Massage Parlor Reports

[Frankie85]

Anyone try Yang's Massage in Oakton right on the corner of 123 and Hunter Mill? It used to be "Massage Relax Center" and they offered extra's. Is Yang's straight or can you get a Nova finish?

Haven't tried it but I work nearby, so it's definitely relevant to my interests.

[TheOuroboros]

Went there (Live Massage in Arlington) based on reports about Zooey. She was nowhere to be seen.

Stopped at the Wilson one first, thought it looked too legit. They said on the phone Zooey was there and I made an appointment for 3 pm. I realize they're always going to say that, but geez.

Got in room, stripped down, the short, stout Asian lady came in, and I said "I think I have the wrong place. " She didn't understand, and instead replied, "You don't need cover?" Finally the DUDE that answered the door came in and I told him and left.

Went to the less nice one on Columbia Pike. Ok lady at the door, older than I want, not fat, but not as petite as I want, but I still figured why not? Went with $70 for an hour, though she never brought back change and ended up paying 1 fiddy for CBJ and top lifted up / pants down playing. Kinda lame. As someody's mom, I'd have fucked her for exercise, but not to take to dinner for $220.

Therapist: 6.

Table Shower: Yes, decent / good.

Massage: Almost non-existent in under 3 minutes.

Fun: See above.

Repeat: No thank you.

Really, if I could find a smoking hot Asian who'd do HJ in the nude with some playing for total price in the 100-120 range, I'd be fine with that. This paying 220-240 to negotiate with moms I'd mercy fuck is lame.

From my experience the young and pretty asians don't stick around for long. I'm not sure what the business model is, but they rotate quite frequently. My guess is when business is struggling they get a hottie to generate buzz then send them on their way, either to another slow business or back to the HQ which I imagine is somewhere in NY. The long term NOVA ladies at the establishment tends to be these mercy moms you speak of. It's a bold and opinionated statement, but NOVA is more or less where these spinners go to retire. Maybe you went on an off day, but it wouldn't surprise me if she vanished. Uncovering a gem like zoey is gold and if outsiders taught us anything, nothing gold can stay.

[Tophat31]

This I am sure is a long shot as this place looks legitimate but extremely pretty masseuse. Has anybody ever taken the plunge?

https://m.yelp.com/biz/veronica-yeh-arlington-2

[Quriusmrk]

Sometimes, I like to just get a good massage. I am assuming by your remark, there may have been some teasing, but no finish? Was the lady attractive? Was her massage good? To me, bait and switch usually means a fake picture and when you show up the provider is not even close.

Guess I could have elaborated. Soft touch massage that never progressed. As I believe most are here for complete relaxation I wanted to let them know. Guess I should have said legit only.

Q.

[RubMeLongTime]

Been twice. No hint of any extras, did not try either fwiw.

Anyone try Yang's Massage in Oakton right on the corner of 123 and Hunter Mill? It used to be "Massage Relax Center" and they offered extra's. Is Yang's straight or can you get a Nova finish?

[DWinthrop]

Anyone try Yang's Massage in Oakton right on the corner of 123 and Hunter Mill? It used to be "Massage Relax Center" and they offered extra's. Is Yang's straight or can you get a Nova finish?

[SexInSTL]

Went there (Live Massage in Arlington) based on reports about Zooey. She was nowhere to be seen.

Stopped at the Wilson one first, thought it looked too legit. They said on the phone Zooey was there and I made an appointment for 3 pm. I realize they're always going to say that, but geez.

Got in room, stripped down, the short, stout Asian lady came in, and I said "I think I have the wrong place. " She didn't understand, and instead replied, "You don't need cover?" Finally the DUDE that answered the door came in and I told him and left.

Went to the less nice one on Columbia Pike. Ok lady at the door, older than I want, not fat, but not as petite as I want, but I still figured why not? Went with $70 for an hour, though she never brought back change and ended up paying 1 fiddy for CBJ and top lifted up / pants down playing. Kinda lame. As someody's mom, I'd have fucked her for exercise, but not to take to dinner for $220.

Therapist: 6.

Table Shower: Yes, decent / good.

Massage: Almost non-existent in under 3 minutes.

Fun: See above.

Repeat: No thank you.

Really, if I could find a smoking hot Asian who'd do HJ in the nude with some playing for total price in the 100-120 range, I'd be fine with that. This paying 220-240 to negotiate with moms I'd mercy fuck is lame.

[Riptyde]

Any reports on this place?

I went on Friday for 1/2 hour and .6 to house. Service was decent. But Herndon Therapy is basically across the street and much bet in terms of service and attractiveness of the girls. I tried 11 partly just because I was in the office park for other business.

I paid too much to see "everything" and then was a little disappointed. If I remember correctly, $ gets you up close and personal with the beauty at Herndon Therapy, but this lady would not come onto the table with her top down. I guess it could be because it was my first visit.

There have been several reports a few pages back and the reviews are pretty mixed but mainly summed up as "meh".

[Madness322]

Any reports on this place?

Visited first week it was open, young attractive therapist with skilled hands. Search my posts for the full report. It is on my repeat list.

[Kijimuna]

Any reports on this place?

In Herndon? Just a run of the mill Korean joint.

[CoolWays]

Any reports on this place?

[Heh1177]

Thanks for the narrative. 100% agree. Not much viewing or massage at ST, but lots of action. For my money, what's not to like? I'll be back.

I am kind of bored of asian and latina routine and want to try out some variety. What can I say, man are just hard wired not to tie down to one woman or even one type of women. It's our instinct to spread seed to as many women as possible. Last time I was with a white girl was when AME still around and kicking. PV places seems offer good line up to choose from, so I decided to try them out.

I called secret temptation 3 times with 7 8 min apart, but no one answer the phone. Each time it ring long time only to get to their VM with a sexy voice ask me to leave a message. Of course I am not going leave a message. I then called blue gem, also no answer and I don't even get a sexy voice in VM, it's just a coarse female voice talking very rigidly ask to leave message. Their numbers are landline, I can't even leave a text msg. I called around 10:30 to 11, may be that's too early for them? I am just puzzled. After called ST 3 times and BG 2 times with no answers, I just gave up and start to arrange to go see some familiar k-chicks.

And then ST called me back. I am surprised the handler is a man, after getting used to AMP mamasam. This is very annoying, I was just about to confirm appointment with AG. Oh well, the desire to try something new overcome the annoyance and I decide to go with ST. They have lots of ethnicity among their providers. But for caucasians, only Azara is available. I don't have choice but book her.

I then ask for their address. He seems surprised and ask for reference. Now it's my turn to get surprised, again getting used to AMPs who never check reference. I hesitate a bit but eventually give him some agency info. It's good he checked it quickly and gave me the address...

[DickSetUp]

The 2 girls working in McLean are part of KKs crew. They have a decent reputation.

I can barely find anything searching number in this ad: https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic...a/6674665.html.

Perhaps I should try other name and number? Thanks in advance.

[JmSuttr]

Hello fellow out of state mongers.

I'm on a business strip staying in Crystal City Marriot Hotel until next Tuesday.

And I would love check out some of the talents up here.

As always it's difficult to find a decent place when you're visiting from out of town, so I hope if you could help your fellow monger out.

Unfortunately, my only transportation is Uber, so I want to be in the 10 15 minute radius.

I'm not looking for FS but just decent massage with better than decent finish.

Any help would be greatly appreciated!

If you're in Crystal City, the Metro system gives you additional transportation options. You can check RubMaps for places that look interesting and are within walking distance, or a short Uber ride, of a Metro station.

https://www.wmata.com/schedules/maps/ (click on Rail Map).

[NyHornet]

They are not Gardner, May is not there. However, Cherry is the masseuse and she provides an excellent, relaxing legit massage. I've been there twice now, will go back. I'm not looking for what Gardner offered, Cherry looks like one of the ladies who worked there.

Thanks, I may try. May was awesome. Beautiful, friendly and gave a great massage.