Massage Parlor Reports

[HairyMonger]

Saw a new spot called H Massage. It's on the corner of Concord Rd and South Cobb Dr (in the same strip mall as UPS Store and Dunkin Donuts). Door was locked, open sign wasn't lit, and it wasn't fully furnished. I saw a doorbell but didn't ring it. Also saw a sign saying something about security cameras. I'll try again in the next couple days to see what's up.

Are you me? LOL, but I was waiting to try it before I report and the flood gates open!

[Osmosiss]

Is this place dead? What's with all the nonsense?

Have to agree with PewPew. Very little reporting and a lot of talk about stuff that is irrelevant to this particular forum really belongs in an advice and opinion section. Are you all just not having an easy time with getting HEs at AMPs anymore or is it you all just don't want to share?

In the spirit of sharing and hopefully kick starting this section I can safely say that every single provider at MiNi in Roswell will provide a UTC MT HE and a couple will do BBBJ. I know one for sure that will do BBFS but that's not my thing so I declined. I visited this place 3 times last week and had 3 different girls and left extremely happy all three times. $100 out the door each time regardless of ending.

I plan to visit Asia Massage on Bells Ferry this week and see if the offerings there are as good as I have been told. Can anyone verify this?

Cheers,

Os.

[Bullett64]

What do these guys think Vinegar is? Very acidic. Most douches are vinegar based.

The nature of the substance, be it caustic, acidic, sweet, floral, etc. Is irrelevant to this issue. The real issue is that the only person who has the right to introduce a foreign substance of any kind into a person's body is the owner of that body. As a customer, you do not have that right, at least not without gaining permission first.

[MassageAwesome]

Saw a new spot called H Massage. It's on the corner of Concord Rd and South Cobb Dr (in the same strip mall as UPS Store and Dunkin Donuts). Door was locked, open sign wasn't lit, and it wasn't fully furnished. I saw a doorbell but didn't ring it. Also saw a sign saying something about security cameras. I'll try again in the next couple days to see what's up.

[PewPewDolla]

Is this place dead? What's with all the nonsense?

[Petey1015]

Michele never put anything caustic, nor syrup, nor jelly anywhere near the salad bar. Just some FYI, LOL.

[SpaKing]

You fellas keep bringing up strange words like caustic. Caustic implies something like muriatic acid, unlike lemon juice which is relatively mild. And yes, I've had a woman put lemon juice (among other things) on my dick and suck it.

What do these guys think Vinegar is? Very acidic. Most douches are vinegar based.

[Niteluvr]

Unfortunately, I do not. Nor does anyone else. There simply is NO, I repeat NO simple test that can be used to detect potentially life-threatening, or at the minimum very annoying, diseases, be they bacterial or viral. One can infer that poor hygiene is a sign of other problems, but it is not definitive. Unfortunately, neither is good hygiene an indicator that the lady is disease free. If it were that simple, these diseases would have been eliminated centuries ago.

I agree, which is why that one dude used lemon juice and the Mexican dude used jalapeno juice. They're better than no test. I simply do the finger sniff test. It the pussy is stank, I don't cover up, I stay away from it.

[Niteluvr]

I completely agree Hobbyman, it is barbaric for anyone to do a finger test on a providers vagina with a caustic substance. To the hobbyists that agree with this BS, I guess you won't object to a provider applying the same caustic finger treatment to your willy's. It is very simple, if you have any doubts, strap up!

You fellas keep bringing up strange words like caustic. Caustic implies something like muriatic acid, unlike lemon juice which is relatively mild. And yes, I've had a woman put lemon juice (among other things) on my dick and suck it.

[Niteluvr]

If hobbyists are afraid of catching something then use a cover. If a hobbyist goes down there and doesn't like what he smells then don't go back to that provider. The notion that the finger in the vag test with a caustic substance on the fingers is acceptable is ridiculous on its own merit. The entire idea is barbaric. It should only offend a nun? Really? An Asian woman won't be offended if something a hobbyist sticks up her vagina burns the shit out of her? Really? By that logic the offending hobbyist shouldn't be offended when that vagina's owner knocks the fuck out of the hobbyist with a lamp, something I would highly recommend if such a barbaric and medieval practice is implemented.

A cover? Never!

[Bullett64]

Do you have a better test on premises? If so, please share so we can learn from you.

Unfortunately, I do not. Nor does anyone else. There simply is NO, I repeat NO simple test that can be used to detect potentially life-threatening, or at the minimum very annoying, diseases, be they bacterial or viral. One can infer that poor hygiene is a sign of other problems, but it is not definitive. Unfortunately, neither is good hygiene an indicator that the lady is disease free. If it were that simple, these diseases would have been eliminated centuries ago.

[Sgt Soros]

If hobbyists are afraid of catching something then use a cover. If a hobbyist goes down there and doesn't like what he smells then don't go back to that provider. The notion that the finger in the vag test with a caustic substance on the fingers is acceptable is ridiculous on its own merit. The entire idea is barbaric. It should only offend a nun? Really? An Asian woman won't be offended if something a hobbyist sticks up her vagina burns the shit out of her? Really? By that logic the offending hobbyist shouldn't be offended when that vagina's owner knocks the fuck out of the hobbyist with a lamp, something I would highly recommend if such a barbaric and medieval practice is implemented.

I completely agree Hobbyman, it is barbaric for anyone to do a finger test on a providers vagina with a caustic substance. To the hobbyists that agree with this BS, I guess you won't object to a provider applying the same caustic finger treatment to your willy's. It is very simple, if you have any doubts, strap up!

[LuvThis]

I had a dream I went to Mini today. I drew Linda massage was ok. No real reading. On the flip though she went straight to jr. Allowed under the shirt roaming. She has great boobs. Amazing long erect nipples! I left very happy. Damage 50/40 Anyone else had any luck with her? Please DM me details. I'll definitely becdreaming of her son's.

Yes indeed. The dream is very erotic. Wet for sure!! Even though my first dream with her, she suggested very early in, that the flip was going to be great. Within just a few moments she addressed me by puttin my face in her boobs. I was still face down!! Brought my face up to inbetween her boobs. So I immediately started sucking. She definitely enjoys having her boobs played with. I was in heaven. She allowed free-roaming. So after 20 min, I told her I wanted to massage her as well. ON THE TABLE. SO we exchanged places, and she allowed touch all over (duh!

Needless to say, the last 15 min were for mewe changed places and the dream had an.

Explosive ending before it was time to wake up.

[HobbyMan51]

1. Odors: You stated that you have limited experience in this hobby. The longer you hobby, the more often you'll encounter stank pussy.

2. Tart substance immersion / acidic potion? Mongers have a reasonable expectation that the holes they fuck won't give them something to regret later so, a simple finger in the vag test should only offend a nun. Would you rather find out after the fact that you have to live with something cruel, either temporary or permanent, that could have been prevented with a simple, innocuous test?

You be the judge.

If hobbyists are afraid of catching something then use a cover. If a hobbyist goes down there and doesn't like what he smells then don't go back to that provider. The notion that the finger in the vag test with a caustic substance on the fingers is acceptable is ridiculous on its own merit. The entire idea is barbaric. It should only offend a nun? Really? An Asian woman won't be offended if something a hobbyist sticks up her vagina burns the shit out of her? Really? By that logic the offending hobbyist shouldn't be offended when that vagina's owner knocks the fuck out of the hobbyist with a lamp, something I would highly recommend if such a barbaric and medieval practice is implemented.

[Niteluvr]

I couldn't agree more. Caustic substances may ferret out irritation, but have no effectiveness in identifying disease, which can be present even if the girl "passes" yor test.

Do you have a better test on premises? If so, please share so we can learn from you.