and I wouldn't see her again.

The others on AA I'd bet have a full menu, but are pretty dirty and had nothing but ugly and older ladies working so I just walked.

Saw Maya at Airport. That was ummm weird. Won't go back.

I have a couple questions if it's ok. Any current info on FantaSpa / Renton Alternative Massage? Their legal history makes me a bit nervous. But am curious to try a caucasian AMP experience.

Also, there's a place in Mount Vernon I've been to a handful of times. Each visit was with a cute and fun RA in their 20's and 30's who gave a good massage, but never with extras. One really turned me on kept looking at and massaging near my hard-on, but never touched it. When she said the massage was over, I tried getting her to take care of Jr. She said no, but encouraged me to take care of myself which I did and she seemed to thoroughly enjoy watching. My question is, do you think there's a chance they may start offering extras once the neighborhood et-al let up on the scrutiny of a new parlor?

Thanks in advance guys. Looking forward to being part of the conversations here.

[LCB]

I prefer her French!

Is Jessica English good?

[K1122]

It's now listed on RM: Lake Haven Spa, Lake City Way NE.

Also a new place on 91st & Roosevelt listed there, "Oriential Massage".

Looks like Oriental got shut down already -- less than a month since the shop had been added to RM. Reviews on RM sounded fishy. Very weird.

[Jonderin]

Got a text from her saying 20 off hour appts. For April. Damn good massage from her, but she's getting pretty old. Had a hard time fucking her last time when she kept her apple wireless ear buds in. Just wanted to laugh at the situation.

-LCB.

If that's the one I'm thinking of she's been around for years. I think massage is probably the best thing she offers nowadays. It's quite good.

Funny about the ear buds. Still better than when she answers messages all the time. I haven't seen her in years because it was too weird as she was constantly distracted.

[Jonderin]

Has Jessica returned?

I dunno, I didn't see her. I saw Shasha, and another one there was named, erm, I can't remember but it wasn't Jessica. Tomee or something like that, I'm not sure.

Nothing like what it sounds Jessica offers though. It was pretty meh.

[MassagedGuy]

Has Jessica returned?

Is Jessica English good?

[TheThinker808]

Has Jessica returned?

From my knowledge they told me yes but then again I would go for yourself.

[TittiesRGreat]

Yep it is open I got a call from them saying it is.

Has Jessica returned?

[TheThinker808]

Anyone been by? Have the re-opened?

I've been in Asia nearly a month. Trying to.

Feel the current temperature on things.

-LCB.

Yep it is open I got a call from them saying it is.

[LCB]

Got a text from her saying 20 off hour appts. For April. Damn good massage from her, but she's getting pretty old. Had a hard time fucking her last time when she kept her apple wireless ear buds in. Just wanted to laugh at the situation.

-LCB.

[Jonderin]

Anyone been by? Have the re-opened?

I've been in Asia nearly a month. Trying to.

Feel the current temperature on things.

-LCB.

Yep it's open again.

Also drove through chinatown and several appeared to be open as well.

[LCB]

Anyone been by? Have the re-opened?

I've been in Asia nearly a month. Trying to.

Feel the current temperature on things.

-LCB.

[TomaIn]

We are sitting in the family room watching TV and she is on her phone catching up on the day's events when she asks "Have you ever heard of the phrase Rub and Tug?

Not knowing where this line of questioning was headed, I pretended not to know and turns out she was reading something about Robert Kraft. I quickly changed the subject to something that didn't run the risk of me getting in trouble.

One more reason to fucking hate the goddamn Patriots!

Rock Chalk

LMAO I bet you needed a change of underwear.

[RockChalk]

We are sitting in the family room watching TV and she is on her phone catching up on the day's events when she asks "Have you ever heard of the phrase Rub and Tug?

Not knowing where this line of questioning was headed, I pretended not to know and turns out she was reading something about Robert Kraft. I quickly changed the subject to something that didn't run the risk of me getting in trouble.

One more reason to fucking hate the goddamn Patriots!

Rock Chalk

[ANameLess]

It seems more at risk than some places, but less at risk than some other places. Although if you don't want any illegal services, you could just go to place that doesn't offer any.

Better stay away from risky places in such time.