Escort Reports

**Pedorro** · 03-01-19 14:33

Originally Posted by MrNiceGuy6 [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

Fellow senior monger here from Detroit. I am traveling for work next week Monday-Wednesday, staying at a hotel next to O'Hare. I will have a car too. Looking to try the Chicago scene to compare to my local neighborhood. Reading through your forum here the past week, I think I have determined that an agency is out of the question. Too much info, not enough time to verify or budget! In Detroit we are mainly looking at full action with escorts in cityxguide, skip the games, and listcrawler. Strip clubs are full service for $150, and massage parlors are pretty much all Asian for $100-$200. You all have soo many avenues and sites I can't wrap my head around it, LOL! So I am reaching out to you senior members in Chicago to help me narrow it down or recommend a solid provider.

What I am looking for:

Budget of $200-$25

Can be In or Outcall.

Full service, with BBBJ.

GFE non clock watcher.

Decent booty but not BBW, LOL.

No grandmas or scary skinny.

None to light screening.

In exchange I can provide seniors with a few solid providers from my stable here in the Detroit area that are reliable GFE ranging from $100-$300. Light screening. No pics needed

Mr Nice Guy.

I hade great service from this lady for $$.

https://www.yesbackpage.de/105/posts...225-0899-.html

Look her up on this forum, she is one of the NG girls.

**Looking4692** · 03-01-19 14:33

I believe she is highly reviewed on the Milwaukee site as a BBFS provider also.

Originally Posted by Layne123 [View Original Post]

Saw Macie. Near OHARE.

Menu seems wide open yet YMMV.

$100/ hh FS with limited GFE / LFK.

Tiight body.

Pics are accurate.

Really nice lady.

Will repeat and highly recommend.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2928277

**Layne123** · 03-01-19 14:15

Saw Macie. Near OHARE.

Menu seems wide open yet YMMV.

$100/ hh FS with limited GFE / LFK.

Tiight body.

Pics are accurate.

Really nice lady.

Will repeat and highly recommend.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2928277

**Member #6113** · 03-01-19 14:15

Originally Posted by CallMeSlappy [View Original Post]

Saw Sonia this week. She is as advertised. Everything covered, some LFK. I did not partake in her nuru experience. Did not rush, made every effort to make me feel relaxed. As always, YMMV.

It was like nailing Sophie from 2 Broke Girls.

Everything was covered? That's too bad. I saw her twice a few years back and I had BBBJ / CIM both times. Had a killer body, hope it's aged well. Always thought about seeing her again but never pulled the trigger.

**StanleyStankas** · 03-01-19 14:11

Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]

Glad you liked it. I left a comment on her LC page.

She's not bad looking, it could have been nice. Hell, for some guys she may *be* nice. But I'm betting they have to be vanilla and *fast*.

I am sure YMMV, however we don't pay them to have a good or bad mood, imo. We pay them to at least act like they are enjoying it. Yea the girls chatting in the bathroom would bother me. You have stamina! Also regarding lc. I tried to help us all out here by posting a comment under a woman that was a known setup to rob situation as reported here. It wasn't me personally so yea that might have been a mistake without personal experience with her, however because of that I got banned from reviews. Now when I registered with a different email and handle I was able to comment again, however when I go to reviews it just asks me to post first. What used to happen is when a window came up to post first I would click on I already had and then it would ask me to log in which I would and then have access to the reviews. i have used various browsers as well. Funny you mentioned fast. Made me think of the pro I knew as a friend. She used to called them minutemen! Also dudes with erectile dysfunction she used to refer to as ed or mr ed is in the house! Ha! Well at least I got to know personally what these c**ts really think of us tricks! Brutal!

**Call Me Slappy** · 03-01-19 13:23

Saw Sonia this week. She is as advertised. Everything covered, some LFK. I did not partake in her nuru experience. Did not rush, made every effort to make me feel relaxed. As always, YMMV.

It was like nailing Sophie from 2 Broke Girls.

**HailToTheCuck** · 03-01-19 13:06

Originally Posted by ZooGuy1959 [View Original Post]

Did any of you wonder if she had been born female?

I regularly looked at the Photos Only Board when Tee Eee Rrr was available and wondered if her very talented photographer was taking images from angles that would minimize what I thought might be masculine characteristics that implants and hormones cannot change. Links for currently available images that make me wonder:

https://d18fr84zq3fgpm.cloudfront.ne...0_original.jpg

https://d18fr84zq3fgpm.cloudfront.ne...3_original.jpg

https://d18fr84zq3fgpm.cloudfront.ne...0_original.jpg

https://d18fr84zq3fgpm.cloudfront.ne...8_original.jpg

Clicking on the images after they pop up will enlarge them.

Signed,

Curious (I did watch the clip at Mompv).

Never been a her but she put a link to her porn vid. Did something w the MILF equivalent to girls do porn. Not sure how different sex w an inside out wang would be vs a vagina but I'll be damned if I could tell.

**George Stark** · 03-01-19 12:38

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Yelp reviewing for mongers! Out them and I wish there was a way for these c**ts to see these reports that they are ruining their own sources of income by pulling tudes!

Glad you liked it. I left a comment on her LC page.

She's not bad looking, it could have been nice. Hell, for some guys she may *be* nice. But I'm betting they have to be vanilla and *fast*.

**MrNiceGuy6** · 03-01-19 12:31

Gentlemen,

Fellow senior monger here from Detroit. I am traveling for work next week Monday-Wednesday, staying at a hotel next to O'Hare. I will have a car too. Looking to try the Chicago scene to compare to my local neighborhood. Reading through your forum here the past week, I think I have determined that an agency is out of the question. Too much info, not enough time to verify or budget! In Detroit we are mainly looking at full action with escorts in cityxguide, skip the games, and listcrawler. Strip clubs are full service for $150, and massage parlors are pretty much all Asian for $100-$200. You all have soo many avenues and sites I can't wrap my head around it, LOL! So I am reaching out to you senior members in Chicago to help me narrow it down or recommend a solid provider.

What I am looking for:

Budget of $200-$250.

Can be In or Outcall.

Full service, with BBBJ.

GFE non clock watcher.

Decent booty but not BBW, LOL.

No grandmas or scary skinny.

None to light screening.

In exchange I can provide seniors with a few solid providers from my stable here in the Detroit area that are reliable GFE ranging from $100-$300. Light screening. No pics needed.

Guys, I am not in town often. So I am not looking to steal your bread and butter. I visit maybe once every 2 years. Just looking to taste the culture and make a friendly trade of knowledge. Would rather not hassle with flakes, thieves or crack heads.

Your advice or recommendations will be returned kindly.

Feel free to PM me.

Stay safe.

Mr Nice Guy.

**Zoo Guy1959** · 03-01-19 12:14

Did any of you wonder if she had been born female?

I regularly looked at the Photos Only Board when Tee Eee Rrr was available and wondered if her very talented photographer was taking images from angles that would minimize what I thought might be masculine characteristics that implants and hormones cannot change. Links for currently available images that make me wonder:

https://d18fr84zq3fgpm.cloudfront.ne...0_original.jpg

https://d18fr84zq3fgpm.cloudfront.ne...3_original.jpg

https://d18fr84zq3fgpm.cloudfront.ne...0_original.jpg

https://d18fr84zq3fgpm.cloudfront.ne...8_original.jpg

Clicking on the images after they pop up will enlarge them.

Signed,

Curious (I did watch the clip at Mompv).

**FruitNinja** · 03-01-19 12:09

Originally Posted by GaryMan [View Original Post]

I prefer Thailand, especially Pattaya. Better infrastructure, better food. IMHO, the Thai babes handle child birth better.

Gary Man,

I do like Pattaya but I don't do the clubs. Every girl I've pulled from a club has been a pain in the ass. I do like the girls on Beach Road. 1/4 the price with non of the bs.

**Mujea1** · 03-01-19 11:34

https://escortalligator.com.chicago....29978355/paris

I was in the area yesterday and just wanted a BBBJ. Came across this girl and set up a time for me to meet her. Got to the room and then the BS started. Tried to upsell and wanted more $$, told me it was her sister texting me agreeing to everything and that she never would have. I ended up with a terrible CBJ, within 2 minutes she was asking if I was done, and she was looking at her phone and was totally disinterested the entire time.

**StanleyStankas** · 03-01-19 11:32

Originally Posted by GeorgeStark [View Original Post]

So, I saw this chick:

https://backpage.com.chicago.listcra...post/29944582/

Incall was a Super 8, but she moves around.

She was thinner looking than her pics, but I do believe they are her. She is narrow for sure, I can believe her schtick about being too tight, though I didn't check that out.

She had a strange attitude. Right now, I have very specific ways I want my dick handled, and she really did NOT take instructions kindly. She was like: "you should have told me on the phone about this". Just because I don't want my dick yanked on hard, like a cow being milked.

Then she was actually counting down: "you have 6 minutes. You have 3 minutes".

There were 2 other chicks in the bathroom, too, and they were loud and chattery. much less attractive, no idea what that was about, I guess they were sharing the room, they were dressed for action.

She might be fine for a normal fuck / blowjob / handjob, but special requests are not her thing.

I think she resented have to actually work the half-hour she was paid for.

Would not repeat.

Yelp reviewing for mongers! Out them and I wish there was a way for these c**ts to see these reports that they are ruining their own sources of income by pulling tudes!

**Vbenny** · 03-01-19 10:57

Originally Posted by EarTak1990 [View Original Post]

It's been over a year since I saw her so my recollection is limited, but I remember her being very friendly, BBBJ on the menu for me (though she said it's a YMMV thing) and LFK only (though others have said she's GFE so maybe they were offered DFK, but I was not).

I'm a bit of a regular with her (like I said super convenient location for me), so I'm not sure if she's changed her rate for newer guests. I started seeing her about 6 months ago. For me it's $. 2 for a no rush hhr that often is closer to hr. She's always used DFK for me and BBJ on the table and super willing to do multiple positions, DATY friendly too. I've never asked for Greek or BBFS, so I can't tell you about those either.