Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

I completely agree Hobbyman, it is barbaric for anyone to do a finger test on a providers vagina with a caustic substance. To the hobbyists that agree with this BS, I guess you won't object to a provider applying the same caustic finger treatment to your willy's. It is very simple, if you have any doubts, strap up!

You fellas keep bringing up strange words like caustic. Caustic implies something like muriatic acid, unlike lemon juice which is relatively mild. And yes, I've had a woman put lemon juice (among other things) on my dick and suck it.

[Niteluvr]

If hobbyists are afraid of catching something then use a cover. If a hobbyist goes down there and doesn't like what he smells then don't go back to that provider. The notion that the finger in the vag test with a caustic substance on the fingers is acceptable is ridiculous on its own merit. The entire idea is barbaric. It should only offend a nun? Really? An Asian woman won't be offended if something a hobbyist sticks up her vagina burns the shit out of her? Really? By that logic the offending hobbyist shouldn't be offended when that vagina's owner knocks the fuck out of the hobbyist with a lamp, something I would highly recommend if such a barbaric and medieval practice is implemented.

A cover? Never!

[Bullett64]

Do you have a better test on premises? If so, please share so we can learn from you.

Unfortunately, I do not. Nor does anyone else. There simply is NO, I repeat NO simple test that can be used to detect potentially life-threatening, or at the minimum very annoying, diseases, be they bacterial or viral. One can infer that poor hygiene is a sign of other problems, but it is not definitive. Unfortunately, neither is good hygiene an indicator that the lady is disease free. If it were that simple, these diseases would have been eliminated centuries ago.

[Sgt Soros]

If hobbyists are afraid of catching something then use a cover. If a hobbyist goes down there and doesn't like what he smells then don't go back to that provider. The notion that the finger in the vag test with a caustic substance on the fingers is acceptable is ridiculous on its own merit. The entire idea is barbaric. It should only offend a nun? Really? An Asian woman won't be offended if something a hobbyist sticks up her vagina burns the shit out of her? Really? By that logic the offending hobbyist shouldn't be offended when that vagina's owner knocks the fuck out of the hobbyist with a lamp, something I would highly recommend if such a barbaric and medieval practice is implemented.

I completely agree Hobbyman, it is barbaric for anyone to do a finger test on a providers vagina with a caustic substance. To the hobbyists that agree with this BS, I guess you won't object to a provider applying the same caustic finger treatment to your willy's. It is very simple, if you have any doubts, strap up!

[LuvThis]

I had a dream I went to Mini today. I drew Linda massage was ok. No real reading. On the flip though she went straight to jr. Allowed under the shirt roaming. She has great boobs. Amazing long erect nipples! I left very happy. Damage 50/40 Anyone else had any luck with her? Please DM me details. I'll definitely becdreaming of her son's.

Yes indeed. The dream is very erotic. Wet for sure!! Even though my first dream with her, she suggested very early in, that the flip was going to be great. Within just a few moments she addressed me by puttin my face in her boobs. I was still face down!! Brought my face up to inbetween her boobs. So I immediately started sucking. She definitely enjoys having her boobs played with. I was in heaven. She allowed free-roaming. So after 20 min, I told her I wanted to massage her as well. ON THE TABLE. SO we exchanged places, and she allowed touch all over (duh!

Needless to say, the last 15 min were for mewe changed places and the dream had an.

Explosive ending before it was time to wake up.

[HobbyMan51]

1. Odors: You stated that you have limited experience in this hobby. The longer you hobby, the more often you'll encounter stank pussy.

2. Tart substance immersion / acidic potion? Mongers have a reasonable expectation that the holes they fuck won't give them something to regret later so, a simple finger in the vag test should only offend a nun. Would you rather find out after the fact that you have to live with something cruel, either temporary or permanent, that could have been prevented with a simple, innocuous test?

You be the judge.

If hobbyists are afraid of catching something then use a cover. If a hobbyist goes down there and doesn't like what he smells then don't go back to that provider. The notion that the finger in the vag test with a caustic substance on the fingers is acceptable is ridiculous on its own merit. The entire idea is barbaric. It should only offend a nun? Really? An Asian woman won't be offended if something a hobbyist sticks up her vagina burns the shit out of her? Really? By that logic the offending hobbyist shouldn't be offended when that vagina's owner knocks the fuck out of the hobbyist with a lamp, something I would highly recommend if such a barbaric and medieval practice is implemented.

[Niteluvr]

I couldn't agree more. Caustic substances may ferret out irritation, but have no effectiveness in identifying disease, which can be present even if the girl "passes" yor test.

Do you have a better test on premises? If so, please share so we can learn from you.

[YeeHaw088]

I had a dream I went to Mini today. I drew Linda massage was ok. No real reading. On the flip though she went straight to jr. Allowed under the shirt roaming. She has great boobs. Amazing long erect nipples! I left very happy. Damage 50/40 Anyone else had any luck with her? Please DM me details. I'll definitely becdreaming of her son's.

[Niteluvr]

As far as odors go, in my limited activity in this hobby I haven't encountered any foul smelling paradise gardens attached to either Chinese or Koreans.

Then the testing for STD's by tart substance immersion seems a bit cruel. I expect if known that it was intentional parlor expulsion would be swift and efficient. I can't imagine having an acidic potion pushed inside ones paradise garden would identify if there were weeds among the flowers. All it may do is kill the mood but then, as mentioned earlier, if done to a hobbyist his mood would certainly be changed. Just the thought makes my pleasure probe want to recede up and hide. If I want to enter that pleasure garden then I would forgo the testing and wear a raincoat or review test lab results to be assured there were no weeds growing inside. Acidic testing is not a way to find out.

1. Odors: You stated that you have limited experience in this hobby. The longer you hobby, the more often you'll encounter stank pussy.

2. Tart substance immersion / acidic potion? Mongers have a reasonable expectation that the holes they fuck won't give them something to regret later so, a simple finger in the vag test should only offend a nun. Would you rather find out after the fact that you have to live with something cruel, either temporary or permanent, that could have been prevented with a simple, innocuous test?

You be the judge.

[Smut Villian]

I only take $$ in. I leave the wallet and phone in the car.

Smart man. Notice how a lot of these places have ATM's on the premises.

[Bbinsider]

How is the high price your fault? It's your business what you want to cough up, but you are the one in control. Rule of thumb; never negotiate during the act. The price goes up exponentially per stroke. Always set a price beforehand, no pun intended. If it was good, you can always tip more. If not good, you won't feel so bad you forked out too much.

I only take $$ in. I leave the wallet and phone in the car.

[Niteluvr]

How is the high price your fault? It's your business what you want to cough up, but you are the one in control. Rule of thumb; never negotiate during the act. The price goes up exponentially per stroke. Always set a price beforehand, no pun intended. If it was good, you can always tip more. If not good, you won't feel so bad you forked out too much.

I think he upgraded from a CBJ to CFS during the deed. I've done that before but have a set (fair) price in my head and the woman can take it or leave it.

[Makwah]

The staff are Korean, not Chinese.

It was 1. 6 tip but the high price was my fault, I changed my order half way through.

The building isn't bad once inside, comfortable room. Clean shower.

How is the high price your fault? It's your business what you want to cough up, but you are the one in control. Rule of thumb; never negotiate during the act. The price goes up exponentially per stroke. Always set a price beforehand, no pun intended. If it was good, you can always tip more. If not good, you won't feel so bad you forked out too much.

[Bullett64]

This has been a lively week on this thread. There have been enough one liners to fill a comedy club. But, really, don't we have the least little bit of scruples?...

...Then the testing for STD's by tart substance immersion seems a bit cruel.

I couldn't agree more. Caustic substances may ferret out irritation, but have no effectiveness in identifying disease, which can be present even if the girl "passes" yor test.

[BenderDundat]

Stopped by adore last night opted for Linda. She said only works weekends. She worked hard on massage. English was good. She is a sweetheart. Had a good massage and I was happy. Saw Amy when leaving, she is new there but I know her for long time. Amy is very nice to, guess I'll be returning to see her soon for the first time in a long time.

Benderdundat.