Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[Ps1999]

I have had about ten massages at six different Asian Massage Parlous over the last four months. My experiences are highly variable. I have a few questions after reading many of the posts on this website:

1) What is the normal tip for a fully draped massage at an AMP with no nudity, no happy ending, and no self-satisfaction?

2) Is it legal to get a massage when I am fully naked and exposed? For example: Is it legal for me to get my chest and stomach massaged while I am fully naked from the waist down if there is no touching of the genitals?

3) I have read on this website that some massage therapists get partially or fully naked during the massage. I have never had this happen during one of my massages. What am I doing wrong?

4) Why do some massage therapists suggest that I masturbate myself rather than getting a happy ending? Isn't masturbation under those circumstances also against the law?

5) If I do masturbate myself at the end of a massage am I supposed to give some kind of tip for them allowing me to jerk myself off?

6) I about about 50/50 getting happy endings but have never been offered a BJ or FS. I have asked for BJs several times and been rejected each time. Is there a reason for the rejection or am I just unlucky.

7) I would also be grateful for some guidance on tips per act and level of satisfaction.

Thank you.

I moved this post to the fight thread because

1. Either you're trolling

2. You spent zero time reading this forum and have no idea how much this post will piss guys off.

In either case it's here to save me future work.

Flame on

A2

A2 You know us too well! If you would only give us a like button.

[SkSoccer]

I have had about ten massages at six different Asian Massage Parlous over the last four months. My experiences are highly variable. I have a few questions after reading many of the posts on this website:

1) What is the normal tip for a fully draped massage at an AMP with no nudity, no happy ending, and no self-satisfaction?

2) Is it legal to get a massage when I am fully naked and exposed? For example: Is it legal for me to get my chest and stomach massaged while I am fully naked from the waist down if there is no touching of the genitals?

3) I have read on this website that some massage therapists get partially or fully naked during the massage. I have never had this happen during one of my massages. What am I doing wrong?

4) Why do some massage therapists suggest that I masturbate myself rather than getting a happy ending? Isn't masturbation under those circumstances also against the law?

5) If I do masturbate myself at the end of a massage am I supposed to give some kind of tip for them allowing me to jerk myself off?

6) I about about 50/50 getting happy endings but have never been offered a BJ or FS. I have asked for BJs several times and been rejected each time. Is there a reason for the rejection or am I just unlucky.

7) I would also be grateful for some guidance on tips per act and level of satisfaction.

Thank you.

I moved this post to the fight thread because

1. Either you're trolling

2. You spent zero time reading this forum and have no idea how much this post will piss guys off.

In either case it's here to save me future work.

Flame on

A2

[Jsmth537]

Besides that it helps to be wary of the ones that look a tad manly and / or show pictures with their legs crossed / thighs tight together. The T / S tend to tuck it between and use those positions to "hide it". I have no problem asking them if they are when I see that. Some are open and no issues, some get offended and some will try to tease yo into seeing them. Blocking them helps.

When suspicion of TS, or that she is larger than photos, or some other issue I want to avoid, it sometimes helps to tell her that I'm "into that. " Don't just ask, but encourage her to confirm that she is a dude, or a fat girl, or whatever it is I want to avoid. Has helped her / him tell the whole story once or twice and I can move on.

Also, for some reason, "I love kissing" seems to be present in ads for a TS. No idea the reason but I've noticed it more times than not.

[Terry7168]

When I first heard of review sites (the other one that you can only get supposedly thru Canada now).

I used to get a kick out of being the first one to review a provider! That being the case, I provided info.

Long before I asked, and I looked at others info on girls. Then one provider told me about this site, and I joined.

However, I did get "pinched " a few years ago. At the request of some of the mongers here, I posted all.

About it, (even though at the time I felt embarrassed) but if it helps others keep from being "pinched", It should.

Be worth it, and some have thanked me for the info. Not sure if it kept anyone from getting "pinched", but I know.

It outed some of the locations it happens. I have noticed after my last warnings about it going til the super bowl.

I see lake co did a couple busts after the super bowl in other areas of the county. I am not reposting any of it, but I.

Am sure with a little persistence, anyone can find it and read it. Be careful out there! This should tell you what my vote is BTW.

I second the statement and foreward it to the floor for a vote.

Not trying to tease the new guys to much, but, you all have to start putting in some work. Your first post should not be asking a question on this girl or that. I can certainly understand you might be nervous and concerned about this thing or that. We all have been there. The experienced guys on here have made mistakes, and some of have been pinched. We learn from our mistakes, pass along what we learned, and continue on. Hell I learned early on you have to look closely for that Adam's apple. So for you new guys, read up on the different threads, do some homework including the bickering amongst eachother, look through different ads, find one you like and trust, then pull the trigger. When you are done post your experiences. Then repeat.

After awhile feel free to start asking questions, and contribute to discussions. Just put the work in first.

[LoveSmallPerky]

I second the statement and foreward it to the floor for a vote.

Not trying to tease the new guys to much, but, you all have to start putting in some work. Your first post should not be asking a question on this girl or that. I can certainly understand you might be nervous and concerned about this thing or that. We all have been there. The experienced guys on here have made mistakes, and some of have been pinched. We learn from our mistakes, pass along what we learned, and continue on. Hell I learned early on you have to look closely for that Adam's apple. So for you new guys, read up on the different threads, do some homework including the bickering amongst eachother, look through different ads, find one you like and trust, then pull the trigger. When you are done post your experiences. Then repeat.

After awhile feel free to start asking questions, and contribute to discussions. Just put the work in first.

Besides that it helps to be wary of the ones that look a tad manly and / or show pictures with their legs crossed / thighs tight together. The T / S tend to tuck it between and use those positions to "hide it". I have no problem asking them if they are when I see that. Some are open and no issues, some get offended and some will try to tease yo into seeing them. Blocking them helps.

[BigMilwaukee]

I second the statement and foreward it to the floor for a vote.

Not trying to tease the new guys to much, but, you all have to start putting in some work. Your first post should not be asking a question on this girl or that. I can certainly understand you might be nervous and concerned about this thing or that. We all have been there. The experienced guys on here have made mistakes, and some of have been pinched. We learn from our mistakes, pass along what we learned, and continue on. Hell I learned early on you have to look closely for that Adam's apple. So for you new guys, read up on the different threads, do some homework including the bickering amongst eachother, look through different ads, find one you like and trust, then pull the trigger. When you are done post your experiences. Then repeat.

After awhile feel free to start asking questions, and contribute to discussions. Just put the work in first.

I understand that this site is here to gather and give info but can we, A) either do our homework, or B) Take One For The Team. I understand theres alot of new guys but read back a few pages or browse stg or cityx you can find alot of answers to your questions.

Thanks, and now back to your regularly scheduled whoring.

[LoveSmallPerky]

Seriously, in the last two months I have had 1 UTR Provider move to Vegas, 1 UTR get married, 1 UTR get pregnant by her boyfriend, 1 UTR stop answering her phone completely and another move to Florida to apparently get into Porn.

I don't like being nervous as to what could possibly happen. I like safe and knowing I'm not being set up.

Rant over.

That does not sound good. Makes you wonder how many of the others / posters that quit the business found someone, also how long it may last, they may want to get back to the variety or some side cash.

[Vermillion72]

From now on I am going to copyright any pictures I take to prevent unauthorized use. LOL Just kidding. But damn I am looking forward to summer.

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...n/841377233641

Dude has way too much time on his hands with a yard that looks that nice and this hobby. JFC!

[Ps1999]

I understand that this site is here to gather and give info but can we, A) either do our homework, or B) Take One For The Team. I understand theres alot of new guys but read back a few pages or browse stg or cityx you can find alot of answers to your questions.

Thanks, and now back to your regularly scheduled whoring.

[WizardOfAahs]

1. A ton of people are going to be in town.

2. Professional dream subjects will follow the people trying to get a piece of the action.

3. The rules of supply and demand state that room prices are going to go up as there we be a lot of people visiting.

4. Same applies to the topics of our dreams.

The question becomes of how many of our local girls are going to be displaced by the lack of rooms, increased prices, and the affordability of whatever rooms are left:

- Are we going to experience flop houses at a new level?

- Are the girls going to more likely to outcall and overnight?

[JimmyChitWood]

Seriously, in the last two months I have had 1 UTR Provider move to Vegas, 1 UTR get married, 1 UTR get pregnant by her boyfriend, 1 UTR stop answering her phone completely and another move to Florida to apparently get into Porn.

I don't like being nervous as to what could possibly happen. I like safe and knowing I'm not being set up.

Rant over.

[DieselMike]

Article in the Journal Saturday morning states that AirBnB is already booking homes / apartments for $1000 per night while the Dems are in town. Article further states the prices could go as high as $2000 per night and that a lot of high rollers will not bat an eye. Mmmmm. Wonder what else will be expensive.

Yeah, going to be a lot of people around town looking to cash in. Including our favorite uncles. If I recall correctly; same thing for the Superbowl.

[Oakly]

Article in the Journal Saturday morning states that AirBnB is already booking homes / apartments for $1000 per night while the Dems are in town. Article further states the prices could go as high as $2000 per night and that a lot of high rollers will not bat an eye. Mmmmm. Wonder what else will be expensive.

Traveling providers will pick up some demand. That said, if you really, really have to get some, it will cost you.

[Slugo]

Because I'd rather pay for Jordan's than have a pair of crusty Puma shoes.

When traveling around the world unless I'm going to an establishment where I can see the product before I buy I'm going to always try and get a higher end girl which means 100 an hour in Philippines or 80-120 in ColOmbia or even in Dominican 100 an hour.

But I get what you mean. If guys keep paying top dollar for mid level beef, then the eventual price will go up thinking it's prime level.

As with most things you get what you pay for.

[DaddyForYou]

Article in the Journal Saturday morning states that AirBnB is already booking homes / apartments for $1000 per night while the Dems are in town. Article further states the prices could go as high as $2000 per night and that a lot of high rollers will not bat an eye. Mmmmm. Wonder what else will be expensive.