Strip Club Reports

[Lookin4it]

Finally went to j's after reviews on princess had a ruff day I walk in and suddenly must of been faith cause this small Blk petite girl walk right into me as I entered she was cute so thought I would grab a beer and see if princess pops up well I'm at the bar have a little convo and before you know I find out this is princess search was over LOL and really nothing else to see in that at this time was around 5 pm finished a beer and went for a dance discussed some specifics and L1 50 I think could of got less forsure but I was ready to get it done and go home great technique and a sweet heart thanks for the intel.

Never underestimate the value of punctuation.

[Bugsy1750]

Finally went to j's after reviews on princess had a ruff day I walk in and suddenly must of been faith cause this small Blk petite girl walk right into me as I entered she was cute so thought I would grab a beer and see if princess pops up well I'm at the bar have a little convo and before you know I find out this is princess search was over LOL and really nothing else to see in that at this time was around 5 pm finished a beer and went for a dance discussed some specifics and L1 50 I think could of got less forsure but I was ready to get it done and go home great technique and a sweet heart thanks for the intel.

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

I made the rounds about 10 PM last Sunday and made three strikes. Hit Playpen and aside from the bartender I was the only human being there. (Between construction and, well, it being Playpen, I didn't expect much anyway.) With what I'd heard about Js, I decided to give it a try. I had never been there, but I found it desolate, with nothing but a few scary-looking guys at the bar. I drank half of a skunk Miller Lite and departed. I went to my usual fallback, Bobby's, and some woman was telling people it was closed. I didn't quite believe her, so I made a couple of passes through the parking lot to see if anybody pulled up and she seems to have been right. Frustrated, I bypassed Carl's and Louie's and went home. Is this the status quo for Sundays?

[Scott40]

Ah yes, the infamous Darcy. She used to work at Carl's down the street before Bobby's and she was fired from there for excessive drinking. She is a veteran of the lingerie bar scene and knows how to play the game very well. She'll give you a very good dance for the first one but then when you attempt to buy more, her dances become tamer and tamer. She does that with everyone.

[DanChase9999]

Went to Bobby's the other night and ran into a blonde. I did not recognize her but we agreed on a price for the dances. Went to the dance area and the first dance was good. The second dance started and it went down hill quickly. Then I remembered her from a couple of months ago and her name is Darsey (I did review her in this thread back then). I could of shot myself for not remembering. Anyway the last two songs she started dancing with the other girls in the area. After the dances she wanted more money I gave her the agreed upon price and got out of there, no need for trouble. Stay away from her she is bad news.

[StanleyStankas]

I don't know which is worst, the stale smell that some girls emit or the gallon of cheap perfume that they wear to cover it up? One time at Bobby's the dancer had so much cheap perfume on, her standing next to me at the bar transferred enough on to me that I reeked from the smell.

That perfume is dollar store stuff, however how much does a bar of soap cost? They are lazy and don't care about what we think of their hygiene. I mean even if they rent a room, they come with at the very least bathroom and shower privileges. Just plain lazy imo. Takes 20 minutes to shower prior to going out the door.

[SouthSideRed]

Yeah I've had that same experience from a few dancers there. There's an older blonde who also gives off the stale smell and also the younger Polish girl with the curly hair. I mean you know you are going to work is it that hard to take some time and be hygienic?

I don't know which is worst, the stale smell that some girls emit or the gallon of cheap perfume that they wear to cover it up? One time at Bobby's the dancer had so much cheap perfume on, her standing next to me at the bar transferred enough on to me that I reeked from the smell.

[Visconti5683]

I did my own little tour of the bars yesterday. I checked out Louie's. Plenty of parking around 3 PM. The best thing I can say about the place is the beer was ice cold, just like the 7 girls that were working the bar. 1 beer and I was out the door. Stopped at Bobby's and watched the end of the Sox game. I talked with Remy and 3 other very cute AA dancers but never got the vibe that the dances were going to be anything special. I went over to J's and sat down by an older dancer named Gigi who had just gotten her food. She was kind of fun after she finished her food. She had already had plenty to drink before I arrived so she kept flashing her big tits at the bar. She then pulled her bottoms to the side and grabbed my hand and put in on her pussy. I played with her for a few minutes until I got a whiff of some stale pussy. A bit later a very cute AA girl named Princess came up and flat out asked me if I needed a HJ while grabbing my crotch. We agreed on a very cheap price and to the back we went. All told, I spent less than $70, drank several beers, bought a couple dancers drinks and got a nice HJ.

I wonder if we crossed paths. I Was running the same tour at the same time. I started at Louie's and agree the girls were not doing much of anything. I killed 2 beers threw 5 bucks into the machine and was out. I stopped at Bobby's and started with a small black girl. She was looking pretty good. Got a dance and as she was dancing she lifted her arms. HAIRY AS HELL. I caught a whiff of some BO. I finished the dance and was out. I stopped at Carl's, walked in and saw 1 guy and 1 girl sitting at the bar, probably too early. I should have still gone in but I turned around and walked. I was going to go to J's but honestly that BO and hairy arm pit situation kind of killed my mood. I decided to head out instead. It sounds like J's is where I will be going this week. I haven't been there past couple of weeks since that drama but looking forward to going back.

[Bbbuddy]

I did my own little tour of the bars yesterday. I checked out Louie's. Plenty of parking around 3 PM. The best thing I can say about the place is the beer was ice cold, just like the 7 girls that were working the bar. 1 beer and I was out the door. Stopped at Bobby's and watched the end of the Sox game. I talked with Remy and 3 other very cute AA dancers but never got the vibe that the dances were going to be anything special. I went over to J's and sat down by an older dancer named Gigi who had just gotten her food. She was kind of fun after she finished her food. She had already had plenty to drink before I arrived so she kept flashing her big tits at the bar. She then pulled her bottoms to the side and grabbed my hand and put in on her pussy. I played with her for a few minutes until I got a whiff of some stale pussy. A bit later a very cute AA girl named Princess came up and flat out asked me if I needed a HJ while grabbing my crotch. We agreed on a very cheap price and to the back we went. All told, I spent less than $70, drank several beers, bought a couple dancers drinks and got a nice HJ.

Yeah I've had that same experience from a few dancers there. There's an older blonde who also gives off the stale smell and also the younger Polish girl with the curly hair. I mean you know you are going to work is it that hard to take some time and be hygienic?

[Jc2490]

I did my own little tour of the bars yesterday. I checked out Louie's. Plenty of parking around 3 PM. The best thing I can say about the place is the beer was ice cold, just like the 7 girls that were working the bar. 1 beer and I was out the door. Stopped at Bobby's and watched the end of the Sox game. I talked with Remy and 3 other very cute AA dancers but never got the vibe that the dances were going to be anything special. I went over to J's and sat down by an older dancer named Gigi who had just gotten her food. She was kind of fun after she finished her food. She had already had plenty to drink before I arrived so she kept flashing her big tits at the bar. She then pulled her bottoms to the side and grabbed my hand and put in on her pussy. I played with her for a few minutes until I got a whiff of some stale pussy. A bit later a very cute AA girl named Princess came up and flat out asked me if I needed a HJ while grabbing my crotch. We agreed on a very cheap price and to the back we went. All told, I spent less than $70, drank several beers, bought a couple dancers drinks and got a nice HJ.

[Lemeduyu]

Started at Carls and nothing doing. 1 girl sitting at the bar and I had zero interest anyway. Next went to Bobbys and they had a couple of petite black girls. One was Remi and the other was short and super cute. I got 3 songs from Remi and enjoyed my time with her. No finish or anything but she was squeezing junior a bit and I liked the conversation. After the dances went back to sit down and 2 BIG white girls started working and I ran. They were truly gross. Finished at J's and there were 2 women working. One kinda cute and skanky hispanic girl and a big old filthy looking one. They came up to me together and I the one was making me ill to be near so I just nicely said I'm on my way out the door in a minute so they left me alone. I think in the future I'll go back just bc it is a cheap entertaining excursion.

[Visconti5683]

Hi, Visconti. I was there earlier in the week and saw that same cowboy-hat-wearing girl; nice breasts but she seemed a bit tipsy. Glad I was thinking with the upper brain. By that point I had dances with a few girls, including Ericka--I wanted to ask Ericka for a backroom dance as her dances in the bar area were really good, but I had a prior engagement later that night. Since Ericka said she's there pretty regularly, I told her I'd be back. FYI: looks like around 6:00 pm there's not so much a formal shift change as there is a new shift starting--it was shortly after that time that I bumped into Ericka. (On other nights, I've also seen new girls show up at 10:00 pm who likely work until close.).

On collecting dollars for the jukebox--contrast our demanding cowgirl with kind Roxanna, who was about to ask me for such funds but then she said she saw that I had just arrived and said not to worry about it. She said to just settle in and enjoy; what a sweetie!

Due to the press of time, I've not had the opportunity to make recent rounds of all the Melrose clubs, but Louie's for now remains my default. Dances are reasonably priced, it's generally a laidback atmosphere, and it's in a decent location--once I leave I can get on the expressway in just a few minutes.

I do wish they had more black dancers as my tastes run that way, but that's not a showstopper for me. One difficulty can be parking, but just this week I noticed a sign on a post on the east side of Louie's facade that says additional parking is available in the east lot, which I had thought was reserved for the residents of the adjoining trailer park community. As such, it looks like one can park there without fear of getting towed. Anyway stay safe and I hope you have continued good luck!

Hey man. I feel you on the black dancers. I don't know why but that is something I've been lacking. I'm going to set a goal this month. Louie's is great and I plan on stopping by next week. I get there at a sweet spot right before happy hour crowd and have been lucky finding a spot right in front. I'll keep in mind the extra parking you mention. Oh and Ericka to my knowledge will be out for a few weeks. I guess she is getting a booty enhancement. I look forward to checking out the results. Stay safe brother.

[StanleyStankas]

Hi, Visconti. I was there earlier in the week and saw that same cowboy-hat-wearing girl; nice breasts but she seemed a bit tipsy. Glad I was thinking with the upper brain. By that point I had dances with a few girls, including Ericka--I wanted to ask Ericka for a backroom dance as her dances in the bar area were really good, but I had a prior engagement later that night. Since Ericka said she's there pretty regularly, I told her I'd be back. FYI: looks like around 6:00 pm there's not so much a formal shift change as there is a new shift starting--it was shortly after that time that I bumped into Ericka. (On other nights, I've also seen new girls show up at 10:00 pm who likely work until close.).

On collecting dollars for the jukebox--contrast our demanding cowgirl with kind Roxanna, who was about to ask me for such funds but then she said she saw that I had just arrived and said not to worry about it. She said to just settle in and enjoy; what a sweetie!

Due to the press of time, I've not had the opportunity to make recent rounds of all the Melrose clubs, but Louie's for now remains my default. Dances are reasonably priced, it's generally a laidback atmosphere, and it's in a decent location--once I leave I can get on the expressway in just a few minutes.

I do wish they had more black dancers as my tastes run that way, but that's not a showstopper for me. One difficulty can be parking, but just this week I noticed a sign on a post on the east side of Louie's facade that says additional parking is available in the east lot, which I had thought was reserved for the residents of the adjoining trailer park community. As such, it looks like one can park there without fear of getting towed. Anyway stay safe and I hope you have continued good luck!

Was told by another senior on here that yes just east of louie's there is a lot that can be used. The sign that says so is there, however kinda faded. He also mentioned to park east of the club in that lot as if one parks in front of the bar one might have someone parked behind them and won't get right out until that car moves. That trailer park goes all the way over to heim so I would think the lot mentioned would be ok with that sign. There's a few repair shops and a boneyard right there so those would be no go's at all. It is a walk, however the two flea lots might work as long as the flea is open as on fridays till 3 pm. However, don't park over there on nights as I am sure the hook looks! That all said I need to hit louie's as I have done enough drive bys as mentioned I am over here in the area up by the airport.

[Chicagorfp]

I finally had the chance to stop by. It was around 4-5. I was getting a dance at the bar and some tall goofy looking girl wearing a cowboy hat comes up to me and asks for a dollar for music. I had 5 singles on the bar which was a tip for the bartender. She was aggressive as hell and wouldn't leave until I took a dollar from the BTs tip or got change right then and there (had no other singles or I would have.) This was mid dance for me with another girl. That's bullshit. Lady in my lap said she is a *****. Not worth sweating too much but still brushed me the wrong way. Anyways Ericka I think was the girl I picked for dances. She was great. Very friendly. We had a back room dance and I left happy. I also got her #. Thanks to other members for tips. Appreciate it.

Hi, Visconti. I was there earlier in the week and saw that same cowboy-hat-wearing girl; nice breasts but she seemed a bit tipsy. Glad I was thinking with the upper brain. By that point I had dances with a few girls, including Ericka--I wanted to ask Ericka for a backroom dance as her dances in the bar area were really good, but I had a prior engagement later that night. Since Ericka said she's there pretty regularly, I told her I'd be back. FYI: looks like around 6:00 pm there's not so much a formal shift change as there is a new shift starting--it was shortly after that time that I bumped into Ericka. (On other nights, I've also seen new girls show up at 10:00 pm who likely work until close.).

On collecting dollars for the jukebox--contrast our demanding cowgirl with kind Roxanna, who was about to ask me for such funds but then she said she saw that I had just arrived and said not to worry about it. She said to just settle in and enjoy; what a sweetie!

Due to the press of time, I've not had the opportunity to make recent rounds of all the Melrose clubs, but Louie's for now remains my default. Dances are reasonably priced, it's generally a laidback atmosphere, and it's in a decent location--once I leave I can get on the expressway in just a few minutes.

I do wish they had more black dancers as my tastes run that way, but that's not a showstopper for me. One difficulty can be parking, but just this week I noticed a sign on a post on the east side of Louie's facade that says additional parking is available in the east lot, which I had thought was reserved for the residents of the adjoining trailer park community. As such, it looks like one can park there without fear of getting towed. Anyway stay safe and I hope you have continued good luck!

[Visconti5683]

I finally had the chance to stop by. It was around 4-5. I was getting a dance at the bar and some tall goofy looking girl wearing a cowboy hat comes up to me and asks for a dollar for music. I had 5 singles on the bar which was a tip for the bartender. She was aggressive as hell and wouldn't leave until I took a dollar from the BTs tip or got change right then and there (had no other singles or I would have.) This was mid dance for me with another girl. That's bullshit. Lady in my lap said she is a *****. Not worth sweating too much but still brushed me the wrong way. Anyways Ericka I think was the girl I picked for dances. She was great. Very friendly. We had a back room dance and I left happy. I also got her #. Thanks to other members for tips. Appreciate it.