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[Tynon]

Sat on sidelines for the past six weeks. Sad to hear of many changes. Went to one of the AMPs nearby, Natural Therapy in Longwood 17/92 about 1:15 pm. I was their first customer of the day. Things are slow, and evidently, very slow at many locations. I received a great ts and massage from Jeanne (saw her a few months ago) and left very happy. Standard donation and tip for the one hour massage.

[SpecialOne8]

I do agree with your point and that of good old George, but I think Slick Willie was the master of the art. " I did not have "sexual relations with that woman. And. "It all depends on what the meaning of the word "is" IS. ".

I have a different view. No one on this site is under LEO's radar. I am not a big fish for LEO to catch, so I go where I want, when I want. I drive my own car and park in the parking lot. Go in for a massage, then leave. I do not go to risky places (I. E. BO and KMS these days). I go to reputable, quiet AMPs and trusted independents.

If LEO were to ever pull me over, my truthful statement is that I went in for a massage. That is my story, and I am sticking to it. If any other question is asked, I will ask if I am free to leave, and not answer any other questions. Now, it is up to the LEO present if he is going to pursue this further, but I have not provided any evidence for further detention.

Remember what George Costanza (Seinfeld) said about how to beat a lie detector test: "It is not a lie if you think it is true".

Be safe.

[Dieter Braun]

Great quote, ND! Great to see someone who "Gets It".

Unless you are operating a vehicle, you do not have to have a form of I'd on you much less show it to someone. LE lies, they are trained to lie to get you to admit to something you may or may not have done to accomplish their objective.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. ".

― Benjamin Franklin.

[TungstenHP]

Only if you are operating a motor vehicle (Statute 322.15).

(1) Every licensee shall have his or her driver license, which must be fully legible with no portion of such license faded, altered, mutilated, or defaced, in his or her immediate possession at all times when operating a motor vehicle and shall present or submit the same upon the demand of a law enforcement officer or an authorized representative of the department.

Bicycles are considered motor vehicles under Florida law. You can get a DUI for riding a bicycle drunk LOL.

[ShadowMover]

Unless you are operating a vehicle, you do not have to have a form of I'd on you much less show it to someone. LE lies, they are trained to lie to get you to admit to something you may or may not have done to accomplish their objective.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. ".

― Benjamin Franklin.

Has CB opened yet?

[NylonDreams]

Slight correction:

You have to be able to identify yourself with a legal picture I'd, e. G. passport, I'd-Card, or DL (remember, not everyone has a DL).

Unless you are operating a vehicle, you do not have to have a form of I'd on you much less show it to someone. LE lies, they are trained to lie to get you to admit to something you may or may not have done to accomplish their objective.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. ".

― Benjamin Franklin.

[Plattler]

You have to carry your driver's license with you even when you're not driving a vehiicle? Where does it say that? Cops will definitely tell you to have something to show them, but I always thought it was just typical cop bullshit and didn't think it was a law. That's way too much like, "Show us your papers".

Slight correction:

You have to be able to identify yourself with a legal picture I'd, e. G. passport, I'd-Card, or DL (remember, not everyone has a DL).

[Hamilton4]

With her asking for more coins for things that were included it could be because the house is taking more, you never mentioned if you paid a house fee with tip or just a lump sum to mamasan, I liked the idea of no haggle pay one sum upfront and go versus old school of a door fee and negotiate from there. Just an idea.

Went back to BO again last night to see if I would have a better experience with a different girl and honestly it was the same. I did however have a very lengthy conversation with my Korean provider and she informed me that it is now owned by Koreans and they do business very differently than the Chinese. Typically all services are covered and that is a house rule. Additionally, the $200 split is $70 to the house and $130 to the provider. These girls are killing it financially but they now play by some pretty strict rules and they get yelled at for bad reviews. Many of them travel to different states as the new owners have several locations throughout the country.

If we stop going there for a while I think they will feel it financially and perhaps they'll have more options on the menu. Last night was my last visit to BO. Since when does a provider turn down DATY. Fucking really?

[Happyo]

I agree park in the parking lot it is not illegal to get a massage. Tanker Joe made an incorrect statement on I'd. You cannot walk the streets without I'd under Florida Law you must have I'd on you at all times.

Only if you are operating a motor vehicle (Statute 322.15).

(1) Every licensee shall have his or her driver license, which must be fully legible with no portion of such license faded, altered, mutilated, or defaced, in his or her immediate possession at all times when operating a motor vehicle and shall present or submit the same upon the demand of a law enforcement officer or an authorized representative of the department.

[Rudiger]

I agree park in the parking lot it is not illegal to get a massage. Tanker Joe made an incorrect statement on I'd. You cannot walk the streets without I'd under Florida Law you must have I'd on you at all times.

You have to carry your driver's license with you even when you're not driving a vehiicle? Where does it say that? Cops will definitely tell you to have something to show them, but I always thought it was just typical cop bullshit and didn't think it was a law. That's way too much like, "Show us your papers".

[LastMarshall]

I have a different view. No one on this site is under LEO's radar. I am not a big fish for LEO to catch, so I go where I want, when I want. I drive my own car and park in the parking lot. Go in for a massage, then leave. I do not go to risky places (I. E. BO and KMS these days). I go to reputable, quiet AMPs and trusted independents.

If LEO were to ever pull me over, my truthful statement is that I went in for a massage. That is my story, and I am sticking to it. If any other question is asked, I will ask if I am free to leave, and not answer any other questions. Now, it is up to the LEO present if he is going to pursue this further, but I have not provided any evidence for further detention.

Remember what George Costanza (Seinfeld) said about how to beat a lie detector test: "It is not a lie if you think it is true".

Be safe.

I agree park in the parking lot it is not illegal to get a massage. Tanker Joe made an incorrect statement on I'd. You cannot walk the streets without I'd under Florida Law you must have I'd on you at all times.

I visit all of the massage places as I wish and drive out in my car. Must be young bucks or they have a guilty feeling because they have a wife. Anyway safe travels to everyone.

[Gentleman 100]

You are not required by law to have I'd on you when riding a bike. Why not make it that much less convenient for anyone to try to wreck your life? At least make them work for it, right?

No phone. They can't trace your location via google.

Take a taxi (NOT uber or lyft, whose ride history is traceable) and pay cash.

OR. Just taxi to a nearby restaurant and walk from there. When done, walk back to said restaurant and call taxi for return trip (via burner phone).

I have a different view. No one on this site is under LEO's radar. I am not a big fish for LEO to catch, so I go where I want, when I want. I drive my own car and park in the parking lot. Go in for a massage, then leave. I do not go to risky places (I. E. BO and KMS these days). I go to reputable, quiet AMPs and trusted independents.

If LEO were to ever pull me over, my truthful statement is that I went in for a massage. That is my story, and I am sticking to it. If any other question is asked, I will ask if I am free to leave, and not answer any other questions. Now, it is up to the LEO present if he is going to pursue this further, but I have not provided any evidence for further detention.

Remember what George Costanza (Seinfeld) said about how to beat a lie detector test: "It is not a lie if you think it is true".

Be safe.

[Area Gentleman]

Not from around the area, but did enjoy several visits to CB when I drove by during my road trips a couple of years ago.

Will be passing by Orlando again in a month or so and wondering which place is the one to go now. I remember dropping two bills for an hour of dreaming before and don't mind doing that again if that is the norm.

Can someone tell me or PM me what BO stands for and if GG is still as advertised? The last time I was around, I decided to go to CB instead since GG was too far.

Thanks in advance. I will be on I95, but don't mind making a detour if it is worth it.

If you spend some time reading the Orlando Massage board (this one), then you will find much current information regarding these three places. (BO = Blue Ocean)

[BeastlyMann]

Well had the urge a couple days ago so I figured I'd grab some asian. With the recent reports of changes at my go to BO I decided to hit up KMS / WB. Met by a tiny, beautiful girl in a green dress who was handling the counter. I asked for an hour but she said they were busy and offered me 45 min. For. 60. Odd thing was she seemed to be the only one there. She led me back and said it would be a 5 min. Wait for a girl to come in from an apt. I inquired about having her and she gave the old on the rag bit but did let me play with her beautiful Bs and said next time. Well 5 min. Turned I to 20 of me lying on the table. Again no signs of anyone else there but I went with it. I was about to get dressed and leave when in walks Linda. Older girl in a tight dress and nice body so I decided to roll with it. Off to the TS which wasn't much to write about. Quick light cleaning with a lackluster BBBJ and back to the room. Light touch massage wuth roaming to ACG for round 1. She didn't seem that into it but I noted stratigicly placed lube which led me to believe a trip to the islands was o. The menu. The boy was still awake which she commented that he was a strong one. On to 69 with didgits strategically placed and on to round 2 with a poor performance from her doggy and lazy dog but after a couple attempts at greek she finished me BBBJCIM. Cleanex me up and a scalp massage and I was on my way. I'll be back to try for the tiny girl but will pass if I get linda again. Hopefully things get back to norm at BO or we get a couple more places on par with the big 3 after the headlines die down but we'll see. Hobby hard people.