Massage Parlor Reports

[Niteluvr]

I was in the Navy in the 80's. I've hit my share of ones and twos. Shit, we used to go hogging all the time. The guy that could leave with the biggest nastiest skank drank for free the next day. As for that one, My arm wouldn't hit the sides of that one. Not that I would, but I bet I could fit my bald head in there with a touch of olive oil on the ears.

And you'd look quite silly walking around with your head buried in that nasty hole. I think your Navy buddies would owe you a lifetime of beer for that one!

[MrHobbyist]

Hey Hobbyman51 lets say there was a nationwide pussy strike for ONE week and hers was the only pussy available, I GURRANTEE this lady would have guys lined up for miles to get at her pussy, me and you included....lol

Nationwide pussy strike. I could rub a few out for a week if that was the alternative.

[MrHobbyist]

Yeah, I have hit my share of 4's and 5's, but my dick aint big enough to hit the sides on that one. I might be like the father going to get CarolAnn in Poltergeist if I jumped into that (Might have to google that one!!).

I was in the Navy in the 80's. I've hit my share of ones and twos. Shit, we used to go hogging all the time. The guy that could leave with the biggest nastiest skank drank for free the next day. As for that one, My arm wouldn't hit the sides of that one. Not that I would, but I bet I could fit my bald head in there with a touch of olive oil on the ears.

[MrHobbyist]

I know I'm in the minority here but I enjoy a big Bush and a strong scent. I like bitter dark chocolate, rare steak, sharp cheese and musky pussy. I used to have a Camp girl that would let me cream pie her then take me to the table shower to scrub the smell off. Unfortunately she moved too far north to visit regularly. Basically if anyone wants to send me in the direction of a hairy fragrant Chinese pussy I would appreciate it.

I prefer a nice thick Bush too. I like a nice strong feminine smell. There is an alluring difference between the scent of a woman and a nasty cooch. I prefer the former. I run across some from time to time. I'll post if I find any, you and me aren't the only ones I'm sure.

[Niteluvr]

New user / first report. Long time monger.

Dropped into Kawa today for the first time. The place looks sketchy as hell on the outside but is comfortable once you're inside.

Definitely a KAMP. Seemed like only one provider today but the service was excellent. . 8/1. 6 just about anything you can imagine. She was friendly, cute and tiny body, huge chest but has some mileage. If I had to guess 45 y / o. Un-rushed service but 5/10 maybe would do it again only because of the location.

Good first report. Try to get the name of the provider next time though. Can be helpful to others.

[Niteluvr]

Hadn't been here in about 6 months or long. It used to be my legit massage place. So on Yelp there were new photos up as if there might be new management. Well, I was right, changed the place up a bit & new girls there. . Went in for the usual hour, prices have skyrocketed to 80/ hr from 50/ hr. Idk about you guys but I refuse to pay that much for an hour. Ask if they could do 60 they refused so I decided to walk. . Both girls were decent looking. Both maybe mid 30's or so. .

Most guys aren't going to pay $80/ hr for a legit CAMP massage even if Origin has great masseuses and I would bet that isn't the case. Every time I've driven by I haven't seen what I would consider a packed house so I doubt this new price-gouging strategy will be successful.

[Runon99]

Went in for the usual hour, prices have skyrocketed to 80/ hr from 50/ hr. Idk about you guys but I refuse to pay that much for an hour. Ask if they could do 60 they refused so I decided to walk. . Both girls were decent looking. Both maybe mid 30's or so. .

80/ hr maybe the special oil and deep tissue surcharges are already baked in.

[Bbinsider]

New user / first report. Long time monger.

Dropped into Kawa today for the first time. The place looks sketchy as hell on the outside but is comfortable once you're inside.

Definitely a KAMP. Seemed like only one provider today but the service was excellent. . 8/1. 6 just about anything you can imagine. She was friendly, cute and tiny body, huge chest but has some mileage. If I had to guess 45 y / o. Un-rushed service but 5/10 maybe would do it again only because of the location.

I was out in Carrollton today, but couldn't bring myself to go there because the building is such a dive. To clarify, your saying it is a KAMP and not a CAMP. Also, are you saying 1. 6 total or 1. 6 tip on top of. 8 house? The later seems high for a 45 year old in a shithole of a building.

[UnknownX]

Hadn't been here in about 6 months or long. It used to be my legit massage place. So on Yelp there were new photos up as if there might be new management. Well, I was right, changed the place up a bit & new girls there. . Went in for the usual hour, prices have skyrocketed to 80/ hr from 50/ hr. Idk about you guys but I refuse to pay that much for an hour. Ask if they could do 60 they refused so I decided to walk. . Both girls were decent looking. Both maybe mid 30's or so. .

[HobbyMan51]

Hey Hobbyman51 lets say there was a nationwide pussy strike for ONE week and hers was the only pussy available, I GURRANTEE this lady would have guys lined up for miles to get at her pussy, me and you included....lol

Oh no, not me Sarge! That thing looks TURRIBLE!

[Sgt Soros]

This picture has been circulating around for years now. Disgusting, yes, but there are some of you horndawgs out there who will fuck anything with a hole between its legs so be my guest. I know this because I see the pictures of the ghetto skanks you post on the SW thread that you think are attractive.

Hey Hobbyman51 lets say there was a nationwide pussy strike for ONE week and hers was the only pussy available, I GURRANTEE this lady would have guys lined up for miles to get at her pussy, me and you included....lol

[GaijinTraveler]

New user / first report. Long time monger.

Dropped into Kawa today for the first time. The place looks sketchy as hell on the outside but is comfortable once you're inside.

Definitely a KAMP. Seemed like only one provider today but the service was excellent. . 8/1. 6 just about anything you can imagine. She was friendly, cute and tiny body, huge chest but has some mileage. If I had to guess 45 y / o. Un-rushed service but 5/10 maybe would do it again only because of the location.

[Niteluvr]

Made a visit the other day. Negative past reviews but thought I'd try anyway. Sometimes these places do change. Not this time. Wanted 80/ hour. Opted for 60/45. Provider was older and unattractive. Place was so cold started shivering right away. Massage was terrible with hints of extras. At the end declined all extras and left.

You may have encountered the infamous mamasan / provider Mimi. She's in her 60's and has a face that could cause cattle to stampede.

[Anthony Planet]

This picture has been circulating around for years now. Disgusting, yes, but there are some of you horndawgs out there who will fuck anything with a hole between its legs so be my guest. I know this because I see the pictures of the ghetto skanks you post on the SW thread that you think are attractive.

Yeah, I have hit my share of 4's and 5's, but my dick aint big enough to hit the sides on that one. I might be like the father going to get CarolAnn in Poltergeist if I jumped into that (Might have to google that one!!).

[HobbyMan51]

Here's one you can try out..........

This picture has been circulating around for years now. Disgusting, yes, but there are some of you horndawgs out there who will fuck anything with a hole between its legs so be my guest. I know this because I see the pictures of the ghetto skanks you post on the SW thread that you think are attractive.