Massage Parlor Reports

**Randy313** · 03-19-19 06:10

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Aw hell naw!

But at $.5 for what she does I knew there had to be a catch.

**Randy313** · 03-19-19 06:05

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

My technique is throw down whatever you are willing to pay in total up front on the table when getting undressed and bring no more in. You run the risk of not getting what you want or overpaying for HE but it sends a really clear signal. I got FS with Katie at SS for $. 1. Honestly not even my intention and I didn't even ask for it. It just happened. Stupidly and regretfully in the heat of the moment it was BB. Major regret.

Whoa! You BB Katie? I'm extremely familiar with her and you are down and out for awhile. Trust me make sure you see your physician within the next 6 mos. Don't bang anybody until after that. Unless she cleared it up from a few years ago but I doubt it.

**Randy313** · 03-19-19 05:55

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried out MH Massage in Southfield? It's been there about a year and I've never seen it mentioned.

There's a reason why you haven't seen MH Massage mentioned. It's a "legit" massage. I say "legit" because they are not certified. If you pay for a hhr they MIGHT tease you and say get a longer one next time. After you come back and pay for an hr they say "We no do that here. ".

**HappyFunBall** · 03-18-19 23:49

Originally Posted by HappyFunBall [View Original Post]

Maybe Star Moon and others might be a bit spooked and are just being cautious with new faces.

That's probably all it is. I stopped at my usual place on Saturday and got the same great massage, etc. I usually get. If it's your first time at a place, expect that "YMMV" is definitely going to apply to you.

**WinterKnight** · 03-18-19 22:43

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Thank you for helping me cement my decision never to visit an AMP. You say you have paid for farting massages for two years?

**Sleeve** · 03-18-19 22:09

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Yes, it has lessened my desire to rebook with her.

**Anon2854** · 03-18-19 21:41

My technique is throw down whatever you are willing to pay in total up front on the table when getting undressed and bring no more in. You run the risk of not getting what you want or overpaying for HE but it sends a really clear signal. I got FS with Katie at SS for $. 1. Honestly not even my intention and I didn't even ask for it. It just happened. Stupidly and regretfully in the heat of the moment it was BB. Major regret.

**Mmis90** · 03-18-19 20:51

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Yes, never really smelled anything, but I've heard it. Not sure if queef or not.

**Mmis90** · 03-18-19 20:50

Originally Posted by Bzerkley [View Original Post]

What was the name and location of the renovated AMP either in Warren or Sterling Heights. I can't seem to find it in the thread. Any good reviews?

Not sure what happened, but it's been closed for a few weeks now.

**Esctol6** · 03-18-19 18:56

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

I've never noticed that with her, I've always enjoyed the experience with her. She does talk a lot but she is a very nice person and makes up for it with a very happy massage.

**Anon2854** · 03-18-19 17:55

Has anyone tried out MH Massage in Southfield? It's been there about a year and I've never seen it mentioned.

**Bzerkley** · 03-18-19 15:43

What was the name and location of the renovated AMP either in Warren or Sterling Heights. I can't seem to find it in the thread. Any good reviews?

**Islander0424** · 03-18-19 13:21

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

**Averily** · 03-18-19 11:38

That prostitute quote was brilliant.

People should read that link from the Patch. Great insight into how politics enters into this game.

If we sigh when the general public are so easily misled about trafficking and "saving" these women then what are we to think of hobbyists who propagate the same bullshit?

Originally Posted by PieBoy [View Original Post]

Anyone questioning whether there have been convictions can use this thing called google. Not sure how it works but if you enter 3 words, "sex trafficking convictions" it does not come up blank. DOJ data and everything.

Indeed, this is one of them. Three of the guys who were arrested and described as rapists and human traffickers during the Bellvue bust two years ago.

https://patch.com/washington/bellevu...ng-king-county

I think a few of you guys have issues with what you do and need it to be much more sordid than it is. It reminds me of something this hooker told me once "I was surprised to find out that a lot of the guys who came to see me wanted to feel bad about what they were doing."

A2