Massage Parlor Reports

[LigmaPatient0]

There's a whiny little critic no matter where you go. This wasn't Detroit. This board could use some more activity and bullys like you only serve to hinder potential contributors. Don't read my posts champ.

Some PMd me for details and I obliged the seniors. For you: nope.

Me bully you lmao, please all I got from your post was a person whining about what you can or can't get here in lansing. What is there to bully about?

Yeah so what if you got an little more than others here it is as you say YMMV and you keeping that to yourself is no skin off my back (shrugs). If I wanted to PM you I would've but I didn't bother to becuase YMMV so there really was no point in even PMing you LOL you think too highly of yourself LOL smh.

Also the activity on this thread is low because all the parlor have been reviewed to death not because of "bullies" lmao. So if you got a tad more than everyone else from the parlors that had been reviewed to not offer more than HE good for you.

[BigMac55]

Was in town last week and stopped by Lansing Accupressure. I can confirm that Mikki is there and since it was mid afternoon and I was the only one there, I got the usual Mikki PSE treatment, including the usual naked walk from room to shower. LOL.

[Averily]

You didn't get anything in Lansing beyond HE and now need to flex how you can get it better elsewhere that may or may not happen because YMMV the first time you visited them.

Most people would just post "PM me for more detail on service and location I visited today because extra" end of post.

Everyone here knows that most of Lansing providers don't offer more than HE and that YMMV is a given in this hobby.

What a waste of a post, no review, no new Intel, even your YMMV experience is irrelevant because it happen in Detroit.

There's a whiny little critic no matter where you go. This wasn't Detroit. This board could use some more activity and bullys like you only serve to hinder potential contributors. Don't read my posts champ.

Some PMd me for details and I obliged the seniors. For you: nope.

[Choose]

West Saginaw, Lansing. I haven't read or heard much about this place so thought I'd give it a go. The place was clean and seemed professional. A Sign stated they did not provide sexual services. What I found surprising was being asked up front before the massage really got underway was how much I was going to tip. I took that to mean that the quality of the massage was based on the amount of the tip. I was planning on staying an hour so I told her bad massage no tip. Good massage $10. Great massage $20. Basically, I received an oil body rub with varied pressure. No real massage techniques were used. I don't think she was trained very well. At the 30 minute mark she dried the oil off my back and told me to roll over. I told her I didn't need the front massaged. As I got up to leave she said you tip now. I told her I would get dressed first and then I would pay. She was waiting for me at the counter with mamasan. I paid for the massage and handed the girl $5. Right in front of mamasan. She didn't look pleased at all. But then, neither was I.

[LigmaPatient0]

I recently got into a conversation regarding YMMV with some on the Detroit board. I have often gotten more than average service at these place (and occasionally less). At this place my first time ever visiting I was pleasantly surprised.

Lansing is a wasteland. Massage with an HE and maybe some roaming is boring as hell. Don't settle.

You didn't get anything in Lansing beyond HE and now need to flex how you can get it better elsewhere that may or may not happen because YMMV the first time you visited them.

Most people would just post "PM me for more detail on service and location I visited today because extra" end of post.

Everyone here knows that most of Lansing providers don't offer more than HE and that YMMV is a given in this hobby.

What a waste of a post, no review, no new Intel, even your YMMV experience is irrelevant because it happen in Detroit.

[The Darq Ryder]

NP. Not publicly detailing for 2 reasons. 1. Given the current climate, I don't think we should get graphic about the services at these places.

2. YMMV means this isn't something done for everyone. If it was public, everyone would go and expect the same. If I go back I may or may not get the same service but the last thing I'm going to do is put pressure on the girl as a reward for what she did for me.

If the following isn't useful information I am sorry: it is possible to get services over and above.

I hadn't really seen all that was going on with the Kraft business until after my post. In the future, deets will be by PM. Generic stuff will still be public.

[SteveWillDoIt]

Has anyone been there before? Really want to go there. Any personal experiences?

[Averily]

NP. Not publicly detailing for 2 reasons. 1. Given the current climate, I don't think we should get graphic about the services at these places.

2. YMMV means this isn't something done for everyone. If it was public, everyone would go and expect the same. If I go back I may or may not get the same service but the last thing I'm going to do is put pressure on the girl as a reward for what she did for me.

If the following isn't useful information I am sorry: it is possible to get services over and above.

Averily. Not calling you out, but why post if you're going to be so vague; without naming names, give us some examples of what you've experienced beyond standard HE and some roaming. PM me if you prefer. Thanks, #4025.

[Choose]

Averily. Not calling you out, but why post if you're going to be so vague; without naming names, give us some examples of what you've experienced beyond standard HE and some roaming. PM me if you prefer. Thanks, #4025.

Yes, I'd love to know what we're missing out on as well. PM me if you prefer. Thanks, #4025.

[Member #4025]

I recently got into a conversation regarding YMMV with some on the Detroit board. I have often gotten more than average service at these place (and occasionally less). At this place my first time ever visiting I was pleasantly surprised.

Lansing is a wasteland. Massage with an HE and maybe some roaming is boring as hell. Don't settle.

Averily. Not calling you out, but why post if you're going to be so vague; without naming names, give us some examples of what you've experienced beyond standard HE and some roaming. PM me if you prefer. Thanks, #4025.

[Averily]

I recently got into a conversation regarding YMMV with some on the Detroit board. I have often gotten more than average service at these place (and occasionally less). At this place my first time ever visiting I was pleasantly surprised.

Lansing is a wasteland. Massage with an HE and maybe some roaming is boring as hell. Don't settle.

Angie, Chelsea and Linda have all been there for some time. In an earlier post someone suggested that Angie was now going by Kelly; not something I have verified. I know they will have someone rotate in when one of the ladies take an extended vacation; not sure I have met Annie. Hmmm, I may have to pay them a visit.

[LigmaPatient0]

A recent edition to rubmaps, but has anyone been to this one yet? If not I'll check it out on a later time, already had an appointment at magic.
https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massage-lansing-massage-center-lansing-mi-73386#rubmaps

[Choose]

One attractive provider. Massage was very good and thorough. Provider was quite although I believe she spoke enough English to communicate well. I very happy with the massage as she was able to workout the stress and tension. The flip was limited but lots of foot work which as nice. Nothing extra was offered and I didn't make any attempts. Although I don't believe anything was available.

I would go back for the massage.

[Member #4025]

I know Angie (Manager), Chelsea, Annie. Recently, I've heard the name Kelly and now Linda. Any idea if they're adding staff or replacing anyone?

Angie, Chelsea and Linda have all been there for some time. In an earlier post someone suggested that Angie was now going by Kelly; not something I have verified. I know they will have someone rotate in when one of the ladies take an extended vacation; not sure I have met Annie. Hmmm, I may have to pay them a visit.

[Choose]

Been awhile since I posted, but I have been enjoying my visits to this spa. It turns out that the last few times I have had solid massages from Linda who used to give awesome massages at the South Penn Wellness spa until they decided that she was too friendly.

As always I enjoy a lot of otc roaming and she always works real hard to provide good muscle work. She has always had good strong hands to work the lower back and is always mindful of painful areas. However in this last visit, I was a little frustrated and may have pushed things a little too far after seeing her in her black yoga pants, so instead of just massaging her butt I found myself sliding her pants down to show off her high waist red undies. Which were quite the turn-on. But after a couple of reaches that were rejected, I reined it in to let her finish a very good massage. My advise, be mindful and be respectful. While they will make every effort to help you, you are not entitled to help yourself at these particular AMPs. Lesson learned, so now I need to come up with a decent gift to regain my honor before showing up there again for being so rude.

I know Angie (Manager), Chelsea, Annie. Recently, I've heard the name Kelly and now Linda. Any idea if they're adding staff or replacing anyone?