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03-31-19 15:36 #5189
Keep Calm and monger on.
Thought I'd share my latest experience for the amusement of others and provide a heads up to those less experienced.
Not certain what I did to piss her off, but my regular of over two years quit replying to my texts recently and I found myself having to play the field again. I've kept up on the reports here and elsewhere and contacted 3 ladies that are all known to be legit and acceptable in appearance. Two replied in short order and I've yet to hear back from the third. The first was hosting in a part of town I'd rather avoid and that I'm not that familiar with, so I passed. It appears that she changes location frequently, so perhaps another day. The second had both good comms and was hosting in an acceptable area, so it was off to the races. Setup a meet for a half-hour visit.
She texted about 15 min. Before appointment time asking if I was still coming. I confirmed. You all know the drill here and the short version is that by the time she responded and I returned to the area we started a half hour later than planned. Things start going very well once I'm there. A residential incall and she is alone. Does not look as good as her pics. But still recognizable and her weight is the same or close; slender build with proportionate fakes. Clean, coherent, not high as fuck or rambling. She seems to be a nice friendly lady. The place is furnished and reasonably clean except for two of the three bedrooms are full of crap. Think hoarder, but not enough to get on TV. She leads me to her room and she get started with a great BBBJ. Very firm, but w / o teeth. Very enjoyable. I had a taste and found her clean and odor free and she appeared to enjoy herself. The lady knows how to fuck a man with enthusiasm.
I'm balls deep in our 3rd or 4th position when someone starts pounding on the front door. Oh Fuck! Here we go. Pimp, boyfriend, ex-husband? I'm probably going to get ripped off. But I've still got the donation. My uncle Larry always told me to hang onto the donation until the appointment was over. She grabs a robe, tells me she'll take care of it, and dashes out of the room. My ass is up and gathering my clothes. She's back just as I pull on my boxers and says "It's the fucking cops".
She pulls on a pair of panties and leaves the bedroom again. I'm frantically getting dressed and listening to what is going on at the front door. She lets them in immediately and there's more than just her and a cop in the house now. She tells them "let me put something on" as she's heading back to the bedroom. She appears to be keeping her head and says she sorry and don't worry. She pulls on a top and leaves the room again. I'm now fully dressed and realize I'm still wearing the cover. I find this very amusing and snap it off my (now fear induced) boner and chuck it into the wastebasket. Did I mention that I'm baked? I usually am when I go out to play.
So I'm sitting on the bed listening to the dialog taking place in the other room. I discern there are at least one cop and three other people in the house now. Two of them, a man and a woman are neighbors (why they are in the house is still beyond me). They are the ones that called the law after I arrived. Evidently, they have noticed and complained about men coming and going. I hear the officer ask my lady about dealing drugs and prostitution taking place. She blames a roommate. "You guys arrested her yesterday". She gives the cop the woman's name and some other just plain wacky details you can't make up. (I later confirmed that this woman was indeed arrested the previous day via the booking summary). The cop leaves to check out her claim.
She returns to the bedroom and wants me to hide under the bed. I'm like no fucking way I'm hiding anywhere. For starters, I'm a grown-ass man. I hear some indistinct conversation and the cop returns. At this point I'm finally starting to get my own thoughts in order. I'm not hiding and haven't done anything illegal up to this point. I decide I'll be fine if I keep my mouth shut and don't lie when questioned. I'm not holding or armed, so nothing to worry about there. I'm expecting the cop to call me out or search the house, but it doesn't happen. He's on his way, but leaves the two men and woman in the house. My lady is able to shuffle them out the door in short order. Oh, almost forgot that while all this was going on, one of them brought a small dog in from the garage. I know, WTF?
Ok, so now we are alone again and she is apologetic and starts crying etc. She tells me who all these fucking people are. Still don't know WTF they were doing in the house. I know at least one of the men knew I was in the bedroom. And I think I've met him about 30 years ago. Not sure about the cop. I'd think the cop would want to see and speak with me if he had. My mind is still racing and I'm having a hard time believing that this has gone as well for me as it has so far. I'm guessing that LEO just might hang out and light me up when I leave as my ride is parked in the driveway. I quickly cleanup my phone. Give the lady the covers I brought with me (a good scout is always prepared). We get a very simple, and not completely untrue, story straight that does not include me paying her for sex. I give her half the donation because I'm not a total prick and she didn't ask for anything at all even though I'd been there for just over an hour at this point. I leave and make it home w / o further incident.
TPD may have my license plate #, but given the zeal of the investigation I overheard, I doubt it. Going to change it anyway. So, I guess this is among the possible issues with residential incalls. I'm not posting her name. I don't see the need to smear her for it. She's nice and handled the situation pretty well IMHO. That said, I probably won't repeat and there no way in hell I'd go back to that address.
Hope you got a laugh or two from my misfortune.
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03-31-19 15:32 #5188
Big Waste Of Time.
Seriously not worth the effort.
I recently inquired and got a couple responses of mediocre experiences, so I tried to set something up and got a complete run around, kinda goes along with the reply I received.
Was a complete waste of time and effort:
http://toledo.skipthegames.com/femal...e/460664552478
Don't these chicks know that they need us more than we need them, I sometimes wonder why some of them even post.
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03-31-19 12:19 #5187I think she's got giant hands LOL.
Originally Posted by ThrobbinWood
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03-31-19 11:23 #5186
Man hands
Definitely nobody behind her, it's nothing a quick manicure couldn't fix. IMHO. Originally Posted by ThrobbinWood
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03-31-19 10:03 #5185
Man Hands Little Miss Birthday Girl
As I compare the hands in the first picture to the second picture, I think they look alike. What do you think http://toledo.skipthegames.com/femal...l/776925102106. Originally Posted by HulkSteve
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03-31-19 09:41 #5184
Jessi
Got a date set up for Wed. Originally Posted by Spinners
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03-31-19 09:26 #5183
Blonde Jessi
She is in Maumee area today and running some nice early bird specials.
. Originally Posted by Spinners
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03-31-19 03:15 #5182
Scam
That's a scam, Chief. Originally Posted by Siouxchief64
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03-30-19 23:46 #5181
Blonde Jessi
Please do!! We were texting back and forth yesterday but she was in wood county and there were a couple other red flags so I bailed. But I would so love to see this chick again if this is real. Originally Posted by RockHard403
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03-30-19 23:06 #5180
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03-30-19 22:21 #5179
Laura
Sorry but don't know how to put her post from stg on here. Any info on her? Looks to good to be true. Thanks.
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03-30-19 20:42 #5178
Birthday Girl
Ok, someone look at her 2nd photo, where "she" is holding her boobs? Is it just me, or does she have Man-Hands?? Or is there someone else behind her grabbing onto them?? Optical Illusion? Have seen her pics for awhile also, hope someone will TOFTT and let us all know soon!!
Originally Posted by TheBrad69
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03-30-19 20:08 #5177
???
Her ad is also appearing in Detroit. Could be someone is using her old ads or just made a mistake when posting ad. Originally Posted by PerfectDark
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03-30-19 19:55 #5176Different # because she loses her for every other day. Originally Posted by OhioRacer
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03-30-19 19:52 #5175They way you all rant on here about her, your lucky she isn't $4 hr. Originally Posted by SlooHands
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