Massage Parlor Reports

[MichiganDetroi]

Forgot to post this over the winter; stopped by this place shortly before Christmas. It was $7 at the door, greeted by a late 50-early 60 yr old, was hoping she was just the mamasan wearing a nicer dress than a typical mamasan, but after the table shower she gave me, quickly apparent she was going to be the provider, pretended I needed to use the bathroom to see if there were any younger women there, but only another late 50 yr old - 60 year old was there. After I came back to room, old lady asked what I wanted and I said just a massage and she laughed at me. She wanted to do FS, I didn't want to with someone my mom's age, plus she wanted $$ which made the whole thing even more silly. Finally I said I was going, got dressed and left. Basically paid $7 for a table shower, but left with my dignity in tack.

[MichiganDetroi]

This is a bit late on the 9 mile location that was closed two weeks ago in a LEO raid, but thought I'd add my two cents for future places; the first time I went there two summers ago, it started off standard procedure, massage was not good at all, then after she came back in with hot towels and cleaned the oil off me, with absolutely no conversation BTW her and I about any extras, money or anything, she completely undressed and started rubbing her tits against me. I thought it was odd, because there was no pretense whatsoever of determining whether I was LEO or not. I went back one more time about six months later, the massage was still bad, and while the 2nd woman wasn't as forward as the first, she was still way too cavalier for being in such a highly visible area in ferndale. I never went back because I thought this place was surely going to get raided. So whenever I've gone to AMP's I'm always cautious when they are too overt with new customers that they don't know at all.

On a side note; AMP's that are well documented here as never giving extras, will eventually give extras, but you have to be a very long term customer; I went to one place, once a week for a year and half, because they gave an awesome massage, and it is an AMP where female customers go frequently, and suddenly one day, the woman offered an extra at the end of the massage.

[RWhite]

I am thinking about going there how is it?

[RWhite]

Just go to one and report back.

What's up why'all long time monger first time poster. Had no clue there were Asian massage parlors here like back home in Florida. All of them in Tampa are FS and gorgeous. Any FS here? I am in Royal Oak doesn't matter the distance I will drive. I'm suppose to drive out to see the infamous Miki any recommendations message me.

[Detroit123]

I've seen tons of bad reviews for AMPs here does someone have a good place for a first timer to visit.

If your anywhere near the east side, I would try Bella Touch on 10 Mile and Gratiot in Eastpointe.

[Averily]

I've seen tons of bad reviews for AMPs here does someone have a good place for a first timer to visit.

Just go to one and report back.

[HappyFunBall]

It was a woman, she said her and a couple gf's came in for legit massages and were all offered happy endings.

Well, the location for that would have been useful information right up until it was blurted all over a popular radio show. My gf is bi and she'd have been down with that offer.

[Randy313]

Jen I saw was in a pull over dress as well. Wouldn't call her obese but I would say chubby and unattractive. Someone who wouldn't even get a glance from me on the street.

I agree with you on that, however with the exception of Judy formerly at the hidden AMP and Tiffany in Ferndale a lot of these women at the AMP's we wouldn't give the time of day too I just can't deal with pancake booty's like how the fuck are your back pockets touching on your blue jeans?

[Randy313]

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[Ozma86]

I've seen tons of bad reviews for AMPs here does someone have a good place for a first timer to visit.

[TheDean12]

Jen I saw was in a pull over dress as well. Wouldn't call her obese but I would say chubby and unattractive. Someone who wouldn't even get a glance from me on the street.

So I tried to look up the place in Ferndale where this Jen is at and all I came up with is a Nail Salon. Is that the same place that does massages as well? It's called Saigon Nail Salon.

[Maul1710]

The REAL Jen in Ferndale is a bit on the heavier side however not sloppy but put together well she also has a tattoo and the times I have seen her she is always in a pull over dress (quicker access). You're saying there's another Jen? If that's the case I am definitely not going back.

Jen I saw was in a pull over dress as well. Wouldn't call her obese but I would say chubby and unattractive. Someone who wouldn't even get a glance from me on the street.

[Jokester1]

I also don't think it will be legalized in the near future. The Pharisees (religious right) will never vote for it even though we they are some of the most regular customers. They have to maintain their fake 'holier than thou' appearance. I don't think it would have any effect on the value of women or give men any more power over their spouse. It would still be done secretly without one's significant others knowlege.

I red extracts from a study a while back that stated the highest rate of hits per capita on porn web sites are from users in Utah and the Bible Belt.

[MrPipes3006]

I never got married just to get my rocks off legaly. I married my first because she was the love of my life or so I thought at 20 years old. My second I married for tax purposes and she did my laundry and was a good cook and pretty great in the sack. Too bad she wanted me to be monogamous.

Haha to funny.

[JoeTruck]

Went to check out the new acu on mound went there twice and both times it was closed. That was short lived.