Massage Parlor Reports

**BigSock** · 04-12-19 22:13

Went to Panda Friday night, no dream here. Saw Jessica, a middle aged Asian. She gave kind of lame massage until the flip when she started jack hammering my dick. What was really over the top was she lowered her head about two or three inches above Mrhappy and started blowing air on it. Well what was really funny was I lasted about thirty seconds and blew a load right on her face. She started to yell at me in Chinese and told me massage was over. I guess I am not welcome back.

**RicharddAngle** · 04-12-19 21:38

Originally Posted by BillBradsky [View Original Post]

I went to try this place today. Really, really boring. I couldn't wait for it to end. The girl I had knew nothing about massage or anything else. Maybe the namesake is better, but if you get the fill-ins, just say no.

Well, Lisa does give a very good legit massage, but the last time l was there about ten minutes in she passes me off to "new girl"! I had called ahead to make sure I was getting Lisa. So I was not happy with the switch. The other girl did a decent job and also said she worked a Lily Health Spa. Haven't been back since.

**Bill Bradsky** · 04-12-19 20:53

I went to try this place today. Really, really boring. I couldn't wait for it to end. The girl I had knew nothing about massage or anything else. Maybe the namesake is better, but if you get the fill-ins, just say no.

**Mike94** · 04-12-19 12:58

Originally Posted by Lucia99 [View Original Post]

Strange things happened at Panda. Was at Panda for a massage on Wednesday. Put in a room to wait. I was laying on the table when I see through the cracked door a guy walk in. He showed the lady some document and asked questions. Thought this strange so I decided I needed to pull the towel to cover me. Next thing I know is he opens door and asked if I was getting a massage. Duh! Says he is from the state. A few minutes later he opens door again and asked if I filled out a form (the body picture to show areas needing work). I say yes I have before, but not today.

Seems he was an inspector to make sure forms were being completed. Strange that he just opened the door and asked questions. Glad I pulled the towel to cover. The ladies were a bit spooked by the whole thing. After the guy left, they told me next time would be free. I guess they closed up for a couple days.

L.

What time Wednesday? I was there around 330 and it was locked.

**Lucia99** · 04-12-19 12:05

Originally Posted by Mike94 [View Original Post]

I haven't looked thru the threads, sorry if this is old info. I stopped at Panda yesterday, lights off door locked. Did they get busted or close to avoid issues? Also if your the fellow monger who asked if I just tried to get a massage. Sorry. When I saw it was locked and you asked me that, wasn't sure if you were legit customer or someone looking for info. I told you I had a dentist app. Anyway. Panda was a decent massage. Last visit, she worked on my shoulders and got the kinks out. Hard to find a legit place that will get knots out and a handshake.

Strange things happened at Panda. Was at Panda for a massage on Wednesday. Put in a room to wait. I was laying on the table when I see through the cracked door a guy walk in. He showed the lady some document and asked questions. Thought this strange so I decided I needed to pull the towel to cover me. Next thing I know is he opens door and asked if I was getting a massage. Duh! Says he is from the state. A few minutes later he opens door again and asked if I filled out a form (the body picture to show areas needing work). I say yes I have before, but not today.

Seems he was an inspector to make sure forms were being completed. Strange that he just opened the door and asked questions. Glad I pulled the towel to cover. The ladies were a bit spooked by the whole thing. After the guy left, they told me next time would be free. I guess they closed up for a couple days.

L.

**Bill Bradsky** · 04-12-19 11:37

Originally Posted by Mike94 [View Original Post]

I haven't looked thru the threads, sorry if this is old info. I stopped at Panda yesterday, lights off door locked. Did they get busted or close to avoid issues? Also if your the fellow monger who asked if I just tried to get a massage. Sorry. When I saw it was locked and you asked me that, wasn't sure if you were legit customer or someone looking for info. I told you I had a dentist app. Anyway. Panda was a decent massage. Last visit, she worked on my shoulders and got the kinks out. Hard to find a legit place that will get knots out and a handshake.

They are open. She might have had an appointment and locked the door.

**Jeffc 574** · 04-12-19 10:07

Originally Posted by NinjaMachine [View Original Post]

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/141631

Any info or should I TOFTT?

I saw her about a month ago. If you search on mexican you can find other reviews.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post4156790

Jeff.

**Apache77** · 04-12-19 08:59

I saw Jessica today and had a wonderful time as always. She is one of Anastasia's Angels and you can find her information here: https://www.anangelstouchstl.com/anastasia I have seen her a number of times and think she does an excellent job with the basic massage and HJ ending.

In addition, I think she is very attractive and looks better than many of her pictures. She is also very erotic and likes to put on a show for you. This consists of putting lotion on her body and also of removing her clothes in a striptease fashion. This most definitely appeals to an old timer such as myself!

If you haven't seen her I definitely think you should pay her a visit sooner rather than later.

**AmpMonger18** · 04-11-19 22:41

Originally Posted by Bddfc [View Original Post]

According to a dream I had, it's a pretty decent AMP; left happy in the two times I've been there. $40 for 30 minutes plus tip.

BDDFC.

Wow looks like Zen is trying to compete with the jack shacks. Ha 30 minutes and finish on your first visit? Wow that store has changed. My go to is still BF Massage in Des Peres. You know exactly what to expect after a few visits. No drama, they do not beg for more tips, and they really appear to be happy to see you. And your money of course, but really good prices for what you get. Go 2 or 3 times and you will see what I mean. YMMV.

**Maddog72** · 04-11-19 20:42

Originally Posted by Jfouquet [View Original Post]

Saw Ember last week based the reviews posted here. Went for the half hour. I recommend that. You can get it all done within that time frame. Although not exactly the look I was expecting, she was ok. I won't repeat. Didn't like the smell of smoke on first floor nor the incense in the room she gave massage. Not a huge fan of a lot of tats and nose ring and lip ring. Some guys might like that but, to me, eh. Senior members can PM for me dets.

Same for me here, Smokers voice that septum ring that I hate no boobs at all took me the whole hour to get finished much better options out there nice enough girl not even close to my cup of tea.

**NinjaMachine** · 04-11-19 19:04

https://stlouis.rubratings.com/141631

Any info or should I TOFTT?

**Bddfc** · 04-11-19 17:32

According to a dream I had, it's a pretty decent AMP; left happy in the two times I've been there. $40 for 30 minutes plus tip.

BDDFC.

**Mike94** · 04-11-19 12:47

I haven't looked thru the threads, sorry if this is old info. I stopped at Panda yesterday, lights off door locked. Did they get busted or close to avoid issues? Also if your the fellow monger who asked if I just tried to get a massage. Sorry. When I saw it was locked and you asked me that, wasn't sure if you were legit customer or someone looking for info. I told you I had a dentist app. Anyway. Panda was a decent massage. Last visit, she worked on my shoulders and got the kinks out. Hard to find a legit place that will get knots out and a handshake.

**Jfouquet** · 04-11-19 11:26

Saw Ember last week based the reviews posted here. Went for the half hour. I recommend that. You can get it all done within that time frame. Although not exactly the look I was expecting, she was ok. I won't repeat. Didn't like the smell of smoke on first floor nor the incense in the room she gave massage. Not a huge fan of a lot of tats and nose ring and lip ring. Some guys might like that but, to me, eh. Senior members can PM for me dets.

**Jannisary** · 04-11-19 00:34

Originally Posted by MackDaddy9999 [View Original Post]

Hi Mongers! Does anyone have a lead on a provider that offers pegging? Looking to explore a little wilder side of things. .

Not really the right section for this question since it is not massage related. There are probably a bunch of providers who will do it if you ask but you probably want to find an experienced one who knows what she is doing.

Probably the one best known for her pegging and other kinky skills is Dallas Rain who will occasionally visit St. Louis - https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...ity/dallasrain.

I believe Destiny Monroe will also offer the service and I'm guess so would Mariah Skyy as she does domme stuff.