Massage Parlor Reports

**ShvdSchtick** · 03-19-19 12:15

I love the tease it gets me so worked up and I like a little assplay. Any recommendations?

**TwistedBrother** · 03-19-19 08:50

Originally Posted by Esctol6 [View Original Post]

I've never noticed that with her, I've always enjoyed the experience with her. She does talk a lot but she is a very nice person and makes up for it with a very happy massage.

What's funny is she probably talks a lot to mask the sound of her farting. She thinks you don't hear it, but you really do. If you hear it and happen to catch her eye just right, you can exchange a knowing glance without words having to be said. Then it's like your little secret and then, because you're keeping her little secret (and not exposing her habit, which some would find disgusting), she might ("might") give you even better service. I mean, that's what I would do.

**Aman200** · 03-19-19 07:46

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Not to my knowledge but that may open up a new market for her from some of you kinky fucks LOL.

**Randy313** · 03-19-19 06:10

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Aw hell naw!

But at $.5 for what she does I knew there had to be a catch.

**Randy313** · 03-19-19 06:05

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

My technique is throw down whatever you are willing to pay in total up front on the table when getting undressed and bring no more in. You run the risk of not getting what you want or overpaying for HE but it sends a really clear signal. I got FS with Katie at SS for $. 1. Honestly not even my intention and I didn't even ask for it. It just happened. Stupidly and regretfully in the heat of the moment it was BB. Major regret.

Whoa! You BB Katie? I'm extremely familiar with her and you are down and out for awhile. Trust me make sure you see your physician within the next 6 mos. Don't bang anybody until after that. Unless she cleared it up from a few years ago but I doubt it.

**Randy313** · 03-19-19 05:55

Originally Posted by Anon2854 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried out MH Massage in Southfield? It's been there about a year and I've never seen it mentioned.

There's a reason why you haven't seen MH Massage mentioned. It's a "legit" massage. I say "legit" because they are not certified. If you pay for a hhr they MIGHT tease you and say get a longer one next time. After you come back and pay for an hr they say "We no do that here. ".

**HappyFunBall** · 03-18-19 23:49

Originally Posted by HappyFunBall [View Original Post]

Maybe Star Moon and others might be a bit spooked and are just being cautious with new faces.

That's probably all it is. I stopped at my usual place on Saturday and got the same great massage, etc. I usually get. If it's your first time at a place, expect that "YMMV" is definitely going to apply to you.

**WinterKnight** · 03-18-19 22:43

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Thank you for helping me cement my decision never to visit an AMP. You say you have paid for farting massages for two years?

**Sleeve** · 03-18-19 22:09

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Yes, it has lessened my desire to rebook with her.

**Anon2854** · 03-18-19 21:41

My technique is throw down whatever you are willing to pay in total up front on the table when getting undressed and bring no more in. You run the risk of not getting what you want or overpaying for HE but it sends a really clear signal. I got FS with Katie at SS for $. 1. Honestly not even my intention and I didn't even ask for it. It just happened. Stupidly and regretfully in the heat of the moment it was BB. Major regret.

**Mmis90** · 03-18-19 20:51

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

Yes, never really smelled anything, but I've heard it. Not sure if queef or not.

**Mmis90** · 03-18-19 20:50

Originally Posted by Bzerkley [View Original Post]

What was the name and location of the renovated AMP either in Warren or Sterling Heights. I can't seem to find it in the thread. Any good reviews?

Not sure what happened, but it's been closed for a few weeks now.

**Esctol6** · 03-18-19 18:56

Originally Posted by Islander0424 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Jen for a quite a while now, almost 2 years now. For those who have seen her, has she been farting while giving you guys massages?

I've never noticed that with her, I've always enjoyed the experience with her. She does talk a lot but she is a very nice person and makes up for it with a very happy massage.