Massage Parlor Reports

**LCB** · 04-12-19 08:39

I prefer her French!

Originally Posted by MassagedGuy [View Original Post]

Is Jessica English good?

**K1122** · 04-12-19 06:58

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

It's now listed on RM: Lake Haven Spa, Lake City Way NE.

Also a new place on 91st & Roosevelt listed there, "Oriential Massage".

Looks like Oriental got shut down already -- less than a month since the shop had been added to RM. Reviews on RM sounded fishy. Very weird.

**Jonderin** · 04-11-19 23:03

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

Got a text from her saying 20 off hour appts. For April. Damn good massage from her, but she's getting pretty old. Had a hard time fucking her last time when she kept her apple wireless ear buds in. Just wanted to laugh at the situation.

-LCB.

If that's the one I'm thinking of she's been around for years. I think massage is probably the best thing she offers nowadays. It's quite good.

Funny about the ear buds. Still better than when she answers messages all the time. I haven't seen her in years because it was too weird as she was constantly distracted.

**Jonderin** · 04-11-19 22:47

Originally Posted by TittiesRGreat [View Original Post]

Has Jessica returned?

I dunno, I didn't see her. I saw Shasha, and another one there was named, erm, I can't remember but it wasn't Jessica. Tomee or something like that, I'm not sure.

Nothing like what it sounds Jessica offers though. It was pretty meh.

**MassagedGuy** · 04-11-19 19:04

Originally Posted by TittiesRGreat [View Original Post]

Has Jessica returned?

Is Jessica English good?

**TheThinker808** · 04-11-19 18:10

Originally Posted by TittiesRGreat [View Original Post]

Has Jessica returned?

From my knowledge they told me yes but then again I would go for yourself.

**TittiesRGreat** · 04-11-19 14:52

Originally Posted by TheThinker808 [View Original Post]

Yep it is open I got a call from them saying it is.

Has Jessica returned?

**TheThinker808** · 04-11-19 11:21

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

Anyone been by? Have the re-opened?

I've been in Asia nearly a month. Trying to.

Feel the current temperature on things.

-LCB.

Yep it is open I got a call from them saying it is.

**LCB** · 04-11-19 04:51

Got a text from her saying 20 off hour appts. For April. Damn good massage from her, but she's getting pretty old. Had a hard time fucking her last time when she kept her apple wireless ear buds in. Just wanted to laugh at the situation.

-LCB.

**Jonderin** · 04-11-19 00:38

Originally Posted by LCB [View Original Post]

Anyone been by? Have the re-opened?

I've been in Asia nearly a month. Trying to.

Feel the current temperature on things.

-LCB.

Yep it's open again.

Also drove through chinatown and several appeared to be open as well.

**LCB** · 04-10-19 04:20

Anyone been by? Have the re-opened?

I've been in Asia nearly a month. Trying to.

Feel the current temperature on things.

-LCB.

**TomaIn** · 04-09-19 20:35

Originally Posted by RockChalk [View Original Post]

We are sitting in the family room watching TV and she is on her phone catching up on the day's events when she asks "Have you ever heard of the phrase Rub and Tug?

Not knowing where this line of questioning was headed, I pretended not to know and turns out she was reading something about Robert Kraft. I quickly changed the subject to something that didn't run the risk of me getting in trouble.

One more reason to fucking hate the goddamn Patriots!

Rock Chalk

LMAO I bet you needed a change of underwear.

**RockChalk** · 04-09-19 20:01

We are sitting in the family room watching TV and she is on her phone catching up on the day's events when she asks "Have you ever heard of the phrase Rub and Tug?

Not knowing where this line of questioning was headed, I pretended not to know and turns out she was reading something about Robert Kraft. I quickly changed the subject to something that didn't run the risk of me getting in trouble.

One more reason to fucking hate the goddamn Patriots!

Rock Chalk

**ANameLess** · 04-09-19 01:37

Originally Posted by SeattleAmpfan [View Original Post]

It seems more at risk than some places, but less at risk than some other places. Although if you don't want any illegal services, you could just go to place that doesn't offer any.

Better stay away from risky places in such time.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 04-07-19 02:16

Originally Posted by ANameLess [View Original Post]

Thanks. Do you think this place is at risk of being busted? Don't want to be wrongly caught by police when I am not getting any illegal service.

It seems more at risk than some places, but less at risk than some other places. Although if you don't want any illegal services, you could just go to place that doesn't offer any.